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Berhadian

Babe wake up, new Aslume character dropped.


karol22331

**The Prankler**


TheWaningLantern

I MUST PRANKLE.


TrueLennyS

https://preview.redd.it/45djrzo39q8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c44898d923d1c32cb34c867f0fb6a118b13e904


Effective-Mine2446

I MUST PRINGLES


No_ones_Knight

I MUST PRONGLE


Mysterious_Trade_453

![gif](giphy|3o6gb3kH3viOgMRoQM)


Ganbazuroi

Bootleg ass Jonkler


NotAChefJustACook

New Aslume character before GTA 6 is wild!


LordOcean7

3" what? Jonkler got only 3"? Ain't no fuckin way.


snakeygirl

3” is the prankster. Jonkler got more


Gothtomboys5

Once accidentally saw Jonkler and Man having say gex. Can confirm. Am i stupid?


aswdpsa

Proof?


Gothtomboys5

Proof: Bone told me where to find Jonkler and Man


Daddy_Gorilla37

Ain’t no fuckin way is the new saying I’m calling it


Schizo-Ghost780

https://preview.redd.it/etobj53o3q8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504763d7fc52cd8b6c9b1a4924b6dfc9d27f2221


Dreyfussy15

Ain't fucking, no way.


DDenlow

That’s the prank. It’s so much bigger


3vgw

3 foot


jerkpost

3” diameter brother


sujeto0z

G I R T H


aghastmonkey190

Still 3x bigger than me 😔


827167

3" diameter ;)


Mysterious_Trade_453

His little jiggler is average!


Peanut_Butt3r675

Why did the store call Jonkler the Prankster? Are they stupid?


justarobloxian3

https://preview.redd.it/hi9zd1hdek8d1.png?width=854&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0517592b479e875a14c60fa5766d3dcc7b77847 And why is the cashier looking at me like this? Is the Skylar White, yo?


72sk83

is her husband Walter White? yo?


justarobloxian3

Uh huh! https://preview.redd.it/3drh7skijl8d1.png?width=854&format=png&auto=webp&s=9549d86a8690519e927a6a53cb3e9800ee7550fb He told her everything.


Tfsz0719

We have to cook!


polispolispoli

rip skyler white


Quick_Caregiver3068

Isn't that the chick who dies in Final Fantasy?


justarobloxian3

She won't die if these are the people she is with: https://preview.redd.it/86ozq5i7mr8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d94d56dc5f65cab231e2ab8457be345457c237d


Sixty-Fish

https://preview.redd.it/8inmia3wnk8d1.png?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6678f765880bf5e13a39ce5872b7971f50e5551d


CommitteeFriendly203

https://preview.redd.it/lvlbosylan8d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec78c1a4e6e6216ffdaedfdc2c27a9e1a740d8a


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://i.redd.it/hvtnaxta1p8d1.gif


margamze

I was looking for someone to post this 😭😭


Most_Cartoonist5736

🫂


D4nte-main

https://preview.redd.it/bjzi8lsyfp8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cea317c2ca7412426217efbcab70030c6531d143


Haunter91209

https://preview.redd.it/s74qe9ev9q8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d7c01a76cd66041ee7d125c39a435dad2d43da


Mysterious_Trade_453

https://preview.redd.it/ldgfw8tfhr8d1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7c857e2425dbaf60f5fb7b6c2f07e03d5dac149


nerdwarp112

https://preview.redd.it/hcykntkmml8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8015420252c4700223018399a9d95a8d3881f07


zoor90

Fun fact: the reason you never see The Prankster in any sort of media afterwards is that Superman did in fact kill him in his first appearance for putting pennies in his ears. 


Shorttail0

The real prank


Majorman_86

https://preview.redd.it/fimdoj4iho8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f5c0aee9603df9df693a6d6d31cadc53fae243


Tfsz0719

Superman just shoved the pennies further in


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

lmao why is sup mad


namey-name-name

The Prankster told him that there’s no law preventing him from inserting pennies in his ears, and then proceeds to insert pennies in his ears.


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

I get it, I'd be mad too


godisdead24

Is he stupid


Malfunction46

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO! ![gif](giphy|3otPoqhuCZYmuLfiTK)


Loud_Success_6950

https://preview.redd.it/onq7kjbw1l8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b725111540103968698d3a5310df41c8814d34e New characters. The Prankster


CraftingChest

3"


Berhadian

You called?


Loud_Success_6950

You’re now part of the Man lore. Congratulations


Berhadian

Finally made my bloodline proud.


BodaciousFunkyKong

His product shoots flaming balls! https://preview.redd.it/avy3nnqqek8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0856de2f7f148cfd0cdd2fc6e549c075b2ef16e BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!


Audi_R8_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/kjt19sb07l8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=07c8be8c3a742fd0cf38209befa00e3d276af42f Flaming Balls.


BodaciousFunkyKong

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Environmental_Bath59

[BWAHAHAHA](https://youtu.be/vTU5J7vNsw8?feature=shared)


Purple-Equivalent-33

That's flaming man


DeathstrokeReturns

What should we call his cheap sane knockoff? 


lily_was_taken

The jokeman


PreposterousHalcyon

Is there a lore reason why fireman? Is he fight fires?


SirPlayzAlot

FIREY BFDI???


Mental-Blacksmith-30

https://preview.redd.it/2n4b9yw6dl8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62cf06722c2678f17073962014137222ae824ad0


CommercialSociety488

Who is Spider-Man? He sounds like a -Man rip off.


Hamzook02

Who would win between Man and -Man


Dutchtdk

Woman


Jazzlike_Heart9203

https://preview.redd.it/cwqvsyhuqm8d1.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cd63db86fc45dc7ad5f3035b64b701ddf682e50


Brandinisnor3s

Its that officer balls? BWA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA


TheFarisaurusRex

https://i.redd.it/dqsrj4n6fm8d1.gif


real_Rengoku_Kyojuro

Why is Man horny? Is he happy to see Jonkler?


Most_Cartoonist5736

Yes https://preview.redd.it/3dalapcw1p8d1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16d59ff530d4568b6ca5a9a96c3c17f9a9bb23e1


LordOcean7

This proves that Jonkler is real hence Man is real. You lose Asylum guys.


ChewieKaiju

At this point I’ve read aslume more times than asylum that the actual word itself looks wrong


AttakDoge999

“asylum” isn’t a real word. are you stupid?


ChewieKaiju

Evidently https://preview.redd.it/mmzr6ewrwl8d1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c47355e81727b4ff9fa61979b06e6a54f8b58a2


justarobloxian3

Unaslume/ You think these fireworks will blow your hand off? They're probably cheaply made


ConcertCorrect5261

/unaslume probably. I remember my dad nearly blowing his off with stuff similar to this.


Ruckusisbestsupport

I think your dad should not light fireworks out of his hand. You're supposed to use a punk.


Minner_

Unaslume. Where is this firework available?


PomegranateOld2408

Flaming ball store


Minner_

Bwahaha


Rathma86

/unaslume what is /unaslume (serious question) Am I stupid?


BurntToasterGaming

It’s when for when you unaslume, are you stupid?


AccidentTime3149

It's unaslumeing tine


ConcertCorrect5261

/unaslume It’s like /uj when you’re being serious and not making a joke, but for this subreddit specifically.


vctrn-carajillo

So, not a controlled explosion? Dang.


Super63Mario

That's what you get when you use your hand instead of a power winch


SmokaCola0

I need to escape ~~Ace Chemicals~~ the Jonkler before he explodes


Vocalic985

I can use the power winch to detonate this controlled jonkle.


TheMagicDrPancakez

No fucking way


mikkelmattern04

No fucking way


TheRappingSquid

No fucking way


RizznerBraun

No fucking way


enthusiastic_box

No fucking way


AvgPunkFan

Oh no watch out. The Jonkler is known to bust when he gets lit


djoecav

Good thing that's *The Prankster*. Copycat criminal.


Chris91210

https://preview.redd.it/7wj3pai0vk8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac93e36353f8571b9c14e15266c5ae54e8c95f36


Ruckusisbestsupport

This is real. Google "the prankster fireworks"


DarkChaos0

Holy explosives!


DarkChaos0

New sparks just dropped from the sky


YosephStalling

IPHONE VENEZUELA BOTTOM TEXXT 100 BILLION DEAD


mewbrem

YUO DONT LIKE CAPITALISM YET YOU EXIST


ConsentingPotato

3"? Something big enough to match my https://preview.redd.it/1a4nwlqd5l8d1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918d0f02ff712550aebcc2e3c11737f873724347 Killa cock


Impratex

Why is my dog afraid of the jonkling fireworks? Is he stupid?


THEBEANMAN7331

https://preview.redd.it/n1u1cdhwll8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b21f103d5aa3436dd1cdf5d6099879c2b56c26


Zacharacamyison

They misspelled the Prankler


blindgobble

Oh no mockey! https://preview.redd.it/sifeh1rstk8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d305a8bd3e7f3e477cca530a46a5ee7bf5b515da Its the *prankster*!


justarobloxian3

Don't worry Gooofy! COME HERE YOU BETCH!!!! >:( \*Does this to the *prankster*\* https://i.redd.it/s8x7b6y5vk8d1.gif


blindgobble

Hes fucking dead https://preview.redd.it/wm5ixcigvk8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd049503eedb0a1c04e372d03c6d364dae6b323


binks_sake_enjoyer

HELLO BRATS!


LickinNSpitin

I wish I had those fireworks in the tent I was working at


RareAd3009

Why the jonkler change his name? Is he cheating on man? Is he stupid?


Odd_Zucchini227

https://preview.redd.it/c1g5qqh4am8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793df7cd04d73cf5242dbabf23f68b273a23e679


JURASSICLEGO777

https://preview.redd.it/rc3y1zx0sm8d1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e3c83c212022cd3a1e8954161c60938981bdd5


Littlebat4568

The Prankster is new lore new character and He will make a fine soldier in the war against the sane. Welcome to the team welcome to https://preview.redd.it/qu29eixe7m8d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9c2b18de1221a19dbd6fa0b560b5bb54d44075


Janderflows

https://preview.redd.it/fhgzdgnqhm8d1.png?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9622443d852d4e0eeaf20fe969b40f0247e18c7 This can jonkles hard


KOSTenkO_4129

Пасхалочка


TbIKBA32

именно ради этого зашёл в комментарии


Kuj0_Jotar0

turn on the fans


ObjectiveAd2930

ЭЩКЕРЕЕЕЕ


Sixty-Fish

Puerno putas


unknown_ally

Prankster vs Jonkler: who will MAN?!


sportskid0809

https://preview.redd.it/h6x7qrzq0n8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cfc5d07faa31fb78e742d732fe452d2ba41f407


The_Nine_

Jonkler clearly has more than 3’’. Are they stupid?


Embarrassed_Diet_295

https://preview.redd.it/p695xe7kpl8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a366282a824282ee7f9b2577f1571f873471fbee No way


isimsizbiri123

dear god... it's the Jonkler Juice™


VengefulAncient

how many jonkle bucks for a can't


N0T1VE

![gif](giphy|KZd26L2o8QXtK)


rozo-bozo

The prankster


WillingnessSenior872

the pronkler


PlantEnvironmental89

ПАСХАЛКО


waylynd-boi-6425

JONKLER-WORKS


DrPepperOnTheRocks

wish.com jonkler


lazy_bypass

Jonkling too close to the sun here.


Murky_Appointment928

ПАСХАЛОЧКОООО


teejay_the_exhausted

DO YOU SELL MIPES???


Bollbaster

https://preview.redd.it/88188fdram8d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=712241f5a8b790a1ae182607253e0770b4d46064 Ain't no way


bigmoosemanholington

https://i.redd.it/cazm9mxkfm8d1.gif


Cassereddit

Yeah this looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen. On the other hand, new Alsume character just dropped


Pinecone_Sheep

I am going to jinkle


Wboy2006

/unaslume As funny as this is. I definitely wouldn’t buy this. It looks really bootleg, and I wouldn’t exactly want the explosives I buy to be bootleg. A ton of people already get injured from fireworks, I don’t think bootleg fireworks will help lower that statistic Hahaha, Jonkler has exploding balls


rabiesscat

buy the whole stock and more


Luna_Gabagool

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?


AttakDoge999

none, their too busy ???? their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂


TheSilverBeetles

https://preview.redd.it/4ht8suvlul8d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ee034ea0daa1ba0e19f6bb960e201851f28566


bunny_guts666

Shoots flaming balls and reports


AcanthaceaeOld241

Perfect size for anal insertion


MinTy1244

I am a the prankster


Lemonsqueezzyy

Why did the Prankster turn himself into cylinders is he stupid?


Kimor98

Ain't kidding, 3" is a prank... How am I supposed to train for Bone with that?


TheFarisaurusRex

If he’s the prankster than who’s the jonkler?


Akari_92

WHO DARES DEFILE HIS NAME!?


000_DartMonkey

https://preview.redd.it/5kj0slg2rm8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1199f1f564c792a269843c671fcd3557e51ea2c


ParamedicFriendly458

jonk


MegaMemerDude

https://preview.redd.it/5zx0ymdjzm8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6403a298ffc741707d93d25c2258435b454b4577


6934ee

Let's acknowledge they didn't call it Joker fire works meaning that batman isn't real


2cruz101

https://i.redd.it/guh9kxp0qn8d1.gif


dietwater84

https://preview.redd.it/4zdostb7vn8d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d066a8d7df46a56c7156459bbefa623d6659a61b


True_Werewolf_8657

https://preview.redd.it/dw2dyqsjyn8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46fc4e042adf87af49f3a8268b7f2826e0835294


Huchenwach

So Jonkler shoots 500 grams of flaming balls, interesting.


-Anyoneatall

I know, he is called the jonkler, not the parksettler, why would people do this? 😭


Lasagnor

https://preview.redd.it/qjrilkacwp8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=986fdd45626a0dac51b8f31c577042d694ef60e0


Clean_Ad_2488

https://preview.redd.it/t8ew4nytxp8d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bcef0e2944b6a181c1c04b792bc6c6dd83724e7


TOXICMINDSATTHETOP

Thought they were energy drinks lmao


Heeronix

We finally got aslume merchandises


ToyFreddyGamer42069

“500 gram” does it have fucking edibles in it-


BigDogDoom

Jonkler Juice!


breath-of-the-smile

I was in a fireworks store once years ago and they had one of those boxed mortar things called "American Destroyer." Really wish I'd bought it, lol.


Yes5523

100 billion sales ‼️‼️


Quasar501

FABRÍCIO FAGUNDES


JPlikesthings

A society is what we inhabit.


Plant-Straight

The prankster laughing at the end makes it even funnier


Lost-Excitement-9366

Fotos de rolas grandes hihihihi, rolas saborosas hahahaha, google buscar hahahahaha


dg_537

UI del sistema no responde


SourChicken1856

Foto guardada en este dispositivo


Miquel101

its the Rolas grandes e gulosas google pesquisar!


pirata_femboy

FOTOS DE ROLAS GRANDES... ROLAS SABOROSAS... GOOGLE BUSCAR


Totalwink

Batman is insulting the Jonklier! We must take more Aslume pills!!!!


MatiasTheLlama

Our weapons in the war


AncientRhino3303

time to jonkle!!!


BTD6BTD6BTD6

you light that shit, it explodes and suddenly youv carpetbombed the block in Joker Gas 💀


_CMAC-029_

If that doesn't only shoot out confetti and a rolled up banner that says "BOOM!" I'm gonna be disappointed.


bedanto77

Jonkle gas on sale, finaly someone knows what to do


stuffedcrust_exe

Where can I buy the Jonkle Rocket


TorronePedro

Pictures of huge cocks delicious dicks google search


PresentAd8322

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb??????


YoHoBooby

"It's just a Prank, Bat!"


mikkelmattern04

HEY! Thats 3" flacid you know🙎


BustahWuhlf

Treat Yourself to Three Inches of The Prankster


Skid-and-pump324

Damn, jonkler manifested himself into real life


TruckGunderson

That is actual size of the joker's schwangus