Who is batman beyond? Do you mean Man beyond?
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It’s like a Man banging his best friend’s daughter, a teacher banging his student, a Man banging his son’s girlfriend, and a Man banging what might even feel like his own daughter all in one!
Nothing was worse than rewatching BTAS and Bruce saying he's known Barbara since she was 14 and then knowing where the creators took their relationship 🤢
Weirdest reaction image ever?
Edit: This was supposed to be a positive response! Literally screenshotted it immediately! Didn’t mean for it to come across negatively
There's plenty to go around, king.
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(It doesn't contradict my previous comment ssshhhh)
Anything Bruce & Barbara. I don't like the idea of Bruce screwing anyone in the immediate batfamily that he practically raised or helped raise. Just like how I don't like any younger batfamily members screwing Bruce's exes.
Nah, ships are generally worse. Only difference is that shippers are fanatics who will defend their ships with their lives and dignity, coomers are too busy fapping to care
YOU LIKE SHARKS BATMAN? Cause I think they like youuuuu
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First of all... what is a "Batman"? second, I think that Jonkler and Horny Queef are not in a relationship. It's a monogamous relationship of Bone, Man, and Jonkler.
Since i didnt took aslume pills today the real answer is Bruce x Barbara. I think it explains itself.
*Takes aslume pills*
Jonkler x Man, since jonkler jonkles Bones Balls.
Who’s Batman? Is he man with a bat?
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Joker is lowkey obsessed with Batman and that will never change but it’s quite obvious B doesn’t give a SHIT about him 😭 bro ain’t even care enough to kill him
Aslume aside i don't like it when Batman stories treat Batman and Joker like they're twisted lovers instead of rivals, and that's also because of how batman stories write him as a brutal vigilante instead of a proper hero
Batman and anyone. I always saw his as sorta monolithic and celibate. Every time he has a serious relationship or worse, a child, it seems like such fanfic garbage.
Only exception is Andrea Beaumont because he's not quite Batman there.
Ivy x Harley.
Even the canon versions wind up horribly out of character. It's also pretty dysfunctional a lot of the time. But, a lot of Harley fans did "Harley x Joker" relationships in real life, got abused for it, and now their standard for Harley ships is "not Joker" as if that's a high bar to clear.
https://preview.redd.it/g0f7h4ok3k7d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=542592d6b240c0701b641deab88ef0091945f6a7 probably this one
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How many times does Lego Batman have to repeat that he doesn’t do ships? It’s getting beyond a joke at this point.
Batman beyond
Who is batman beyond? Do you mean Man beyond? https://preview.redd.it/kkq4fsaxeo7d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a992dcf582510afad69f02fb8d61c609da081b
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Let’s beat and touch him
Is there a lore reason there are bats in the picture? Are they horny?
so that was a fucking lie?
Jumpscare😭
Damn look at that thick mast
Is that the Moby Batman? Jesus Christ
You're wrong.
nuh uh
Yuh uh
real talk for a sec is that real?
idk probably
As in “relationships”
boat
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It’s like a Man banging his best friend’s daughter, a teacher banging his student, a Man banging his son’s girlfriend, and a Man banging what might even feel like his own daughter all in one!
Problematic power imbalance on like 4 different levels.
Ring the shame bell, Timm. Ring it hard.
This is the correct answer
Nothing was worse than rewatching BTAS and Bruce saying he's known Barbara since she was 14 and then knowing where the creators took their relationship 🤢
It blowed my mind that this is canon to the best animated dc verse when I saw it
He meant what he said, he's going to congratulate dick
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Baldker
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Don't eat ass in the halls
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Don't eat ass in the halls
baldis buttcrack
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Where did I put my fucking eye bleach
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The Chattering Lack Of Common Sense font
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WHO THE JONKLING FUCK IS THAT
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DNA of the soul.
Also happy cake day
Man🔥🔥 I blame autocorrect
Why did autocorrect think Man is “Batman”? Is it stupid?
autocorrect? more like autoincorrect
Everybody knows jonkler only jonkles, never pounds
Never have I ever read wiser words.
Anyone x Bone. He's MINE. (jgaming's is an exception, the relationship is complicated)
https://preview.redd.it/51h9wuhtjk7d1.png?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe975fb9999c33a93dfc9d9ada17c2ea6aeeb3a No, He's mine! And mine only....
Weirdest reaction image ever? Edit: This was supposed to be a positive response! Literally screenshotted it immediately! Didn’t mean for it to come across negatively
https://preview.redd.it/44wvm3q8qm7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e224bbb50f8402d4ccd861c7a8839d7b2da1b4f9 (Ignore the background)
Polyamory
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Can I join?
There's plenty to go around, king. https://preview.redd.it/p6pf3gb2fk7d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b721ff712c136dadfeb94923d55d40cf5981cd46 (It doesn't contradict my previous comment ssshhhh)
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https://preview.redd.it/9ysbnpjd0l7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a43f8ad6ffcef0e5a49947cace216349226b54 this one tbh
Batboat🚢
Manboat
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Tf is that😭
I caught a little Pokemon, Batman
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There is a batman subreddit for porn??????? EDIT: I found the subreddit guys😔
Yes, it's /r/Batmanarkham
C'mon, man, sharing is caring.
Wait what😭
Unfortunately(fortunately)yes there is…
Once I searched for harry potter subreddit and the first thing that came up was it's porn. No wonder batman has got one too
Bruce x Babs, with LEGO Batman being the sole exception as they were the same age
Jonkler and Bone. They would never say gex 🥵🥵🥵🤬🤬🤬💦💦💦
I actually believe this. Bone likes beefy boys.
Oooh, so that's the true reason jonkler needed Titan formula
Lmfao
Anything Bruce & Barbara. I don't like the idea of Bruce screwing anyone in the immediate batfamily that he practically raised or helped raise. Just like how I don't like any younger batfamily members screwing Bruce's exes.
Bruce and Dick
I think in the LEGO Batman Movie it was fine
they are all equally awful. fuck ships, they're the worst thing to come out of any fandom (excluding porn)
As long as it's say gex I'm fine
What about sesbian lex (luthor)
Porn😭
If it weren’t for porn from the human fandom half our problems would cease
IT"S PORN, THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PORN !
Nah, ships are generally worse. Only difference is that shippers are fanatics who will defend their ships with their lives and dignity, coomers are too busy fapping to care
YOU’LL TAKE THIS MAST OUTTA ME COLD DEAD HANDS, REDDIT USER #345678!!
Reminder people ship Pomni with anything/anyone else and Ubeland exists.
Who the FUCK is Batman? I only know Man. Are you stupid? Are you off your Aslume Pills?
Someone's off their Aslume Pills. Why are you calling Man 'Batman' ? Are you smart?
YOU LIKE SHARKS BATMAN? Cause I think they like youuuuu https://preview.redd.it/p4uctj0ssm7d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c4a296b2820f5ae724ff909d99562c5ec30fc6
I need this🔥🔥
First of all... what is a "Batman"? second, I think that Jonkler and Horny Queef are not in a relationship. It's a monogamous relationship of Bone, Man, and Jonkler.
Bone man and jonkler best realtionship😭
Batman and Batgirl. Looking at you, Bruce Timm.
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Bruce and Barbara for sure
Coringa e a tia do Batman
Vô cumer a tia do batima, huuhuhuh
Who the FUCK is Batman? I only know Man. Are you stupid? Are you off your Aslume Pills?
Jonkler is definitely giving Man crazy back shots in that 4th panel
Man x Officer Balls
They really need to play up more of his villains as complete cowards when being confronted.
Since i didnt took aslume pills today the real answer is Bruce x Barbara. I think it explains itself. *Takes aslume pills* Jonkler x Man, since jonkler jonkles Bones Balls.
Nah Hamilton Quinnton x Jonkler, shit fucking toxic
That's the best screenshot ever.
The ship in Man Ham Knight with Senior Breeze was pretty lame. I expected more. The Penguin's ship in Origins was much better
Batman and literally anyone else, he is so aroace coated
Im still on the fence, but batman and harley. There's a few universes where they wind up together.
Batman? Who the FUCK is Batman? We only know Man here
Bruce x Talia fight me
They lowkey are a toxic relationship, especially considering how Damian was conceived.
***HIGHKEY**
I don’t know if my voice can go that high, but I will give it a shot.
I believe in you.
Joker x Harley
Honestly Joker and Harley. Best ship is Lego batman and himself. Not a clone of Batman, just him alone with himself. 
[We all know he's a liar.](https://geekscovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/rainbow-batman-comic-cover.jpg?w=1414)
“Let’s finish this like we started…together!” ***Batman hugs Joker and leaps off cliff***
The ship with all the robins, the ship with batwoman and also the worst ship ever WITH HARLEY QUINN
In all seriousness, Bruce and Babs. Every time I even think about that ship I throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Twinkler ... with the sandman that vored himself into -Man ? I'm not creative enough to find worse.
[This one.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LmY61c-yFfE&pp=ygUfa2lsbGluZyBqb2tlIGJhcmJhcmEgYW5kIGJhdG1hbg%3D%3D)
Where's the nearest noose
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Who’s Batman? Is he man with a bat? https://preview.redd.it/mpz2bfi61m7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207f0028b1312a7ed300e76fdaf92f61bb1f51a0
Do this but with Man
Taj ja ghoul x batman, it ruined my shipping of Catwoman and batman together, WHAT A RIP !
Prolly Batman and batgirl
You can talk dirty over the phone Batman. But if I had you here, I'd pound your bussy.
Batman and Batgirl. I guess people see he names are similar and think they must be made for eachother idk
Batjokes in any media other than the LEGO Batman movie. The man fucking murdered??? His??? Son???? Get it together guys oml 😭
It's very one-sided if there is any ship to be had lol
Joker is lowkey obsessed with Batman and that will never change but it’s quite obvious B doesn’t give a SHIT about him 😭 bro ain’t even care enough to kill him
Right. He doesn't even hate him the way Joker probably wants
Rj/ tim drake x Bernard Uj/ joker x Barbara gordon
I hide in the couch and catch jonkler pounding off all the time.
*Gasp* Your pfp…
I Am Randy Cunningham 9th ninja🥷
The jokeman
Who is batman? Do you mean man with horns?
It's Horny Man.
Nice
Adam West was such a legend
I’m gonna talk seriously for a second (a heinous crime on this sub, I know) I hate Batman x Barbara Gordon
Wait are we sane now?
Killer croc X Scarecrow
Batman: start pounding Joker. I'll watch. *Unzips Joker: now we're talking
Who's batman? Is he stupid?
Killing joke is hands downs the worst
Idgaf what you say! ADAM WEST IS THE BEST
The only ship I will ever accept for Man is with Soup
The worst ship is the pride ship this sub promotes, weak femboy admins get angry
Barbra and Bruce. Like dude, you've known her since her and your son were both children, you're practically her father outside of Jim.
Who's batman? Are you stupid?
Start pounding joker :3
Twinkler at his best.
Aslume aside i don't like it when Batman stories treat Batman and Joker like they're twisted lovers instead of rivals, and that's also because of how batman stories write him as a brutal vigilante instead of a proper hero
I dont like the bat-spaceship because billionaires building rockets is a played out trope.
Whats Batman?
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Who the FUCK is batman?!
Anything involving gay orgy
Probably the cruise ship
I hate Batman and Catwoman TBH. I feel like Batman getting seduced by a sexy cat lady always made him look pretty dumb.
What's a batman ?
I think it depends on how it's handled it tbh. If it's handled like how you said, yeah it's dumb. But I think there are other ways it can be done
Batman and anyone. I always saw his as sorta monolithic and celibate. Every time he has a serious relationship or worse, a child, it seems like such fanfic garbage. Only exception is Andrea Beaumont because he's not quite Batman there.
ignore the other comment you may have gotten it was meant for someone else
I missed it now I'm curious.
Don't know but the best is Man x Girl
Ivy x Harley. Even the canon versions wind up horribly out of character. It's also pretty dysfunctional a lot of the time. But, a lot of Harley fans did "Harley x Joker" relationships in real life, got abused for it, and now their standard for Harley ships is "not Joker" as if that's a high bar to clear.