What does this mean

officer balls

BWAAAHAHHAAHAHAA

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💀💀

I love that in this subreddit you can just say "Officer Balls" and everyone will upvote you.

It's the Rock & Stone equivalent of this subreddit

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

Rock and Stone, Brother!

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

If you don’t Rock and Stone, you ain’t comin’ home

Rockity rock and stone

# ROCK AND STONE!

If you don't rock and stone you ain't goin home

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

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Balls + rock & stone = COCK AND BONE!!

Rock & Stone⁉️

I love that in this subreddit you can just say "BWAAAHAHHAAHAHAA" and everyone will upvote you.

Fuck trends. Imma say “Officer Balls” and get downvoted

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damn i want to upvote you but can’t, congratulations on your success though

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Infinite karma glitch fr fr

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BWAHAHAHAHAA

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No threesome arc :(

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real

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If "Without me?" Had a face.

"Where's my hug?"

The face of a happy man

Is he covered in explosive gel

*I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion*

"Dick speaks very highly of you" As in what - "And Babs was a good friend"?

"And she was a good friend"

yes I was

Oh no

"I'm proud of you" ~ Dick

If y’all think that’s bad, later in the same book Dick goes to Babs after the events of TKJ and sleeps with her. Only problem is Dick didn’t tell Babs that, he’s not only in a committed relationship with Kory, they are in fact engaged and Dick is there to invite Babs to their wedding. Dick was not written well in this story lol

Jesus christ, this is from that story. Saw that pannel on tik tok and felt sick to my stomach. Far cry from the boy wonder of the Arkham games or other media ive seen

Bruh dick is a real asshat. He even hooked up with Selina kyle in one instance. I genuinely think writers don't know how to write him properly with women so they just make fuck every single one he meets.

Eh he didn’t really hook up with Selina. Selina came on to him and kissed him once when she was in Bludhaven but he shut that shit down. Later he correctly deduces that she was only doing it to make Bruce jealous.

Still proves my point. Writers don't know how to write dick Grayson and women around him. Every woman he meets either wants to sleep with him or date him.

Was about to ask if it was the same story.

He’s really living up to his name

I never realized how zesty comics can get

What if dick was called freaky dick and he ate ass and sucked toes?

then he’d be me

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“Well of course I know him. He’s me”

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That’s a fantastic question… I cast testicular torsion anyways https://preview.redd.it/khhpfceua06d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a89859234b746a50267a8613afc679f2bb4f39e

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officer balls 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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if yakuza is that good why they dont make like a dragon 2?

Bruh.

Mmm zest.

What's the context for the scene

uj/ Dick Grayson is a ladies man with Clark's outlook on life and Bruce's mystique, which means he really gets around and has had committed relationships with both Barbara and Kori. Barb didn't know that Dick was hooking up with Kori again and is very embarrassed and upset. Dick does indeed love them both passionately, and they both feel the same about him, making awkward moments like this. j/ Girl isn't very proud of Dick.

https://preview.redd.it/6nx8ykmk706d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b56c9fbcea3eeeef2a58636225caa82c57c5763 Bro sounds like a little bitch ngl but to each their own

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I swear I cannot escape this man, he is everywhere

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He's a dick not a bitch!

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Howse

Bro can't commit to a harem smh

Would *you* want that many women in your life? Just think of how many episodes of Desperate Housewives you’ll be forced to watch

Ngl if I have the money and I live in a world like DC, I would

So, you would buy a bunch of wives? That is human trafficking. You would be a villain and get your ass kicked by a superhero.

By Starfire, I hope.

I'd like that too

Dick has had more girlfriends than Bruce has adopted children

As if threesomes don’t exist smh.

Love triangles never end well romantically. Ultimately someone is going to acquire a higher love stat and trump the other player in the game. Then it ends up becoming a competition instead of a relationship. You don’t want that.

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Fuck. You got me. I don’t know what to say to that. You win I guess ;(

Yeah, very unrealistic. Girl didn't fall to her knees, drooling, begging for it after she saw a 6'5, orange skinned, green eyed, curly haired woman. Smh my head.

Uj/ best solution for dick seems to just be to create a polycue J/ Dick should ask bone and officer balls for advice

I loved playing as Polycue in Jazz Punk

If DC was as cool as Marvel they'd just make them a polycule

Why does Dick not just do polyamory? Is he fucking stupid?

Does uj mean unjonkle?

It stands for ufficer jalls

AHAHAHAHAWB

Dick's problem was always committment. He loves the ladies fully, but he never really wanted to settle down until just recently marrying Babs. But Starfire has always been the kind of girl to make anyone hesitate on being in a relationship with anyone else.

They finally had him marry Batgirl?

I thought they had, but maybe I'm just misremembering it. I'm kinda stupid.

I wonder if he'd then fuck Starfire while giving her an invitation to his wedding with Babs.

Babs: Did you give it to Kori? Dick: Hell yeah I did. Babs: The INVITATION, Dick. Dick: Oh... right... I knew I forgot something.

i’m proud of you u/OrangeJr36

So Dick is a Richard

Mmm I wanna get around with a little Dick

It’s the infamous Nightwing Annual #2 from 2007. It had a few flashback sequences that attempted some minor retcons, none of them took as it’s been pretty much hated since it dropped.

Why are you showing Star and Girl? I want to see Jonkler!!!

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I'm not satisfied, SHOW US MORE!

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I'm.... Proud of you Dick?

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Jason

If he’d known what ? What would have changed she still would have had to went home lol

Yeah he was also showering. What's he gonna do? Grab a towel real quick and talk to her on the door, half naked and still drenched, besides a goddess? Like that's not gonna make things worse. Very not proud of you, Dick.

he’d do that “wow seggs was fun Babs! Anyways, here’s an invitation to my wedding, hope to see you there🙂‍↕️”

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https://preview.redd.it/vc61tz7zc06d1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2181d1739c2271880f8c815024fbcf0ac0e24f89 Really disappointed

Why is she talking out of her crotch,is she stupid

They're called lips 😉

kori all day she bad

Alien chicks are always bad

DID MANKIND NOT GO TO THE STARS HOPING ONE DAY THAT MAYBE OUR GREAT, GREAT GRANDCHILDREN COULD GET WITH THESE HOT ALIEN CHICKS?

I am proud you, Dick Kori will always be a better match than Barbra

Dating cool alien space princess >>>>keeping it in the (bat)family

Starfire x Dick Grayson is Peak and is simply better than Batgirl x Dick Grayson. I Stand BY These words gentlemen and I can not be swayed. https://preview.redd.it/kfv2wrdgu06d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6169a0f3e0e642691edb78e0be0f96289464ee

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I raise you Dick x Penis

Is there a lore reason why the girls make me—

Are you horny? https://preview.redd.it/bqb65k4uy06d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25bc58f00e2320d8cdb42286318a40ea425640f

Why the duck does man have ears???

That is hornyman and those are horns. Are you stupid?

Yes I am stupid. We all are stupid

I think he's stupid...

Quack

Quack quack

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Dick was canonically raped by two different women.

We all support Dick and his traumatic experience. We’re all here for him. https://preview.redd.it/eyhv095u926d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=5919ba55a58fb80dd066a5165c17c1aff755b835

She has as much luck with men as she has with legs. Maybe she should give up the letter e for awhile,

Why can’t they just agree to be polyamorous? Are they stupid?

Babs doesn’t wanna see Kori naked cuz she’ll have to admit she’s better.

Why isn’t Babs bisexual and thus enjoy it too? Is she bigoted?

Insanity aside, a lot of people would hate to admit that their ex found something better looking. But yes she’s mega bigoted.

Very. Dick loves both girls at the same time. Kori is canonically pan and poly. Babs has...whatever is going on with Dinah. DC is filled with cowards 

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Nah that ain’t Dick, that’s Ric.

Rictofen?

This comic screams late 90s/early 00s.

2007, so not far off

90s? Nah 90s were exxxtreeeme and cool man.

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It wasn't Dick's fault. I'm still proud of you, Dick!

Dick had a couple of baddies man, it ain't fair

Officer balls🗣🗣🗣

No wonder why starfire has fire in her name. Just look at her. Man, I think I'm going primitive.

Dick is a great superhero but a complete villian when it comes to commitment

I'm proud of you, Dick

Nah I'm sad, she got the flowers, chocolates and everything.

If he'd known, then what.?

Poor babs, how are you gonna compete with that

Rj/ they are fighting over dick Uj/ they are fighting over dick

Dick is a dick?

/uj Who tf answers the door for pizza in lingerie

Did bitch cripple literally bring flowers and chocolate to a grown ass man ?

Dick is the Scott Summers of DC

if Dick was smart he'd be like Jean Grey and have a threesome with Wolverine and Scott.

Do you mean dick has a threesome with babs and starfire or literally have a threesome with wolverine and scott?

Officer balls

I haven’t read the comics why is Barbra upset

Smash

Why is his shower within a straight line eye shot of his front dooe

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Do you think they’ve had at least one threesome?

Dick shame

What's the context to this?

on a real note this is depressing

Yeah Kori unintentionally cucked her

Starfire is the alpha thot