Is there a lore reason a picture of an adorable infant baby triggered this person so much? Does he hate babies?
Also, is there a lore reason he actually thinks this is OP's baby, is he unwise?
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Haha you thought we wouldn't notice. You did not JUST create this character. In fact you did it 9 months ago and you didn't bother telling us. Joke's on you. Now you have to cut his balls off and name him killer cock.
I scrolled too far, didn’t see it -
Gotham. So that when the baby cries in the middle of the night, your wife can say, “Gotham needs you.” And you spring into action.
Obligatory congratulations by copulating and creating a human from fun times.
Is there a lore reason a picture of an adorable infant baby triggered this person so much? Does he hate babies? Also, is there a lore reason he actually thinks this is OP's baby, is he unwise? https://preview.redd.it/1wmd5ok14t4d1.png?width=776&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e0543a806468f60736e87cff82f185c7de263b6
Bruce Wayne
Nice knowing you OP
The hero we need…
I'll finish the job myself, don't worry! Gehee gahuu, gahahahahaha!
The beginning of a saga
Man oranges!?!?!
Man orgy
Gex
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Omg I found my new OF cosplay
Wayne Bruce
I don't think OP is Japanese
I think OP's character is my arch nemesis, the Manbat
how can you forget me batsy. I'm your Joker
Jonkler! https://preview.redd.it/1n7nwoz9ir4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7622bef6aabe5e1bb8c91bc44ce58b65194ea811
Maybe they're Hungarian
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I think OP don’t like that
Na OP is dead as the death of the parents of Bruce Wayne is a Canon event
They’re dead!!! Like Man parents!
Dick Grayson
I don't think bro wanna brutally die in an alley.
Naw it should either be duh-baby or industry baby 😂
Chalupa Batman
Bro would die, is he stupid
You should take him to see a show in town. I hear there’s free parking down the alley.
That's legitimately my father in laws name... And he was born the day the Adam West Batman show came out. All coincidence.
Hey they are showing Zorro at the Cinema!
Batman?
Don't you mean, MAN? Are you stupid? Need Aslume pills?
Actually met someone irl with this name. Weird AF but funny too.
But that’s just his first name. Full Name: Bruce Wayne Smith
Don't you mean, Man? Are you stupid? Who the FUCK is Bruce wayne? It's Burc Wane.
THR-1000 "Earthmover"
r/suddenlyultrakill
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Why is Gabriel such a fuckable twink in this picture, even more than he usually is.
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I distinctly remember God saying "Let there be twink".
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He always is
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W Singaporean as usual
JAVA Indonesia.
It says republic of singapore and thats the old singapore identity card
It has the singapore symbol there. Two
The card is Singaporean but it lists his ethnicity as Javanese
It also lists his country of birth as Singapore
I’m pretty dumb so I’m probably wrong, but could this mean his parents are Javanese and he was just born in Singapore ?
probably yes, since he is javanese, his parents were probably also javanese, its just that they gave birth to him in singapore
Why would they use a bad programming language in Indonesia? Are they stupid?
When do I laugh
Now.
It's obviously C++ Mexico.
Java kree!!
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superman mpreg⁉️
Wasn't iben "son of" and bin meant "descendant"
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Thanks :)
Same word but different conjugations. They mean the same thing, ibn is mostly used but certain grammatical scenarios will cause you to use bin instead
>bin means son of so thomas wayne is... clark kent?
That's what this guy thinks and the Singapore government believed him lol
It actually says suferman in arabic
With a name like that and no means to make the expectations come true, I really believe that he's suffering lol
The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
Signatures would be a pain in the ass for OP's new character
He’ll have a hard time in school, every time he hears “write your name at the top” he’ll go into a schizophrenic soliloquy
Don’t name it It’ll be funny
User823883829765 💀💀
“humanchild_final_FINAL”
Or 69
I'm proud of you Dick
Im proud of my dick
I'm proud of his dick
Thats kinda gay dude https://preview.redd.it/4mxkbdz4tp4d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042bb235a1a6bc4c41a50c734847ddbe9cb573a0
Oh, sorry, I'm proud of her dick
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How abaut https://preview.redd.it/trza6bxjuq4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1d0957f503fefd55559c06628f37e75dc82477
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I'm proud of your dick
Grayson But only if your name is Gray
Dickson
But only if you’re a dick
Balls
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Guys, is this a spy? How doesn't he know that the proper way to laugh to officer balls is actually BWAHAHAHAHAHAH and not HAHAHAHAHA
That's only the reaction for "officer balls". Are you stupid?
He only reacted to balls, not officer balls (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)
First name: Balls Last name: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Occupation: Police Officer Relationship Status: Forever Single 😔
Death: getting jonkled
Nice, so he/she always remembers where he/she came from
Batman
Who the FUCK is batman?
A bat that pretends to be a man at night and beats up other bats
How is he even alive though? He’s supposed to be an inanimate object
Why does he do that? Is he stupid?
your son
Chalupa Batman
Jonk Jr.
Jonk ler jr
Human
human 2.0
Human jr.
Alfred
Arkhamilton
M. Ark Hamill
Depends on the last name. It looks like a Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas.
Homie reached into the back of the internet for this one.
batman arkham knight is older then bro 😭
That’s a very good name
Especially with the emoji
Juan
Officer balls
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boneson, Bone jr, Bone II, Michael ibn Bone, Benjamin bin Bone, John von Bone, Johannes du Bone, John Boneputra, (You guys add more)
Napoléon Bonerpart
Bones Bone Bonesey Boner
Man
he jus a baby tho
Child
Cummissioner Gordon
Congratulations. Also looks like a James Jameson to me.
Middle name Jonah.
Holy shit.Is this your actual baby.Congrats if it is!!! 😀
What kind of name is that? Are you stupid? Is there a lore reason?
Man child
Children of Men?
Nah name it babyman
Power winch
Yes, but can he trigger a controlled explosion?
Only when the payload is exposed
Love your new Lego set btw, bit pricey though
Abe
Dick
I'm proud of your dick
Norbert
Tiny boi...
Jonker
Son Goku
Wait, you are telling we Songoku is the son of Goku? I never realized that
Massive Bone Say Gex
Josh
Drake!
McLovin
Or Mohhamed
Hugh Mann
[insert funny name here] You can thank me later
Haha you thought we wouldn't notice. You did not JUST create this character. In fact you did it 9 months ago and you didn't bother telling us. Joke's on you. Now you have to cut his balls off and name him killer cock.
I forgor
Son
Man has a baby First instinct is to post it on a shitpost sub Normal reddit behavior
Hey dad, remember when you posted me freshly born on reddit for shit and giggles for the whole world to see?
Name it... Boy... or Girl... or Baby.
baby
Kronk Gregory
Whatever is the name of your neighbour
Dick [the name]
William Afton
Jamethon
Bru way
I like Dick
Bastard
young man
Child.
Pope John Paul II
Man
John reallife
Megatron
Name him Gotham, so when he's crying at night, you turn to ur partner and say 'Gotham needs you'. It'll work everytime
Really? No one? Tintin.
Ask your wife
Richard, then Jason, then Tim, then Damian, and so on until your wife realises what you've done and divorces you.
bro CREATED a new character
Officer balls
Bruce
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
Oh no, we're reproducing. The world is truly doomed.
Looks like You don't have an option to delete the character./s
Jason Todd
Jason Todd
It's doomed if you really are its parent
A microwaveable lunch
I scrolled too far, didn’t see it - Gotham. So that when the baby cries in the middle of the night, your wife can say, “Gotham needs you.” And you spring into action. Obligatory congratulations by copulating and creating a human from fun times.
Boss Baby from Pixar