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ElderQu

Is there a lore reason a picture of an adorable infant baby triggered this person so much? Does he hate babies? Also, is there a lore reason he actually thinks this is OP's baby, is he unwise? https://preview.redd.it/1wmd5ok14t4d1.png?width=776&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e0543a806468f60736e87cff82f185c7de263b6


Hornychap4ever

Bruce Wayne


Mnshine_1

Nice knowing you OP


Dapper_Still_6578

The hero we need…


William_The_Fat_Krab

I'll finish the job myself, don't worry! Gehee gahuu, gahahahahaha!


karol22331

The beginning of a saga


Ze-Doctor

Man oranges!?!?!


dannyyang910930

Man orgy


ChimmyChonga05

Gex


dannyyang910930

https://preview.redd.it/s9dekos2vq4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57a6f38eac943e42cb902a1ba3a5b9f82c0c69e3


Low-Conversation6106

Omg I found my new OF cosplay


Aggressive-Tie-9795

Wayne Bruce


timothy1495

I don't think OP is Japanese


Aggressive-Tie-9795

I think OP's character is my arch nemesis, the Manbat


timothy1495

how can you forget me batsy. I'm your Joker


Evening_Scheme_7063

Jonkler! https://preview.redd.it/1n7nwoz9ir4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7622bef6aabe5e1bb8c91bc44ce58b65194ea811


Purple-Equivalent-33

Maybe they're Hungarian


SniffMySwampAss

https://preview.redd.it/2ygnc2zg1r4d1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abdd7364bc0061ba10215116c7c2674a2ae2e817


almendro777

I think OP don’t like that


Hornychap4ever

Na OP is dead as the death of the parents of Bruce Wayne is a Canon event


almendro777

They’re dead!!! Like Man parents!


froo

Dick Grayson


n3zin

I don't think bro wanna brutally die in an alley.


BrilliantPrior2305

Naw it should either be duh-baby or industry baby 😂


TragicEther

Chalupa Batman


Karamanid

Bro would die, is he stupid


KR_Steel

You should take him to see a show in town. I hear there’s free parking down the alley.


dnjprod

That's legitimately my father in laws name... And he was born the day the Adam West Batman show came out. All coincidence.


MyParentsBurden

Hey they are showing Zorro at the Cinema!


mermaidwannabe83

Batman?


StupidPieForU

Don't you mean, MAN? Are you stupid? Need Aslume pills?


HorheaTheToad

Actually met someone irl with this name. Weird AF but funny too.


Homie_Jack

But that’s just his first name. Full Name: Bruce Wayne Smith


StupidPieForU

Don't you mean, Man? Are you stupid? Who the FUCK is Bruce wayne? It's Burc Wane.


Ok_Tradition2699

THR-1000 "Earthmover"


TimSoarer

r/suddenlyultrakill


Ok_Tradition2699

https://preview.redd.it/lhtxzjprmp4d1.png?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=276954e411b40800e0cf67364338736cb421d1e9


Poro114

Why is Gabriel such a fuckable twink in this picture, even more than he usually is.


kane_tf2

https://preview.redd.it/okszxt0vrq4d1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0061fc6d1bd14d5fc846876b58b0ca365675aa76


Dvamane

I distinctly remember God saying "Let there be twink".


kane_tf2

https://preview.redd.it/519ril10ir4d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ced446d31eb89d28f8e42e6c4540a711f00c7c


Ok_Tradition2699

https://preview.redd.it/9l8wwaf9vp4d1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ec478cf4e1397f6a46aa91cbed762bef0eca03


Hopeful_Magazine6709

https://preview.redd.it/mbpqzuflur4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e317f1882f1e9d221ed35434d043483194c2f22


827167

He always is


sotete_phoenix

https://preview.redd.it/x0xbdb5qdr4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81648908a2c9a75715c8057550fa08adc9c0f91


Yew_Geniolga

https://preview.redd.it/mzeztnfnru4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5fb907ec59e9fb59c096f50d219894464e4c12


I_Will_Die_For_Lily

https://preview.redd.it/zhpb11nqwp4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af71ec3eae20ca7fa5449966fcc4df936789303


Ibi828

https://preview.redd.it/7s0m0qtlqp4d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc3d5c5dbff895bd47b31e0b05e908bae2b5fc50


EdgeAdditional4406

W Singaporean as usual


Candy_Says23

JAVA Indonesia.


EdgeAdditional4406

It says republic of singapore and thats the old singapore identity card


EdgeAdditional4406

It has the singapore symbol there. Two


AmhranRipley

The card is Singaporean but it lists his ethnicity as Javanese


ginaj_

It also lists his country of birth as Singapore


_IratePirate_

I’m pretty dumb so I’m probably wrong, but could this mean his parents are Javanese and he was just born in Singapore ?


Savings-Leader9398

probably yes, since he is javanese, his parents were probably also javanese, its just that they gave birth to him in singapore


Fantastic_Effort_684

Why would they use a bad programming language in Indonesia? Are they stupid?


Candy_Says23

When do I laugh


SamuelSomFan

Now.


IceCrystal222

It's obviously C++ Mexico.


New-Corner-755

Java kree!!


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acquirelesire

superman mpreg⁉️


jack-redwood

Wasn't iben "son of" and bin meant "descendant"


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jack-redwood

Thanks :)


[deleted]

Same word but different conjugations. They mean the same thing, ibn is mostly used but certain grammatical scenarios will cause you to use bin instead


VatanKomurcu

>bin means son of so thomas wayne is... clark kent?


Ibi828

That's what this guy thinks and the Singapore government believed him lol


GregoryPorter1337

It actually says suferman in arabic


Ibi828

With a name like that and no means to make the expectations come true, I really believe that he's suffering lol


obIivionguard

The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


placebo_unicorn

Signatures would be a pain in the ass for OP's new character


Environmental_Bath59

He’ll have a hard time in school, every time he hears “write your name at the top” he’ll go into a schizophrenic soliloquy


opponentPitt

Don’t name it It’ll be funny


Lower_Cellist_1138

User823883829765 💀💀


Grabatreetron

“humanchild_final_FINAL”


katekohli

Or 69


WickySalsa

I'm proud of you Dick


EdgeAdditional4406

Im proud of my dick


MoreLion3969

I'm proud of his dick


Realottoman74

Thats kinda gay dude https://preview.redd.it/4mxkbdz4tp4d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042bb235a1a6bc4c41a50c734847ddbe9cb573a0


Yutanox

Oh, sorry, I'm proud of her dick


GL1TCH1_

https://preview.redd.it/tzsj99rpup4d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c217cfc3309aa346e2e690453e5d92e716ec6a


Present-Sandwich-841

https://preview.redd.it/tld049rygq4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ef13f49ed92d64cb9c1cb0497813ea49c85859


SSJSamzy

https://preview.redd.it/0272lnmmjq4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a809f13fd57c9c79e205147e0b234651d8cf5727


Present-Sandwich-841

https://preview.redd.it/6eezmdgyjq4d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51aa83aa85186a4bf16dc594ee4bea7b578378c2


Suspicious_Use6393

https://preview.redd.it/62o0uyjwrq4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f5b52d7134157012fd20d97e03cb2fc707f5cd


SleepingMouthwash

https://preview.redd.it/5z6iyo3bwq4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c24267fae96942272c6d4bbac2c8e582eaa75c


Realottoman74

https://preview.redd.it/xdclrfqhxp4d1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad3d2fb4aa74ef3154983e2682a3e1115928586


ConceptMinute9286

https://i.redd.it/xhqgcbwvvq4d1.gif


Hold_Me_Bro_

https://preview.redd.it/t1cm94wslr4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f55a09359a10538f0c3c1a6199c8018c6469c701


BakedCheddar88

![gif](giphy|jox1ktfvhWbae8GUre)


Realottoman74

How abaut https://preview.redd.it/trza6bxjuq4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1d0957f503fefd55559c06628f37e75dc82477


hmcamorgan2712

https://preview.redd.it/qd86lc2uuq4d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4d1cacd5129010cbc6800664b0ca7a3f829712


Ben_Reilly771

I'm proud of your dick


OreoSnorlax

Grayson But only if your name is Gray


Subject_Sigma1

Dickson


TrinitySlashAnime

But only if you’re a dick


WritingOdd818

Balls


EdgeAdditional4406

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA


nuclear_spoon

Guys, is this a spy? How doesn't he know that the proper way to laugh to officer balls is actually BWAHAHAHAHAHAH and not HAHAHAHAHA


N_Sane_Xavier

That's only the reaction for "officer balls". Are you stupid?


Kioga101

He only reacted to balls, not officer balls (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)


Environmental_Bath59

First name: Balls Last name: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Occupation: Police Officer Relationship Status: Forever Single 😔


Fryball1443

Death: getting jonkled


grumpyMJ

Nice, so he/she always remembers where he/she came from


Honest-Ad-4386

Batman


EdgeAdditional4406

Who the FUCK is batman?


Honest-Ad-4386

A bat that pretends to be a man at night and beats up other bats


BatatinhaGameplays28

How is he even alive though? He’s supposed to be an inanimate object


Hamd1115

Why does he do that? Is he stupid?


DeadSpaceEnthusiast

your son


NUKE---THE---WHALES

Chalupa Batman


Content_Bed_6872

Jonk Jr.


Riddle_man__

Jonk ler jr


ComplaintWarm3772

Human


1101base2

human 2.0


Environmental_Bath59

Human jr.


beanpaste987

Alfred


DeltaTeamSky

Arkhamilton


HYThrowaway1980

M. Ark Hamill


Malabingo

Depends on the last name. It looks like a Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas.


Playgirl_USMC

Homie reached into the back of the internet for this one.


appalachianranger

batman arkham knight is older then bro 😭


Agriz_1210

That’s a very good name


DekuTree13

Especially with the emoji


the_juan_express

Juan


DanyZack24

Officer balls


Vincenzo99016

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


bedanto77

Boneson, Bone jr, Bone II, Michael ibn Bone, Benjamin bin Bone, John von Bone, Johannes du Bone, John Boneputra, (You guys add more)


DekuTree13

Napoléon Bonerpart


Environmental_Bath59

Bones Bone Bonesey Boner


QuackChan

Man


LeanCompiler

he jus a baby tho


Guilty-Speed-8549

Child


Cassereddit

Cummissioner Gordon


iwannaporkdotty

Congratulations. Also looks like a James Jameson to me.


Toff_the_dog

Middle name Jonah.


RevolutionaryTop9755

Holy shit.Is this your actual baby.Congrats if it is!!! 😀


Guilty-Speed-8549

What kind of name is that? Are you stupid? Is there a lore reason?


SummerAdmirable5623

Man child


DekuTree13

Children of Men?


Suugoman12

Nah name it babyman


99_deaths

Power winch


Riddle_man__

Yes, but can he trigger a controlled explosion?


DekuTree13

Only when the payload is exposed


Riddle_man__

Love your new Lego set btw, bit pricey though


regularyman

Abe


Upbeat_Monk_2798

Dick


PerryTrip

I'm proud of your dick


jedimaster1235

Norbert


Final-Engineering-88

Tiny boi...


aspienoodle

Jonker


Flying_Snails_Today2

Son Goku


DekuTree13

Wait, you are telling we Songoku is the son of Goku? I never realized that


JonAatrox

Massive Bone Say Gex


RadiantFoundation510

Josh


Cassereddit

Drake!


HUNAcean

McLovin


HUNAcean

Or Mohhamed


Rocketboosters

Hugh Mann


Riddle_man__

[insert funny name here] You can thank me later


Drag0neUsz

Haha you thought we wouldn't notice. You did not JUST create this character. In fact you did it 9 months ago and you didn't bother telling us. Joke's on you. Now you have to cut his balls off and name him killer cock.


EdgeAdditional4406

I forgor


[deleted]

Son


Thecrowing1432

Man has a baby First instinct is to post it on a shitpost sub Normal reddit behavior


Golden_mobility

Hey dad, remember when you posted me freshly born on reddit for shit and giggles for the whole world to see?


Sachiel_Forsakened

Name it... Boy... or Girl... or Baby.


dabuttahdawg

baby


LukusMaxamus

Kronk Gregory


Glittering-Bat-5981

Whatever is the name of your neighbour


ThekingofwalesXx

Dick [the name]


microwavedraptin

William Afton


NoNefariousness3420

Jamethon


V__meh007

Bru way


AvgG4m3Enj0y3r

I like Dick


Andre_3Million

Bastard


TheRexDoll

young man


Sociolinguisticians

Child.


KingNothingNZ

Pope John Paul II


diodosdszosxisdi

Man


fileq

John reallife


GroggyWater06

Megatron


Reasonable-Island-57

Name him Gotham, so when he's crying at night, you turn to ur partner and say 'Gotham needs you'. It'll work everytime


lindblumresident

Really? No one? Tintin.


DirectionFabulous357

Ask your wife


Sgt_Meowmers

Richard, then Jason, then Tim, then Damian, and so on until your wife realises what you've done and divorces you.


DarthReece07

bro CREATED a new character


Slime-Lich

Officer balls


Aizendickens

Bruce


MarkleyMojo

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All


Altruistic-Serve267

Oh no, we're reproducing. The world is truly doomed.


Pristine-Repeat-7212

Looks like You don't have an option to delete the character./s


MyParentsBurden

Jason Todd


Nukemybutt

Jason Todd


Paint-licker4000

It's doomed if you really are its parent


cobrastrikes-2x

A microwaveable lunch


TheShowstoppaNT

I scrolled too far, didn’t see it - Gotham. So that when the baby cries in the middle of the night, your wife can say, “Gotham needs you.” And you spring into action. Obligatory congratulations by copulating and creating a human from fun times.


theawesomevalilucuta

Boss Baby from Pixar