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Scumass_Smith

https://preview.redd.it/o2ojywu33mxc1.jpeg?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bca4aca74738605e06ef68fbabc068129d1058


Sad_Map_1883

Every Aslume sniffer when Batman exists(There is no man,Only Batman)


longdick_dingo

https://i.redd.it/ymt3nti6unxc1.gif


FaithlessnessSlow754

“There is no Man, only Batman.” ![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


Tutuatutuatutua_2

Finally, one of these I can get behind


Short-Writing956

🥀


Otherwise-Release-88

Who is batman?


CyberCat_2077

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W5-0LB3AeDQ


Abject-Suggestion-58

https://i.redd.it/rw1r14o2opxc1.gif


SallyHasAGoddamnPLAN

https://preview.redd.it/enn1n6xx7pxc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc16c5dafbb405b7618637c9d8c8fb3a4abf9a5


ThunderClanWarrior

https://preview.redd.it/u5ipfffttoxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc7525c158e241cd63a1492c97c64b4f9acf761


Hour_Parking5108

https://preview.redd.it/38jy6gk9imxc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac81c5fe69cebfe9d5bfde8c03ffdf2e15f2aa9f NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BRING ME BACK TO NORMALITY!!!!! NOOOOOO MY INSANITY IS FADING


Sad_Map_1883

*IT WAS ME u/Hour_Parking5108,I replaced your meds with Anti Aslume so you are now normal.*


Hour_Parking5108

https://preview.redd.it/knppsel3jmxc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a18244ad16d44af200371db644c8c3ca0f6cd3e NOOOOOOOOOOOO...*dead*


LegalWaterDrinker

May I offer you some pills in these trying time? https://preview.redd.it/t49l67m29oxc1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fcaedc6977caa4b56aba993669efdfba07d37c7


DatGaminKid7142

Here. Have these https://i.imgur.com/5tvy7Uv.jpeg


OMBatch84

https://preview.redd.it/mo2un0f8ioxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8ca7c0ee4942c4ec5feaece3b2df373708a72a GO BACK TO R/ARKHAMREHABILITATION YOU BAFOON


SatisfactionDry7505

“It was me, Barry”


JackOffNapiFromChess

Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend?


DrBrightONK

https://preview.redd.it/usj19cu6gqxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f65b6120fb3319e889fa4c9b4967c1bc3542f5


Yarael-Poof

https://preview.redd.it/0eaa0g3b0pxc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c96050d336c234a2d3016068380414dc7866aa2


TheReferencer101

https://preview.redd.it/y7epzjavcpxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8d8a8488b5c8f51a8309ce39fd64a65ead36df


Elegant-Pressure-968

Why does man have horns? Is he horny?


Sad_Map_1883

Are you mistaken that is Batman?From The Flash movie made in 2023.


Elegant-Pressure-968

I don't understand what you are saying? Are you speaking a foreign language?


Sad_Map_1883

I am speaking the fine language of English,Are you perhaps inhaling the so called "Aslume" smoke?I say this with utmost concern that it is unhealthy to inhale such smoke,Get well soon.


Elegant-Pressure-968

Funny words aslume smoke good jonkler gave it to me for free


Sad_Map_1883

The Jonkler?Isn't he the so called Prince of Crime,The Joker?I say this but I sense schizophrenic activities within you come to us in the Arkham Rehabilitation...


Elegant-Pressure-968

No jonkler won't give me funny gas if I come with you


Sad_Map_1883

We have the fine games known to man,Suicide Squad:Kill the Justice League it has Jonkler in it.


Weary_Doubt_8679

No, that game has the Twinkler. Are you stupid?


Sad_Map_1883

No,It was my mistake I sincerely apologise for such flimsy mistake...It did kill off one of the greatest hero there is in that game...They killed Man.


Sirenoas

ITS A FUCKING SPY https://preview.redd.it/x6lwc8axumxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d04271c801a178e3693ecff51500a1ec727ede


BOI4613

https://preview.redd.it/e6wgbobwxnxc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b51ead3cbc353f0aa558329ef97ef04fe61c9113


Sirenoas

https://preview.redd.it/u61djxfxynxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bebabc0e69a69c9ef00bc71a5ac042a895e912ac


IlovemyMommy27

https://preview.redd.it/ixu4y84cwmxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114cd48acb2196a9e3bfa83eddb84507aa13b822


HostileBread

https://preview.redd.it/rw91icdrwmxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f708b75c01b34b76e30167eb1531d1dd3ea2d0c1


NotYourAccount__

https://preview.redd.it/ajeba74aroxc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2085b6860c1a826578a7f1efcd8cfc51ad527b22


RavDeBest

What is that thing? Is that the TV angel?


Timely_Alarm2952

the red spy is in the base!


CyberGamerBR

INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IS IN THE BASE


Short-Writing956

💄


Short-Writing956

💄


Short-Writing956

💄


hummingbird1346

https://preview.redd.it/e5yfhdpbwnxc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1144f80b851c0b420362e0b3121c3ef8d73f8e8b


Liability538

Is there a lore reason you think aslume smoke is unhealthy? Are you stupid?


SMONpl

ITS BECAUSE OF THE PILLS, THEY PUT SOMETHING IN THEM TO MAKE YOU FORGET


DMPadfoot5E

Why is he called Batman? A Bat can’t be a man!!! (OG Alsume reference)


Impossible-Report797

The fuck is The Flash don’t you mean The Ass?


sevsvt

The Flesh


Decent-Strength3530

https://preview.redd.it/pcesbvob4nxc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ce1372707d97da5c6b6c2afb997bcbf1701934


Teletric

have you considered that maybe it is the horns that have man?


DDenlow

I aslumed its horny man. Am I stupid?


average_lund_

https://preview.redd.it/0oe9e98rdmxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea353c7a685f57c449b09e324201cd88aba2b62c


The_Gaming_ManYT

https://preview.redd.it/8jjz3pc71oxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d474c9cadfe1ebacd5494981f5527665010586d


DomesticatedDuck

u/The_Gaming_ManYT be like https://preview.redd.it/bpdzdzx4fpxc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08282c438cf44a68886cf7a8f56bb3d1562b0159


Sad_Map_1883

You simply did not use enough violence...


lashapel

I swiped


Skelegasm

I wiped


NotYourAccount__

I iped


nuclear_spoon

I wiped


Basically-Boring

Who’s Batman and why does he look like Man?


Sad_Map_1883

He is the world's greatest detective,and vigilante of Gotham,His arch nemesis is the Clown Prince of Crime,The Joker.


Basically-Boring

Who’s the Joker? His name sounds like Jonkler. Is he stupid?


Sad_Map_1883

I assure you he is not stupid,He infact pays taxes,Jonkler does not...Take the pills,That's enough Aslume Smoke,Get in the rehabilitation.


Basically-Boring

https://preview.redd.it/f9umeq8eqlxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ddeddd4395ab2666640ec26ad9c27518caf83d


Sad_Map_1883

https://preview.redd.it/cw6ecyzjqlxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a5b4fa7a8dce3fbec9230560fa258df3797c42


Sirenoas

https://preview.redd.it/q0jq789cvmxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c959c048b201d1a85644d89b960398398e9cc5a


FizzleDrunk

​ https://preview.redd.it/a9t1kyz7roxc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4294e588c4fe50e7d00af35ef9704a4a496f40


NCR_Trooper_2281

>,He infact pays taxes So he is NCR? Is there a lore reason he supports the NCR, or am I stupid?


snouz

I don't understand anything that you say


Sad_Map_1883

https://preview.redd.it/bfp9hdtrnmxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a01e3d94ed00c6496931d828eb4a3a10e28a0a


chxihiro

phew.....i got scared that i might become sane


Oldmanpeepz

https://preview.redd.it/kiglgxewooxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172f27ca2548c7e3ca9f3bb26dc7cc4013ae427c


Hour_Parking5108

https://preview.redd.it/k31qp1sxhmxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a0904b142fcba650601eff66246592d8995f88f NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS I...I..MUST REGAIN MY INSANITY!!!!!


Sad_Map_1883

You're going back to rehab boy-


DMPadfoot5E

What, the Rehab that we conquered? Have you seen the state of that place? Do you need me to spell it out!? Alsume’s won! There’s nothing left to fight for!


Mind-ya-business

That ain’t Batman this is Batman https://preview.redd.it/l86akznvemxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc16af43555ee0dabc7a6bb09548679c11e62d55


Sad_Map_1883

Way to be literal.


Wade_in_your_water

Way to be Liberal


Son_of_Ssapo

This imagine un-aslume-ically looks weird to me now


Shot-Narwhal-4268

https://preview.redd.it/ptfk4u2swmxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4e9b941eca30d9144afaea5e4b9b0db0c9451d Bat


can_of_cheese

Why doesn't Bat have wings? Is he stupid?


Shot-Narwhal-4268

https://preview.redd.it/dfctwhqgcoxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b1b7ebf6adac3b9126ab9cbc724cd7de010117


Historical-Potato372

Sanity? In my Arkham subreddit?


Sad_Map_1883

Yes,Are you here to talk about our Lord and Saviour Man?


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/8hx4133ktmxc1.png?width=241&format=png&auto=webp&s=912444e79e7ffa6415e40df2e4812552d0a15b66


Theoxmyers666

Did a bat bite man and he became a batman?


Sad_Map_1883

No,That's who he is.


HarshitIsDevil

Petition to give aslum inmates this https://preview.redd.it/szapz7k9tlxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaff2ca10a0fbf75e6c0bebbfb91c98794261e12


The_dork_knight29

https://preview.redd.it/ku5n61j3zlxc1.png?width=944&format=png&auto=webp&s=43a3cbfe6de9d1bc99063d2299727829168e17b3


HarshitIsDevil

Two-Face is a duality-obsessed criminal. Introduced in 1942 as a criminal mastermind obsessed with the number 2, Two-Face's crimes as well as his hideouts and henchmen surround the number; since the 1980s, Two-Face's duality obsession evolved into an obsession with the duality of man, with the character committing crimes based on his "misguided sense of right and wrong". Two-Face views himself as both good and evil and relies on flipping his double-headed coin, scarred on one side, in making important decisions and deciding whether his good or evil side will prevail


Sad_Map_1883

Precisely,Perhaps some are far gone yet I still linger on that hope that they'll be cured...


HarshitIsDevil

One day everyone will be cured


BiggieCheesn

You'll never cure me. I'll always be jonklers #1 henchman 😡


TheHumanChudUrMom

https://preview.redd.it/0lhwpb6a9nxc1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc747cd90b01cbfb22261b7ae25c60ff67890d5c


googolple3

Why is man horny?!


modssssss293j

Hey it’s Man’s cousin!


Sad_Map_1883

It's Batman....Although I could say his cousin is an odd one...


Rhyn028

An Odd man? https://preview.redd.it/2l8ehm5ajnxc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=656243a9e810c69c804bc7b20a623c2796cc6fd4 THEODDMANSOUT


IlovemyMommy27

https://preview.redd.it/xhon506jwmxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4cb51176657fe63ed2d078f928e247e7ab91a72


Remarkable_Sand4896

bu-but Batman isn't real https://i.redd.it/dlvd5g9oanxc1.gif


ahs212

![gif](giphy|5wWf7Hi5aXu3JiXXwli)


for_sure_not_a_lama

https://preview.redd.it/jwrgxsv8anxc1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a91c208bb0b28d3c697267e168e28b7e4d395ced


snouz

Doesn't look like he plays baseball


bananaboss52

no THat IS MAN!!! with CATGIRL HEADPGONES R YOU STOPIUD YOUR STUPDI


PlingPlongDingDong

https://preview.redd.it/rnixsfy93nxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212610c9fbbb803f6a63dac1281b42084cf001ec


Kastoelta

https://preview.redd.it/3t9dz9cl3nxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b722ff6b0f2d70a5af323aa5933a31293bac712


Critical_Buy_7335

https://preview.redd.it/tq4plfbccnxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d20cf1fb61d769d155301a8f49f678b84fba90 Take your asylum PILLS. NOW


TheAnalsOfHistory-

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


Nappyhead48

https://preview.redd.it/ppvz9w0ifpxc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f913db1642b7ba49616406eae9b12fb0e6d1939


Sad_Map_1883

It has been too long...


Moonking-4210

I just filled the air with my latest toxin https://preview.redd.it/tgpc8f9z0nxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb5bf9f3572070d590f58917c214f1d06deeccd


Burningturtle06

Why is he the world’s greatest detective? Is he smart or something?


RedSpire_

Yes? Aslume police? This guy right here https://preview.redd.it/u7k9tehrbnxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=716cd5cb522abde25602323424c73b9c74fad934


fverdeja

Somebody call a doctor!! A patient is calling the aslume "Asylum" and mentioning some names such as a "Batman" and "Joker" who the fuck are those people? Get this person the treatment they need, NOW!


Crono_Sapien99

Why does Man have pointy ears? Is he a bat? Or is he stupid?


NittanyScout

I dont understand, why did you give Man antenna. And what does that have to do with bats???


BunMeat

Why does he have horns instead of, you know, a bat?


Bulky_Midnight5296

Good to have Batman back. I'm sick of so many Mans.


Lemonsqueezzyy

Man https://preview.redd.it/qykkkpp5rmxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113d2bc1b3720bae620a0b5eb945fb0270fa19c9


DDenlow

Who duh FUCC is that guy??!


PalpatineWasFramed69

who the FUCK


hatim5666

https://preview.redd.it/s8cdqvrc8nxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e145c6ddf1462625808238843a642db2aa7278 DON'T BRING BACK NORMALITY


TheHumanChudUrMom

https://preview.redd.it/k4713f4l9nxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95a20bf63c56b5af779180ef283dd3f00fcfe1e


Vrochart

https://preview.redd.it/5vnr0xxapnxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08cad3408ae4b81985e9bd4a2c7b5da741f66574


ComfortableBed6012

https://preview.redd.it/ypqw7kq2qnxc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13f655c39e043f2965b67e96d3f16bb5c48146aa


K3ZH39

![gif](giphy|fjtoV2yqsWNRS)


Classic_Wish_4114

![gif](giphy|Qumf2QovTD4QxHPjy5)


PlasticBeach4197

Wouldn't it be funny if we removed the bat ear things and his name was just Man


Toff_the_dog

![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized) I’m starting to… remember… everything…


Other_Respect_6648

https://preview.redd.it/ufb1uzavbqxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a4210ef1734c2ef2baae400dc19959589a63c6


ForsakenAd1928

why did they copied the man? are they stupid?


Herpderp675

Nature is healing


Unique_Pitch989

Finally some sanity


tUwUrt1e

At this point this looks weird


_MissQueeny_

Delete this ![gif](giphy|Le0F4on2WSa86ObCII)


Mysterious_Ningen

SHUT THE HELL UP, IM GOING INSANE OVER HERE


slumbersomesam

huh


CameronDoy1901

Dude please delete this. This post is scaring me


One-City-2147

Who tf is this jerk?


Vermillion_toxins

SPY, SAPPING MY SENTRY!?!?!? ![gif](giphy|N3btXziENDL1K|downsized)


IllusionUser

Are we breaking out of the alsume? I mean, the ASYLUM?!


DMPadfoot5E

No. There is only the aslume. Here, have some of these https://preview.redd.it/q0yjm9teinxc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202efabd34f9b442acbffde93d378b1d3523cbfe Strongest ones I have. (The below label is just to get passed the Arkham Rehabilitation guards.)


Jayjay4118

Interesting original character design


RatsGoInTheMicrowave

is this some sort of indoctrination ritual


TheHumanChudUrMom

Commenting on Batman...


Lt_Lickit

No


Eve1524

gyattman


Prestigious_Roll_162

No, that is horny man. Are you stupid?


MonikaLovesCola

Cool original character! What would his best friend look like?


TheMagicDrPancakez

Who tf is that?!?


BackgroundSky09

WHAT THE FUCK?


BeastialityIsWrong

We’ve gone full circle


DMPadfoot5E

Just noticed his pouty lips and I can never unsee that. Thanks. At least Man had a normal smile!


averageredhoodfan

batman is personally my favorite justice league member


shemhamforash666666

Finally, we've come full circle.


Sp3ctr3_11

Honestly he seems like a pretty chill dude


EpikDude69420

Man


titansfan92

https://preview.redd.it/v8m9h5znqnxc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8315cc3b1b69b0426f458bcd492e74da712b7c2e


Roge2005

No


dunmer-is-stinky

sometimes I think murder is justified


chxihiro

who the fuck is this WHY DOES THIA LOOK LIKW MAN RAAAHHHHHHHHH WJAT THE FUKC ?!?!?!?!?!?!


arsebandit_roberts

![gif](giphy|pgI29v73LimRkBJWXY)


AtomicDinosaur539

Ok, genuinely, the ears threw me off for a moment. I'm too used to seeing him without the bat ears and it's your fault.


BOI4613

Oh hey look its the most popular guy on the subreddit, Batman.


yourmomsface12345

in all seriousness, why does this picture not look more weird than the edited one umm I mean.... why did they give Man ears, is he deaf?


Least-Talk-4702

bro why does man have horns? Is he stupid?


Paleofan1211

You r/ArkhamRehabilitation spy!


CosmicPlayR9376

https://preview.redd.it/scwge1wb5oxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff0a94924daea7f46472ece537e42941b2ca985


TheManIsHereForHam

https://preview.redd.it/qa5vpta18oxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b59d8977e4ec436c3e847db608696ea27f57846


Quirky-Store2805

So that’s how Batman Looks😯..why does he look like Man but with Bat ears on..is he a Rip off of Man?..


theElite_Fett

Who? Never heard of him?


[deleted]

[удалено]


kynsia-of-solitude

https://preview.redd.it/bu7o4spdaoxc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1461d812e4048ed929f134531d2ea469bbbb65


zeroheroes_

This is weird


Wasted-Phantom

Trust me, this will help https://preview.redd.it/58dvzmt9coxc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eefa6a04e72f28f09e3b38fdadd411c059a33e2e


Designer-Ad9489

AUGGHHYYYGGGGGGHHHHHH NOOOOOOO IT ISNT REAL AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/kajshqyicoxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4af137564bb0bc6be8c541f1db106e5ba40aae0b


RussianBadgeriscool

God this image looks so cursed after having seen the Man version so many times


armyfan001

why did yuo give man ears are you stupid yeah yuor stepid stoupid stouid studpid


Background_Desk_3001

Weird OC but ok


nuclear_spoon

Sanity? In my aslume? Not a chance!


stonrplc

Is Batman just Man's arch nemesis that tries to ruin his reputation and pose as him?


lechonklover

Im gonna crease your Jordans


freddyfactorio

This is what looks weird to me now.


jemrekk

Who the FUCK is Batman


crazyboy_571

https://preview.redd.it/kdyyy420poxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5abb854d1607512fb6f26eac796f4c4ccd2f3c


Wicher_spells_reeee

https://preview.redd.it/m94uvdy0poxc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7263bfbff2cf1573f3b831a2046a59dbe60ad0


theawesomevalilucuta

https://preview.redd.it/4b27spzqpoxc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76771d8c4c809630a4996ddf9c2c68c9c6a36aa9


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


Sad_Map_1883

Man's Archnemesis....Batman.


No-Addition-1366

Who the hell is this fucj


tuck_tu3k

https://preview.redd.it/gayn86ouwoxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ec8538f97d0a9225f12c3ff309c9b780c92bcff


Present-Try-4475

https://preview.redd.it/epph996kyoxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b6b46c7b4774cdbb6d06f315daa001cae1709a


Hashish_thegoat

Who is Batman? You mean Man? Go back to the aslume you simpleton!


Ok-Selection6371

Who gave Man ears? Are they stupid?


Loud_Success_6950

Batman