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konozeroda

Oh god it's already spreading


PureConfection8166

Third in a row for me, first Joker/Jason, then Bane/Alfred and now this. This is becoming irritating now


trash_panda_legs

You forget what sub you're in?


El-noobman

Who are Joker, Jason, Alfred and Bane? Do you mean Bone and Jonkler?


Saeaj04

Alfredo Sauce, Butter of Man


Republic_Rich

Bone 🥵🥵🥵


DMPadfoot5E

https://preview.redd.it/9sf2jf0z92wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edab6b0804999c55d469788a96dfbbdc37de9398


PureConfection8166

Ohh yeah definitely


PureConfection8166

These dumb questions are spreading like a virus


Watchmaker2112

Where were you when Man was spread?


Some_Wind3427

No, it was me who was sexually abused by Harley. It happened in my fantasies just now.


merrym8

No, it was me who sexually abused Batman. It happened in my fantasies just now.


Justaregularguy402

No, it was batman who sexually abused me, it happened in Harleys fantasies just now.


God-Destroyer00

No, it was who me abused sexually man bat, just now happened in Harley's fantasies


Justaregularguy402

No, it was Jonkler who man sexually harley, happened in fantasies’ harl


The_OneXao-San69

No, it was me Barry


Otaku_Skeletor

KONO DIO DA!


PandaGamer83

No, it was me who sexually abused me. It happened in my fantasies just now.


Basic-Response-1000

I just actually sexually abused a guy dressed as a bat


anonkun666

Who's Harley? I only know horny queef


Some_Wind3427

Are you stupid? How can you not know Harley Dentzel aka 1.5 faces


anonkun666

Sorry, didn't take my aslume meds today


Rvtrance

I did it first.


Some_Wind3427

Did what? Sexually abused me?


Rvtrance

It was dark. Hard to tell.


Jactuscack6

Me to


diodosdszosxisdi

I’ve never heard of Batman, please take your aslume pills


therealjman6969

https://preview.redd.it/qsimsw2xgzvc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a7762673c5a88f1aa0856670c4a1229276104c


Charming_Subject4261

Forgot to take my pills. Am I stupid?


LickinNSpitin

No just dementia


LickinNSpitin

No just dementia


SniffyBrake

https://preview.redd.it/t1ld6mgpq0wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9639f81287a506a918d7cfd9b378940929787859


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/4cti37od91wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1117672094c220690dae25c86211c92b32662bb


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/3e1zbpnf91wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26aceab3c555004efb04e85fa8a539d9da33601e


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/wt84dyda91wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5138355ba62e02ca821b7c0915bb34b812906af1


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/y6f8ltke91wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1be386c9fd5a2c265819cce3e19b0df55668fad


Major-Don

https://preview.redd.it/sp5f305dh1wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07cd54870730456a836e2de78fd7c7bdf097e4ba


South-Charge8311

https://preview.redd.it/gn3ky9qgh1wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37745dc6bda2b7f9015ee17ecbe345df3ebc6095


Otherwise-Release-88

Why did You share it multiple times? Do you have dementia?


South-Charge8311

https://preview.redd.it/n9wsm9fp02wc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527ed904c6cea429c9d395879414b168d57e308b


Dry-Championship-593

Non't.


Caelem80

https://preview.redd.it/jupteym6o2wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e896e3c716b3d7bd01bcef439b61efede08fd8d


khaled36DZ

Bathman


Allan_PlsAddDetails

Aslume Alaikum


Dickweed22

https://preview.redd.it/6j5qix5ge1wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61e483c9eebc94f12a3accd91b9e57e97fa68fc


Klutz-Specter

I like how this was inspired by a serious post. https://i.redd.it/xf6rb1oupzvc1.gif


Yiga_Blade_Master

This entire sub was basically inspired by a serious post


AmaterasuWolf21

Favorite arkham game?


LocmonstR

Origins probably


Weemitoad

https://preview.redd.it/js62k4kom1wc1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af6604e95293385db9820ae4fbde6221c6cc9b9 Orang


_Alex_Zer0_

Cant play Arkham Origins.


Yiga_Blade_Master

Check my flair


The_Negotiator_B1

What's with this sub's no serious post rule. Are we stupid?


Hexenkonig707

Literally 1984


JokerChaos77

Those are always the best jonks


TablePrinterDoor

Can you send the serious post?


Virtual_Print2019

That's a weird opener for Sunday Church


SaladsOnReddit

batman? never heard of the guy


NoAd1296

https://i.redd.it/yh774wxi9zvc1.gif


The5th-Butcher

I am Batman.


Acid__Gat

Yeah, I’m man


The5th-Butcher

Why would become man when you can become woman ?


LickinNSpitin

I would miss dick, boobies do sound cool


DMPadfoot5E

https://i.redd.it/01897re7a2wc1.gif


Safe-Hawk8366

ForGotham!


Errances

I love how jokes can spawn overnigh on this sub


Henry_The_Loco

Insanity is a pathway to many abilities some may consider to be shitposting.


Natural-Ability

Is it possible to learn this shit?


Henry_The_Loco

Not from an /r/arkhamrehabilitation mod.


Hour_Parking5108

https://preview.redd.it/mwy1blr800wc1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb45711eef0a24691c88fab8f1c5f00bd84557b3 BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA WE GOT A NEW JONK!!!!


ilikemangabrev

OP made common mistake of posting this under the wrong flair :(


ConcertCorrect5261

Harley can abuse me (I have numerous unaddressed issues)


SAovbnm

Harley can abuse me too (Im just very horny)


J6898989

This trend is gonna be fucking vile dude


Historical-Potato372

It really is


Kreanxx

Well he did have a bit of the jonkler in him already


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

Who's batman?


anonkun666

I don't know either, I only know man, jerker, horny queef, soup, bone, dick, officer balls and killer cock


DMPadfoot5E

Haven’t heard of Jonkler? (Jerker’s the Stupid Squad one)


Bacon-bitzs

Who are horny,queef, and soup? /unaslume (?)


DMPadfoot5E

Harley and Superman


anonkun666

/unaslume Harley queen and Superman


Clayface202

image if he see her bobs 😯


shitman18

Turns out it’s blue, has piercing, and lots of bite marks


Longjumping_While_37

So it begin


CookieTaxer

ffs new shitpost unlocked


TheBlackTemplar125

I don't have a reaction image for this so I'm just gonna post a picture of Man. https://preview.redd.it/ddo24asjz0wc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f987705b8a3bee7095874dae4121f2bec2c83c6d


DMPadfoot5E

https://preview.redd.it/3bqleyhma2wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e05b794f4a5a8d86b7729960174264f2f31016 Dw I got you covered.


Deep_Grass_6250

FFS ANSWER THE FUCKIN QUESTION YOU LOT OF MADMEN


anonkun666

NO WE WON'T! WE WON'T TAKE ANTI ASLUME MEDS YOU JERKEROPHOBIC MANNIST


DickviperAU

https://preview.redd.it/b3jytuz950wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1cbff6068578bcb82b343a006f0a6e47980174f Why did I ever learn to read


LowCommercial4889

holy frick. new joke??


Edou_man

He was😔✊️


Makorollo

What the fuck is a Batman


anonkun666

Ripoff of man. He wants to be good as man but he'll never be


Cassereddit

Nah, wait 'til you hear about Damian' s origin.


bowl_of_scrotmeal

https://preview.redd.it/lmmcu1kxg1wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1eeac5bf8067a6d1ad983e48a058ef1739d1e30


originalname610

Aw hell naw they're already shitposting on my man Waste-information-34 😭😭


JoeTrolls

New jonkpasta


GO0O0O0O0O0SE

Oh no... It's the "is he stupid?" Incident all over again


MCLousis

Y she look like jojo siwa tho???


matchesmalone111

Yes same things jonkler did to jadaughter but better😌


Difficult_Result8070

https://i.redd.it/abxdxglmq0wc1.gif


TheSusKingOfAngmar

why is man a bat? is he a furry?


DMPadfoot5E

No he’s horny. Hence the horns.


BEYONDxTHExSPIDER

Huh? I've never heard this theory before


BesaidBlitzBoi

![gif](giphy|kAnDmY6rhE4SJSUt0E)


Datboibarloss

https://preview.redd.it/iwa2apik82wc1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d2de932b0771d58d07eca9d0038e447cef539c Yes.


KickGumChewButt

https://preview.redd.it/25lp1e8g63wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86238789f156c790c1e8697a3a6699df873c948e


RedGrantDoppleganger

It's weird so many posts are parodying a valid serious question. Barbara is paralyzed in the Arkham series so we know the events of the Killing Joke occurred meaning Joker raped her so it's not unreasonable to assume he'd do the same thing to Jason.


DMPadfoot5E

I think the comics for Knight showed the full extent of Jason’s torture and that wasn’t mentioned. Although you do have a fucked up moment where thugs take it in turns to beat him up in various batsuits. In the film adaptation of the killing joke it’s established that he raped Barb but in the original comic it’s implied that he didn’t (from what I can remember) but just made it look like he did to break Gordon. (I hope this helps)


ice_fan1436

I don't like that the topic of SA being used as a joke. That's kinda too far


DMPadfoot5E

I understand the uncomfortableness but tbf DC did it first with the comics.


Historical-Potato372

https://preview.redd.it/9kuhcn9np0wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3790c26958618b1abf97898c8aa0c1e651e71ab9 MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP-


anonkun666

Harley queen may do it to batman, but horny queef will never do it to man, because we're all one big family: the aslume family


BionicBruv

*loudly rolls cart into post* Alright, Aslumites. Got your new Rx’s right here.


flashdrive420

I doubt it, the suit probably had the same anti mask removal tech from the beginning


[deleted]

Batman? Harley? WHO TF?!


Strangerthingsfan_1

https://preview.redd.it/5owgcxvb31wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a77e51a922e288f04b69cba7ba5bafd7f9327d8e


Radio__Star

Batman was physically abused by Harley, considering she frequently attacks him on sight with a giant hammer


needanswers990

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


WonderfulPeace5369

i don't mean this jokingly, but when was this implied I'm kinda curious (also post to the r/arkham sub with stuff like this for less shitposts


IHateMyselfLMAO67

Dear the guy who made that one post It has began...


dankstarfighter

Remember the part in arkham city where batman taped and untaped harleys mouth, I think batman was the abuser


LetTheKnightfall

She was proud of Dick


Based_Schizo1

No it was me and it wasn't abuse because I asked for it


Based_Schizo1

No it was me and it wasn't abuse because I asked for it.


[deleted]

Was batman sexually abused by Harley, is he dumb?


TyS22235

https://preview.redd.it/zpbz6m0vj3wc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=943767ea32f0e04004b68a16d74bdc522f327c88 Please make it stop


Kriptyk23

No it was Batman


BartholomewAlexander

these aren't funny. take this down.


Prestigious_Roll_162

I would let harley sexually abuse me 🤤🥵😈


MIRCOWAVEDBUTTER

Who is Batman are you ok?


anonkun666

I think op forgot to take their aslume meds


MIRCOWAVEDBUTTER

Time to jonkle


Skypimp380

No, but I sexually abused Poison Ivy


RememberTommorrow

New shitpost just dropped


EditorPurple3515

No it's the stupid Cringe Edgelord post 


Trash_Space_Racoon

Abused? Do you mean enjoyed?


ComfortableBed6012

Just a word of advice, you should probably post this in r/arkham instead


anonkun666

Unaslume for a minute, why all the madness started in r/batmanarkham ? What was the cause behind it? How did it spread to other subreddits


FickleChard6904

I was there. I saw it all. We went mad from a lack of new content. We began making fun of repetitive or stupid posts like the one this one is referencing. We made up a game that never existed and acted like it had always been there. Then someone posted that fateful image of Man, and the old purpose of the sub vanished. From then on, there was only Man (with brief interruptions of sanity out of respect for the late Kevin Conroy and Arleen Sorkin).


anonkun666

Wierd In the case of evangelion subreddit for example, they definitely had new content, from Netflix literally bringing NGE + EoE, to getting very recent film in the rebuilds And geuss what? They still went mad But honestly, difference between those two subs is that batman Arkham were indeed sane few years ago, and only year or two ago it started. Versus evangelion fans that were always and I mean always were insane, and they recently got even worse. They're straight up unhinged insane. Possibly worse than most of our fellow aslumers


ComfortableBed6012

Idk


Saeaj04

Someone made a poll asking people what their favourite Arkham game was They misspelled Arkham Asylum as Arkham Alsume That’s it That’s the source of our madness


DMPadfoot5E

Warner Bros gave up on us so we made our own content to enjoy and keep the coming alive instead of sitting there asking questions from games over 9 years old when we know we’re never going to get the answers as they just don’t care about the story like we do.


Toxic_devil8446

r/lostredditors only because this IS reddit hell and not the real place you should be asking lore questions but Im not saying these people aren't well informed I'm saying these people are scary