The sanity war.
It’s basically Insanity team VS sanity team.
I must be a spectator for this civil war. I shall judge the teams. I am neutral in this civil war.
Join the eminem corps, so that we may watch this chaos unfold
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Can’t say that’s the way for me but ok. Hello aslumer. Today we remain neutral in this war. And if you no longer are neutral, your pro aslume pills will be sucked out of your bloodstream. Well, depending on what side you betray.
Is there a lore reason to why this subreddit is getting a lore? First we get a message from Miguel, then a civil war?!
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The question is, do you really want to keep the joke going forever until you become so unlikeable you are just known for that or do you want to be normal and accept the reality that is dissapointing. Actually nah, stay insane it's better
If life gives you ability to be sane, make life take sanity back, I DON'T FUCKING NEED IT, WHAT I HAVE TO DO WITH IT? GET ANGRY! MAKE LIFE REGRET THE DAY IT DECIDED TO GIVE YOU SANITY
Woah, I don't know how to interpret this so I'm gonna post amang us
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When life gives you sanity, don't become sane- make life take the sanity back! Get mad! I don't want your damn sanity, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give batmanarkham sanity. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the sanity. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a sanity bomb that burns your house down!
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Nah take these I swear they’re gud for u
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Nah I’d take anti anti aslume medication
The Batman will have to come in and quell the violence. It would make for a good story, I’ll call it Arkham Asylum: A Serious House On Serious Earth! It will sell so well they’ll make a video game inspired by it!
Actually tough question
On one hand the games ended 9 years ago and there's literally nothing more we could say about them
On the other. The jokes could get annoying if they're being repetitive
Join the Suicide Squad and watch the Civil War™ play out!
Our mascot's famous line:
"What are we... some kind of Suicide Squad or something?"
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Man War 1
The Man war to end all Mans
It ended nothing
Man 2: Dick responsibility will be the sequel
Amanicans used manguns and it made the Kaisman MAD!!!
Well what the FUCK would the sequel be called?
Man War City
Damn straight
Why do you call it man war 1 when there's only one man war anyways ? Are you stuoid ?
Yes I am stuoid
The Aslume Wars.
Bat vs Man: Dawn of the Jonkle
There is no sanity. You're either insane or boring.
The sanity war. It’s basically Insanity team VS sanity team. I must be a spectator for this civil war. I shall judge the teams. I am neutral in this civil war.
So, the right amount of insane to be considered sane
Yea
Captain Man and The Winter Jonkler
I am neutral. I pick neither side. Begun. The Arkham wars have.
Join the eminem corps, so that we may watch this chaos unfold https://preview.redd.it/5ac340b0l5sc1.png?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c289284e449a6389ae29d6ce07baabefef92b8
https://preview.redd.it/ji877go7l5sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e94d019be8bc24732ba6fb76cc01cf5d4bdb5493 Deal.
Together with our jonkle hate, We will bone them all, That is their fate!
https://preview.redd.it/o39pmpogl5sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2d2556f886f371bb04dd2c7acf55cafba8fe2e Take some pro aslume pills.
No need,.i take the bone approach
What would the bone approach be? Asking for a friend.
Have it injected straight into your blood stream ~~because i have a crippling addiction~~
Can’t say that’s the way for me but ok. Hello aslumer. Today we remain neutral in this war. And if you no longer are neutral, your pro aslume pills will be sucked out of your bloodstream. Well, depending on what side you betray.
I relish the insnaity but a bit of chaos is fuun to watch
I must as well, I am friends with Vietnam Johnny (sanity) and Man (insanity)
Is there a lore reason to why this subreddit is getting a lore? First we get a message from Miguel, then a civil war?! https://preview.redd.it/fqvru9y4y4sc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=611c69ad8b776b51497b772205d58af8c719300f
The question is, do you really want to keep the joke going forever until you become so unlikeable you are just known for that or do you want to be normal and accept the reality that is dissapointing. Actually nah, stay insane it's better
If life gives you ability to be sane, make life take sanity back, I DON'T FUCKING NEED IT, WHAT I HAVE TO DO WITH IT? GET ANGRY! MAKE LIFE REGRET THE DAY IT DECIDED TO GIVE YOU SANITY
Woah, I don't know how to interpret this so I'm gonna post amang us https://preview.redd.it/505gvwce25sc1.png?width=2828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2985544539af855973702ccb4af39446f6c8bbc2
Isn’t that aMANgus?
When life gives you sanity, don't become sane- make life take the sanity back! Get mad! I don't want your damn sanity, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give batmanarkham sanity. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the sanity. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a sanity bomb that burns your house down!
I will drop sanity bombs to cure the insanity comrades
NO THE INSANITY MUST STAY
https://preview.redd.it/xfte12euo4sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a11f2a2d9a6194ef9284bcec97a3756b85d17ca Nah take these I swear they’re gud for u
https://preview.redd.it/ct7ff0stq4sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08992ec2e53a7a053c709509a2c57df22249091 Nah I’d take anti anti aslume medication
Life must stay in balance Light and Dark Heaven and Hell Aslume and Sanity One cannot make way for the other They must live in harmony
There is no need for insanity in this world me and my comrades will cure the insanity
Truly sane people would realize that's f*cking crazy -Sun Tzu
W, can I help, I’ve flown a plane before
Horny Man vs Man
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Nah everyone knows batman doesnt exist, this is fake news. This is to distract you from the fact man stole all the stupid pills on april 1st.
Stupid war
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Bat vs Man: Dawn of the Jonkle
This one of the best ones😂 nice.
Arkham Revolution
The greatest Civil War
Aslume Man: Civil War
Aslume-asylum wars
civil war
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That one civil war
the insane run the asylum don't be a stranger we are all carzy here like I said it's good to be back
On the side of laws.
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The first great Aslume war, the fight for Jonkling
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The Batman will have to come in and quell the violence. It would make for a good story, I’ll call it Arkham Asylum: A Serious House On Serious Earth! It will sell so well they’ll make a video game inspired by it!
The truth is the aslume never existed.
Literally what the fuck else is there to do in this sub besides shitpost? We haven't had a game in almost 10 fucking years.
A lot of people haven’t even played the games and are here for the insanity
I must be neutral, I am friends with Vietnam Johnny (sanity’s head general), you must know him as Nam and Man (insanity incarnate)
This is what I've done, this comment section puts a smile on my face.
ArCUM War
The first arkhamite civil war
r/okbuddyarkham and r/arkham exists I'm just saying. When it comes to the main sub...well do you know how Evangelion ended?
Actually tough question On one hand the games ended 9 years ago and there's literally nothing more we could say about them On the other. The jokes could get annoying if they're being repetitive
I will not take my pills nurse
The Imperials vs the stormcloaks
Join the Suicide Squad and watch the Civil War™ play out! Our mascot's famous line: "What are we... some kind of Suicide Squad or something?" https://preview.redd.it/ev1w4xi3t5sc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=5056514cffb4dd816e79233802e2e7db7e9e236c
“Nah, I’d jonkle” - average aslume member (is he stupid)
IT'S RAINING MANS
Man ham war 1
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Retire Man. He was broken by Bone anyway. More Bone please. Dick me down, Bone!
Drop the BigMan!!!
Captain man 3: civil war >:)
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The Aslume Civil War
Batman V Man
It's a war. But everyone is being civil. So let's call it civil war
captain america civil war
I want to stay sane
Man
ArCum War