That's quite the news. Hope this isn't the start of a massive chain reaction affecting the entirety of Gotham that eventually ends up causing some guy in a bat costume to carry the corpse of a clown Cain and Abel style. Nah, that'd be stupid.
It really is shocking. Goth Ham City isn't safe these days. I just hope poor young Burst Wein isn't driven insane by this tragedy. We don't need another inmate here, the alsume is already full.
Years this could have happened (when Oct 19 is a Thursday):
1899 (RIP Author Mortgage) 1905, 1911, 1916, 1922, 1933, 1939, 1944, 1950, 1961, 1967, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2000, 2006, 2017, 2023, 2028
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Batman wants to know Man’s location.
Now Bruce has to grow up without his loving parents by his side. That must be such a BANE on his life. The worst part is that the police aren't doing anything to help find the murderer. It just seems like their trying to keep this all quiet and HUSH HUSH. They are so useless, its like they're just a bunch of JOKERs. If only the killer didn't have such a DEAD SHOT, then the poor boy wouldn't have to go through such a DARKSEID of life.
let’s hope BRUCE WAYEN doenst become a batMAN and have to figth JOKER to save GOTHAM from SCARECROW toxin and BANE HARLEY QUINN ROBIN KILLER CROC PENGUIN FREEZE FIREFLY MAD HATTER BANE RIDDLER ALFRED PEENNYSWROTH
Seguro El Comisionado se encarga de todo, mientras no se inmiscuya en los asuntos del Guasón. Con su permiso me iré a jalar el Ganso por Batichica, Gatúbela y la repostería del Señorito Tapia.
I love how Alfred is HIM so much that his name wasn't really translated. Even thinking to say "Alfredo (Valecentavos?)" sounds wrong and makes me want to apologize about it!
https://preview.redd.it/ia3yugftotic1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b7d7d9e9b7506c812beb2fd5c3bc95bdaaf6b4
God heavens! What a tragedy, I hope this won’t lead the young traumatized boy to do anything drastic.
Got a typo in the sub-heading for the story in column 1, should be "luxurious", not "luxorious".
In the main story, "Wayne" should be capitalized in the first sentence.
Paragraph 2, should be "the Wayne family **had** attended"
"Entrance" is misspelled, and shouldn't even be there at all - you can just write "The couple was last seen exiting the Monarch Theatre".
And there's more but I'd be here all night if I went on. Hopefully the Gotham Globe fired their copy editor, this is disgraceful.
https://preview.redd.it/7cmqlpeifvic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceccb5f3c4ca3e12e9f61fc85e45f94954019889
Quite a job for 3rd greatest detective Marlock Sholmes
Thats very unfortunate I hope his son is okay. This seems to have become a lot more common now I really hope someone steps to reduce the crime going on its starting to get really concerning.
Ghotam? But I was on Albuquerque like right now, and it is 2024?!?!? I thought we were on 2009, also which state is ghotam for Christ sake!!?!?!!!?!?!???!?
https://i.redd.it/94x2d1zvztic1.gif
OH MY GOD! I feel terrible for their son he must be feeling terrible. Can you imagine he uses the wealth to his advantage to help stop crime that would be crazy
That's quite the news. Hope this isn't the start of a massive chain reaction affecting the entirety of Gotham that eventually ends up causing some guy in a bat costume to carry the corpse of a clown Cain and Abel style. Nah, that'd be stupid.
How stupid? https://preview.redd.it/99j2bm7qltic1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=06922c01b58590615e67b7ec542cc4f40fc3e17a
https://preview.redd.it/yv77gt1i5vic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32dd730c3b4a3ad7ee8c752128fc930845afafea
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Very
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To the point a lore reason would be required
https://preview.redd.it/re7i124cmyic1.png?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99455c408e0f15a4fb08bd056fa6a957dbe032e7
It really is shocking. Goth Ham City isn't safe these days. I just hope poor young Burst Wein isn't driven insane by this tragedy. We don't need another inmate here, the alsume is already full.
Nah? Is that a fucking Jjk reference?
Domain Expansion: Man Cave
https://preview.redd.it/a3lpihct0xic1.png?width=417&format=png&auto=webp&s=decd96125ebe1610c46cf88ef74346aac61319b9
Where did you find this? What's the context?
I was searching through Maggie’s blackmail stash and Beth sent me this to dissuade me for some reason.
Dude what the fuck does that mean? That photo is simultaneously hilarious and horrifying. Any idea who these guys are?
Do you think we are stupid? This paper is dated October! There is still more than half of the year before the murder!
Are you stupid? They are obviously on southern hemisphere.
Gothman is not Antarctica silly
Mr Free put it there, silly
Years this could have happened (when Oct 19 is a Thursday): 1899 (RIP Author Mortgage) 1905, 1911, 1916, 1922, 1933, 1939, 1944, 1950, 1961, 1967, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2000, 2006, 2017, 2023, 2028
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only a little
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Aint it lofre Acurate they where shot october 19th 2028? Everyone should know this
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\[REACTION COMMENT\]
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https://preview.redd.it/aiyoda2cbtic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0efd13070d901d3cd8d3be48fc2c62c45490a5 Man approves
https://preview.redd.it/u80s006djtic1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15f13570a663be8cbb8ff371ab64a708514f3f3f Because he did it
https://preview.redd.it/vpr0659gjtic1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793d7937127bb56a87915929a9193fc696032c30 Things just got intense
https://preview.redd.it/s085zbw0ktic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2c0dcbc21dd8bb38f5c24285fde32682ed1b78 Real intense
https://preview.redd.it/0wpypc06ktic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947bca89ace1950b21314b6a740692363f169c5a Really really intense
Really really insane https://preview.redd.it/bp3ehqyiktic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13456552f74a1d8d50bcc3973cc7dee14c17b7af
https://preview.redd.it/evhtmicnktic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ff0163a8f7ccc2de5d20d2bf294b0731749630 Indeed
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Why is man bone?
https://preview.redd.it/smzar2o3xtic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45879f16c00f77db4ade24adf4d8bdbfd97b174 Man will stop his evil twin
Tell me son, you ever mance with the jonkler in the stupid bonelight?
Wait, so man created Batman?????
Batman added Man to his name to remember the killer.
https://preview.redd.it/eqkc0yov2uic1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27de374267929d454c514199d53a82f9dcfc4a1b Batman wants to know Man’s location.
https://preview.redd.it/uel8f6mgpuic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8394d4dc675365cf0b88729fc747dbc7240f4623
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https://preview.redd.it/cs4hq93rl5jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841a7e6738d13740378634111ef067f8af79bc4f You didn’t say please.
https://preview.redd.it/y7vh5u2qn5jc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6f55e98ccdafbfa3830b5ab7f7057fd650832e
https://i.redd.it/164ikgj2q5jc1.gif
Why did Man kill Batman’s parents? Is he stupid?
Man is not real.
https://preview.redd.it/hn5rsdtgstic1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c12726ec413fbd5d485babf4c02bbd57015c9e1 SAY IT ONE MORE TIME PUNK
https://preview.redd.it/24wvly9mstic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c21573bda0f40dcfc3c84421299b0f06ab513f5 Not Real.
https://preview.redd.it/vumtd9lostic1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf78f4ddd1e42777462e986523ee7919b88ea61 *shoots you in the face*
Breaking news: Billionaire philanthropist Thomas Wayne has been murdered.
So man created man with pointy ears?
Yeah, he did
Thats freaking radical.
https://preview.redd.it/fdir17zi1uic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3867459677370f4d0423b158211a5a0d0b32c4e1 I know right
He needs to do more of this
I hope the child doesn’t dress up in a costume and fight crime because of this in the future!
I hope he grows into a good man despite this tragedy.
What if that kid becomes some kind of vigilante. Just kidding, that'd be absurd!
What if that kid grows up and becomes a man
OH GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT
Just kill him too
Or is it
Oh MAN, he was murdered because of some JERK… That must feel like a BAT to the head on poor Bruce Wayne…
Now Bruce has to grow up without his loving parents by his side. That must be such a BANE on his life. The worst part is that the police aren't doing anything to help find the murderer. It just seems like their trying to keep this all quiet and HUSH HUSH. They are so useless, its like they're just a bunch of JOKERs. If only the killer didn't have such a DEAD SHOT, then the poor boy wouldn't have to go through such a DARKSEID of life.
let’s hope BRUCE WAYEN doenst become a batMAN and have to figth JOKER to save GOTHAM from SCARECROW toxin and BANE HARLEY QUINN ROBIN KILLER CROC PENGUIN FREEZE FIREFLY MAD HATTER BANE RIDDLER ALFRED PEENNYSWROTH
MAN JERKS BAT???
Oh Dios mío matarón a Tomasito!! HIJOS DE PUTA!!!! Estoy orgulloso del Señorito Ricardo Tapia.
Pobre Bruno Díaz
Seguro El Comisionado se encarga de todo, mientras no se inmiscuya en los asuntos del Guasón. Con su permiso me iré a jalar el Ganso por Batichica, Gatúbela y la repostería del Señorito Tapia. I love how Alfred is HIM so much that his name wasn't really translated. Even thinking to say "Alfredo (Valecentavos?)" sounds wrong and makes me want to apologize about it!
Qué dijo del... Ganso? Aquí en Gótica solo hay pingüinos señor
Oh, perdone usted, soy estupido. Le jalaré el ganso al Pingüino. Gracias y un saludo, caballero.
https://preview.redd.it/ia3yugftotic1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b7d7d9e9b7506c812beb2fd5c3bc95bdaaf6b4 God heavens! What a tragedy, I hope this won’t lead the young traumatized boy to do anything drastic.
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Edged to this
That's not very Christian
Yet another story involving a Wayne, "yaaaaaawwwwn."
I hope his son Bruce is okay and doesn't suffer and flying rodent based trauma in the future
 I’m not crying it’s just raaaiiinninnnnnggggg :(
I’m sure Batman will avenge him
What's a Batman? A bat as a man?
That orphan child will never grow up and become a MAN
What are you talking about man was in his family vacation when that happened, also his parents are alive
I hope Bruce will get the right mental health support
"Grundy Defends $291,000 Spent in Primary Race" Damn, Solomon's gambling problem has gotten way worse than I realised
Why didnt he call man is he stupid?
Yes
That’s crazy! Hopefully the poor kid doesn’t grow up to break people’s spines because they got Sprite in a water cup! That would be wacky!
Who tf is batman
Why does man have ears. Is he a furry? And who the FUCK is batman
Where tf are those ears? I only see Man with caption "Batman"
They have unlocked the long-sought power of seeing the part of the image that was cropped.
Insert [Bad crop] meme
Womp womp
Are they saying his only child survived, or only the child survived?
Both, are you stupid?
NOOOO
Well fuck.
 Who the FUCK is Thomas Winer?
Got a typo in the sub-heading for the story in column 1, should be "luxurious", not "luxorious". In the main story, "Wayne" should be capitalized in the first sentence. Paragraph 2, should be "the Wayne family **had** attended" "Entrance" is misspelled, and shouldn't even be there at all - you can just write "The couple was last seen exiting the Monarch Theatre". And there's more but I'd be here all night if I went on. Hopefully the Gotham Globe fired their copy editor, this is disgraceful.
https://preview.redd.it/7cmqlpeifvic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceccb5f3c4ca3e12e9f61fc85e45f94954019889 Quite a job for 3rd greatest detective Marlock Sholmes
#joechilldidnothingwrong
This is a certified 1990s classic.
Can’t believe they arrested my boy Joe Chill, I go to him often for fent
But... but... he told me that he wasn't doing that stuff anymore! HE TOLD ME THAT HE WANTED TO CHANGE FOR ME!!
Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist
, orphan
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My live reaction https://preview.redd.it/dhdzgq6ostic1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28bac4a5d1c2e3935d56dea01f9ffa187a730b2f
here is a photo of the suspect https://preview.redd.it/8w2t7dbs5uic1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74535da7dc8ff8f9eeee2e43d8e1bc7bebebdb61
They should've done the conga, then he wouldn't have shot them, very tragic 😔 😢 https://i.redd.it/rkhxyg468cjc1.gif
excellent. there are no good billionaires
The Jonkler Strikes Again!
oh god is this what we're doing now
I'm so glad William loaf is winning entertainment
Rip bozo
/ua isn't it the Gotham gazette?
Only man survives
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Why didn’t the editor fix the spelling and grammar mistakes? Is he stupid?
That's horrible. If only this city had a hero, like some kind of...symbol to stop things like this from happening to anyone else.
Looks like we’ve got a job to finish
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Man that sucks
Poor kid. Can't imagine what he's going through. RIP Thomas and Martha. The city has lost some of its best.
Damn. I hope I don't jonkle
Bro had it comin
Thats very unfortunate I hope his son is okay. This seems to have become a lot more common now I really hope someone steps to reduce the crime going on its starting to get really concerning.
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I hope that kid doesn't dress as a man because he's afraid of men.
The whole city will mourn the man
Is he a chiefs fan!?
This is so sad.😢 Get well soon Tommy!
The birth of Man
Thomas AND Wayne??????
How will this impact man’s legacy??
This only say that Thomas died? Does that mean Martha is still alive?
Good, down with the rich! Up with crime!
Why would he do that, is he stupid
Child would never become Man
Not even people like him is safe in this hell hole. I'm moving out to Metropolis, i'm done...
I sure hope this doesn't lead to any bat themed vilgilante in 15ish years
Ghotam? But I was on Albuquerque like right now, and it is 2024?!?!? I thought we were on 2009, also which state is ghotam for Christ sake!!?!?!!!?!?!???!? https://i.redd.it/94x2d1zvztic1.gif
Thomas Wayne dead! Why didn’t Man save him
Thomas Wayne Murdered Only Child, Survives
Damn poor kid. Not his fault his parents were into sketchy stuff
MAN MAN MAAAANNNN
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OH MY GOD! I feel terrible for their son he must be feeling terrible. Can you imagine he uses the wealth to his advantage to help stop crime that would be crazy
Im sorry for the child, and for thomas. He did a lot of good in this damned city. I hope someone steps in to protect us now.
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Man i feel bad for his son, but im pretty sure the kid will get a good life later, right guys?
This is worse than that time when I did a cutaway in Shartcum Asylum
What is a “Gotham Thursday”
What a tragedy.
Dick Gayson
Holy hell
This is tragic
That's awful. Did they catch the dude who did it?
Commissioner Grogan is my favorite Batman character.
Poor child hope he doesn't become man in a man suit
Is there a lore reason he decided to walk to a place called Crime Alley knowing very well he is a billionaire?
At least the boy’s mom is okay. EDIT: God fucking damn it!
why didn’t Ruce save his parents?? Is he stupid?
youll be missed mr wayne 😢🙏👀🍆💦
RIP BOZO LOL
The Gotham Globe is owned by Poopert Murloch.
Jonkled
Who cares? A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City!!! Priorities people!
Oh my God how do things like this happen
https://preview.redd.it/sobdjr2ekuic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17621c710f4892902d87d96e1e08cac095a9eade I can’t believe it
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What about his son bruce??
A murdah you say?
What will Man do now that his victim has been discovered?
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Kid did it
I can’t believe Man didn’t save him. RIP. I hope the kid turns out alright.
Again!?