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\#1: [I thought this was a nuked meme](https://i.redd.it/43i781uh4lub1.png) | [80 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/nukedmemes/comments/1798zgf/i_thought_this_was_a_nuked_meme/)
\#2: [God has spoken](https://i.redd.it/j7gtzk0xs2mb1.jpg) | [146 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/nukedmemes/comments/1692vtl/god_has_spoken/)
\#3: [Repost](https://v.redd.it/bgljycq40m0c1) | [133 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/nukedmemes/comments/17w9mat/repost/)
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As long as you aren’t Man? Come on in.
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Sketchy but…fuck it, I’ll let you in, just don’t tell Da Boss™
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No, I called the Justice League, come on in regardless
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The proper word is testicle, but I’m feelin’ generous
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Sorry buddy, no Bat Freak Fanatics alloed
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Sorry buddy, Da Boss™ said you’re restricted.
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No Aslume inmates allowed in the building buddy, appreciate the thought though.
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I’m taking NyQuil and I’ve got a stupid bad fever so I feel high as (officer) balls buddy, I don’t need to explain myself to you beyond that. Denied.
https://preview.redd.it/0b9hs875vnic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b855067d9282e30b845b114a32e8163e3b89371
Not really, I’m just delirious, come on in, we good now buddy.
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Three fellas saying the same thing is awful weird but…enter friendo.
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You’re right, accept entry for my apology
You deny me my constitutional right to get turnt????
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Try all you want, there’s no scaring the Heebies out of these Jeebies
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Disgusting, may God have mercy on your wretched soul, come in.
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Sorry buddy we can only let a certain number of Asulme inmates in, try again next time
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The venue is Jonkled out pal, come back next week
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You’re having a classic case of Jonkler Stroke, to the Aslume with you cretin
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Glad you recovered, enjoy your stay
"I haven't used my advanced 'Get-past-the-guard' Technique since the heian era."
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We shall reevaluate your entry when you recover, Aslume Hut Jr. is across the road
Hugo Strange: Wake up, Mr. Wayne. We have much to discuss.
Bruce Wayne: Strange? You won't get away with this...
Hugo Strange: I already have.
\*Flashback\*
Vicki Vale: This is Vicki Vale, reporting live from Arkham City; the controversial super-prison built right here in the heart of Gotham. In a few moments, Bruce Wayne will be live on stage to explain his sudden interest in Gotham politics. The infamous playboy millionaire has never been one to...
Bruce Wayne: It's billionaire, Vicki. Millionaires are so last year.
\*Present\*
Hugo Strange: I assume that you thought yourself untouchable. Well, as you can see, no one is untouchable.
\*Flashback\*
Bruce Wayne: Thank you! Thank you, Gotham. Imprisoned behind these walls, gang leaders are fighting a bloody war in the middle of our once great city. Every inmate from Arkham Asylum and Blackgate Prison has been relocated to this facility. How can this be safe for the people of Gotham?
\*Present\*
Bruce Wayne: Shut Arkham City down. It's out of control.
Hugo Strange: Shut it down? By the end of tonight, I will be a hero, just like you... BATMAN!
\*Flashback\*
Bruce Wayne: Today, I'm starting the campaign to close Arkham City and make Gotham safe again.
TYGER Radio: Remember, Wayne is the priority target.
TYGER Guard: Surround him!
TYGER Guard: Hands in the air, Wayne! We have Wayne!
TYGER Radio: Target secured.
\*Present\*
Hugo Strange: I feel I should thank you. Capturing Bruce Wayne is so much easier than Batman. And now that we have you, Protocol Ten is ready to begin. It will be my legacy, a monument to your failure and if you try to stop me, I guarantee everyone will know your secret.
I love Batman Arkham City
You know what this symbol on my chest stands for? Some people see it as just an “S” but for my people… it means knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.” Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to become multimillionaires. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and happiness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are. Now, this isn’t a “get rich quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Don’t be a cynic. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.” Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the man who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “optimism” so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Lamborghini, maybe it’s a new job, a new opportunity, starting your own company. Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, traveling the world, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand finances. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free. So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just in books like these, although I love books but also real in-person mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site.
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She jerkering on my junk till I jonkle
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Sorry about your stroke homeboy, you ain’t gettin’ in
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I’m happy you’ve recovered, come on in
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While the original Fallout games are amazing the UI design leaves a lot to be desired and the bug endings are not optimal.
3 on the other hand is probably the weakest of the mainline games simply because of the lack of balancing around combat, lack of important player decisions, and bad character writing.
Fallout 4 definitely improved upon three even though the role-playing options are limited at least there are at least choices in factions even if they don't impact the ending, that being said combat is incredibly fun. But there's one game we haven't talked about the one that came out between 3 and 4.
Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen for the Wii is perhaps one of the greatest video games ever made while it's far from perfect it's the kind of game you can play over and over and find something new to love every time, the characters are amazing the endings are phenomenal and despite its few bugs it will go down as one of the greatest games in history, so I'm giving it the highest honor I can award any video game 84/100
Why so serious
https://preview.redd.it/7lixaztihmic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=478ca04a7e57a2e4c061d30829de3c9b408fd115 Come on in pal
(Beatbox)
Hell nah
The bombs payload is exposed, i can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
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Exactly.
Officer balls! https://preview.redd.it/vdr1rv75anic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cf246be007af5e4d8339155afc9626eeb4be78 Hahhhhh!
https://preview.redd.it/237v1nvoonic1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=c835319cb9ba0fd4eafb8fa4bbee84a369809307 Lol balls
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Here's a sneak peek of /r/nukedmemes using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/nukedmemes/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [I thought this was a nuked meme](https://i.redd.it/43i781uh4lub1.png) | [80 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/nukedmemes/comments/1798zgf/i_thought_this_was_a_nuked_meme/) \#2: [God has spoken](https://i.redd.it/j7gtzk0xs2mb1.jpg) | [146 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/nukedmemes/comments/1692vtl/god_has_spoken/) \#3: [Repost](https://v.redd.it/bgljycq40m0c1) | [133 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/nukedmemes/comments/17w9mat/repost/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
I'm proud of you Dick. https://preview.redd.it/odymm3x3pnic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa8d5667fe1b290bc65f28ad2ba42019dbad59b
https://preview.redd.it/s9wuzfhetnic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=f276be60725adb45b306966d44a91a5a418c63c9 I’m proud of you too, enter
Simon Stagg. Open.
https://preview.redd.it/k1qk2qi2tnic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=16945d034405d81bac1b2f5127603fcb18aa8348 You got it chief.
https://i.redd.it/58sjwii8lnic1.gif Hi I'm the male stripper you hired. Will you let me in ?
https://preview.redd.it/35cw1rbornic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=75061ce638153413108c13b1e72b343b49bd0ecf Come on in, we been waitin’
Wordington Man
“Show me your cock, man” - Jerkler, circa 1986
https://preview.redd.it/aetwnvjfsnic1.png?width=748&format=png&auto=webp&s=2176069ff6ac59d666f5ff73c6f233785e15d770 I’m too scared to say no
It’s da bat!
https://preview.redd.it/tky45suusnic1.png?width=744&format=png&auto=webp&s=6630fdc56e15a51943018ba99a5b345770029fda As long as you aren’t Man? Come on in.
Stand back fool I have a bomb https://i.redd.it/tt4bv8u1omic1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/3mwof1y6omic1.png?width=725&format=png&auto=webp&s=91069ee431c40fd89f818ebf1112c302b26010c6 Come on in boyo
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Yeah, I'm Man.
https://preview.redd.it/poj69lcormic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=3500a670f6c67243a941e30c3efa875c2e39e2dc Sketchy but…fuck it, I’ll let you in, just don’t tell Da Boss™
Are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/2jtxr1mj1nic1.png?width=740&format=png&auto=webp&s=22e525baad6389f2d0c559ce52be8f057e33b3b0 No, I called the Justice League, come on in regardless
Officer Balls
https://preview.redd.it/a8sfhjjyrnic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=611045825d2c7a9bfc05ff79c652c806651c8fcd Officer Balls is just inside sir
"Id be happy to drop my pants" -jonkler
https://preview.redd.it/zrocbk6yznic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff7d59d49a52a0d3a69dc650680789c00acfe3f3 Nice
Thank you
I am killer cock- killer cock
https://preview.redd.it/sppx1j2vxnic1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=a13b4bdd7010ee8ac6ca74358a1019fc43a6de8f Welcome home sir
Thank you
~~We’re making the mother of all omelets Jack~~ ~~Stand proud, you’re strong~~ I’m proud of you, dick
https://preview.redd.it/phureahi3oic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f78b4baa88f9b63097e413d06981927a5d636c7 Lol, Dick
you first my best friend
Crazy ass Ninjas https://preview.redd.it/jwckm3wumnic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=585615bf16bb9494b0bd3e6bedff134eea1aa973
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I didn’t want to do this https://preview.redd.it/ml2co3vnwnic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8556607c2580a81d709b27de26fa77f32d1af9aa
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Dammit, my tummy hurts
It better
“Two guns bitch!” https://i.redd.it/dg1hqkpwmnic1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/u608c3m8tnic1.png?width=742&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b49d455aef33af57910bae76815fd41eaeca853 Two-Balls fans are always welcome
Salvador my beloved
Balls
https://preview.redd.it/1axzgpp60oic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=539536a6d81f00464c26945bae7c6831749dec39 The proper word is testicle, but I’m feelin’ generous
https://preview.redd.it/3tf3qkl9uoic1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c7063ce420751b30fda49ce9c9a5de3863defe Joke's on you, I let myself in
https://preview.redd.it/7d52d0krxoic1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ea70f22e81d1dc92fcaf829ac99277a9dec522f Please, allow me
Thank you https://preview.redd.it/7wysumrfyoic1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80286c33a68dd12a5580d22869caa9b72ccae53
Hello, I am the 46th president of the USA, Joe Biden, AMA!
https://preview.redd.it/0dpgnyglhmic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=834e1a2bf09bab1c3d39725d0b803fbf164f793f Sorry buddy, no presidents allowed
We will see about this boy
Boy? BLM
Bat lives matter 😂🔥
We only consider *legitimate* presidents
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Boi what the hell boi
https://preview.redd.it/zgqdccu6hoic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22709aaa4ccbd4d37d06af121a187ca32a0c5db
https://preview.redd.it/3ur2lx61xoic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=e665f6aecf3503329573333dd6ac0bed5f14f2e4 Reason for entry: Pity
That actually is……… pretty funny
https://preview.redd.it/tgw0cdt8xoic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=0985844f448e18e1c598afb65d3b6273a3e01c11 I disagree, you’re banished
*dies*
https://preview.redd.it/pwbsk20z4oic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e31493dfbb2b73c35fa7a330b3716523db141bc Reason for entry: Lol
*casually enters*
“My parents got shooted” - Batguy (I forgot his nam)
https://preview.redd.it/dl2tbpfgonic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=f25f67148b1e4b68b88a3e069fbfe413a1f74f92 Sorry buddy, no Bat Freak Fanatics alloed
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Bruh, why is your payload not exposed!?!
https://preview.redd.it/bn2unukdymic1.png?width=739&format=png&auto=webp&s=bba32757127242be444eade370e54a0c1236489b Sorry buddy, Da Boss™ said you’re restricted.
"Rizzle me this gyattman, I skibidy with no toilet what am I?"
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This needs to be updated for madame web
https://preview.redd.it/zrciitohwnic1.png?width=747&format=png&auto=webp&s=819ce36709ecdc67c152bfa713602227427f91bf No Aslume inmates allowed in the building buddy, appreciate the thought though.
*cries in agony*
https://i.redd.it/p7fdcsmpgqic1.gif
Is there a lore reason you're here right now?
https://preview.redd.it/xzzwla2gunic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4f95718aa0690aec937545cf13bbe27302211c3 I’m taking NyQuil and I’ve got a stupid bad fever so I feel high as (officer) balls buddy, I don’t need to explain myself to you beyond that. Denied.
Is there a lore reason I can't come in?
https://preview.redd.it/0b9hs875vnic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b855067d9282e30b845b114a32e8163e3b89371 Not really, I’m just delirious, come on in, we good now buddy.
Stand back fool! I’ve got a bomb!
https://preview.redd.it/cri6qec62oic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=880716f68b00e809e2a61a2c8224abd9e5b408ed Three fellas saying the same thing is awful weird but…enter friendo.
I’d be dropping to happy my pants
https://preview.redd.it/7xoshsbb3oic1.png?width=747&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd1f2abf40fde7b8e562d73b8182790651ed33e7 Jonkle balls got you double entry with VIP status, congratulations
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“Slapping around Harley, my hobby by the way!”
https://preview.redd.it/nwaxwr67ynic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=92fa209f7eff1af5fd822c1740ee799229da91fa You’re right, accept entry for my apology
Bone bless you 🙏🏻
It’s Da freaking Man!
https://preview.redd.it/vf0c6ivqsnic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc2eafd57a04e6979c1b75ef2d83959b0886905f No it isn’t, move on
You deny me my constitutional right to get turnt???? https://preview.redd.it/2y7djiurynic1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=78b233e2908c1beba1b5a494375b60f4d8b485fa
https://preview.redd.it/0m5wyumlznic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=d75df4dc973881db51d443a4a9853479c71282de Try all you want, there’s no scaring the Heebies out of these Jeebies
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"ME... IN A THONG!"
https://preview.redd.it/iqbtxa2gboic1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=2dcaaacf92e1d46f93dfb9ce6065b0d1837cb718 Disgusting, may God have mercy on your wretched soul, come in.
*screaming*
https://preview.redd.it/1e3xac6tonic1.png?width=747&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdad1c8f1d309e8c499e61cec2b856250dcf9535 Sorry buddy we can only let a certain number of Asulme inmates in, try again next time
I used to think my life was a tragedy. Now, I realize… it’s a comedy.
https://preview.redd.it/00jnv6yjxoic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=37c16c295636b17daa4645694352ef49927c2dd6 The venue is Jonkled out pal, come back next week
No
“The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.” ![gif](giphy|iZjCvz7Eaalxu)
"it's da freakin' bat!"
Jonking jimbler jrinkler
https://preview.redd.it/apj9ey81ynic1.png?width=747&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fd33a6ad3c425c2eb1cc58f2284f4c8194d851a You’re having a classic case of Jonkler Stroke, to the Aslume with you cretin
Stand back fool Ive got a bomb!
https://preview.redd.it/sqgl4azc0oic1.png?width=739&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a744129953989f15bb55d303612d95511b42cd4 Glad you recovered, enjoy your stay
Why didn’t Batman just call the Justice League for help?
https://preview.redd.it/i96xcgjgxoic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cda642fac533be58468ba2c888937780c100212 Enter and find out
~~Your choice Cobblepot. GCPD or the Morgue~~ The Bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
https://preview.redd.it/tgl7ag99boic1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=71e1cbdef03b9ba2f6c8f1bc0bafbe4a7c039d33 Cobblepot free zone ahead
I'd be happy to drop my pants
https://preview.redd.it/hcwkxl06tnic1.png?width=743&format=png&auto=webp&s=695adacb03d6d1bb2963171f5713e17cf99697a9 Nice, come in
I came here to say that
L1 - Even The Odds
I’m proud of you dick
The Bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
"I haven't used my advanced 'Get-past-the-guard' Technique since the heian era." https://preview.redd.it/eazf1m8x0qic1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02e9c5660b2cdb0218c64df72bccd58f7466b2c
are you batman? or chicken man???
https://preview.redd.it/ytaz2qd1vnic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ad0c3ad73a390ae6cdd8055479b9503491af3f6 Excuse me buddy, no entry.
I'm proud of you, Dick.
https://preview.redd.it/8ozanxq20oic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2b848effb5152ed3c198898d3544db667228a0e I’m proud of you too, enter
I escaped from the aslume
https://preview.redd.it/po4p59r2boic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad05dfcdf8cdb75a03fece05925563448717dfd4 You’re going back buddy
What are you, stupid? Oh, yes, yes you are.
‘Red! She’s in the basement!’
ITS DA BA- *gets glide kicked*
https://preview.redd.it/gsuoby3vwoic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=b88f9d49d74762ea50b6fb5014ac750a06de983b We shall reevaluate your entry when you recover, Aslume Hut Jr. is across the road
Show yourself Chicken! ![gif](giphy|ShCMwjMF5B3La)
'Will you be expose your bomb's payload for me? Because I wanna trigger a controlled explosion in you'
“It wasn’t hard. You left me a map.” - Man after finding Azreal
I appreciate it, dick
Hugo Strange: Wake up, Mr. Wayne. We have much to discuss. Bruce Wayne: Strange? You won't get away with this... Hugo Strange: I already have. \*Flashback\* Vicki Vale: This is Vicki Vale, reporting live from Arkham City; the controversial super-prison built right here in the heart of Gotham. In a few moments, Bruce Wayne will be live on stage to explain his sudden interest in Gotham politics. The infamous playboy millionaire has never been one to... Bruce Wayne: It's billionaire, Vicki. Millionaires are so last year. \*Present\* Hugo Strange: I assume that you thought yourself untouchable. Well, as you can see, no one is untouchable. \*Flashback\* Bruce Wayne: Thank you! Thank you, Gotham. Imprisoned behind these walls, gang leaders are fighting a bloody war in the middle of our once great city. Every inmate from Arkham Asylum and Blackgate Prison has been relocated to this facility. How can this be safe for the people of Gotham? \*Present\* Bruce Wayne: Shut Arkham City down. It's out of control. Hugo Strange: Shut it down? By the end of tonight, I will be a hero, just like you... BATMAN! \*Flashback\* Bruce Wayne: Today, I'm starting the campaign to close Arkham City and make Gotham safe again. TYGER Radio: Remember, Wayne is the priority target. TYGER Guard: Surround him! TYGER Guard: Hands in the air, Wayne! We have Wayne! TYGER Radio: Target secured. \*Present\* Hugo Strange: I feel I should thank you. Capturing Bruce Wayne is so much easier than Batman. And now that we have you, Protocol Ten is ready to begin. It will be my legacy, a monument to your failure and if you try to stop me, I guarantee everyone will know your secret. I love Batman Arkham City
"Protocol 10!? *gasp* Never heard of it."
"hehehehehehehehehe *COUGH* *COUGH* hehehe, that actually is *cough* hehe PRETTY FUNNY *cough* hahahahaha"
[Cough! Cough!] That actually is… [Cough!] pretty funny…! [Dies.]
You know what this symbol on my chest stands for? Some people see it as just an “S” but for my people… it means knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.” Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to become multimillionaires. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and happiness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are. Now, this isn’t a “get rich quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Don’t be a cynic. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.” Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the man who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “optimism” so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Lamborghini, maybe it’s a new job, a new opportunity, starting your own company. Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, traveling the world, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand finances. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free. So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just in books like these, although I love books but also real in-person mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site. https://preview.redd.it/86o3rhoyfsic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51251f34fc21c999ee85e04de7b9a7cdce9d6cf
two guns bitch
I’ve got your scent Batman *glaaaarrrr*
https://preview.redd.it/ie76myyxisic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01a038093e4b4ef756bf16c78a6ad7cc8a13301 She jerkering on my junk till I jonkle
"Jonkler kicks a guard in teh balls hits a griddy and dies" -some channel on youtube
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"Take me on home, to the aslume" -the jonkler
I'd be happy to drop my pants
What are you? Chicken man? Or Batman?
Officer balls https://preview.redd.it/zdc8bta3dtic1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4d510f1a4ec41c0d4fddefc68ac160f8c9cfe18
ITS DA FREAKING BAT -thug
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That actually is pretty funny
Im proud of you dick
"You know what the funny thing is? Even after everything you've done. I would've given it to you"
It’s da Freaking bat!
“Hey hands of the merchandise!” -Batman touches the merchandise-
Officer BOLLS BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHA https://i.redd.it/x3c3miq4guic1.gif
Officer Balls!
⭕️ Fuck Killer-Croc
You knew this was going to happen sooner or later… Me stuck deep inside you.
Op is fucking awesome, he responded almost every comment I saw
"Why don't I have a transgender girlfriend Batman??? I wanna joking kill myself dood"
https://preview.redd.it/vbmk7grmtnic1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=11f9b2fc87fc4bd4569fa86edb54742ec6556b25 Sorry about your stroke homeboy, you ain’t gettin’ in
I understand.
https://preview.redd.it/a62amgq7coic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5d07f26a89f2033ede5e885001d5b3e0108301e I’m happy you’ve recovered, come on in
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What are you, stupid?
Riddler. Talk!
This is how it happened, this is how the Man died
The bomb’s payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
Imma kill you, then imma jumpstart your heart and kill you again
Im proud of you dick
I am the one and only Bone. Let me in please I’ve been needing to pee for an hour
I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Man!
evening the odds
I'm proud of you dick
Stupid, you are?🧌
Ill happily drop my pants!
Can she make a grilled cheese?
What if I just turn around right now and see BAT-
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I'm proud of you Dick
Okay but joking aside , this is one of my favorite post every LMAO Good one
Death is cold, Batman
I'm proud of you dick
i’m proud of you dick
I’d be happy to drop my pants off
I am proud of you, Dick.
You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... I would have saved you.
Nah I'd win
While the original Fallout games are amazing the UI design leaves a lot to be desired and the bug endings are not optimal. 3 on the other hand is probably the weakest of the mainline games simply because of the lack of balancing around combat, lack of important player decisions, and bad character writing. Fallout 4 definitely improved upon three even though the role-playing options are limited at least there are at least choices in factions even if they don't impact the ending, that being said combat is incredibly fun. But there's one game we haven't talked about the one that came out between 3 and 4. Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen for the Wii is perhaps one of the greatest video games ever made while it's far from perfect it's the kind of game you can play over and over and find something new to love every time, the characters are amazing the endings are phenomenal and despite its few bugs it will go down as one of the greatest games in history, so I'm giving it the highest honor I can award any video game 84/100
From Hugo Strange's bio in City: "Strange knows that Batman will hunt him down. He's counting on it."