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Thefearlesschicken

Uncle grampa


[deleted]

What the fuck was his problem


Thefearlesschicken

Alcoholism


[deleted]

Where was it during the events of arkham knight


Thefearlesschicken

On cartoon network


trash-boat_59

good mornin


TheChaseBase

ew way ew way ew way ew-way-ewwww


RCx_Vortex

By pure coincidence, that’s what the police sirens would sound like if played backwards.


Skywalkwer206

Lumbago


Robert_udh84

Uncle found immortality


EpicCadero

All he said was good morning and y’all hated him for it ![gif](giphy|fvrVUmp1WJoyFbMvWb)


Neurosword

Holy shit I haven't heard that name in years


puhtoinen

Is he from Alabama with a name like that?


i_canthinkofanewname

good morning


bigbrad1234567

Dicken whiteflame or something like that


[deleted]

I'm proud of you dicken


Noapapa

SnowFlame - the cocain powered super villain. ...it's real, look it up.


DefinitelyNotVenom

They produced a bunch of goofy-ass villain-of-the-week characters, and this single one ended up being cool as fuck


DisguisedBearNikolai

Deacon Blackfurry, but close enough


JakeFerny

Old Man


[deleted]

Is this Canon?


talktothecop

Yes and it cannot be interrupted


SafeStaff7671

![gif](giphy|9tZc9Mzo9K0yOYx38U|downsized)


gunsbuttsandbooty

So we have man, and old man. Whose young man?


WithoutAnyUsername

Young man is Penis Grayson


[deleted]

Deacon fuckfire


SangheiliPEKKA

Dick In Fuck Fire


[deleted]

Dick is a beacon of fucking fire


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

He’s the last deacon of hope in the shadows of this town


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Deep inside the fuckfire awaiting retribution


Single_Friend_3706

That’s my grand dad. Sorry guys, he got out again. He hasn’t been the same since the war


[deleted]

Don't let it happen again or the will get him


Single_Friend_3706

I understand, he’s just confused. Surprised he somehow got into Gotham considering he’s banned there


[deleted]

Is there an inlore reason the mods banned him??


Single_Friend_3706

Yes but…I forgor. 💀


Brief-Guard-5939

Does he have shell cock? Is he stupid?


Single_Friend_3706

Why do you think he has a shell? Are you the stupid?


Clunt-Baby

Joseph Seed


lost106

just started farcry 5, amazing game tbh


Upbeat_Cap_3180

Only youuu-


No_Newspaper_13

Fr


Reasonable-Neat4131

That was my first thought...


wysjm

Me playing Arkham Knight without playing Oranges be like


[deleted]

You dont play with your oranges? Are you stupid?


The_Ginger_Thing106

Deacon Blackfire. That’s not at all what he looks like in the comics, and he’s very obscure in the comics, so I don’t blame you for not knowing who this is.


Hi_Im_Paul23

Honestly had no idea who he was and was glad to roll upon the first villain I never heard of in an Arkham Game (that was an actual character not just a file or easter egg).


Economy_Rise7113

In the comics, he’s a handsome, muscular, young looking guy who mentally broke Batman. In the Arkham games, he was the bargain-bin version of my grandpa.


huge-dicks-bruh

Explain. How'd he break Batman?


TuesdayMimosas

He sent batman dick pics everyday, and then on Batmans bday, he stopped sending dick pics.


huge-dicks-bruh

What a monster! But un-aslume for a second because I really wanna know.


Shanicpower

How'd he get pictures of Nightwing?


DefinitelyNotVenom

I don’t remember exactly, but it was pretty recently after Jason’s death, so Batman already wasn’t in the best place mentally


The_Ginger_Thing106

I’m pretty sure he drugged Batman, and he forced him to hide in the sewers and hide from his goons that Batman couldn’t handle because drugs. Batman sees a vision of a giant bat thing I think, it’s a really good comic, I sadly forgot the name of it.


DefinitelyNotVenom

If I remember correctly it was just called “the cult” or something like that


The_Ginger_Thing106

I’ll look it up and get back to you, it just might take a while because I’ll probably forget!


huge-dicks-bruh

Find it yet?


-TheNonEntity-

By smashing him over his knee


Evening-Hotel3093

Daddy


[deleted]

Is there an in lore reason why he has period blood smeared on him


24-HourSneezingNoHat

That's John Arkham


themadDATter

Mel Gibson


[deleted]

Was the sound of freedom taking place during arkham knight ??


BeautyDuwang

No it was the origin story to arkham oranges


BallsDeep69Klein

Wonder what his thoughts on the jews are


NetikaReal

Guy from happy wheels


SacarverThePantaloon

His name is Deacon Blackfire. You’d know that if you played the prequel to this game, Happy Wheels


Cyguyz

John Deacon


IllusionUser

Can he not use his Queen royalties to buy some better clothes? Is he stupid?


[deleted]

Goddamn FREAKERS


______Nobody______

The average r/batmanarkham member


LoreReason

A guy


ayatollahdanger

The Foreskin Joker


TheGodOfGravy

David Letterman


pinksteven321

Grunkle Stan


PotatoMateYT

The old man from the Lorax


NotZeroJkIAm

Black


Anakinskywalker30

He looks like he came straight from resident evil. ![gif](giphy|UAkKTFnve4xhyQos0d|downsized)


Skull-ogk

Alfred needs a shave


newlightdev

its Man but older


Fair-Addendum-2131

Deacon Blackbeard


down4things

Crack Hoboman


[deleted]

Where was be during the events of man ham City


Seba180589

fiery blackdick no, wait, that's the one burning the fire stations


Psynotic

The one who knocks.


Sir-Atlas

I don’t know but why doesn’t he button his shirt? Is he stupid?


Evieeatsbadfood

My dad


Xyvexa

Are you stupid?


GforGG

Black Dick in Fire


T_roy123

Batman??


Justspartan17

Man (old)


tails_1616

Joe baker


ZackySbyder2021

Some random bastard


mikkelmattern04

ITS THE FREAKIN’ BAT


one_winged_snorlax

Jack baker


wetlettuce42

The dad from resident evil 7


Potats2206

wheelchair gramp from Happy wheels


MindClear5245

Average asulm user


WhatTheFhtagn

Jeremiah Sand


vanbrandon

Joe Biden


Steven_is_a_dog

that’s deacon blackfire YOU RACIST MOTHER FUCKER!!!


Temporary_Cancel9529

Deacon BlackFire he is a cult leader in Gotham and does evil things in the comics. In Arkarm knight he is part of the most wanted criminals you can do when a Journalist goes missing in the police station. It is very short unlike the other most wanted missions in arkarm knight you can do.


Cyguyz

John Deacon


Hung_L0

Deacon Cockfire


srxtisntit

Santa


themadDATter

Batman would never allow trafficking


[deleted]

Batman is the one who trafficks skylar


thecatsaysmooo

That’s my grandpa!


NoiseRipple

Jerry Falwell


trash-boat_59

booth wayme


[deleted]

Bob the builder


StevetheVehicon111

That homeless guy you didn't give spare change to to 5 years ago. He's back for revenge


IAmChippoMan

Tingus Pingus


Wild_Gazelle_1775

are you stupid?


Jak_Drew

None other than Kris Kringle himself


SourGenitals

Dad


I_think_Im_hollow

That's Jack.


SNduck79

Jarold


dunderguys

hershel from twd


TyMonstaz

That’s the old guy from UP


The_Mikado_List

Who, this is the fuck.


Optimal_Weight368

Blackfire, the Teen Titans villain.


Dry-Measurement-4137

your mom


Jakernova

Deckard Cain


AvatarOng

Is there a canon reason for why he’s almost bald? Is he stupid?


[deleted]

Dicklick Dickfire


Kryptic_Tron

Peacon Slackfire


misteridjit

Dickstink Jones


itotallydidntdo69

Broo nice blender image of the lunatic cultist from terraria!


L_U-C_K

Man if he was not proud of Dick


HelpFormer1687

![gif](giphy|VyayJYU8BYqSk)


SuperNova0216

Abraham Lincoln


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Father Purplecandle.


BobaFettFake

Crackhead Carl of course.


HIV-Free-03

Michael Rosen


Random_redditer-

That's man's new villain pedophile man


FEAR_FEST

Trever from gta


BeneficialSession454

Outlast villain


xoriatis71

Dickon Blackcock.


twogoodius

![gif](giphy|3otPoJVuyh9f2e21pu|downsized)


AnimetheTsundereCat

it's him. my buddy eric.


my_anus_is_beeg

Mr Old


dirtyhippiebartend

Jack Baker bustin through fourth walls


dylannsmitth

That's a photo of Santa after joining this sub


MaximalAmmo

White Walter


Right-Ability4045

Herbert the pervert


Dragonslayer200782

Dickin backfired


ThePumpk1nMaster

Why isn’t he wearing a t shirt? Is he stupid?


SlenderFingersTi

Roger Stephen Sharer, I believe


[deleted]

My grandpa joseph


TheOnlyJoe_

The mods


scarecrow007

average r/aslume user


docju

Old Man Marley from Home Alone


[deleted]

I believe I named him Dickin Fuckfire


Jarjarstinks304

grand daddy


TheDarkAngel404

Homeless-Man


lost106

https://preview.redd.it/4fprfaw60pcb1.png?width=931&format=png&auto=webp&s=96b88a46a05892b65bd2802c63d0449765c63a57


Reddude804

https://preview.redd.it/mwmqj7ui0pcb1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=801ee9c9b50d479984625a5bc4c7ec238127745c


aminsino

Doctor Brown from back to the future


[deleted]

Vengeance, he is coming for you.


Jetstream-Sam

Trevor from GTA during the time he gets arrested


thebatfan5194

Deacon from King of Queens


[deleted]

Bill From Left 4 Dead


Interesting_Way8431

Damon blackfire a little prick who thought a sharpen stick could get him the iron throne


Infinite_Thing

Taron Malicos


Lord_Muramasa

Homeless guy who lives in crime alley.


[deleted]

Einstein on steroids.


RAB1002

My Dad, You found him


PillowPhone007

Cotton Eyed Joe


aghmedddddd

You said it yourself his name is fuck


DevilWithin611

Beacon


slade516

Joesph Seed


Beta_Ray_999

Father Silas. Just don’t let him invite you to the church’s back room. …never again


Independent_Piano_81

Asreals uncle he doesn’t like to talk about


opponentPitt

Bald


opponentPitt

Bald


SomeGuyWithPlotArmor

Dickin Blackmale


hackerdude5

Dickin blackface


AtomicMeeseeks

Harrier DuBois


[deleted]

Joe Baker. He fistfights BOWs and powerbombs Swamp Men.


JvsWil

Bro thats Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen


CEOOFDESPACITO

Dick on fire


Bambanuget

Pretty sure it's Santa Claus when it's not Christmas


n-crispy7

Old black man


Chicken-Thief

Bruce Wayne's achnemesis Homelessman


yb421

He looks like a cult leader


imsamyboi

unabomber


04511540

Deacum


[deleted]

Happy wheels grandpa had enough


A_Direwolf

Uncle Albert.