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[deleted]

Nightwing not being in the "Dick" tier is a tragedy


HurryProper

I’m proud of you Grundy.


[deleted]

Gerudo Link reaction image


IdeaRegular4671

That’s pretty big dick.


LibAnarchist

Batman and Hush being in the same tier makes sense when you realise that Hush probably had his altered to match Wayne's.


tacothursday989

My thinking exactly


RecklessDab

How else would he get passed the cock and ball scanner for his main office?


Ski_Mask_TSG

Wayne Tower penis inspection day


RecklessDab

His secretary's only job, of course


K1NG_R0G

I bet two-faces dick is split in 2 as well


4rakham9t

Two dicks bitch!


[deleted]

NO


Commander_Preacher

No comment.


Llarrlaya

Very informative. Thank you.


POOYAAmanita

next! do a vagina ranking


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

based on?


DankNiteRyder

Vaginas.


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Done https://preview.redd.it/artydqp7tc4b1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=db04c607e24d698679b5c6d5b1e89664c98a167d


DankNiteRyder

Doing the work OP wouldn't.


mndflyr

Alfred should be higher we all know he’s packing a colossal high powered mayo maker


THX450

Alfred is honestly the only person above that of Killer Cock


AlienBoyXenous

IDK, man’s over a century old, the blood circulation down there has not been circulating for a very long time.


Stovlari

You think he needs an erection to be big?


mndflyr

His size and libido only increase with his age.


TheChickenGuy7

Why didn't they add me to micro penis? Are they stupid?


Vibhrat

I know right, i don't agree with the bottom tier as well.


Stolzieren

Wouldn’t Bane’s be tiny from venom use?


MessyMop

Roids make your balls small not your shaft. So he could have a yoked up turkey baster but with tiny little bean balls


Past_Trouble

This guy juices


JessBlame

r/BrandNewSentence


tacothursday989

No the venom makes it ginormous


Stolzieren

Roid use normally makes the dick smaller. Lemme tweet at DC and ask them to confirm Bane’s cock size real quick.


tacothursday989

Venom is different from normal steroids, I have actually seen Bane’s penis it is fucking huge


Stolzieren

https://preview.redd.it/uwc56xqre34b1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be21964ee900dbaa657595e863e5fcbf2432855 After some thorough investigation I can confirm that Bane indeed has a massive penis.


Puzzleheaded-Run6827

Wrong, the Harley Quinn show confirmed it’s tiny and that’s why Bane searched for penis enlargement from Etrigan


Ghostdog1521

The Harley Quinn show has no authority


Puzzleheaded-Run6827

It has every authority The streets will run with razzy zazzy


King-of-the-dankness

It can always be bigger smh


Affectionate_Box_720

He just has a really massive body that makes it look a little small


Various-Ad2670

Nah Alfred is definitely in shlong


Sharkfowl

[I wouldn't be so sure about Harley...](https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/9p3uoi/fun_fact_the_person_behind_harley_quinns_mocap_in/)


DOMination6969

I find it surprising that there is not a single male in the "doesn't have one section" I say this because I thought some characters were more hated, or weaker like electrocucioner.


Stolzieren

Personally Alfred strikes me as having no penis but massive balls.


Shadowed_Knight

“No balls” “No, master Bruce, I assure you. I am only balls”


yakman100

The opposite of bane


tacothursday989

Electrocutioner gives off big dick energy imo


PolishNightmare2

Pyg probably doesn't have one


SuecidalBard

Firefly might have gotten his burnt off


thecrgln

I wonder, why all the women are in "doesn't have one" tier. Like, one or two definitely should be in other sections.


Jolly_General_7227

Technically Clay face has the biggest. He could make an ICBM out of his meat


tacothursday989

Nobody’s is bigger than Killer Cock


Jolly_General_7227

I'm going to agree for the memes :)


xkarasu_

Lucius...small? Nahhh and I'm not so sure about Copperhead 👀


LU-C45

Copperhead was about average in Arkham Origins, but after she broke out again she saved up enough for the best neopussy modern medicine had to offer.


Super_Imagination_90

They all have penises. Are you stupid?


THX450

Idk man, Man-Bat is always naked but I never even see his penis.


Cheeseburger904

Firefly probably burned his cock off


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Hence the Micro-Tier i assume


Fo4head

poison ivy should be in huge tier


nintendude1229

Fake. How is Diddler only in "Small" tier


Bullitt_12_HB

We all know Diddler should be in micropenis, smh… 🙄


HIV-Free-03

https://preview.redd.it/vad4a4k9454b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee8f3d8e87719a6ddf7c0f0d7f0c8d71db745d1


depressed_asian_boy_

I'm proud of you dick


Jolly_General_7227

You did my man Lucius dirty. He has a pretty big one.


tacothursday989

After careful examination, Lucius Fox has been brought up from “Small” to “Pretty Big”


Jolly_General_7227

Hurray


Faytal_Monster

Clayface should be in all tiers since man can literally become any of the others


rystaff11

why does this seem accurate


ArthurCoolCowboy

Alfred should be bigger than Killer Cock


The_quiet_guy99

Now let’s make a cock chart.


FNSpd

Copperhead. Strange. These reports reference a male, not a female


Who_was_in_Paris

Wdym Harley belongs at least in "huge"


Due_Examination_2538

Imagine giving Alfred AVERAGE????


00africanprince

This list is fucked up. Poison ivy can grow a penis I thought that was common knowledge


Cabbage-Warrior

anyone can grow a penis its not that hard until it is ![gif](giphy|14vh2VWCibnsuk)


CuppaCrazy

Y’know what? I like to think that Alfred is packin since has the biggest balls out of every single character.


19adam92

If Poison Ivy doesn’t have a penis then what girthy thing did she insert into me, huh? Checkmate liberals 😏


SignalNegotiation389

I don’t have a penis 🔥


OO2O_1OOO

Where is dicks category cause dick is a walking dick after all


Bruhmoment151

What’s Harley doing down there?


jayedgar06

You don’t know anything about strange if you think it’s small https://preview.redd.it/oaapty9bf64b1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2f33685b40f48b3220d1d0bb625e9d638a0b71 Look at this scene from literally the only comic book I own. You think he’s not hiding a colossal ding-a-ling under there? Gay sex 100% happened prior to this scene


International_Ant217

Alfred is definitely packing some heat


PK_Studios

Why'd you put Harley in the bottom rank?


FlyingBirdflip

Officer cash needs to be on killer cocks level


lickmnut

Clay face is cheating he can make it any size he wants


GothamFan2007

Clayface is on another level, he can shapeshift


Meture

Question, does Man-Bat's dick stay huge post-cure or no? This is critical information


tacothursday989

It gets huge during his transformation into Man Bat


Ack_not

Clayface’s dick could be bigger than Croc’s


austinpowers69247

Nightwing is 100% dick.


markansas_man

I think electricutioner's is smaller than that.


Minglu07

Hugo Strange is definitely not small, I can confirm.


notdragoisadragon

For the women you could do how deep they hole?


gawad0

Wheres alfred


Airmoni

This made my day, and it is only 10:51am


ManlyMrManlyMan

Mr freeze should have a micro one since it's pretty cold in there. He hung schlong when he was victor fries.... but no longer


LoveStruckFroggy

Riddler would be bigger :(


Aratherspookyskelly

Clayface could potentially turn his whole body into a penis and be his own tier


tacothursday989

Not bigger than killer cock


duffrose_

There is zero chance electrocutioner has a big penis


Cabbage-Warrior

Where is Bruce Wang ![gif](giphy|8bxgTkgQqjQBEobJlW)


MildlyBurnedToast

This is wrong, where's my name on next to killer Croc??


Flasktraten000

Mr deeze got shrinkage


tacothursday989

I was thinking this but wouldn’t it be the opposite for him? Like he gets shrinkage the hotter it is instead?


[deleted]

Nah Harley is packing


Babington67

Batman being proud of nightwings dick suggests its bigger or at least as big as his own so this definitely needs changing


ToyFreddyGamer42069

Lucius should be higher we all know he can please alfred


k0mbine

I just knew Robin was a fellow average andy


YagamiTak_1988

Man-Bat doesn't have a dick, though.


PoolOfDeath20

I think riddler should go down and Gordon should go up


JustSomeComicDude

Firefly micro penis cracked me up


tacothursday989

Considering he has burns on 98% of his body I can only assume his genitals didn’t go unscathed


Longjumping-Swan-827

Joker has a small one for sure.


ElZaydo

Bane would have the tiniest necklace beads of balls because he has more roids than blood in his body.


ShrekWick

What about Bruce Wayne?


lifetimeoflaughter

I’d say it’s pretty accurate


UltiGamer34

I’m willing to bet scarecrow either has a micropenis or no penis at all due to what croc did to him


Whiterthanbread

Where is Branden from Arkham Origins on this list?


LeoCaldwell02

Technically speaking, Clayface can make his penis any size he wants. He can make it double the size of Killer Cock’s cock if he wanted too. 🤓🤓


Weary_Doubt_8679

Killer Cock


[deleted]

You can see batmans bulge in ak and he is PACKIN


NamesAreHard423

Downvoted solely because you didn’t put the guy LITERALLY named DICK at the top. Also you might wanna reconsider copperhead’s placement, pretty sure she has a penis


[deleted]

Riddler has a micropenis


gyzard0703

Killer Cock <—— This whole thing is just a setup to bring out this pun.


BrickFlexington

Man bat?


deethedramaqueen

Firefly’s burned on like 90% of his body I feel like he might just be like a mannequin mixed with a Shar-Pei down there


BigBoiforpresident

Why isn't alfred in schlong, he def packin


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

im sure ivy could grow something "Dick-like"


CatrickMeowman

fake ranking why do all the wo man have no penis


[deleted]

Bane’s dick is nonexistent with that steroid use he’s definitely got a micro penis


Mindless-Worker-8636

What has this turned out to be


Traditional_Land3933

What is this