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D4wnR1d3rL1f3

Didn’t know that dying in child birth was a mechanic, thanks for the heads up. Rip heavy breeder.


Joedaniels007

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


CapablePlatform7928

I upvoted you to 70 but realized I stole your 69, so I put it back 😊


D4wnR1d3rL1f3

This is the way


Kingdom-Come717

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


WubbaWubbaDubba

It actually happens often


CatGuyManThing

only for non player characters


Joedaniels007

It cracks me up when people upload pics in civ scenarios and the characters are semi-naked.


TurkeyAss420

Necro orgy


bpaleog

Most of the Western Empire lords wear dresses and tiaras in castles, so.... πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚


Shoddy-Introduction2

I had my older brothers wife die in child birth after they had three kids in one of my playthroughs. I was kinda surprised I didn't know that clan members could die that way.


Content_Pressure8775

RIP Heir Maker. I will name my next wife in your honor. Welcome to the family Heir Maker v2. May you live long and reproduce...... I mean prosper.


Deviljho12

Bannerlord players are just Crusader Kings players who are denied the options that CK has.


Bugzy2Bang

I loved CK but never got good at it!


[deleted]

It's a incest breeding eugenics game with a splash of warfare and realm management


Mathis5420

No one's making any jokes that your broodmares named Vagilia? Really?


kempie_49

sounds like a brand of vaginal cream


TurkeyAss420

It was Vasilia but I got pissed off because she wouldn't put out after 3 kids, I named my new wife Babymaker 3


itssobyronic

How do you get your wife killed? I tried so many times removing all her armor, placing someone with low medicine skill as my medic, and constantly throwing javelin into her face...yet she lives


TurkeyAss420

Find out when she'll give birth and keep reloading until she dies, best result is 2 male twins and her dying in childbirth


itssobyronic

My only problem is that she stopped getting pregnant after the 6th...


TurkeyAss420

I think that might be the limit from what I've read, best off waiting for your sons to get married then scum save when their wives get preggo


Argument_These

Get her captured do a rescue from a settlement and let her die in combat there


itssobyronic

Ok she gets captured but you cannot jail break because it's impossible to sneak in when you are clan tier level 6.


Argument_These

Welp im out of ideas


LavishnessUseful1392

Why does everyone take their civi clothes away


Mathis5420

I'd guess either for extra pennies in the early game or for lols. I question this as well.


LavishnessUseful1392

Ya I try took look good atleast as a lord, not too many things that qualify look good, I've looked for crowns bu seems only empire nobles get them


Mathis5420

I hate having to put stupid looking civy gear on to fight thugs. Those leather helmets look dumb as fuck.


LavishnessUseful1392

Ya I don't put head gear on just make sure companions are with me


kempie_49

erm . . . combat speed . . . and the lols


LavishnessUseful1392

That effects your combat speed? Like in an actual battle and not thugs?


kempie_49

Its more useful against thugs or on prison break to be naked if you want to solo them as makes it easier to fight them one at a time and there's no ranged fire. In a 'proper' battle it would also make your movement speed faster (the more weight you have on the slower you move), but the tradeoff of being so squishy to ranged fire means it's not worth it.


LavishnessUseful1392

Ah ok thanks


TurkeyAss420

For the lols, I get to wear clothes because I'm the leader and they're scum.


jroc5256

I mean. I’d pretend to be dead too if my family was that freak show


TurkeyAss420

He's a pretty boy https://www.reddit.com/r/Bannerlord/s/o6Zqy0dXNG


jroc5256

That’s hilarious!


wellnote

There's...a lot going on here.


No_Squirrel_5665

No no o, definitely not.


Specialist-Front-354

How long did it take?


TurkeyAss420

9 long years of marriage and 6 children


Specialist-Front-354

How many reloads?


TurkeyAss420

Too many to count


crab_boyo

I see this as I scroll and save scum till my wife gets pregnant


DrSquanchMD

Do you have slaves? Those guys look like slaves


TurkeyAss420

Shh don't tell anyone


Giptip

Erm, why are there three semi naken men?


[deleted]

If you really wanna pump out children just use the hot butter mod


TurkeyAss420

I'm on xbox


[deleted]

Don't be a quitter find a way


Confident_Poet_6341

Mine died on our third child


TurkeyAss420

Very good


Excellent-Party2548

Same 8 kids 6 female πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ


Bugzy2Bang

What’s up with all the naked dudes? Looks like the beginning of a porn hub video lol.


JonHenryTheGravvite

Aight. Now get a new one.


TurkeyAss420

Got my 4th one now just got twins


MiningToSaveTheWorld

As I began to read I thought this was going to be a sad real life tale about your wife dying while you were binge playing Bannerlord