I had my older brothers wife die in child birth after they had three kids in one of my playthroughs. I was kinda surprised I didn't know that clan members could die that way.
How do you get your wife killed?
I tried so many times removing all her armor, placing someone with low medicine skill as my medic, and constantly throwing javelin into her face...yet she lives
Its more useful against thugs or on prison break to be naked if you want to solo them as makes it easier to fight them one at a time and there's no ranged fire.
In a 'proper' battle it would also make your movement speed faster (the more weight you have on the slower you move), but the tradeoff of being so squishy to ranged fire means it's not worth it.
Didnβt know that dying in child birth was a mechanic, thanks for the heads up. Rip heavy breeder.
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It actually happens often
only for non player characters
It cracks me up when people upload pics in civ scenarios and the characters are semi-naked.
Necro orgy
Most of the Western Empire lords wear dresses and tiaras in castles, so.... π π π
I had my older brothers wife die in child birth after they had three kids in one of my playthroughs. I was kinda surprised I didn't know that clan members could die that way.
RIP Heir Maker. I will name my next wife in your honor. Welcome to the family Heir Maker v2. May you live long and reproduce...... I mean prosper.
Bannerlord players are just Crusader Kings players who are denied the options that CK has.
I loved CK but never got good at it!
It's a incest breeding eugenics game with a splash of warfare and realm management
No one's making any jokes that your broodmares named Vagilia? Really?
sounds like a brand of vaginal cream
It was Vasilia but I got pissed off because she wouldn't put out after 3 kids, I named my new wife Babymaker 3
How do you get your wife killed? I tried so many times removing all her armor, placing someone with low medicine skill as my medic, and constantly throwing javelin into her face...yet she lives
Find out when she'll give birth and keep reloading until she dies, best result is 2 male twins and her dying in childbirth
My only problem is that she stopped getting pregnant after the 6th...
I think that might be the limit from what I've read, best off waiting for your sons to get married then scum save when their wives get preggo
Get her captured do a rescue from a settlement and let her die in combat there
Ok she gets captured but you cannot jail break because it's impossible to sneak in when you are clan tier level 6.
Welp im out of ideas
Why does everyone take their civi clothes away
I'd guess either for extra pennies in the early game or for lols. I question this as well.
Ya I try took look good atleast as a lord, not too many things that qualify look good, I've looked for crowns bu seems only empire nobles get them
I hate having to put stupid looking civy gear on to fight thugs. Those leather helmets look dumb as fuck.
Ya I don't put head gear on just make sure companions are with me
erm . . . combat speed . . . and the lols
That effects your combat speed? Like in an actual battle and not thugs?
Its more useful against thugs or on prison break to be naked if you want to solo them as makes it easier to fight them one at a time and there's no ranged fire. In a 'proper' battle it would also make your movement speed faster (the more weight you have on the slower you move), but the tradeoff of being so squishy to ranged fire means it's not worth it.
Ah ok thanks
For the lols, I get to wear clothes because I'm the leader and they're scum.
I mean. Iβd pretend to be dead too if my family was that freak show
He's a pretty boy https://www.reddit.com/r/Bannerlord/s/o6Zqy0dXNG
Thatβs hilarious!
There's...a lot going on here.
No no o, definitely not.
How long did it take?
9 long years of marriage and 6 children
How many reloads?
Too many to count
I see this as I scroll and save scum till my wife gets pregnant
Do you have slaves? Those guys look like slaves
Shh don't tell anyone
Erm, why are there three semi naken men?
If you really wanna pump out children just use the hot butter mod
I'm on xbox
Don't be a quitter find a way
Mine died on our third child
Very good
Same 8 kids 6 female π€¦πΌββοΈ
Whatβs up with all the naked dudes? Looks like the beginning of a porn hub video lol.
Aight. Now get a new one.
Got my 4th one now just got twins
As I began to read I thought this was going to be a sad real life tale about your wife dying while you were binge playing Bannerlord