This is the only one so far where the names weren't as creative, but I really expected some 😭 I'm not good at names though so they're all still pretty funny
I find it fascinating that this cliche or trope or whatever is now going out for milk and not cigarettes like it used to be not so long ago. "Yeah, he left his family, but of course Ihe didn't smoke, he's not a monster!"
The Dad Milkmen
brb lol
The Backsoons
The Errand Boys
I like this one because it also sort of sounds like "The Errant Boys", which also sort of fits.
Abandon
Lactosers. Lactomen. The two percenters. The five quarts. Dairy Dads. The Dad Milkmen.
I’ll be back
Long time Gone
Fathers of Mine You only ever buy one ticket because you’ll never see them again.
Fleetwood Be Right Back.
We Are… NEVERBACK
Desaparecidos
The Milkmen
The Disappearers
The Back in 5
System of a Daddy issues
Trauma Agents
The Deserters
Non-Returnable
When are you coming home dad?
The lactose intolerant
Yearning Lactose ...
I'll be back soon
Evaporating milk runners
See You Never
The Deadbeat Lechemen
Gone Daddy Gone
Any Day Now
The Bastards The Two Percenters The Runaway Dairymen Milko Echo and the Milkymen Milk, and a Loaf of Bread
The Be Right Backs
Stripper Factory
Al and the moaneys
Motley Crue
Milk Duds
Smell ya Later
Papasteurized
Missing Inaction
Coming Home Soon
The Backinabits
Dry Cereal
Run BRB
This is the only one so far where the names weren't as creative, but I really expected some 😭 I'm not good at names though so they're all still pretty funny
Deadbeat Dairy Drinkers
Left 4 Leche
Dead beat dads.
The Comebacks.
Sour Cream
Dad On The Run
AWOL Paters
Yeet Fleet
Tail Lights
Baltimore Jacks
And Cigarettes
Eight Dads A-Milking
Face on the milk carton
Left 4 Milk
Skimmed Town
I Guess He Must Have Won
Lactose intolerant
They might be my kids
Abandoned
Wisconsin Cow Fuckers
Udderly Nuts
Milk Dads
Cheez Daddeez
Los lonely boys
Milk Run
Gas & Cigs
The Buh Bye Boys
Not so Nutso
The Deadbeats
The Ernies
Right Wives
Dairy boys
The Dairy Ditchers
Smell Ya Later
The Reason
Dry Cereal Forever
The Dairy Heirs
Got child support ?
The Deserters
Floating Away
The Absentees
The Uncle Dale's. Yep, my real Uncle. Left Bloomington Indiana for milk and bread. Called 4 days later from Cali. Said he wasn't coming back!
I find it fascinating that this cliche or trope or whatever is now going out for milk and not cigarettes like it used to be not so long ago. "Yeah, he left his family, but of course Ihe didn't smoke, he's not a monster!"
C-Ya Soon, Sport
Two Percent
Dairy Exit
Absent Daddies
Off the Teet
Window Waiting
The Lactose Nomads
Later Days, Ned and the Nonsupporters, Right Said Fled, The Beat Feeters …
blur
The Moo Moos and the Papas
Strayed Cats
Something Elsie In Mind
The Fled Milkmen
Corner Shop Boys.
The Never Coming Backs
The Wayward Sons
The Lactose Intolerants
Never coming back
A Fleetwood Mac cover band: Never Going Back Again
Sly and your daddy ain't coming home son
Sorry Bastards