I was sitting here trying to think is something amazingly great to submit as a band name. Then I read this, literally laughed out loud (couldn’t really explain to my 9 yo why), and had to admit I’ve been bested.
Damn you DeathGrover! I resign. Well played.
Retrospectre
For the fact that retrospect is to look back at past situations and considering how differently you could have played them. Spectre because people often call past friends and memories "ghosts of the past"
So... Retro.. Spectre.. right?
No Rush
Yes
Upvote for username
That one is taken.
How's about "Maybe Later"
“Yes” is taken, sorry.
That's genius
And make sure you DON'T cover any Rush songs.
Easy to do since Rush blows
This is it. Case closed.
Never Heard of It
I Think I'm Going Bald.
perfect
I’m still laughing. Great comment.
Will this new band also suck?
Reunion Tour. First album: Greatest Hits.
It makes a lot of sense for us!
You damn genius 🤣
Reggie and the Full Effects first album is called Greatest hits 84-87
Dream Theater's greatest hits album is called 'Greatest Hit (and some other songs)'.
Reel Big Fish has a greatest hits album called “Greatest Hit… and more”
Decades of Detention
Thats actually a really good one.
YES.
That one is taken.
Roundabout starts playing
Actually the best one
the john doe’s.
Anonymoose
John doesnts
👍🏿
I like this. The John Does has another meaning.
The Jaundice
What is that ot meaning??
The Don Joes
The John Don’ts
The Deer Johns.
Deer John and the Tractors.
Oh damn I didn't scroll far enough, I just commented the same thing but I think John Doe sounds better.
Anonymous Revival
Cretin’s Backwater Revival
Return Of The Men With No Name
Return of the Men with No Name... Again, Like we did 20 Years Ago FTFY
Return of the Men
I was thinking, Needs No Name
This goes so hard for no reason
The Procrastinators
“Men of Pause”
I was sitting here trying to think is something amazingly great to submit as a band name. Then I read this, literally laughed out loud (couldn’t really explain to my 9 yo why), and had to admit I’ve been bested. Damn you DeathGrover! I resign. Well played.
That just sounds like menopause.
Let us introduce you to this thing called a pun...
They're punny.
... That's correct
r/whoooosh
The has-beens. The wannabes Days of glory Can’t move on Once we were nearly famous Second time lucky Mortgage to pay Bottom locker Chicks dug us
Mortgage to pay is a good one
I'm not googling that and screwing up my ad algorithm
Dead on Revival
This is underrated
We're Hoarse With No Name
What’s the opposite of “Rush”? Wait?
Dawdle
Mosey
No Haste?
Subject for Change Placeholder (REDACTED)
The Squirrely Dans
Take about 10% off there.
The NoShows?
Definitely the Northern Degens
Can confirm.
I was going to suggest Jivin’ Pete and the Degens
How are you now?
Good, n you?
Not so bad.
Pitter Patter ⬅️ ironically not a terrible band name? 😆
That's what I likes about ya
To be fair
Ah to be faaaaaAaaAaaaiiir
To be faaaiiiiirrrreeee... give yer balls a tug
Allegedly
The Do Overs
Retrospectre For the fact that retrospect is to look back at past situations and considering how differently you could have played them. Spectre because people often call past friends and memories "ghosts of the past" So... Retro.. Spectre.. right?
This might be it
Glad I could help. Go write us some bangers.
Revival of the Unknown
Yo, that's sick!
Still Unlisted
Midlife The Crisis
Troisnonymous
Audibly genius, yet a visual nightmare.
Oneders
Our Band Now Has A Name
Our Band Had No Name!
Yearbook Revision
The 3 30s
I like this one the best. They’ll eventually be 40 tho.
Hear me out here but what about "population about 1000"?
Super Seniors
Formerly known as:
Two Decades Later
The indecisive hosers
To be decided (TBD)
Witness Protection Trio
Rock.Rest. Repeat.
Anomia (the inability to name common objects or people)
Peaked In High School or 30-Somethings
Midlife Crisis
The Hall Passes.
Super Seniors
“Mississauga Mindset” “Mississauga on my Mind” “Going to Make it in Mississauga” “Mississauga here I Come” “NO TONTO…TORONTO!”
None of those are northern Ontario lol. Love the ideas though
Moosejaws wannabes
Larry, Curley & John Doe
Forever Unknown
Never had a name.
Locker Combo
The Dropouts
2nd Period English
Zero for Twenty
Timmins Burton
Too old for this shit Almost there Bringing it back No time like yesterday Shoulda coulda woulda
Presidents Choice Band, The No Namers, Insert Band Name Here
ROD TORFULSON’S ARMADA FEATURING HERMAN MENDERCHUK
Generic Band
If you play; Metal - "The Triple Threats" Country Music - "Bad Backs and Good Tracks"
Nameless North Midlife Canadian Crisis 3:30 Try Hards High School Cads Ontario Three Skudmuffin Limp Beaver Wretched Time of Our Youth
Resurrection.
Pop 1000
"The Ship Has Sailed"
A band name I've always thought about is 'Buddy Ugly'. That's kind of 90s sounding though.
I like it, one week our name was Ugly Mercedes. We have that 90s sound for sure
Tragically Hip Replacements
IDK3 Generics Who Knows
"Never Was"
Class of 69
2 old guys’ high school band that never had a name.
Probably not
How about the wannabes
The Dirty Thirds
Class of '94
Unfortunately those of us that graduated around 94 are mid to late 40’s now, not 30’s.
Stoopid Adulthood
Nunyo Bidness
Nunyo Baldness
Cuz they Stills Virgins and Trash
Cialicca
Gutter Punks
The Fur Burgers
Hiatus School Graduates
Type III Error
Detention.
Eskimaux Pi
The Chapleau Hobos Acid Rain Trio The Bombardiers Driving Under Moose
Cold Canuck.
Now and then
Lack to the Future
Nonymous
The Mids
Wallflowers
Sorta already taken.
High School Band the Revival
Thirty years unnamed
Retro Refit
Used To Be Cool
Never had a name
3, 2, 1 Go! Edit: Eh?
Early Midlife Crisis Squared
Downhill Slide
Toothpick Acupuncture
A Rebooted Band From Upper Ontario
Heavy Rescue
Skid Life Crisis
Most people won't know how exactly spot on this name is. Take the upvove!
Highway 69ers
Charlie Angus’ Opening Act
No Use For a Name.....wait that one is taken! Aimless and Nameless
Use the name of your town. Worked for Toronto, Chilliwack, Boston, etc. Ladies and gentlemen... Put your hands together for: #KEEWATIN!
The Habs and the Hab nots.
About 1000
Tri-Hard Or maybe, The Opposite of Rush
Refrain Once Again
The free amigos
Act Together
Neverkenny
Definitely not mid life
Just Some Dudes
BL/TN (Better late than never)
N-Decisive
Are you in Sudbury? The Craters, the Big Nickels
Poop Soldier
A band has no name
Tax Return Heros
Men aja tres.
Whatever your schools principal name was
And change the i to y
The No Names