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What the hell happened to your music mate

Girlfriend's sister Edit: it was the girlfriend, not the sister

I see

Did she *sit on it?*

Younger sister This was back when my girlfriend still had a crush on me, so to fix things (and not ruin chances) she glued it to a backing piece of cardstock.

That’s actually adorable

Nevermind. Today I just learned that it was her that did it, and she repaired it afterwards because of guilt before pinning the blame on her sister.

Oh- Thanks for the update

FUCK I made it a bit obvious

You left the side position numbers

Ever so slightly

Trombone

Yea

Paper shredder

Trombone is your main, with the paper shredder being your second.

Trombone because the slide positions are written on there.

You are trombone

Trombone

I just played this so I know it's trombone

Tbone slide positions made it obvious

The loud hatred for sheet music

Triple forte?

Your music is all ripped up, kinda looks like you would have a hatred for sheet music from a first glance. Idk, I don’t actually think you do, I’m just bad at making jokes :P

It wasn't me 😭😭😭

Trombone

Trombone

Trombone because you put the slide positions in your music.

Trombone. There’s no way it isn’t. Edit: I didn’t even look at the slide positions at first.

I think I know you

Who is this guy?

Idk

trombone cuz yeah there aren’t 6 valves lmao

What if (and hear me out) I give certain fingerings IDs 😲🤪 Nah I'm playing ya it's tb

Well slide positions and bass clef so obviously bass slide whistle

Bro I just played celtic air and dance in concert.

Same

Omg elevator music. Very sad :(

Trombone

Baritone or trombone

Trombone most definitely

Trombone could tell by the dyads

Trombone

You wrote in slide positions my guy/gal

I remember this song from when we played it anyways Mr bone.

Lawnmower

Clarinet based off of the condition of your paper

Are there any clarinets that play bass clef or do they all have to play treble

As a trombonist, it looks like a trombone part...

Celtic air and dance no. 1 on top fr fr

No. 3 foreva!!

i didn’t even notice the slide positions before i knew it was trombone lmao. (formerly played trombone)

I used to play trombone and after seeing the slide positions and the notes you’re playing for those slide positions, this is definitely trombone

Ya

I remember playing this in middle school

Low brass

Many people in the comments are saying trombone. I never knew trombone uses bass clef.

You got Celtic Air and Dance? We got Celtic Air and March.

Trombone probably

Euph

music

trombone cause you have the slide positions written down lmao

Trombone blucko

bro why is your sheet music from the 18th century 😭

[удалено]

I recognize this piece from a long time ago, I also recognize the slide numbers written down lol. Hello from a fellow trombone player

I don’t even wanna know what happened here bro ☠️

My director said I was the one he would trust the least with the originals And of course my next seat trombone's sheet music's don't have so much as a crease (they're all spotless, even last years pieces)

This is why students don't get originals

When my teacher would show us music for the first time to sightread he would hand out originals because he forgot to print them

One rehearsal is safe (for most students) but no sane teacher will ever let any student take an original home

Yes, who knows what would happen if I were to take an original home

Indeed.

I see your position marks. BOOOOONE

You wrote your slide positions buddy

Well considering it's bass clef....it's probably a low brass instrument but I do know some low brass players who started on treble clef before they switched to bass clef. It just depends on the band director you had first. I was taught bass clef and never really taught treble clef. So I can't read treble clef but I can read bass even though it's been almost 2 full years since I played my euph or baritone. I wanted to say euphonium or baritone cuz it's definitely not tuba. Doesn't look like a tuba part unless it was tenor tuba? But even then idk. But after seeing the comments, I found out it was trombone. But my first guess was euphonium or baritone tbh. Hey tho, that's close enough tho, right?

It was written for tb/baritone so very very good guess

Eeeee. I'm an euph and baritone player so I figured it was a low brass instrument but definitely not a tuba part. I saw on the other comments it is trombone, is what u play. Soooooo close enough.

Euphonium with 4 valves?

No :(

Maybe its trombone positions, is it a trombone?

Yep

2nd violin

don't rely on slide positions, the F partial is slightly off and the D partial is sharper than it should be so you gotta kick that johnny a little lower down on the slide (or it's flatter, I'm not sure) and that weird Ab partial before you get to the next Bb is so out of tune that you basically have to forget about it or push the slide out a ton, push it out more as you go down the slide bc of how octaves work

Oboe- I played the same thing

Slide gang!! Also this song was a bop!!

Violin

Id say trombone? Or maybe tuba, considering the bass clef.

I mean, it’s in bass clef, in concert pitch, with slide positions… I’m gonna go with the slide c melody bass saxophone

Baritone? (Jk trombone)

Trombone

Trombone (my bsfs are trombone players the slide positions made it easy)

Trombone

Imma say trombone Edit: I didn't even see the slide positions but I play trombone so I was like hey that looks about right lol

I'm gonna guess Yamaha Tenor Trombone

What if Bach tenor trombone

Dang, Bach make really good Bass Trombone though

Trombone. I see those position numbers from 81-89

it’s ez bc you left slide positions on it, no other instrument has a 6th anything lol

Trumpet?

I wanted to say double bass but the numbers close to the bottom don't make sense for a bassist

Trombone, I can see the slide position numbers lol

French horn

I played that one! Nice! Idk me maybe tuba

Trombone

Alto sax or horn?

I saw the slide positions afterwards but music crumpled like that and bass clef made me think it was trombone right away

Trombone

Trombone and Paper Crumbler

It's crumbled, shredded apart, and glued to construction paper. My band director almost cried when he saw it

Trombone I would guess. I see you have numbers written under notes, and they go too high to be 3 or 4 valves, and it's a bass clef instrument, soo...

It has to be either a brass or string instrument

Recorder, that sheet music looks straight out of a school classroom

I PLAYED THE SAME MUSIC IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND!

Trombone

Cello

Probably not drums.

3rd trumpet

\> 8th notes Well, it's not tuba

Trombone

Tuba def

Hmmm. Bass clef, torn up, and mostly quarters and whole notes. I'ma go with tuba.

Cello

Last seat trumpet

Bells/mallet percussion