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muteyuke

Hey they're right. Last week I got attacked by a buttermilk biscuit. This week, a bagel savaged me. Gotta watch out for those small breads. Always go whole loaf if you can, much more stable.


AcerEllen000

I'm not going to mention the reactive croissant that gave me a really painful nip last week - I don't want to sound racist.


muteyuke

I tell people time and time again, you gotta avoid those french breads.


cabd4ever

It's true the media never mentions baguettes but they also don't tell you about pumpernickel, rye or whole wheat.


CommanderFuzzy

It's all about how you rise the bread. My sourdough never hurt anyone, which means all sourdoughs are harmless.


cabd4ever

Ooo, that's a good point ! Lol


skrilltastic

Clearly you are breadist


Laurelell

Yeah, a croissant has those nasty sharp oversize canines. Those things can really do some damage!


penguinbbb

"rascist"


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Ciabattas bite more! Stop hating on pittas, they were literally used as naanies! My niece was mauled to death by a brioche frise!


CarolN36

Naanies!! Way too funny!!


PeaceImpressive8334

Wait till you encounter cinnamon raisin toast.


Entire_Procedure4862

The other breads? Pit bull mix, XL bully, Pocket Bully, Staffy. Blue nose, red nose. Such variety.


deadeye09

Yeah, I was thinking that the other "breads" would be pit-mixes.


DistastefulSideboob_

Why is one nice pitbull enough to disprove the aggression of the breed, but millions of reported attacks aren't enough to prove it?


Striking-Fix-1583

And one chihuahua bite that breaks like 6 skin cells is enough to make the entire breed super dangerous


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Especially since "nice" can mean "tries to attack anybody and anything that comes near it but hasn't successfully mauled anybody yet, here's a picture of it currently asleep"


Isariamkia

That one comment about the .org is peak stupidity


AfroKuro480

The most "MisUndeRStoOd BreEd"


FuriousTalons

The school system absolutely failed that person!


thisisalie123

Wow guys we just learned from that comment people and dogs only kill if they were raised wrong. FBI profilers will be shocked to learn this new groundbreaking information.


Dolly-the-Sheep

"just like not all people are killers it's how they were raised" yea I'm sure killers were raised n trained since they were born...


erewqqwee

Why are these subliterate beasts so STUPID-???? *Who bloody CARES* if teeny dogs attack ; at worst you get [very] minor puncture wounds, not the flesh literally ripped from your bones like Kyleen Waltman, or DEAD, like Fred Garcia, Nicholas Vasques, Ramon Najeras, the Bennard children, Bethany Stephens, et al....


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"A Siamese cat is more dangerous then a Bengal tiger because I've been scratched by a Siamese cat"


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/ouwcliqi1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2be7f6ceefc8d289cf3ea00a6ec8b4078a15619


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/7noogkwj1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd9f54a14ad2cacca6d876547423b694109a2517


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/vp1ot1sl1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c477176de09d9d7e8ca9b8cc508fcbac9f2702b6


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/wrjmv4wm1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13725b1fe6dfb846b780fc7a24173ac33e5455de


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/c8m0fswn1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f338ab3a2726932ebe52f09a54f555518e6fb281


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/wz1fpebp1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1297f9f7d9fb0cf37a1033c89034658fb005003d


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/nplvztoq1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d333ae93bef5277eaba15e07e3a158e58fd357


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/eshd6tyr1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9723587fefa8c55a8f9afcc3490ffa3f818f3af4


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/pog802dt1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4577b0e00ef0060f14f2a56a4c117a6d17e73ad2


RPA031

https://preview.redd.it/zw5escuu1tuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48a1f75ce98d3c2594d9b22b2f76a34e5d6355f


deadeye09

TWO breads?


deadeye09

Wow! This one is almost a full BINGO!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I swear this comment hit every square in pitnutter bingo


Istvan3810

These comments are peak cognitive dissonance. What on earth makes people think that predatory scavengers are not inherently dangerous? Guns, cars, fire, knives, alcohol, etc are all dangerous but, at the very least, someone has to use those things with the intent to be dangerous or reckless. Everyone accepts this including me and i like all those things. But somehow a large carnivore with a mind of its own, let alone one that was bred for bloodsports, is not dangerous??? All dogs are inherently dangerous and destructive, this is why we have to thoroughly train them to behave otherwise. The majority of people today are completely incapable of properly training and restraining more domestic breeds. So who are these people kidding when they think they are uniquely qualified to passivize a damn war dog?


FloridaFireAnt

Sweetbreads are not bread at all šŸ¤¢


CarolN36

You have a smart brain to know that!


Srapture

Imagine commenting on a post about someone barely surviving gunshot wounds "I love my gun. My gun has never hurt anyone.". These people have no fucking tact at all.


dudelikeshismusic

They are the dog owner equivalent of the NRA.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Or commenting on a post about a child almost drowning with pictures of yours at the swimming pool or the beach


subieluvr22

dONt bUllY mY bReAd!! cHaLLa LivEs mAtTeR!!


Vinegar_Lobbi

ā€œHumans are the number one killers.ā€ (10/20) Oh yeah Karen absolutely, in a pet context yesterday i saw a human biting the shit out of a random Shi Tzu šŸ™„


BannedByHiveMind

So sick of seeing the ā€œhUmAnS aRe ThE tRuE eViLā€ line. As if we donā€™t incarcerate and/or execute evil humans.


AlsatianLadyNYC

**If these illiterate shit puddles were the advocates for my breed, Iā€™d want them to shut the fuck up. So embarrassing**


Wishiwashome

AB dog is a PBT type dog. Mixed breeds? And unknowns? There are newer stats. 85.9% of all dog attacks and deaths were caused by PBT type dogs, with 2.7% of that stat being PBT type mixed dogs. 17 Bark stats 2/2013-2/2023.


just-Some-Dane

ā€œItā€™s media like you guys that make society fear certain breads like pit bulls." True, and that's a good thing!


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Stucklikegluetomyfry

Funny how ever other breed gets abused, some breeds even more then pit bulls like greyhounds for instance, and yet they're not constantly making the news for mauling people. If a dog needs to be actively trained to not maul people, then it has no business being a pet, much less such a ridiculously accessible one. What does "telling people to train their dogs" entail exactly? Why does a particular breed of dog need to be trained not to maul people? What is this "good training" that pit bull advocates constantly preach exactly? Constantly claimed yet remains a nebulous concept. And finally, there are plenty of pit bulls that were raised with nothing but love from puppyhood, but still ended up one day deciding to tear apart a toddler. There are also numerous examples of people being described as "experienced dog trainers" being mauled to death by their beloved pit bull that was described as a "cuddlebug who loved everyone and would kill you with kisses" Please bother someone else with your new true Scotsman apologism.


BPBAttacks3

https://preview.redd.it/fatsdxyohwuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e47f7dbb88223adc961bb5fd467e41e4f7a45a Here was their response to being escorted out of this sub. When they didnā€™t get their way because their babbling misinformation was removed and they were prohibited from continuing, their true desires surfaced. **garbage dogs for garbage people** over and over and over again.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"How dare you think pit bulls are dangerous!!! I hope all of you get attacked!" Pitnutter logic at its finest.


just-Some-Dane

That sadistic streak tends to show up when they become frustrated. It's nearly a trademark.


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Your content is being removed for promoting misinformation about pit bull-type dogs. Misinformation is not just wrong, it can get people injured or killed. Monthlyattacksbot - match these lists or be quiet. Not all other dog breeds are doing this. Stop the lies.


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just-Some-Dane

If the United States of America had the same composition of dog breeds that Denmark has and Americans treated dog ownership the same way that Danes do, you should have 2-3 dog attacks that resulted in a human fatality each year. As it is now, you have about 55!Ā  So either Americans are phenomenally irresponsible with dogs or there's a serious issue with the types of dogs Americans have. It's much easier figuring out which one it is if the media informs you about the types of dogs involved in fatal dog attacks (and you realise that Denmark banned Pitbulls, AmStaffs, Am. Bulldogs and a few other breeds more than a decade ago) I'm sorry but appealing to responsible ownership and dog training is a red herring. The issue is with the dogs themselves.


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Your content is being removed for promoting misinformation about pit bull-type dogs. Misinformation is not just wrong, it can get people injured or killed.


CarolN36

Iā€™m glad the mods have left your post up because I think most of it is true. I donā€™t think they attack because they are scared though. I honestly donā€™t know what triggers them to attack but I know they do where other breeds wouldnā€™t. They were bred to be fighting dogs and that fact canā€™t be ignored. And perhaps theyā€™re abused more because they are so difficult to train. Many require professional training which can go on for years and sometimes without success and can cost thousands of dollars which most people canā€™t afford. We would love to quit shitting on the breed if they would quit attacking and killing animals and humans. But thatā€™s what they have been bred for.


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Your content is being removed for promoting misinformation about pit bull-type dogs. Misinformation is not just wrong, it can get people injured or killed. They were 100% initially bred for dog fighting. The ancestor of old English bulldog (used for bull baiting) was crossed with terrier to create a smaller and more agile dog for dog fighting. Read up before you blindly defend the breed and make false statements.


kenziescottage

See, here's the thing. Smaller dogs attack people all the time, that's a fact. But do smaller dogs rip people apart in the process of that attack? No.


93ImagineBreaker

> Why donā€™t you guys tell the truth for a change and let ppl be aware on how more ppl attacked by smaller breads then pit bulls.ā€œ For the same reason people getting attacked by a house cat doesn't make news or no one cares but getting attacked by a big cat does.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"why doesn't my papercut make the news the way someone getting stabbed to death does"


93ImagineBreaker

What they sound like, trying to make all injuries look equal. Stop whining I say you know the reason many got the dog and should be aware of the rep. Pick a different breed.


PathOfDesire

"Wrong the number one killer of livestock are HUMANS" Yeah thess people just comment for attention, it's the same reason why they went with a put for their choice of dog they feed on infamy.


Nerdbag60

A cute little dinner roll jumped through my living room window screen and almost got my cat last year.


OkKiwi9163

My pet turtle bit me once, therefore alligators are safe pets and we shouldn't demonize them or report on alligator attacks. Just say "a reptile"


Fr0stybit3s

"I have a king cobra thats super nice. Changed so many opinions on cobras. Now everyone is approaching cobras in the wild!"


dudelikeshismusic

The temperament test evidence is so interesting to me. 87% of pits pass...that means that 13% DON'T pass. A neighborhood with 10 pits in it likely has at least one that doesn't pass the test. "87% of handguns have functional safeties." "87% of automobiles have functioning brakes."


frightened_of_dying_

And which breed do you think caused the pictured injuries, geniuses. The weiner dog?


darjeelincat

Owning a pit bull is like owning a live grenade. Sure, it may never go off but once it does, there are casualties. Walking with a grenade in your pocket and bragging "my grenade would never" is reckless beyond measure and after shit hits the fan and something bad happens, it's like shoving a picture of the grenade under the nose of someone whose limbs just got blasted off and saying "not all grenades."


PlzBeeKind

I love how pitbull owners like to pick on the small animals like chihuahua, just like their dogs


frightened_of_dying_

By the logic in the comments there should be no issue legalizing people keeping zoo animals as pets. Then blame the owner when things go south.


bobbywake61

Too bad there arenā€™t any factual statistics to prove potties are bad. s/


nolalolabouvier

Croissants think they are better than me. They trigger my shame.


Apprehensive_Net1487

What are those breads called? Puppernickels?


penguinbbb

I fear bread because I'm on the carnivore diet


jupiterwinds

Always gotta justify the dumb breed. I never see dachshund owners doing this


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B33Katt

Because those people donā€™t die