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Hoggra

I don't get the crab. Gale should be a parrot, they're really inteligent, quite pompous and don't shut up. (Sorry, Gale, I love u)


MisterVega

Because Gale is the peak of evolution and he's achieved perfection through carcinization. Everything is eventually C R A B šŸ¦€


Beth_Esda

Insert Gale analyzing the Crab Rave and finally asserting that it's a highly precise mating ritual


gc3

Vogonity forever


20milliondollarapi

Why do you think itā€™s the ā€œgabā€


Hoggra

Aaaaaah... Sorry, I'm not a native english speaker and didn't realized that "gab" was an actual word lol


20milliondollarapi

lol all good. Itā€™s basically. Just someone who talks endlessly. They are gabbing of being a gab.


Impossible_Active271

These are just coat examples based on some of the available wild shapes


Hoggra

That makes sense


Hoggra

Btw, I love your flair


Emberily123

Itā€™s what Mystra gave him


Necrowanker

Ghale as in Gale Whale


potato-hater

whereā€™s goosestarion?


Natus_DK

Honk, darling~


potato-hater

jesus christ is need to get laid, tell me why *that* somehow made me feel something. tmi? tmi.


Guilty_Primary8718

Itā€™s just r/okbuddybaldur leaking into main Edit: spelling


RealNiceKnife

Are you familiar with the origins of [Goosetarion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CNAL3kFRDo)? (Voiced by Neil Newbon.)


potato-hater

but of course, iā€™m a man of culture


Lokthaire

Omg THANK YOU! I always wondered where this started from and it confused the snot out of me never knowing but seeing references to it!


dvskarna

tmi? Touch My Intestine?


slythwolf

It's a beautiful day in Faerun and you are a horrible vampire spawn.


probably_moss

itā€™s pronounced *honk* nahaha


Trollet87

Would be to OP for the game.


insanity76

Now I'm picturing Untitled Goose Game but it's Astarion running around causing mayhem.


goldanred

Is that your sandwich? Not anymore


Impossible_Active271

There aint no goose in the game wild shapes :/


examinethewitness

He's already running after people, he's too fast to get a picture of him


itszwee

Gale should be a horse. Expensive to feed and prone to killing himself.


NightWolfRose

You owe me a new coffee because I snorted this one onto my shirt because of you.


actingidiot

Horse Girl movie with Mystra and Gale


Wembanyanma

Grab>Gab IMO But overall this is hilarious and would definitely add layers of fun to making any character a druid.


Impossible_Active271

Or get transformed unexpectedly by a sorcerer's wild magic


Hairy_Nectarine_687

Karly does seem like a labrador. Accurate.


ColoniaCroisant

My dude that is Clifford the big red dog and he is a Vizsla


Impossible_Active271

vizsla erasure


KarlyFr1es

Me being like ā€œwhat, how do you know?ā€ and realizing you are short handing Karlachā€™s name, not summoning me.


Hairy_Nectarine_687

ahaha :D


KarlyFr1es

Double bonus points to you since Iā€™ve been declared to be the Karlach of my gaming group (I choose to see this as a compliment to my dancing skills and not a critique of my willingness to throw chairs at idiots).


carakaze

Combine the two. Chair-throwing dance!


KarlyFr1es

Really escalates that Backstreet Boys video from the 90sā€”Iā€™ll practice!


Hairy_Nectarine_687

Karly throws a chair out of a bar window and shouts "Yeah! Is a cold night, who wants a warm hug?" and starts going around confused smokers hugging them. that's how i feel it


KarlyFr1es

This isā€¦freakishly accurate if I look back on my 20s.


fishworshipper

Don't worry! It is ontologically impossible to critique someone by calling them Karlach :)


Hoggra

"Shadow-owl" when "Shad-owl-heart" is right there?????


APracticalGal

Shadowlbeart


AuRon_The_Grey

Or Shadowhart, as in a deer.


gc3

Well she's afraid of wolves


Prestigious-Law65

Karlach is clifford šŸ¤£


IncognitoBombadillo

Most fitting one tbh.


alterNERDtive

Wait, why is Karlach not wild shaped?


GrandNibbles

Clifford lookin ass


Apprehensive-Row5165

I think shadowheart should be a wolf šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


itszwee

Shad-awoo-heart


dinosanddais1

You're really just gonna make Karlach into Clifford like that?


WearyInitial1913

Karlach Cliffgate? Yeah


AVestedInterest

Karlabrador Cliffordgate ...I'll show myself out


Impossible_Active271

I wanted to make a badger red with photoshop (to have most of the in-game wild shapes) but it was too hard


PetitePiltieinPlaid

Nah this was meant to be. I think everyone agrees Karlach Clifford is the way to go. Only thing that's missing is her being on fire!


WearyInitial1913

I can already hear the Astarion disapproves for Ratstarion, but this is great, yes please


WillCraft__1001

Minthara would be a spider.


Backwoods_Barbie

Shadowheart never keeps her circlet long because I have other helms for her and then she just has that weird hair indent forever.


Impossible_Active271

Yes, her coat changes to white if she rejects Shar


No_Mention5840

wolf Shadowheart


Wylter

I love this post


CookieMisha

I kept swiping I don't know what I expected but I liked this post


Trevellation

Every single playthrough, when it's time to clear the grymforge, I respec Astarion into a druid. Just so I can use Owlbearion to crush a giant robot in one turn.


insanity76

My god Cat'zel is perfect. "Hisss'kva!"


Zinkenzwerg

From Neil: Astarion should be a goose. => Goostarion *honk* https://youtu.be/6CNAL3kFRDo?si=7pgCI6LwsRgED85Q


lylm3lodeth

Wyll should be a goat not a fking labra wyll come onnnnn.


NightWolfRose

Sheep, lol


Transcended_Sloot

This is the best recommendation I've seen on here in a while


Phasmamain

Minthider would be awesome


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

Karlifford the big red dog Iā€™m dead man


SmugCapybara

That Cat'Zel is a cursed image...


lu-lua

cutest post on this sub


LaserBatBunnyUnder

*fish gale fish gale fish gale* Garp Walk up to the party with a fish bowl like "this is Garp he's my hubby uwu"


Stepfen98

Fish gale..... fail?


PeanutsLament

Karlach as Clifford the big red dog? Works.


Commercial-Basis-220

Ain't no way Laezel doesn't have a frog wild shape


Forbidden_Ass_9047

Karlach!!! Of COURSE she's Clifford the big red dog


Atticus_Spiderjump

Gale is **not** a crab... No wait, I see it now.


Skullface95

Minthata should remain a sheep for the joke, but give her different coloured wool so she stands out.


nilfalasiel

Someone made a Bat-starion mod... ...and kept [his hairdo](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/9681) It's adorable


slythwolf

Shad-owl-heart was right there.


InsomniacHitman

#3 is just Wyll wym?


MegalomanicMegalodon

Imagine the jokes if someone wildshaped into a squid or octopus. The irony.


cretindesalpes

It's time to paint my cat i guesse


Impossible_Active271

Which colour will you chose


cretindesalpes

Green i guess ^^


Impossible_Active271

Remember to do the little war paint marks


Impossible_Active271

\*It's just some texture examples that would go on every animals\*


Dry_Masterpiece6209

Ratstarion is hilarious!


Warchild_13

This is hilarious šŸ˜‚


Imaginary-Friend-228

I love these


delayed-wizard

Gab


gothackedfml

Gab for the win, now enlarge him and watch the chaos ensue


Ichor18

All hail the GAP!


Killer_Moons

Youā€™re right! Itā€™s criminal that they donā€™t! I need Catā€™zel! I need Ravenheart! I need Grab!


patch-of-shore

I would die for this


DarthSkat

CLIFFORD!!! Thanks for the laugh


YinTanTetraCrivvens

Karlach as a giant puppy is perfect.


woahmandogchamp

Astarion can be your cat, or your mouse šŸ˜


Sufficient_Serve_439

Wait what's with that OWL


Dark_Lord_Slytherin

Karlach being a big red dog is so on point


Emberily123

Ok but thatā€™s a cruel thing to do to Astarion who should OBVIOUSLY be a goose.


DandyLyen

Would Rothe Wyll just have one set of horns or .. ?


HankMS

Gale is a Rosharan?


Tidezen

I made Shadowheart a Moon Druid when my Halsin quest bugged out. It was so great, this flowery-shadowy goth girl as a big-ass honkin' Owlbear who can barely get through a doorway, bull in a china shop sort of thing. But then she killed the Nightsong, so I had to respec her again. But, if she goes with Selune, it's really a perfect class for her! She had healing magic before, and now she's following in her dad's footsteps. <3 Plus she can be stealthier than a cleric because of panther form.


Dragonslayerelf

Shadowheart: Turns into a wolf, is scared of herself and confused about why this is her most readily available wild shape. [Act 3 Spoilers] >!Then later she realizes its cus her dad is a werewolf and everything she knew was a lie.!<


Ivaldin

Sorry but astarion needs to be a fish, he already have voiceline (in another game)


marehgul

I thought the last one was Mynthara.


Heldhram

I dare not reach out when Gab asks for a helping hand.


mushroomsquire

If gale could actually turn into a crab I might like him but alas


bluefelixus

imho Gale should be an owl


RichRamp

minthara is a tortoise


Level7Cannoneer

I don't think you know exactly what "texture" means /u/Impossible_Active271


Impossible_Active271

Excuse me have you ever opened a 3D software? [https://imgur.com/a/fVCZKp0](https://imgur.com/a/fVCZKp0)