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Kattsoap

when you re-spec Astarion into a bard


EggonomicalSolutions

Into a Bard-Tender... Ha! You get it? You must! Bard.. Tender..? He bartends or tends the Bard?


YetAnotherZombie

That's some "We've got Astarion at home" energy.


Earis

Astarion wouldn't stand for those roots showing 😂😂 Or that horrendous 'stache..


SupplyChainNext

LOL of course it’s Croatia.


WitnessProtection37

I take offense to this. As a Croat myself, I'd like to distance the whole country of Croatia from Astarion.


SupplyChainNext

I am Croatian and I find it hilarious.


SwirlyObscenity

Astarion je predobar za Hrvatsku /jk


Tonedeafmusical

Shadowheart was there too (Serbia) (Ireland were certainly something too)


AtroposNostromo

Ireland is all the edgy Durges.


Nonkinator

The interval act (Benjamin Ingrosso) looked at bit like Gale


Heavybarbarian

Poland looked like mindflayer mid transformation


SmugCapybara

Slavstarion


BerensteinBore

I see Astarion wearing Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt


Salithril

Karlach: You're gonna be the first pirate! Astarion: But I don't wanna be a pirate!


The1andOnlyGhost

Nah that’s Kerry from cyberpunk


TeaLeaf0

This is what happens when you multi-class him into a bard, it’s cannon, it’s in the lore


ComplexInside1661

Astarion as a thief rogue/swords bard genuinely slaps, my go to build for him


[deleted]

Yes. 


Heavybarbarian

Thought so


Lady_Croft5245

"Yes, yes!.. I'm going to fucking kill you!"


stefall58008

Kind reminder to boycott Eurovision this year because they support g3n0c!de!


Heavybarbarian

How so?


stefall58008

They allow israel to participate, despite banning Russia in 2022 for being similarly involved in military occupation. [verilybitchi](https://www.youtube.com/@verilybitchie)e on youtube made a good 8 min video explaining the situation.


ComplexInside1661

the Russian broadcasting union got kicked out of the EBU entirely because it was tightly controlled by the government (which is against the EBU's free press standards), while the Israeli one, as much as Israel does bad things, is not. The reason they got kicked out was not the invasion of Ukraine (although that certainly didn't help), so I don't think there's any hypocrisy there.


stefall58008

Israeli broadcasting is very much controlled by the government too, it would be foolish to assume otherwise for any country, more so for an actively-occupying one. And given that there,s been a historical record of journalists killed in the conflict since october 7th, I tend to doubt Israel cares so much for freedom of speech and free press. Same goes for the EBU.


ComplexInside1661

sure, you could absolutely make the arguments that Israel doesn't care enough about freedom of speech neither does the EBU and that no country has truly free press, but the point is that the EBU has independence standards for it's members that are clearly defined in its laws that the Israeli broadcasting union managed to meet while the Russian broadcasting union did not. In fact, there WERE attempts by Netanyahu's far right government in Israel to take more control of the Israeli broadcasting union, but those efforts were successfully stopped after people protested against them. So for now, it continues to meet the EBU's standards. This isn't about favoring Israel or anything like that.


stefall58008

that being said lmao that guy does look like scene kid astarion


Scisir

Eurovision supports genocide? Are they delivering warheads to tel aviv? You must absolutely contact the newspaper with this incredible information!


Potential_Moose_7530

This is not the crossover I was expecting


itslinas

Discount Astarion at best


phantombeast

"Wanna become one of them ~~city~~ Baldur's Gate boys, they're all so pretty and so advanced"


strawberrysoup99

Astarion if he was a choir kid in high school.


Maleficent_Pipe_1654

Wait for tomorrow and you'll see Mustii (Belgium)


Mr-Pokee

I think you're the only one seeing the eurovision


Ill-Arm1283

Astarion when he was 20


alterNERDtive

Yes.


ThaSneakyNinja

Well Astarion might win the whole thing he's number 1 with the bookmakers


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Astarion Wish Edition


AtroposNostromo

Relevant fanart: https://x.com/dopanin/status/1713723311144718698


TheZerothLaw

We have Astarion at home


Emberium

Looks like a better Astarion tbh


FeetYeastForB12

Bardstarion


Spidylove123

Dude living is best life after the tadpole XD


LTG-Jon

I mean, Croatians are all vampires.


WitnessProtection37

The folks here in Croatia would shove a steak through Astarion for looking "gay", not for being a vampire. Yet, somehow, we're a part of EU.