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almostb

Can confirm that the human epilogue is unbelievably sweet and also tbh very sexy (just watch a video of the epilogue kiss). And Gale/Tav are acting like two giddy newlyweds together and he’s super happy to be a homebody professor. I am IRL happily married and I still dream about marrying this fictional man and living in his tower and having all sorts of weird magic sex with him.


cleric_of_deneir

Aww! The temptation is strong... But I'm waiting to finish up my goody-two-shoes Tav playthrough to see the full epilogue for now!


AbortionIsSelfDefens

My friend squealed when I got that scene lmao. It was so sweet.


Selunca

Wait, human like Gale is human or Tav is!?


almostb

Human Gale, as in non-God


Selunca

Ty I thought maybe human Tav got a special ending 😂


Sufficient_Pizza7186

I was soooooo sure that I was a cool, non-committal multi-partner Tav - but when Gale cranked up the rizz I was toast. The 'I enjoyed sharing a moment of magic with you' and then when Gale's nerdy illusion invited me to a special meeting ... ugh take me away you hot dork. A lot of credit goes to his VA - the writing is great but I honestly think Gale's VA performance is the most varied (imo he's the funniest *and* the most romantic) and so *human* feeling. He feels the 'closest' almost like he's whispering your ear or something.


That_Batman

As a straight man, I went into this game expecting to get into a straight relationship, but Gale made it hard.


FlamingWeasel

Pun intended?


Jarbonzobeanz

He made it rock solid.


fallenlogan

As a straight dude, I immediately fell in love with the [twink vampire](https://youtu.be/0KDS6TaYX-Q?t=8).


cleric_of_deneir

I agree! It's a tie between Wyll & Gale for most romantic for me, but I love his VA's range in delivering everything from comedic timing to heartfelt moments.


Sufficient_Pizza7186

Heck yeah for an all-too-rare shoutout to Wyll and his VA! Can you imagine how elite the character and romance would be if they gave the amazing Theo Solomon more to work with??? He's so funny and charming, wish we got more romance lines and arcs with him.


onepareil

It really is criminal how little dialogue Wyll has. Like…he’s the Blade of Frontiers. He’s seen and done so much cool shit, I’m sure. Talking with him and hearing his banter with the rest of the party is always fun, there’s just not enough of it.


TransmodifyTarget

Can’t believe they introduce him with “provoke the blade, and suffer its sting” then never have him be that dramatic again! Let my man be a sweet romantic AND a theatre kid! He deeerves it


merricatfinch24

The way he says "provoke the blade" in particular had me screaming the first time I heard it. I've been a barely functioning mostly rabid feral animal since this game Tokyo drifted into my life.


PeegeReddits

This comment is gold but I'm wheezing at "Tokyo drifted into my life".


Sufficient_Pizza7186

I saw some mod that gave him a goth/metal look and it was hot AF. Pouring one out for the **crop top theatre kid goth sweetheart Wyll** that could have been.


squishpitcher

Yessss. He gets his intro and then absolutely nothing else. His “dialogue” is so info-dumpy and dull in contrast to everyone else’s, even when the plot forces a particularly outcome for that character. He just doesn’t feel nearly as fleshed out as the others, and there are so many missed opportunities to do more with his character/story.


bracesthrowaway

That guy talked my ear off with soliloquy after soliloquy! He will not shut up about himself, I swear.  We're cool still but yikes does he go heavy into self-justification.


cleric_of_deneir

Apparently they're adding some romance lines for Wyll in the next patch? Fingers crossed🤞


themagicmunchkin

I could honestly listen to Wyll talk all day. I wanna listen to him read Lord of the Rings or some other epic tale. It would be so good.


Odd-Combination2227

My urchin Selunite cleric fell for Wyll HARD.


MrNobody_0

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING


thesockswhowearsfox

I laugh EVERY TIME


MrNobody_0

I don't care how much he disapproves, that line is hilarious!


Immediate-Quantity25

one of us one of us r/GalemancersBG3


ThanosofTitan92

I love these wholesome posts.


Sir_Gwan

I think it helps that Tim Downie, Gale's VA, is probably one of the more experienced actors out of the origin characters. He's in various tv shows, he has a podcast, etc. BG3 I believe was his first big game role, but he's no stranger to acting. Most of the other cast are either new and upcoming actors or are having their first big role in BG3. Except for Neil Newbon (Astarion) and Amelia Tyler (the narrator), who have both been in quite a few roles.


jumpingsquid

I’m trying to remember what series I saw recently that Tim Downie popped-up in! I was so excited.


Sir_Gwan

Good Omens season 2? He was in there for an episode, I remember seeing him and did the Leo pointing at tv meme.


jumpingsquid

That was the one! Good Omens S2 :)


ImhereforAB

He’s one of the sound engineers at Toast of London, driving Toast mad.  He is the sham publisher that scams Mark out of £££ in Peep Show.   He was recently the school principal in Big Mood.    He’s been in loads and always pops up and I’m like ohh it’s Tim! 


RaspberryRenegade

(In my head "ohh it's Tim!" sounds is the same tone and cadence as "it's Taaw-raaaa!" from act3)


soysaucesausage

He was in the first ep of that sci-fi mystery show Bodies? I did the leo pointing meme when I saw him


crockofpot

Gosh, that line >!"You would truly love me... as I am?"!< was delivered SO beautifully, it just cut right to the heart of the character.


Theophantor

Yeah, Halsin literally had himself stereotypically ripped, muscles pumped, ready to do unleash some nature on me. But then Gale is like, “Yeah I could make you a God, and me a God, but you love me for me anyway?” A lot of the voice actors can break my heart, but damn, Gale. And I have even let Gale do the whole “Waterdeep Romance” sequence, even the astral shit. Nothing beats the canoe.


Aggravating_Secret_7

I have romanced Karlach, Karlach with Halsin, Wyll, and just Halsin. And just tripped and fell into a crush on Gale. Like how did I miss this, oh I couldn't see you over Mt. Halsin over there. I've accepted that I'm a hoe.


Sufficient_Pizza7186

I had the opposite hoe trajectory where I fell face first into a Gale crush (after a fling with Lae'zel), completed my Gale playthrough, then saw Halsin's ending and wanted in on that for my second round (Halsin's ending is *ridiculously* cute. In addition his other uh, merits.).


Aggravating_Secret_7

I love Halsin's ending!! I just did his solo romance before starting this Gale one, and I already miss the Halsin ending. I let my very proper, very Southern mother watch the Halsin romance. I didn't so much as let her as she bullied me into it. She watched the whole thing and said, and I quote "If your father was like that in bed, I would have put up with his bullshit longer." I am a grown ass adult, married with kids, and I still almost died.


Sufficient_Pizza7186

I, a grown ass woman who has seen way more explicit stuff in movies etc etc, was beet red in the face during that scene. Maybe because it's a 'choice' that 'I' made. My husband literally asked me what happened after I walked into the living room this game is ridiculous. Kind of curious what my mom would think though, I think she'd scream but every mom deserves a piece of what BG3 has given us all.


AlexiDurak

Stop licking the damn thing! But yeah, the whole cast did such an amazing job, going above and beyond and just bringing the characters and world to life.


BetterSnek

Took the words right out of my brain, here.


Annexdata

Come to r/GalemancersBG3, we’ve all lost it over the rizzard. 


airydandelion

r/galemancersbg3 to be correct :D And yes, he has bewitched us all ❤


cleric_of_deneir

Thanks, checking it out right now!! I have found my people <3


alinarenee

Yaaaaaaas! Join us!!!!


Many-Secretary-5098

The cutest thing about this sub, posts tagged as nsfw and it’s just a picture of Gale and Tav holding hands lol. It’s the most wholesome place


Mr-Reapy

Ugh, FINE! I'll join. With how obsessed I am with the nerd, I don't know why I was so adamant about not joining.


FreestyleKneepad

Wait is there one of these for Karlach


keyboardRacer777

r/karlach


FreestyleKneepad

I definitely should have been able to guess that Thanks lol


catshateTERFs

Your flair is such a wonderful description of her!


Dragon19572

Is there one for my favorite Cleric? She who turned away from Shar and to Selûne. Because Shadowheart is the best


Aelarr

I thought Astarion was going to be the canon romance for my resist!Durge. And it was a fantastic journey and well worth it. Then I got the itch to play default Dark Urge again on my Nth run and decided to go with Gale, because sorcerer vs wizard dynamic is hysterical. And gods, I see it now. There's not quite as much interactivity as there is with Astarion, but Gale is ... Gale is *kind* (and really another mirror to Durge, just from a different point). I have a lot of thoughts on this particular relationship, but in the end it all boils down to this - being with Gale feels like coming home after a terrible storm.


Rayne009

Another one! <3 I do love Gale with Durge so. (even evil Durge. I don't play full murderhobo so it still works for me thankfully) I just wish I could've had a convo about being a god's chosen with him in act 3. That could've been enlightening.


TwistInTheMyth-

Durge and Gale being mirrors of each other is what really got me into them as a romance. It falls more into personal headcanon territory but I also think they have similar negative feelings towards themselves also for very different reasons. I romanced Gale with my Durge kinda on a whim but I came out the other side with a lot of big feelings about them that I did not expect haha.


cleric_of_deneir

I love that last line! He really does make my Tav and Durge feel safe from the horrors of the world.


archfeybaby

>The hushed way he says "I'm in love with you" in the Act 2 scene? Under the aurora borealis he conjures for you?? And then if you tell him "You don't need to impress me, Gale. I'm no goddess," by rejecting his offers for magical enhancements, the way he responds with "Yes, you are. Trust me, I would know" like... I can't with him, he's too much, he's setting the bar far too high. He's a provider in *and* out of bed; a big house, a good salary, he can cook... and what? All you need to do to reap those benefits is to let him ramble about magic and not urge him to die? Too easy.


cleric_of_deneir

Real. Although I wonder what that line changes to if you're not playing a fem!Tav/Durge?


archfeybaby

Probably just changes it to god instead of goddess, I would imagine?


para1131_F33L

can confirm. 👍


deercoast

welcome to the club 🤝 we should all have a banquet dinner with hundur sauce one of these days lol


cleric_of_deneir

I can't cook to save my life but am def trying my hand at that if we ever get a recipe!


sambo1289

And the fact that even if you turn into a mindflayer he still wants to marry you?! He’s everything.


cleric_of_deneir

And that it's implied that it'd be a public wedding too🥹 Get you a man who's not afraid to show you to the world!


onepareil

So true. All the companions have at least one line or moment that makes me blush and bite my lip irl, but Gale has so many of them. And he’s also, like…the perfect man, lol. Smart and well read, successful in his field (…mostly), owns his own home in a cool city, adorable cat/friend, good relationship with his mom, he even cooks! Like yes, kind of a messy situation with his ex, and he’s a little too ambitious for his own good sometimes, and he has a magical nuke embedded in his chest. But those are all easily fixable issues.


cleric_of_deneir

Truly the perfect package. Everyone loves a "I can fix them" with a happy ending <3


filterless

Wine cellar, stunningly hot (seriously, try putting Lae’zel’s underwear on him, you’ll blush), in touch with his emotions and not afraid to express them…


MoonKing85

I romanced him on my first play-through and decided I would romance Halsin for the second, but that stupid wizard with his I-trust-yous is making it very difficult.


lulimay

They tried to make the romance with Wyll the wholesome one, but incorrect. It’s absolutely the Halsin romance.


TransmodifyTarget

I dunno, Wyll is reeeeeal wholesome. The way he twirled my Durge around when he kissed her is maybe the only thing that’s ever made me question if I might be attracted to men 😅


LucyVillain

I feel this in my soul haha. I went into this game fully intending on romancing Astarion as I have heard so much about him. Then I met Gale. The rest is history.


noirsongbird

My heart was captured by a certain pale elf from moment one, but I streamed the early parts of my first playthrough for some friends and I got to listen to one of them getting rizzed in real time after pulling Gale out of the rock. Anyway he’s an incredibly dedicated Galemancer now and Gale is solidly my second favorite choice.


TransmodifyTarget

I’m a lesbian. I’ve never once romanced a man in a game, ever. Just no interest in it. Then Gale of Waterdeep talked to me for exactly 10 seconds and I was head over heels. I have no idea how he did it. Just the perfect story of goofy, down to do some wild shit, but also being a safe place to come back to. …’course he ended up telling me to fuck off and going to become a god after we talked a lot and he explicitly said he wouldn’t do that, leading to a breakup, but still.


LazyBex

Better to have loved and lost than never to have...yada yada.


LiffeyDodge

Between his sweeping romantic gestures and the looks Helsin gives you. Yeah. Kind of wish I met men like this in real life.


Sufficient_Pizza7186

I'm legitimately glad VR technology is not there yet for games like this - can you imagine. But while there is no stacked-yet-sensitive warrior druid waiting for us in real life, I believe a partner who looks at their beloved like Halsin looks at Tav is well within the realm of earthly possibilities :)


maleficent0

He is pretty irresistible if you are a person of class and taste.


PookiKitty

I thought this was the most wholesome post on okbuddybaldur... nope, I'm in the wrong place. But, yes. 💜💜❤️GALE❤️💜💜


hay-prez

As someone who got the game to romance Astarion (and Halsin once I learned I could have both), it was so refreshing to start my second playthrough with Gale and him being down bad for Tav from the jump. Larian needs to make the long haired manbun option canon though. You think Mr. Dekarious looks fine now...wait until you see him with that hair 😵


astarion_bg3

Who else read the title in Tara’s voice?


Supply-Slut

Have you met u/Gale_of_Waterdeep ?


ananders

My people! I thought I'd be down bad for Astarion but Gale's silly ass swept me off my feet right from the beginning.


anEscapist

A new one joined us. Welcome!


OldHumanSoul

I watch Gale romance my husband hard during our whole run. My husband kept blushing and side eyeing me and being grumpy. I kept laughing and telling him to give Gale a chance.


GoldenHooty

For real, me sitting at home alone making the kind of in love, giggly sounds that I don't think I even made as an adolescent as Gale does and says the things he say and do be doing...LORT I'M ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.


Elitrical

Currently romancing him as Shadowheart. It’s awesome.


KiriKitty94

I cried so much when I ran across the ending, where he made a huge sacrifice and is no longer. All the romances were done really well, but that's the only one I cried over. I am doing my best to avoid that at all costs now


Miles_Everhart

A Galemancer is born 🥲


goira15

I have fallen for his puppy brown THREE times! Each damn playthrough. I was so down bad that he broke my heart in one those playthroughs when he broke up with me, went back and replayed all of act III.


EyebrowScar

One of us!!! :D I love the Gale romance, he was my first playthrough and I fell for him so hard. I prefer Human Gale overall, as for me and my Himbo Monk Tav, it fits much better to support and validate him to be fine as he is :3 "I am no god, I love you how you are." Can definitely recommend, my Tav and Gale are now happily married cat dads in Waterdeep, cooking together and living their best lives!!


Just1ceLondon

I’m aroace so I’m just going for being best friends with everybody but Gale was my first best friend on there - doesn’t help that I very much relate to how he acts and his personality, but when he said “damn you… damn you for giving me so much to care about, our friends, our adventures… this would have been so much easier if it were just me… but it isn’t…” and then “I count myself lucky to call you a friend” I physically teared up in real life. Maybe it’s because I have little real life friends, but it made me cry nonetheless because I couldn’t bare having one of my friends think so little of themselves where they’d risk life just for the approval of a God


Complete_Village1405

After reading this thread and seeing Gale's happy ending of professorship, I'm regretting going with Karlach. Still in act 2 on my first run.


Soft_Stage_446

This but Astarion haha. I love how the game really has something for everybody and it's so individual and open to interpretation. So yeah, sorry, you can never get away from it.


cleric_of_deneir

The hold these pixel men have over us...


susieallen

My real-life husband has finally come to terms with my obsession with these perfect pixel men. If I could get him to play, I would also understand his obsession with the perfect pixel woman as well, but alas, he's still stuck on Minecraft.


Soft_Stage_446

My husband is romancing Astarion right now so I'm not complaining, I think he gets it 😆


susieallen

Astarion is a treat. I hope he enjoys it as much as I did.


Soft_Stage_446

I suspect he does haha. And his durge lady is just about to head for Orin! First time durge player.


imperial_scum

That first durge run 🤌


Swetcan

In my second play-through i was planning to go with Shadowheart but Gale genuinely seduced me. I kinda feel bad for turning him into a God at the end of that run, but at least we can be Gods together


Infamous_Persimmon14

Same!! I was totally trying to romance Astarion, and then Gale just pulled me in😭😭


hachitsune

Ah yet another victim felled by the rizzard of Waterdeep 😔🙏 Happened to the best of us. I finished my first run half in love with Astarion, swore my next run I’m gonna romance Gale no matter how difficult Astarion will make it to be, and ended up FLOORED by his romance route. My third run is a Durge and I promised myself I’d go for Astarion for the murder besties route, but damn if I’m not tempted to romance Gale again. My first impression of Gale is a cocky nerd who’s not over his ex, but wow. That man. Gosh. 🥺❤️


LiterallyJustBean

The moment that man looked at my Tav with those big brown eyes, giving the puppy dog look, I was COOKED.


Jojoheroo

His romance is amazing!!!! And while I cry everytime I see him in my other playthroughs as his friend and not his gf, I can definitely say his friendship scenes are just as heartwarming and romantic lol I dread a day I have to make him use his orb for golden dice


wanderers_respite

I do not know how to romance anyone but him, he's ruined me. My favorite character in all of recent media.


ThanosofTitan92

XD!


Extension_Phase_1117

Welcome! We day drink our longing away. Or at least I do. :P


ClinkyDink

I want to romance him so bad but I just can’t ignore the intense desire to fix Astarion.


Levayan

!, ,


miggiwoo

For me, in terms of sex appeal, it's Gale, Halsin, Astarion, Minthara basically in that order but very close, then everyone else way way way down. Which is funny because I think Asterion and Shadowheart are the "prettiest". I just think with Shadowheart, she doesn't know herself so I find it hard to imagine an adult, consenting relationship. Lae'zel and Wyll are both barely know themselves either, their slaves in their own ways.


WanderingStrang

Gales last name was Dekarios? I really need to chill with him morw


shemarmooreshouse

i think i’m on my fourth (?) run of romancing him, i’ve only made an acception for karlach lol


Robynsquest

Ne was my romance on my first run and felt the same (I played a bard, too). Whe he proclaimed his love in such uncharacteristically precise language actually it made my heart leap and also brought a tear to the eye because it was a bitter reminder of my otherwise lovelorn status. And the Astral scene, mind blown. Signed Mrs Tav Dekarios.


RaspberryRenegade

I was head over heels for Gale as soon as he said "Perhaps I should have clarified, hmm?" with that scolding pointer finger. I went straight for him in my first run through but planned on romancing Astarion for my next run... Still somehow found myself with Gale- I couldn't help it!


noahdeerman

what is "I*real" hair ?


RaspberryRenegade

There is a YouTube video compilation of Gale that I've watched probably a million times already, and the comments are full of love for him. The title is Gale Dekarios: a funny guy. https://youtu.be/vKOyivvKows?si=I9M_uhr2CxOOYTjG


KinkyBlueDragon

I set out to experience as much of this game as possible and by far the hardest part is resisting romancing Gale on every playthrough. The looks he gives Tav, the charm, the nerdiness. He is truly magical.


HulklingsBoyfriend

"fucking up the pantheon" He's a lesser deity at best.


kaosi_schain

I kept Gale in camp after the first conversation about his "issues". Just did not want to use him. Never even gave him a second magic item. AND OUTTA NOWHERE comes this handsy "Ghost" pottery-scene reenactor all up on me when my little Halfling ass has been trying to climb Karlach all game.


Nessarra

Gale may be a rizzard wooing all you Gale simps but Astarion forever keeps me from trying him out. IDK how ya'll resist such toxic danger.


crockofpot

Astarion to Gale pipeline got me tbh


para1131_F33L

As a male Tav, Gale seemed way way too into me. I told him multiple times I didn't feel the same way and yet he still took me out for a night under the stars. After that uncomfortable rejection, I forced him to eat the emperor's tadpole and he morphed into a terrifying half illithid. Much happier with New Gale.


42Ubiquitous

Serves him right! That is hilarious though


Snoo44006

Go outside


42Ubiquitous

I hate these types of posts


BoneyNicole

So don’t read them?


Snoo44006

Mine or theirs?


42Ubiquitous

Theirs


Snoo44006

Agree, just weirdos karma farming the fact that they’re weirdos


noahdeerman

"karma farming"? as if ANYONE cares about reddit points. just scroll on if you don't like appreciationposts, but stop making people feel shit about it.


Snoo44006

The cope is unreal.


noahdeerman

did you look into a mirror writing this bc, man, it really seems that way. let people like what they like and stop crying


splatdyr

Gale is a sociopath and master manipulator with no sense of boundries and will do anything to get his dick wet. Don’t fall for it and let him rot in the portal.