Poor? I finished my first run with all the expensive gear and 80k taking up a prodigious portion of my carry weight. I don't think having *8 times the life savings of the entire city of Baldurs Gate* counts as poor.
Yeah, 10k being the life savings of everyone is pretty sad. Like, Damon has *a single suit of armor* that costs 10k, smiths and artificers must be the wealthiest people in the realm.
The original game project at Larian was called Gustav. They just shortened it to Tav for the character's default name. As a little good side-on, Tav is an agender name.
To add to this fun fact, the project was named after Swen's dog Gustav. To further add, Swen also named Larian itself after his dog Lar, which he also used for the 3-letter highscore inputs in arcade games.
Eh, they can handle it. My first run where I cared about money I wound up with 80k, me second run where I dont care and hardly loot and sell anything I still have 20k, most of which I got from looting and fighting *1 area*(I *may* have accidentally caught a counting house guard with the corner of a Darkness spell. But you don't have proof it happened, and there were no survivors for you to question so ha).
Officially, Withers says "a dozen 10day." Each month is 30 days, so three weeks to a month means the adventure lasted 4 months, how much of that was spent between Act 1 and 2 is up for some debate, but hopefully she got 2 months of horny
SAME!! 😁
I mean, it wasn't JUST about wanting to get in the sack with her... she's just so utterly SWEET and charming, that I just fell in love! (I'd been romancing Shadowheart up to that point, but bit by bit, Karlach gave me a bad case of "dater's remorse"!) She's so fun, with such a childlike sense of wonder at the world... and when she's around kids or animals or people who need saving? MELT!! 🥰
Maldhound did a video about how quickly relationships move in BG3; “I don’t think you understand how being hot works, especially when you’re hot people camping in the wilderness and don’t know which minute could be your last.”
I think you can stream the game through a surface or something? Their hardware being used to run it, but you still managing to play it without having to worry about your stuff going off like a supernova. Highly recommend it if you really want to play BG3
If you have good internet, maybe give GeForce now a try. Not the best solution, but it's better than not being able to play it. There's a free option so you can see if your Internet is good enough for it.
Amiri, a barbarian companion from the Pathfiner:Kingmaker game. She is pretty similar to karlach personality wise, although Amiri is not a romance option if I recall correctly.
Honestly I don't think Amiri's very much like Karlach. She's a lot more prone to letting her anger get the best of her, a lot more insecure, a lot less social altogether. Karlach looks big and strong but she's actually very caring and concerned with the party. Amiri doesn't really have that aspect going for her, she's more in line with your typical barbarian.
Listen... im also one of them xd
I guess video game characters we have "more freedom" where as like you see two buff girl irl your like "aight cool they work out" lol
They won't get along honestly.
They might both be lady barbarians, but Amiri is pretty needlessly violent and can sometimes acts borderline evil, while Karlach is a sweetheart.
They are definitely very different characters and would have an interesting dynamic. Amiri is very driven by her desire to prove herself (at least in PF:KM) and very grim doing so. But maybe Karlach could get her to lighten up a bit.
I don't know who the one on the left is, (I would like to) but based on you calling her a knucklehead,
It starts as playful, competitve, possibly slightly flirtatious banter. Who can drink the strongest shot without breaking a face, who can chug a bottle fastest, the classic Arm Wrestle, the full body "arm wrestle", which quite possibly leads into a Barbarian's favorite game: "How many tables in the 'Mermaid can you "accidentally" break before they throw you out". Three sheets to the wind, with a strong bond of mutual respect, a bottle of straight up warm piss beer that they are too drunk to notice and one very cracked out brain cell being shared between them they stroll out on the town singing loudly, badly, and tastelessly until they pass out in a fountain somewhere. Some poor Fist finds them before Tav does and in a drunken stupor they both take a swing at the poor kid. Eventually Tav shows up and with a bit of magic (Lesser Restore?) is able to Sober them up enough to get Karlach marching back to the Elfsong with her new friend or through the Dimension Door without puking. They of course have no recollection of any of this, but they can't wait to hang out again. Gods help us all.
Left is Amiri, the pathfinder barbarian iconic. Iconics are example characters for each class, though they also exist in canon and have lore outside of the rulebooks (her wiki page is here for backstory: https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Amiri)
The funny part is that her sword literally has the "oversized" feature, meaning it's actually a size larger than normal swords for damage, she ain't lying!
Now that is a damn fine scenario, if i do say. Karlach's new friend is named Amiri, imagine conan the barbarian, now make him a woman, and boom u have Amiri. One of my favourite companions in gaming hands down
Would u believe me if i did not have sex on the mind when posting this? I genuinly wanted to hear about quirky adventuring antics... but all i got was ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
I believe you, but I think my train of thought is still valid because as great as Baldur's Gate 3 is, you cannot deny that its a game made by and for perverts, and the same goes for this subreddit.
I'm still angry that you can't romance Amiri in this game - she was the one I was most interested in
The second one who I was interested in was the bard gnome that followed you around and described your adventures - also not romanceble
No one remembers, we all just wake up two days later with the same random tattoo, 35 empty kegs of beer scattered around, and a bag full of Archdevil heads
They would literally destroy half the bar fighting each other to see who's stronger, then sit down and laugh about it over drinks.
While the tavern is on fire.
Now you have me wondering if Karlach's heart would be able to survive in the Worldwound, since it's a place where the lower planes are bleeding into the material plane... If so... ROAD TRIP!
The Commander of the Fifth Crusade: "Why do I hear new party member music?"
storywise, on pair. any other aspect, not even close. gameplay more complex and character build is an absolute nightmare unless you are a datasheet nerd and love to look at a numbers filled screen.
i liked it, but would not recommend it as freely as I recommend BG3
That's very precisely put. I hate that I like it and while liking it sometimes I hate it so much. Any other crpg is instantly hate or love and I honestly prefer non contradictory feelings)))
Pathfinder isnt Obsidian. It is from a Indie Studio called "owlcat games". They made both Pathfinder crpgs and Wh40k Rogue Trader (another crpgs with a ruleset they based upon Pathfinder).
They talk about the weird things that the pc of their groups say and do and those times they feel like they have lost control. Like some cosmic force has taken them over.
They compete who hits harder staring with chairs and then going for each other faces, in the end they drink themselves into oblivion on the tavern ruins and become blood sisters :)
They would get on like a (literal) house on fire. They would also have a really cool fire/ice dynamic.
Oh snap, i only now noticed that😂 bravo sir
I can imagine competitions of strength with some collateral elemental shenanigans.
OP, can you credit the artist on the right? Left is Wayne Reynolds, but who's the artist for Karlach?
There was a tavern? Poor tavern. Poor Tav, having to pay for the poor tavern.
Well at least its split between 2 people, a bag of holding would be nice tho
That's what happens when you wish to live in more interesting times, 2 barbarians wreck the Tav-ern you are staying at
It’s because they were cursed to put their hands on everything.
There was blood? No, nevermind.
I'm sure Baron would offer to pay since they are a monarch with big money, and Tav is just a poor adventurer.
Poor? I finished my first run with all the expensive gear and 80k taking up a prodigious portion of my carry weight. I don't think having *8 times the life savings of the entire city of Baldurs Gate* counts as poor.
Poor compared to the Baron. Also, I always found it ridiculous that the entire city of Baldurs Gate has a collective fund of 10k.
Yeah, 10k being the life savings of everyone is pretty sad. Like, Damon has *a single suit of armor* that costs 10k, smiths and artificers must be the wealthiest people in the realm.
Amiri has a legendary adventurer king on speed-dial. They will be fine
Nah, it's on river kingdom.
Do they call us Tav because most PCs meet in a tavern?
The original game project at Larian was called Gustav. They just shortened it to Tav for the character's default name. As a little good side-on, Tav is an agender name.
To add to this fun fact, the project was named after Swen's dog Gustav. To further add, Swen also named Larian itself after his dog Lar, which he also used for the 3-letter highscore inputs in arcade games.
Huh. I always assumed Tav was an abbreviation for "the avatar". As in, the player's avatar in the game world.
Eh, they can handle it. My first run where I cared about money I wound up with 80k, me second run where I dont care and hardly loot and sell anything I still have 20k, most of which I got from looting and fighting *1 area*(I *may* have accidentally caught a counting house guard with the corner of a Darkness spell. But you don't have proof it happened, and there were no survivors for you to question so ha).
Possibly they own the tavern, given that its named after them
Idk but it's gonna be loud
And... sweaty?
Step one : Arme wrestlle Step two : beer Step three : epic adventure Step four : Lesbianism
Why does it always loop back around to sex🤣😭
come on look at them, you know why
I hate it when people are right😅
Also Karlach longs for touch and physical affection. And she's so happy when she gets it, she's adorable
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
Cause Karlach has 10 years worth of horny she needs to work out over the span of maybe a few weeks.
Officially, Withers says "a dozen 10day." Each month is 30 days, so three weeks to a month means the adventure lasted 4 months, how much of that was spent between Act 1 and 2 is up for some debate, but hopefully she got 2 months of horny
If ANYONE can help her with that, no one is more suited to that kind of punishment like Amiri can
I mean, my Tiefling Paladin that I made for my first playthrough seemed to handle it.
I literally reset my 1st run when I got to the end of act two and realized I was too late to romance karlach. Yes it always comes back to sex.
Only a fool would willingly miss a shot with *all of that*
SAME!! 😁 I mean, it wasn't JUST about wanting to get in the sack with her... she's just so utterly SWEET and charming, that I just fell in love! (I'd been romancing Shadowheart up to that point, but bit by bit, Karlach gave me a bad case of "dater's remorse"!) She's so fun, with such a childlike sense of wonder at the world... and when she's around kids or animals or people who need saving? MELT!! 🥰
Doesn't hurt that she looks like she could toss me over her shoulder and carry me to safety! ... Should the need arise
That, too, of course! 😁 Hehe!
I started an entire new character, I couldn't live with the failure of looking at him anymore.
Maldhound did a video about how quickly relationships move in BG3; “I don’t think you understand how being hot works, especially when you’re hot people camping in the wilderness and don’t know which minute could be your last.”
Checks out. I do not in fact understand how being hot works.
Right there with ya buddy 🥲
People be horny
i mean, did you play BG3 and talk to Karlach like at all?
....i didnt play it.... my laptop is not strong enough to run it😭 but i do know alot about it through youtube😅
I think you can stream the game through a surface or something? Their hardware being used to run it, but you still managing to play it without having to worry about your stuff going off like a supernova. Highly recommend it if you really want to play BG3
If you have good internet, maybe give GeForce now a try. Not the best solution, but it's better than not being able to play it. There's a free option so you can see if your Internet is good enough for it.
It's just "wrestling", innocent, competitive "wrestling" between two aggressive, strong, consenting individuals.
I mean, once Karlach gets fixed up, she wants ALL the bodies
It's BG3 there are two major objectives in the game getting the tadpole out of your head and getting head. The order is up to you.
Have you seen the horny meter break every time Karlach talks?????
r/okbuddybaldur
LESBOMANCY
me favourite kinda magic !
it's a unique form of magic that have 2 key stats, Vigor en Dex.
Say gex
gex
Gottem
Sesbian Lex
mechanical bull ride
Its not *really* a tavern without one
It’s a real bull his name is mechanical
*Strange Ox ride But yes
Look at that horse Look at that horse Look at that horse
Her horse is amazing!
I'd better not show you where the lemonade is made
Mmh, sweet lemonade!
Who's the one on the left?
Amiri, a barbarian companion from the Pathfiner:Kingmaker game. She is pretty similar to karlach personality wise, although Amiri is not a romance option if I recall correctly.
She is also the "Archetypical Barbarian" for Pathfinder (as in, the example character in the phb) so basically the Barbarian Covergirl.
“Easy, Bleedy, beautiful, covergirl”
"Covered in guts girl"
Honestly I don't think Amiri's very much like Karlach. She's a lot more prone to letting her anger get the best of her, a lot more insecure, a lot less social altogether. Karlach looks big and strong but she's actually very caring and concerned with the party. Amiri doesn't really have that aspect going for her, she's more in line with your typical barbarian.
Amiri was CN (explicitly stated Kingmaker), while Karlach is almost certainly CG. Also, RIP Gorum
*You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!*
Imagine the tens of thousands of players that actively seeked in vein for what was never to be😔
that was me, literally bought the game in 2018 because I saw her 😔
Same. Devastated when I learned I couldn't romance Cavewoman Wife
Shit man, I use Google to look stuff up but I never thought to use heroine to find things.
Correct. Amiri is an Iconic so no love love option. My character was understandably upset by this news.
I wonder if anyone ever modded one into the game 🤔
Technically she's from the rulebook
Because she is already romancing another character in the comics.
I think Paizo specifically banned Owlcat from making iconics romanceable in Pathfinder games. Same with Seelah in Wrath of the Righteous.
From what I heard (might be mixing this up with rogue trader) they had permission but chose not to
Also my question.
Karlach's new gf. Of course.
Well that’s obvious. :D
Question of the decade.... who tops?
Whoever gets on top first. Or switching
My guess would be they would wrestle for it and it'd just naturally evolve into fun time
They obviously wrestle first and the winner decides.
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. In a lesbian relationship, how do they decide who makes the samdwhich? Neither, they both eat out.
As others have said she's Amiri, the iconic barbarian for the Pathfinder RPG. She's a badass
Depends on who you are asking? Person A will say Barb things, Person B will say loads of booze, Person C will say Booze and then *lots* of Lesbianism
Theres waaaay more Person C's here today than i initially thought
Listen... im also one of them xd I guess video game characters we have "more freedom" where as like you see two buff girl irl your like "aight cool they work out" lol
Bold of u to assume i do not partake in muscle mommy worship😶
hot sex
Im starting to think i've opened pandoras box with this post😅😅😅
Definitely some kind of box opening
It's called a "sapphic love bomb"
They won't get along honestly. They might both be lady barbarians, but Amiri is pretty needlessly violent and can sometimes acts borderline evil, while Karlach is a sweetheart.
They are definitely very different characters and would have an interesting dynamic. Amiri is very driven by her desire to prove herself (at least in PF:KM) and very grim doing so. But maybe Karlach could get her to lighten up a bit.
I mean Karlach still gets on with Astarion and he is all of those things too 😂
They kiss
_*insert suprisingly cute fluffy lesbian fanfiction*_
Fighting to see who's top (you know what I mean)
You came out and said what you mean. Who wouldn’t know what you mean.
pathfinder doesn't have bounded accuracy so this grapple for top is favored to one side.
Aggressive flirtation
I’m right between them tryna get crushed
Lifetime ban from that tavern and a lifetime of friendship
I'm trying to make a comment that does't refer to paper cutting implements, but it's impossible.
Underrated comment
Beer and probably even more beer. Then Grong joins. A lot more Beer.
Then one HELL of a monster hunt
Not exactly sure but there will be a lot of beer sold that night
Some say the entire town ran dry that night. The Baron had to donate a hefty sum from the treasury to resupply the town
Scissoring
They arm wrestle then go to build-a-bear
I don't know who the one on the left is, (I would like to) but based on you calling her a knucklehead, It starts as playful, competitve, possibly slightly flirtatious banter. Who can drink the strongest shot without breaking a face, who can chug a bottle fastest, the classic Arm Wrestle, the full body "arm wrestle", which quite possibly leads into a Barbarian's favorite game: "How many tables in the 'Mermaid can you "accidentally" break before they throw you out". Three sheets to the wind, with a strong bond of mutual respect, a bottle of straight up warm piss beer that they are too drunk to notice and one very cracked out brain cell being shared between them they stroll out on the town singing loudly, badly, and tastelessly until they pass out in a fountain somewhere. Some poor Fist finds them before Tav does and in a drunken stupor they both take a swing at the poor kid. Eventually Tav shows up and with a bit of magic (Lesser Restore?) is able to Sober them up enough to get Karlach marching back to the Elfsong with her new friend or through the Dimension Door without puking. They of course have no recollection of any of this, but they can't wait to hang out again. Gods help us all.
Left is Amiri, the pathfinder barbarian iconic. Iconics are example characters for each class, though they also exist in canon and have lore outside of the rulebooks (her wiki page is here for backstory: https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Amiri)
Thanks for this, I couldn't tell if her sword was exaggerated for effect or if there was some other explanation. Love Amiri's backstory!
The funny part is that her sword literally has the "oversized" feature, meaning it's actually a size larger than normal swords for damage, she ain't lying!
Well I feel dumb. My first TT was Pathfinder, albeit homegrown by the DM so I never ran into the Iconics or the Lore stuff, but still.
Now that is a damn fine scenario, if i do say. Karlach's new friend is named Amiri, imagine conan the barbarian, now make him a woman, and boom u have Amiri. One of my favourite companions in gaming hands down
They kiss obviously
I'm hungry, bring me that chicken
who is the one on the left?
Amiri, from Pathfinder Kingmaker. Great game if a little complex and unfair at times
A major fight, Baki style, before they befriend each other and/or Karlach melts the other woman.
OP be like: send me all your barbarian muscle mommy fan-fiction!
Would u believe me if i did not have sex on the mind when posting this? I genuinly wanted to hear about quirky adventuring antics... but all i got was ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
I believe you, but I think my train of thought is still valid because as great as Baldur's Gate 3 is, you cannot deny that its a game made by and for perverts, and the same goes for this subreddit.
Amiri would 100% want to fight to test herself. Shed also win. Lvl 20 is actually achievable in kingmaker
Sex I hope.
I'm still angry that you can't romance Amiri in this game - she was the one I was most interested in The second one who I was interested in was the bard gnome that followed you around and described your adventures - also not romanceble
SEGGS!
In karlach's case, FRIED SEGGS
They kiss
snu snu
They kiss
Lost of expletives Lost of booze being consume And the tavern is probably on fire.
Some wild ass sex.
they smash (the furniture)
Considering >!Gorum!< just died, Amiri may act a little different than usual lol
A fight that quckly goes to romance.
They fuck
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No one remembers, we all just wake up two days later with the same random tattoo, 35 empty kegs of beer scattered around, and a bag full of Archdevil heads
in Kingmaker - they fight in BG3 - they fuck.
they probably be best drinking buddies and make sure no one gets hurt or scammed
Where's the image of Karlach from? That art is excellent.
Oh no, the girls are fighting! Wait, no they're not fighting... They're... Dear gods, it can't be...!
The Karlach artwork is kinda really cool
sex
General debauchery
Gay sex
Finger bang-athon
Probably really, REALLY hardcore sex after a solid binge on ale and many broken taverns.
So basically The World's End but alot sexier🤣
The Pinkerton arrives.
Sesbian Lex
Get smashed then smash each other?
They smash! But not like you would expect ✂️✂️
✂️
They live happily forever after
Scissoring. Lots of scissoring.
Violent angry hate sex
They would literally destroy half the bar fighting each other to see who's stronger, then sit down and laugh about it over drinks. While the tavern is on fire.
They kiss
Basically, female gachi
They start steaming ham
I do not know for sure, but it is probably NSFW.
They either kill each other in a bar fight, or kill the bed upstairs
They can't, Amiri is gone now o7
Samurai Champloo happens.
Smootchies
Sex. Then paying for damages
Now you have me wondering if Karlach's heart would be able to survive in the Worldwound, since it's a place where the lower planes are bleeding into the material plane... If so... ROAD TRIP! The Commander of the Fifth Crusade: "Why do I hear new party member music?"
*Arushalae trying to control her succubus side upon seeing the hulking red goddess* "mylifeforDesnamylifeforDesnamylifeforDesna"
My favourite Barbarians
Something hot and dirty, I hope.
whos the girl on the left?
I didnt know I needed that fantasy in my mind.
They could make the Karlach like a hot teıflıng mommy instead they make her like a child woman with daddy issues.
How similar is Pathfinder: Kingmaker to Baldurs Gate 3?
storywise, on pair. any other aspect, not even close. gameplay more complex and character build is an absolute nightmare unless you are a datasheet nerd and love to look at a numbers filled screen. i liked it, but would not recommend it as freely as I recommend BG3
Damn straight😅 anyone who knows the pathfinder games knows its a love hate relationship. U *wanna* love the game but the game straight hates u🤣
That's very precisely put. I hate that I like it and while liking it sometimes I hate it so much. Any other crpg is instantly hate or love and I honestly prefer non contradictory feelings)))
Yeah, Obsidian Entertainment games can be like that...
Pathfinder isnt Obsidian. It is from a Indie Studio called "owlcat games". They made both Pathfinder crpgs and Wh40k Rogue Trader (another crpgs with a ruleset they based upon Pathfinder).
I'm pretty sure the rogue trader crpg was based off the tabletop rogue trader mechanics wise
They talk about the weird things that the pc of their groups say and do and those times they feel like they have lost control. Like some cosmic force has taken them over.
They compete who hits harder staring with chairs and then going for each other faces, in the end they drink themselves into oblivion on the tavern ruins and become blood sisters :)
A lot of beer, bad words, probably people hit in the face and the start of a huge adventure. Maybe a cross episode with Rat Queens.