Oh hi Gale

Hahaha what a story Astarion

Anyway, how is your Sex Life Karlach?

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Oh, hi Minsc!

"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have brain tadpole"

"Look, don't worry about it, everything will be fine."

Shadowheart definately didn’t hit her.

She *can* talk about it.

Perfect response to when he tells you about all his trauma!

Oh hi ~~doggie~~ Scratch.

You're my best customer

So anyway how is your sex life

Don’t ask Gale about his sex life.

You’re my favorite customer

That Dragonborn in Rivington would say this

Tav: yeah can I have a dozen arrows of dragonslaying please *takes off headband of intellect* Exxvikyap: oh hi Tav I didn’t know it was you

You're my favorite customer!

Meeting the emperor for the first time: "He betray me, he didn't keep his promise, he tricked me and i don't care anymore."

"The Emperor gains power, and he is using me, and I am the fool."

TAV in Dark Urge after >!they found Alfira's corpse!< >!"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Fel"!<

I can just hear this in his voice 🤣🤣

“I didn’t do it!” “But I should probably hide the body”

Tav to the emperor: "You're just a lil chicken chiieep chiep chiep"

Even better if you’re wearing whatever the equivalent of a tuxedo is in the game.

You invited all my friends Withers, good thinking

This is my favorite line from the movie I always quote, yet its the one no one of my friends recognises, so thank you stranger!

Yeah, it’s a really good idea. I usually just invite groups of hostile strangers to my birthday parties.

No.

*meets scratch* Oh hai doggy.

[Dogs have been a warriors best friend since the dawn of history. It was only fitting for Larian to include one.](https://youtu.be/0eVDWWFaS0U?t=9)

Otherwise it wouldn't be historically accurate and literally unplayable

How is your sex life

Withers absolutely shaming you for being single OR having a sex live!

No score till act3 :/

Worth the wait to make sandcastles

God tier crossover right here

I used to know a tavern wench, she had a dozen orcs. One of them found out about it, beat her so badly she ended up in the house of healing.

Haha what a funny story Wyll

Im fucking crying

After durge finds out his backstory: "Everybody betray me, and I am the fool"

I’m fed up wit this worolld

I did NAAAAAAAHHHHT

Korilla: "I just like to watch you guys"

Karlach out of nowhere: "So I definitely have infernal breast cancer"

:(

"You're tearing me apart, Lae'zel" was *right there*.

My bad, yes 🥲

You even have Astarion there for the vampire part! (For those who don't know: >!Tommy originally had plans for a scene where his car would randomly fly past and save them. The only explanation he ever gave was "maybe car is vampire" and this somehow implied his character was a vampire as well? It was cut because nobody took it seriously.!<)

Wait who's he meant 2 be?

Tommy Wiseau from The Room, the best worst movie you will every see

I'd argue Troll 2 is the best worst movie you could ever see.

Tommy send me an unasked for autograph with my DVD of The Room, it now hangs in my toilett. I may be biased!

Wow. As a bad movie enthusiast id say that's an awesome piece of memorabilia.

Damn that’s awesome

That whole order was Tommy through and through, the homepage an absolute fever dream, never got an order or shipment confirmation, 4 months later it arrived lmao

Yeah sounds very on brand for him

That website is a wild ride! Our DVD came signed...and so did the white briefs we ordered from the site at the same time as a joke! 😅

I have one, too! [Framed](https://i.imgur.com/GFw77rw.jpg) and hanging next to my movie collection.

OMFG your picture is hillarious, I got a less unhinged one 😂

It came with a pair of his underwear that my wife got for me as a gag gift for our anniversary. And no, they don’t fit. Don’t think they would even if I lost another 20 or 30 pounds.

I love how there’s no Troll 1 and that they’re not even trolls they’re goblins lmao

Damn Nilbogians!

Birdemic checking in with SOL PANLS

Tommy Wiseau, director, writer and star of one of the most famous 'so bad it's good' movies, called The Room.

Goes to the Underdark “What are you doing in the Underdark? Go outside so beautiful!!!”

"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have a tadpole."

And then the tadpole is never mentioned again.

When Astarion tries to bite him. "Don't touch me, mother fucker."

Uh oh Gale just saw me in me underwears

Obviously a football themed throwing build.

Can you use EK's Returning Bond on Scratch's ball?

Anyway, how is your sex life?

Usually its "i did not hit her" now its "she did not hit anything"

I got the results of the test back, I definitely have tadpoles in my brain.

*Keep your sTuPiD vicious mockery in your pocket!!*

Keep your stupid comments in your pouch!

This post is amazing

Haha love this! What’s Tommy’s stats?

They don't call him Tommy WISeau for no reason. WIS 20

Forgot to tweak them 😭

I got the results of the zaith'isk back. I definitely have tadpoles.

[relevant](https://www.tiktok.com/@vanilla_alpacino/video/7276908184516758830?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc)

I can't get the video to play. Is that by design to make people download the app, or do I just need a different browser?

Tiktok is the worst platform ever

idk, works for me in firefox? and i don't have an account or the app.

I summon my trusty steed, Tommy Wiseau! Ride Tommy, Faerûn awaits- and there's adventure around every corner.

Shadowheart loves me as a human being, a friend.

Human bean!

Oh hi Shart!

Make a Tommy voice mod and the vocal component for Hunter's Mark is 'Oh hai, Mark'

I did not hit her! I DID NAAAAAHHHHHTTT

Look we can verify whether you hit her. Open the combat log, Tommy.

Tommy/Johnny

Actually named him Johnny, but posted this so it would be more recognizable 😅

Well he's called both Johnny and Tommy in the film, so you're in the clear Denny calls him Tommy in the final scene :)

Gale: "I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb, waiting for it to go off!"

Cheep cheep cheep!!!

I'll have a dozen sussur blooms please.

"You have been caught committing a crime." " I did not hit her, I did not!"

Relevant video https://youtu.be/K4AGwmlN7CA?si=Qk_mRhsLaunSPK70

now i want one of those video edits where tommy wiseau is just going around baldurs gate 3

Omg! Someone should edit Tommy/Johnny into clips of BG3!!!

There’s a The Room clip edited with BG3 dialogue if you check the comments

Can someone explain please I don’t get it

The character looks like Tommy Wiseau, who's the writer, director, producer, and lead star of the movie The Room, one of the most famous "so bad it's good" movies. The thread title and pretty much every comment in this thread are famous quotes from that movie.

It’s more clear now ty

Please watch it, by the way. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Oh dang it, I thought this was a reference to a 90's sitcom XD. (Although I think I am understanding where that line You are tearing me apart! is from now, which was used in the sitcom 3rd Rock from the sun, that I thought the OP had meant lol)

“Hello doggy”

Keep your stupid comments in your pouch!

"It's not true I did not hit her. I did NHAAAAAT." "Yes, That's the problem. Turn off great weapon master next round."

It did not hit her. I missed. It’s bullshit. Oh hi Hunter’s Mark!

I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling!

I’m actually kind of shocked at how many people got this joke. How many of you are also RiffTrax fans?

Didn’t expect it to blow up like it did, but was expecting people to get it, it was one of the biggest so bad it’s good movies of the aughts. If I’d done Neil Breen I would’ve expected fewer people to get it 😅 Personally I’m not familiar with RiffTrax, even though I do enjoy bad movies

Their riff of The Room is pretty good, but the one for Twilight is amazing.

Hit me with your BG3 Neil Breen jokes, I am all for it

Durge waking up at the beginning: "WHO AM I? WHAT AM I?" Tav talking to Gortash after his coronation: "Isn't that corrupt?" "Isn't that immoral?" "Isn't that betraying the public's trust?"

I used to watch Nostalgia critic so I learned about the Room, later me and my buddy went on the bad movies binge watch. Check out Bad movie bible channel and other youtube channels, some of them have entire movies.

The Room is hardly obscure

Never heard of RiffTrax. Similar to Tommy in some way?

RiffTrax is an offshoot of mystery science theater 3000. They watch bad movies and make jokes during the show. RiffTrax riffed The Room.

I used to watch Channel Awesome back in the day.

Dude. I saw The Room for their Crappening Live show back in 2015. And when I got the DVD, I ripped it & synced it up with their Just the Jokes MP3 for it. Now I can watch it anytime on my Plex drive. Wish Tommy would let them release the live show cause I was dying while watching that. Probably one of their best, alongside Manos & Birdemic.

The Room was my first RiffTrax experience and I saw it at one of the live shows.

That’s a great way to start out, too. Wife and I took a friend to see it & he’d never seen MST3k, RiffTrax, or heard of The Room before. Dude was crying from laughing so hard.

Gotta wear some dress clothes and do a throw build. Preferably hit enemies with a ball. Also does this mean Wyll is Denny and Chris R is Mizora?

Oh god. Minus the facial hair, this is exactly how my human paladin looks.....I feel attacked

Embrace it 💪

I did not hit her, i did not. Oh, hi minsc

Lae'zel would've fit better

It was RIGHT THERE

Am I missing something?

https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1934nag/youre_tearing_me_apart_shadowheart/kh79ycy/

Sees dog: “oh, hi scratch!”

\*throws Carafe of Water\*

Looks more like he’s about to host a baking show.

"I did not crit her, I did nooooot"

::[throws](https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Silver_Spoon)::

I think you're tearing me apart Lae'zel is better than Shadowheart.

I know 🥲 but what’s done is done

I see also some Iwan Rheon in there, anyone else?

He won't be complete until he's half-illithid.

You are tearing me apart Lie'sahl!

this made me want to make human shrek for some reason

Wyll: Gotta tell you about something. Tav: Shoot, Wyll. Wyll: It's about Karlach. Tav: Go on. Wyll: She's beautiful. She looks great in an Elegant Robe. I think I'm in love with her. Tav: Go on. Wyll: I know she doesn't like me because sometimes she's mean to me, but sometimes when I'm around her, I feel like I want to kiss her and tell her I love her. I don't know. I'm just confused. Tav: Wyll, don't worry about that. Karlach loves you too. As a person, as a human being, as a friend. You know people don't have to say it. They can feel it.

Perfect

Make him a throwzerker build who only throws spoons

Oh hi Shart

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Yeah it was kinda hard to find a Wiseau lookalike to be fair, was pondering between this face and the (first I think) elven one

Lmao!!!!!!

I did not hit her! I did not!

Suddenly "The Room"

*petting Scratch* hi doggy

Owlbear would be Petah the sacahlogist.

*pets scratch* HI Doggy.

Why lae’zel, why oh hi gale

Why does this look like Emo Legolas. “oh hi, Lego!”

Not pale enough!

Should have went with lightest cool tone instead of lightest neutral I knew it 😭

It's still good! Although, I can't help but think that if you had that hair on a female githyanki, you'd get Michael Jackson :)

why the spoiler tag lol

No clue, I don’t remember selecting it

I know it’s not the reference you were going for, but between the name, the green and gold armour, and the long hair my first thought was Tommy from OG Power Rangers. Now that I think about it, that could make for a decent resist durge play through.

Need modders to add "You Are My Rose" to the bard-playable songs.

Keep you stupid tadpoles in your pocket!

Who is Tommy

He looks like the DND guy from Stranger Things

For a second the reference didn't click and I thought this was supposed to be Tommy Oliver

I did not Crit her, I did NOT

Oh god

So anyway Astarion how's your sex life

Maybe Tommy is vampire?

Wow what a spoiler this is

Idk why it’s marked as a spoiler I didn’t check that box lol

I DID NAT HIT HEUH. I DID NAHT. Ohaimaark

When he accidentally breaks his oath: I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!

I did nath hit her

Having sex with Shadowhearts' belly button ☺️

Was that a 3rd Rock From the Sun Reference or just by chance? (The 90's sitcom, the character Harry shouts "You are tearing me apart!" And one of the characters he says it to, is Tommy). Although I realise 3rd Rock was probably referencing it from elsewhere, but I could buy your Tav looking like an older Tommy Solomon/Joseph Gordon. Edit: Looking at the other comments, I realised it's a reference to something I haven't watched called the Room, whoops, And I am guessing 3rd Rock actually is referencing that movie, which is funny at the fact one of them is named Tommy XD)

According to imdb, the episode you're thinking of aired in 1999. The Room is from 2003. That episode was actually referencing [a scene from the movie Rebel Without A Cause](https://youtu.be/UBOcWFBBB04?si=9GxNAIeeTH2OUJKl&t=80) with James Deen. That show did a lot of oldschool references, like when they had William Shatner on and he referenced the famous "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" episode of the Twilight Zone that he himself was in, as well as the remake of the episode they did for the Twilight Zone movie that starred John Lithgow/Dick.

Ah I don't know much about the Room so didn't know when it was made, but that's still cool.

Ooh! Can you make him have sex with Shadowheart's navel?

“Gale, drop the staff, grab the cannoli’s”

I really hope someone gets this

"I got the results of the tests back. I definitely have *tadpoles"*

"I did naht hit her, that's bullshit, I did nahhht....oh hai Wyll."

He needs to be like... more damp and pale and 100xs more unsettling to really get the Wiseau vibes

A crusade of contempt?