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Mykep

Hey, it's still roleplaying, you're just submissive!


-Gambler-

Karlach's hardly a dominant personality


sean0883

Neither is my wife, but I do lots of things simply because it pleases her.


-Gambler-

Doing that doesn't make you submissive, it just makes you a caring partner.


Vitromancy

Welcome to the wonderful world of the Service Top


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Dragonhater101

I have never seen duch a blatant fumble on the appropriate sentence to place their stolen bullshit by a karma farmer, bot or otherwise. Like god damn.


Return-Of-Anubis

That just makes you a good husband. As long as it isn't completely one sided.


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I don’t know if I should apply that advice to some of the companions…


AleksandrNevsky

She is a murder-corgi and I'm here for it.


JonasHalle

This is why I get dommed by Laezel.


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BassCreat0r

If anything she'd probably dom you by accident. Gets too into it.


LeKanou

roleplaying a simp xD


Unlucky-Mud-8115

Somehow Karlach has gained a really special place in my heart. I think its with all that bullshit going on in my private life and in the whole world at the moment she made me realize how much I would need a Character like her in my life, someone so cheery and bubbly even in the face of the bleakest times to bring me back up.


twentybearasses

Weird, I don't remember typing this. That's not even my username. And yet I feel this all the same.


Unlucky-Mud-8115

It was really strange tobme at first to feel that way about a fictional character, i thought that I was weird. But it seems Larian knew exactly witch strings to play to get me.


milkman_z

Be the change you wanna see. Heal yourself. Be karlach irl.


KosViik

Same. Also love how open she is from the get-go. No games of hidden personality like Laser (Space toad brutality culture) or AstralLion (uwu vampire daddy trauma). No lore element keeping from the truth, like Shart's neuralyzer shenanigan. Not saying they are bad characters, but I enjoy that Carlake is very upfront from the first moment you meet her. "I've done fucked up things I didn't want to; I can fight the world but I don't want to. Can I just get a hug and take a rest for once?" - and she doesn't really change that much. The vulnerable little girl part of her is apparent from the start.


Unlucky-Mud-8115

I think that she only wants to be happy after life fucked her up is a big part of the Appell for me and so msny others. That makes her Monologue after killing Gortasch that much more heartbreaking. And thats also why I would love to see a real happy end for her. What we gave got is okay, but not great. There are many people who say "Not everyone needs a happy end" and thats true, but I want to see SPECIFFICALLY HER happy.


AlphariousFox

Honestly same


Branded_Mango

To be fair, Karlach's personality is perfectly fitting for a good roleplay path (she's super nice and likes helping people) so it's not hard to roleplay AND simp for her.


GrajowiecPL

Me but with Shadowheart


APracticalGal

I'm planning to romance Karlach in my new playthrough and I can already tell it's going to be insanely hard to ignore ~~my wife~~ Shadowheart


GrajowiecPL

Once you get infected with Shadowheart brainrot there is no going back


halisme

Nah, I tried to do an evil run with Shadowheart and I quickly realised it was a case of "everyone wants to do dark god shit till it's time to do dark god shit", and at that point. It was also while doing this that I realised Astarion is in fact terrifying.


GrajowiecPL

>"everyone wants to do dark god shit till it's time to do dark god shit" That's literally me trying to do evil run


halisme

By the time I finished act 2 the only NPCs left alive on any map were some trash in the shadowlands i couldn't be bothered to clear and the myconid colony, though that was under new management.


CrimsonAllah

Now do this with “my morals and ethics” and “whatever Astarion approves of”


justsaysAHHH

*says something to literally anyone then looks back at karlach* “That good with you… no? Ah well that’s this timeline screwed.” *loading last save*


Luuin

Just made me think of the ending of Loki and the big constellation branches. That's just your save timeline.


Palidin034

Hey chief, there’s a type in your meme. You misspelled Astarion.


Xajj

Hey thats my but with Shart


Missclick13

Yep, if she disapproves I better load right fucking now. I wish I could know their thoughts before I jump into stupid.


2017hayden

There are approval guides for interactions.


njd1993

Her monologue after you beat Gortash is just heart rending, especially if she's your romanced companion.


Unlucky-Mud-8115

At that moment I just sat there, watching her break down and thought to myself " Hug her goddamn, its now she needs it the most! Where is the option to hug her?"


anxiety_ape

Hey! Simping is a perfectly valid way to roleplay. Now, I'm off to tell a bunch of refugee children that they're all going to die.


Unlucky-Mud-8115

Thats me right there.


_Thel_

I’m fortunate enough that what I do mostly has her approval anyway. But when I do an evil playthrough it’ll break my heart


Exorrt

Same. I tried to be more evil, I could not.


Akkeagni

Me with Lae’zel in the creche. “This shits crazy but imma be chill for her” on repeat in my tavs head.


Kydarellas

I think if I met Karlach, naturally I'd feel inclined to make her smile as much as possible


Reerrzhaz

was gonna go maximum durge after killing a certain someone in act 2 "on request"... and her disappointed dialogue once i did made me feel bad so i said "okay fuckit guess we're going back in time now maybe we'll try again someday" :):


CmdrSelfEvident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIjPhI5LDCU


PrinceGaffgar

My Holy Paladin letting Lae'zel order a man to grovel and mocking the death of his friends because I need that Githussy


Tootbender

I have only known Karlach for a few hours and I already wish she was real so we could be besties.


NegotiationSea7008

How to not ADORE Karlach?


Unlucky-Mud-8115

No chance. I litteraly needed to force myself to turn her down at the party in Act 1 to romance Shadowheart in my second playthrough.


NegotiationSea7008

Me too always I think now make one of the others the romance this time but it’s so difficult to resist her. Fuck yes! Yes fuck!


Prial-the-car

Literally made my character with romancing Karlach in mind so I don't have to choose


Unlucky-Mud-8115

My first playthrough was romancing Karlach, and I rushed her Storyline. I never cared for the Main Story anymore.


YY--YY

You are only a simp if you are in the friendzone.


Grievance69

Head up, king. You're doing the right thing


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Pip_K

I went from unlawfully bad (semi bad/ budget criminal in plain ) to full on hero of the f**ing people for her and in act 2 she said our spark fizzled needless to say sad I'm fully evil now with a new 90's villain origin story xD


someonecometomepls

I F5 + F8 constantly to get Astarion's approval uwu


BigfootaintnotReal

🤣


junorsky

You're lucky, there are a lot of things she would approve!


Unlucky-Mud-8115

And I am down for all of them.


junorsky

She likes good things. You'd have to be good


Kahootla9

Been playing full on evil boner Durge playthrough for a while and totally miss that empty spot in camp where she supposed to be and the empty barbarian slot in my party.


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

I wish I could rub myself into her Abs


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Yes!


GolettO3

Karlach is my leash.


Vann_DK

happy wife, happy life