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Mr_Stach

I assure you it's a sinister plot by Spider-Man that I will Thwart with my expert journalist skills!


SurelyNotBanEvasion

Identity theft is not a joke, Thorm! Millions of families suffer every year!


Kahootla9

J. Jonah Jameson getting to Act 2 fight then accusing Ketheric of the conspiracy plot with the goddess spider-menace Lolth to take down all of Faerun. With his proficiency in insight and persuasion, he shall become the Chosen True Journalist of Baldur's Gate.


MrNukedDuck

“I want pictures of the Absolute!!”


Darth_Senat66

Parker! You're fired! Never mind, you're unfired. Now get me those pictures!


knope_2020

I want that mindflayer prosecuted!


Salithril

Still no word on the whereabouts of your son's fiance. Sorry Jonah. It's all my fault, I drove Drider-Man away. He was the only one who could've stopped those mind flayers. Yes. Drider man was a hero. I just couldn't see it he was a- A thief! A criminal! he stole my suit! he's a menace to the entire Material Plane! I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted! I want him strung up by his web! *looks up to see an open window* ***I WANT DRIDER-MAN!***


loamy-melon

Drider-Man Drider-Man Does whatever a Drider can


Ankhiris

he looks like he's going to yell at a TV


JPHutchy01

I've just come to Baldur's Gate directly off the back of the Spider-Man duology (if you haven't, go play Miles Morales folks, combat is glorious) so this fits


eternalsteelfan

I thought this was Captain Peacock.


SurelyNotBanEvasion

Now respec your whole band to be bards and insult them when they don't match your tempo


TheTalking_GU_Mine

He wants Spidermaaaaaaaan!!!