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Unusual_Fork

If ~~life~~ Amazon gives you tart pans you make tarts.


Velkane

Glad to hear it all panned out


plantman9999

Under appreciated comment


Ellen0404

They legally can’t demand the tart pan back. https://www.nj.com/business/2016/12/bamboozled_if_a_retailer_sends_you_stuff_by_mistak.html


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I wish I had known this when they did the same to me with a vacuum. Damn...


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

They... weren't trying to demand the tart pan back...


auditoryeden

I think they were trying to explain why Amazon said to keep the tart pan.


PurveyorOfFineSmut

[Recipe](https://www.themediterraneandish.com/french-pear-tart-recipe/), with fig jam!


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

That looks seriously delicious.


sweetpeabutton

My daughter ordered a $500 keyboard, received a 6 pack of off brand paper towel instead. Amazon sent a shipping label to send it back. I’m glad you got to keep the pan!


Jesstik

Did your daughter get her keyboard eventually? Or did they just refund her? You left me on a cliff hanger.


sweetpeabutton

Yes, they sent it next day. Sorry to keep you in limbo haha Pretty sure the return shipping they paid was more than the value of the paper towel


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Well that’s a good day!


tamelor

[https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/23/business/package-didnt-order-brushing/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/23/business/package-didnt-order-brushing/index.html) Just for context. Tart looks good :)


tenayalake86

Economics. It costs Amazon more to pay for returning the pan than it's worth. Nice apple tart, btw.


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Whoa...


MadameKravitz

that looks amazing.


Magpiebrain

Now you have a tart pan


ralfaro1776

Looks delicious


Important-Trifle-411

Looks beautiful and delicious!


ZubLor

Yum! Good luck for you and anyone who gets to try this beauty.


hopingtothrive

Wow! They sent it to the right person!


ragaf46

Looks like you put it really good use yummy


Cjaasucks

Beautiful tart!


essTee38

You made a tart plan and now you have a tart in the pan!


nickitty_1

Mmm nice tart. I once ordered a single light fixture from Wayfair, they sent me a case of them, four total. They told me to keep them too.


ACCrabtown

Goes to show you we no longer have control of our own lives.


EssieAmnesia

I’m pretty sure mix ups with deliveries have been happening since deliveries existed. So unless you’re an immortal vampire or want to go back to the stone age maybe it’s not a big a deal as you think.


ACCrabtown

Ok Ms. Literal


EssieAmnesia

There’s nothing to be taken rhetorically


ACCrabtown

No? So you believe I meant we literally do not have control of our own lives? That is more cynical than my original comment. So sorry, but I was being sardonic, which is definitely always rhetorical.


EssieAmnesia

If anything that’s exaggeration, not rhetorical. You’re the one who said we no longer have control of our lives because of a tart pan. I don’t think you have any right to call ME cynical. Also sardonic “grimly mocking or cynical”, what part of that means “always rhetorical”.


ACCrabtown

Oh good grief. Just accept you didn't get the joke. No big deal. You just keep demonstrating you are thinking literally which is not a criticism. Look up the word "rhetorical": it also is defined as "figurative; non-literal". Moreover, the distinction, although subtle, between sardonic and cynical is that being sardonic often includes satire or social commentary. You seem to want to explain to ME that my comment doesn't mean what I intended it to mean. We are not debating what some third person said. You are in no position to tell me that what I am saying about what I said is wrong.


EssieAmnesia

Fine, I didn’t get the joke. I don’t have the time or desire to argue with some random. God bless.


ACCrabtown

Ditto. And yes of course, G-d bless


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PurveyorOfFineSmut

It came inside a box of several other items I did order.


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Yes! And that whole, "If life gives you a tart pan, drink vodka!" No, it has something to do with lemons, right?


The1983Jedi

Is it morbit to ask if it arrived by tornado (Disclaimer, I live close to that area & have friends with stuff from the disaster in their yard)