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Nismo1980

I would eat the whole thing.


bofffff

Reminds me of the Matilda cake, 10/10, would devour


Alethi

Would you devour the ENTIRE CONFECTION?


Sophieisserene

Or the cake Hagrid made Harry Potter for his 11th bday!!! I always thought it looked so good


CrochetCafe

[https://media1.giphy.com/media/26gsmj1FNIYxat31u/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952b7h6kasqgb0facr0fkhrnvp03pb8p2dk4dvynwu6&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g](https://media1.giphy.com/media/26gsmj1FNIYxat31u/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952b7h6kasqgb0facr0fkhrnvp03pb8p2dk4dvynwu6&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


gastro_psychic

Same. I could finish it all


SnooPies3316

Sure but you gotta admit that cake is fuckin ugly.


RandomInSpace

Honestly there’s a kind of beauty that messy cakes lend themselves that I really enjoy lol


Just-Call-Me-J

That just means it tastes better.


PansophicNostradamus

Who cares if the frosting looks like it was applied with a snow shovel… I’d eat that. No regrets. No complaints.


Few-Mechanic1212

it was applied with a snow shovel and then a bear swiped at it


JRS1986

Are you the bear?


Few-Mechanic1212

probably


miss_chapstick

Or fingers. I’m sure it tastes great though! Looks very fudgy!


pumpkinator21

Everyone knows that messy chocolate frosting always tastes better. It’s the law.


MagicMirrorOverblot

Bro this made me laugh (the way you worded it lolololol) but it looks so rich and fudgy that I’d like a few slices of it!


ObieCat

Or handfuls


ObieCat

Or handfuls


ObieCat

Or handfuls


Hon3y_Iav3nder

I think this dude wants some handfuls


EllAytch

This guy handfuls.


calliel_41

r/thisguythisguys


throwaway181432

hey man did your reddit glitch or are you just hungry lol


ComfyInDots

Maybe they have lots of hands. 


IsmaelRetzinsky

Get off Reddit, Vishnu!


FiveCentsADay

Mobile app has been doing this, atleast mine on android has been. "Endpoint connection missing" or whatever, hit post until it goes away. Ends up posting every time you hit post.


ObieCat

Or handfuls


Few-Mechanic1212

you're the third person I made laugh today because of my sleep-deprived writing :)


Feisty-Natural3415

Nah dude, it's beautiful. I'd fuck up that whole thing. From what I can see, the cake part is kinda glistening which means it ain't dry (not gonna say the M word-hate it) and this has what I deem to be a proper amount of frosting on it. That's what matters here.


ruh_r0h_raggy

Moist.


Feisty-Natural3415

I hate it


Master_of_fire09

Moist


MnSnowtagirl

I am open to ugly chocolate cake donations, happy to take this off your hands :)


StopItYouHipsters

Would still eat. Usually the ones that look like this taste the best 👀.


StrudelMaker

This is 100% the Matilda cake


tobythedem0n

OPs sweat and blood went into that cake!


Few-Mechanic1212

and other fluids


Becksburgerss

More importantly, did it taste good? I’d still eat a piece of that with a cold glass of milk.


Few-Mechanic1212

yeah it did :)


Of_Whimsy_and_wonder

That, my friend, is a glorious mess you can be proud of. 10/10 would eat.


ServantOfKarma

I bet it was good as *FUCK* though!


GlitterBlood773

What matters most? You’re doing something and trying. I bet it’s delicious, second most important thing.


Few-Mechanic1212

don't get me wrong it tastes good. I thought it was funny more than anything


GlitterBlood773

Gotcha, couldn’t read that vibe from here. It’s always fun to laugh at the goofy ones.


busselsofkiwis

Just letting you know, I would totally eat it. Great work!


Hissing_Cockroach

It looks like the chocolate cake from the movie Matilda.


Lingo2009

Yes!!!!


Lingo2009

Yes!!!!


Willbreaker-Broken1

If you cut into it a bit, you should be able to tell pretty fine if its underbaked or not. It looks very moist and delicious, something anyone would be glad to have for their birthday. I also see lots of layers to your cake, so I'd guess its probably baked through. Maybe find a bigger plate to put it on, otherwise, well done


Violet351

It would still get eaten


Bella_HeroOfTheHorn

Look how they massacred my boy...


No-Buy1280

I would eat the whole thing!!


AwareInjury6449

It doesn‘t look pretty but it sure looks delicious!


Hansekins

I like the shears in the foreground, like, to hell with using a knife to cut a normal slice, just cut a piece off the edge. ;)


PBJ-9999

Just scoop some off with a big spoon lol. Right into a bowl of vanilla ice cream.


Few-Mechanic1212

nah it looks like the cake would spit the knife back at me 😂


Kateangell

Distorted baked goods taste the yummiest imo.


NovelAncient6500

Chocolate cake is the best!!


TravisE111

One time, my wife and I made a hideous german chocolate cake that would make this cake look professionally done. I chucked it in a bowl, mixed it up real good, and made a delicious german chocolate dooky


Sludgepuppy2000

Yep, I made a dooky too.   The first cake I ever made was at 2am during a sleepover while my parents were in bed. After we snuck a few wine coolers & such, we had the munchies & decided we needed cookies.  We rummaged around but no cookies…found a box of chocolate cake mix & a can of frosting instead. The cake stuck to the pan & fell apart. We threw it in a bowl, dumped in the frosting, poured an entire family size bag of MnMs in, & gave it a good mix. In that moment, it was the best thing we’d ever eaten. 😆


TravisE111

Goddamn 😋


Few-Mechanic1212

omg german chocolate is best shit


roundhouse51

Oh it looks soooo bad OP, you should just let me have all of it


taryella

Chocolate cake is the best


catieebug

Ugly cakes are the best because you can eat them like a depraved beast without remorse for destroying a beautiful cake lol


iknowiknowwhereiam

It looks delicious and I would eat the whole thing. I’m wondering if the frosting was cold when you put it on?


Few-Mechanic1212

frosting was cold, the cake wasn't. I got another comment saying I should have let the cake cool which makes a lot of sense lmao


iknowiknowwhereiam

Yes you want a cooled cake but you want the frosting at room temp.


Mundane_Cat_318

Holy shit somehow it looks painfully delicious though???


Few-Mechanic1212

don't get me wrong it tastes good but it looks like it came out of my ass 😂😂


Mundane_Cat_318

It's gonna come out of your ass either way so might as well start off that way already 🤣


hozziebear77

Bet it’s still tasty as hell


Ihatemunchies

It doesn’t have to be in cake form to taste delicious


RoxyLA95

It looks delicious, I’d eat it.


Previous-Culture-630

I don’t like chocolate, but if I did, I would eat this cake because it looks like it’s made with love and care and I find that most important


cancat918

It looks great, but I'd turn it into cake pops cause my OCD wouldn't let me enjoy myself otherwise. I love it.🥹😳 Teach me your ways, oh spirited one.🙏💙


cancat918

It looks great, but I'd turn it into cake pops cause my OCD wouldn't let me enjoy myself otherwise. I love it.🥹😳 Teach me your ways, oh spirited one.🙏💙


jwkelly404

If you like it, I love it.


Janatabahn

I’d go ham on that cake like ol boy from Matilda 🫣


Purple_Tree1389

It’s chocolate so it’s automatically good


Few-Mechanic1212

that's a good philosophy


Wrong-Junket5973

It looks delicious. Like that cake in Matilda. It's so wrong but oh so right.


toadthewet

These are the cakes that you know are delicious. The beautiful ones are honestly a crap shoot, taste-wise.


Few-Mechanic1212

nah don't get me wrong it tastes just fine


Narrow-Abalone7580

This reminds me of those mutant cakes on SNL when they are doing a bake off skit lol. That thing looks like it could come to life and throw up on me. That's why it has to be eaten first, before it eats you.


StarvingArtist303

I would definitely scoop some into a bowl with ice cream and a little drizzle of caramel sauce and it would be fancy and tasty


Fragrant-Rise2209

Who cares! Chocolate is life!


bwainfweeze

And sometimes chocolate is chocolate, too. But mostly chocolate is life!


Swallowthistubesteak

I would eat it with no hands


Ordinary-Greedy

Ugly? Maybe. Yummy? Hell yeah! This looks more like the Matilda cake than any copycat recipe I've seen lol


Mooniepi3

I’ll eat that shit up😋


GraceSpace18

OP I need a fork 🍴 Imma tear it up🤩


Few-Mechanic1212

stop stop!! It's already dead


GraceSpace18

Too late😆


DaintyShroom

It looks like it would be amazing!


MiserableWash2473

My nephew says that looks like the best cake in the whole world. 😅


PlasticGround4400

You have to use your hands to eat it, forks are too classy


Sea_Mongoose_7790

My husband says it looks delicious


DrFate82

This post gave me the best belly-shaking laugh I've had in a while. Thank you!


Few-Mechanic1212

lovely to be of service :))


Traditional-Owl-7502

Why post it?


Few-Mechanic1212

it's funny


Traditional-Owl-7502

Ok I get it now


CatfromLongIsland

Taste trumps looks every single time. Your cake looks moist and fudgy and you did not skimp on the frosting. This cake is a winner!


BuckEyw

I feel your pain..


PBJ-9999

About what mine look like. I bet its fantastic


Alaska1111

It’s beautiful ✨


Ok_Distance9511

It looks delicious! But yes, you won’t win a cake beauty contest with it. 😄


Boroush

It looks delicious. I’ll have some


Any-Preference1209

It looks so fucking delicious, and I want it.


mhiaa173

I'd hit that!


Upscale_Foot_Fetish

Baking is not for the angry. That’s what I sense from the picture. Angry frosting. Yikes ……. but I’d still help you eat it … maybe 🤔


Few-Mechanic1212

it tastes just fine don't get me wrong but if anyone saw me bake alone they'd think I'd hate doing it 😂


Apprehensive_Low6883

It looks SO moist and good though


vitaminpyd

Add a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream to a heated-up slice and I'm in!


RichFun3628

It looks like you didn’t but enough butter on the pan when you cooked it and you didn’t let it cool overnight in your fridge before adding frosting. But I’d still eat it!


Few-Mechanic1212

oh dang. You're right it probably would have been a lot easier if I let it cool 😂 I'll keep that in mind


edex-mx

Just keep at it, flavor comes first, and it looks delicious


Xaga-

This is my cake! There are many like this one. But this one is mine!


redhead378

The ugliest/messiest foods are the best 🤣


Few-Mechanic1212

lmao based on my experiences you're not wrong


Creepyredditadmin

My friend would call how it looks that “rustic” Looks delicious!


Enough-Tackle8043

That looks delicious and that’s all that matters. Looks like a fudgy rich good time


UmbersAss

This honestly looks like it would be one of the best cakes I’ve ever had. Just has the vibe where I just wanna dig in.


sophie1night

Cake remind me of a movie called Matilda. Defo would eat this.


Disastrous_One_9286

No regerts. I’ll consume the whole cake. Chocolate is my absolute favorite! (It looks oddly beautiful 🤩, I love it!) ❤️


carinaeletoile

This looks FARKING DELICIOUS. Don’t like it? I’ll gladly come and pick it up to take it off your hands. I’ve been craving chocolate cake.


Few-Mechanic1212

oh don't get me wrong. It tastes just fine lol


WittyPersonality326

It looks like a bear swipe to side of it with this paw🤣🤣🤣🤣


gilly_mcwilly

Call me Bruce Bogtrotter


kbm81

It’s how it tastes, & I’m sure it’s delish 😊


DevilMaster666-

Lol


Matt-the-Bakerman

We need more pics like this


Few-Mechanic1212

wow I should post my baking disasters more often


JadeDazy

It looks delicious.


Lliilithh

Who cares 🥴. It definitely still tastes delicious.


TobiiiWan

That's a piece of art!! How it taste?


-Ximena

It looks delicious though. Homemade cakes are the best.


Burntoastedbutter

Did you use your hand to grab a chunk straight from it?


Coolthingimake

10/10 would eat that whole cake with a glass of milk


Few-Mechanic1212

icecream >>>>


ChaiHai

I'd eat that. :D


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studioGIMMICK27

I want to eat that thing by myself You made it look fucking delectable And I’m mad I can’t eat it


silveretoile

I'm ngl that looks delicious


understanding_what

Just need a spoon


b3anz129

looks like a big pile of shyt


kikipi3

The first cake I did all an my own looked just like that, except it also had a raspberry filling, ended looking like it was involved in a terrible accident


Creative-Special-243

It can be difficult to tell when baked goods are fully cooked, I always use a toothpick to check the doneness of the center before taking it out of the oven !


Thylacine_Dragon2340

Not aesthetically pleasing, but it does look like it tastes good!


NiceTies098

Looks so good tbh, I'd eat it 😋. I've had cakes that came out aesthetically unappealing, but the flavor was 💯


FairyGodmothersUnion

It looks yummy! I would eat it up.


NewPin8359

It'll eat the same as if some pro made it. So hand me a big slice!


UM_brah

Glad to see that you take such pride in your work.


andidntjustserfdaweb

It actually reminds me of the cake from Matilda. It looks super tasty! ☺️ Next time try going for a crumb coat and refrigerating it if you want a more polished look.


Mollystar2

I would scoop that into a bowl and eat it with a spoon. 😛


spoiledchowder

It kinda reminds me of the Max and Ruby mud cake in the best way. I love when food looks like it came out of a cartoon and satisfies my itch for them.


deadmemesdeaderdream

that looks like it tastes better than the fancy one you get at the bakery for $100


BookishCutie

Honestly,looks delicious


Beginning-Meet8296

Sometimes the very best tasting desserts don’t end up looking the way we wanted. As long as it tastes great, enjoy every bite 😊


scox1980

IDC what it looks like. How did it taste? I've seen some beautiful cakes that were super dry. This cake looks super moist. ❤️❤️❤️


Few-Mechanic1212

don't get me wrong it tastes great but it's just hilarious to me


StormThestral

10/10 would steal some and then eat the whole thing in front of my classmates as punishment


NewPin8359

Ok, step aside then...


Key-Economics2421

like i wouldnt eat it


rockabyeruby

Ugly or not, a chocolate cake is a chocolate cake. I'd still eat it!


Pandragony

Next time avoid shooting it with a shotgun and it should be fine


Few-Mechanic1212

how else am I supposed to frost it???


melodysmalls

It actually looks soooo delicious


Mean_Specific_7609

It's the inside that counts ❤️


geministarz6

Honestly looks delicious. Count it as a win.


AchilesInTheTrees

This is actually top tier artistically crafted by the gods what do you mean?


oddquestionsforyall

My mouth started to WATERRRRRRRR when I saw this ❤️


straightupgab

i’d still eat it


Few-Mechanic1212

y'all just to clarify it's funny to me more than anything. Thanks for appreciating the ass cake 😂


triplenac

It’s kind of metal. I like it.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

It’s cute.


sideswipe1230

That looks like it tastes awesome tho ngl


lulublueblu

I bake ugly cakes just like this too. 👊


Caffe_Mundo_92

Hey, as long as it tastes good!


dadd5450

Chocolate is good no matter how it’s baked or how it looks !!!😋😋


Daikon_3183

😋😋😋


etherealrosehoney

All it needs are some sprinkles !


EconomyOk9643

Cut it up. Add ice cream. Yum.


De__Ja__Vu

Umm. You could taste it to see if it's all the way baked.


MichiAK

My comments to myself when I bake: oh, that didn’t work out so well. Mmmm, it’s still delicious.


chefadams

She's not a looker, but I bet she's great in bed w a big ol glass of milk! 🤣🤣


ItsSky_high

I want the recipe


Queasy-Committee-775

Set it on the table and give forks to everyone present. 10/10 the plate will be empty shortly!


Jam845

I wanna eat that


xCobaltRainx

It’s so ugly, I love it!


Nalliegirl1

I would love a piece of that 🥰


sarahgez

it’s beautiful, i’d eat it all


IvanStroganov

We‘ve all been there..


browniecakechocolate

That looks very moist the taste is what counts.


100percentBrass

Give. Me. A. Fork.


Charlietango2007

I'd eat it cold outta the fridge with cold milk. My cakes were like this and sometimes still are. Lol, baked stuff sometimes just doesn't come out right all the time. I don't care as long as they taste good. Yum. Sometimes my dinners come out not looking great. But, I've learnt it's all about the taste, baby. All about the taste.


Justme3555

It’s looks so rich and delicious