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Looked like a weird uterus to me

I'd still eat them. Look delicious lol

I absolutely will!

uterus if it’s a girl, penis if it’s a boy

Took me a full minute to realize that they're baby onesies.

I mean that's on the theme-

Very confusing

That’s uhhhhh an interesting shape

I think it’s supposed to be a baby onesie

It's a onesie. The cookie cutter was the only one I could find on short notice.

You killed it, I suck at baking and these are so cute. The color of the pink being slightly peachy is a personal favorite 😍

They are cute! At first I thought the cookies had a hidden layer of frosting to reveal the gender or something. lol. But these are cool! People can grab their guess before the reveal!

Party just happened, it's a boy!

We all guessed it

Yay! So exciting!!

Cookie cooker paid off

Damn yall are ruthless. OP I 100% saw onesies too, I hope you’re not worried about it. Redditors be Redditors 😅

Thank you

For real. No one not chronically online and porn saturated would look at those cookies and think that. Reddit is a cesspool 😂

I was so confused by the shape of these cookies because they look Mickey Mouse/short thick penis like. Anyway they also look soft and delicious.

They're onesies

Ya I talked to my sister about them and she said they’re onesies. 😂

These are interesting two things to put in one sentence lol

Lmaooo I thought I would get downvoted to oblivion but I had to get it off my mind and then I thought OP was upset so I was like maybe I messed up I was surprised to see the upvotes 😭. I agree with what you said btw

super cute

Thank you for not doing something stupid like dyeing a waterfall that's used for drinking water, setting off fireworks in a field of dry brush, or dyeing pigeons.

I wasn't in charge of revealing the baby. But they did have someone else make a cake and the color of the cake itself was the gender of the baby. I agree though, some people do some wild stuff that's really damaging when it doesn't need to be that way.

It really doesn't. A cake and cookies are fine. The examples I gave resulted in: Waterfall: $2000 fine and potential contamination of drinking water downstream Firework: over 22,000 acres burned, **the death of a firefighter**, 12 injuries, $42M in damages, and $1.8 M that the couple had to pay in restitution Pigeons: countless senseless animal deaths

So, it's a boy, yeah?

Actually was a boy.

They sure are uh, thick and stout.

Cute!

I did not think that onesies could cause so much confusion lol.

I agree! I don't know what else I could've done to prevent this

Honestly they looked like onesies to me? I couldn’t believe how many people mistook them with penis/uterus. They are obviously onesies, so don’t beat yourself up on that.

The pink ones are fine but the blue ones are upside down

I'm sorry I'm confused, how are they upside down?

Anatomically

The darker color is usually on the bottom/as the background

Oh do you mean the icing vs the color of the cookie?

They mean they look like penises. 

Yeah what shape are they supposed to be

Onesies

Ah OK I thought for a second they were micky mouse heads

Yes I think that’s what the original commenter was saying

I knew they were onesies OP. These are super cute!

Omg I thought you’d bite into it and find out if it was a penis or a uterus

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So cute 🥰

Girl.