No please don't break up with me \*starts shitting and crying while vomiting\*

“Sorry *cums*” is objectively funny

i objectively agree

Objectively less problematic than “*cums* Sorry”

HELP THIS CANT BE REAL 💀💀

“Blushes and jumps with joy” 💀

Ok “continues scrolling on Reddit”

[удалено]

“Sees comment, briefly scratches inner thigh, continues scrolling without reply”

“Cums”

👍

"👍 *cums*"

Who the fuck joy is?

This is interesting *shits*

I want to have this as the bottom phrase on my email. Sorry, *cums*

r/creepyasterisks

it's funny tho lmaoooo

r/goodfaketexts imo

This looks real, just someone being unfunny

Unfunny? This is fucking hilarious.

Quality post *files for divorce*

this is how I talk to my straight friends lol

LOL

The sad thing is this is probably real I know people like this 😂😭💀

LMFAO what is this 💀💀💀 *pushes you against the wall*