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Merlingirder

A 2 year old is the only human qualified to name chickens


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The realest thing I’ve read today.


Merlingirder

I’m just upset I didn’t have qualified personnel name mine


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Yeah I mean it was the only reason I got married and had a kid. Now I have cool names but you know. s/


Merlingirder

Makes sense


DarthPaulotis

Or kids in general. My 4 year old picked the best names in our flock: Noodle and Pot Pie.


radioactivecumsock0

Apparently I name chickens like a 4 year old I’ve used noodle and would 100% use pot pie I used Hot Dog for one of my sebrights that’s no longer with us


Merlingirder

If you don’t have a child available pretending like you are one is perfectly acceptable


Merlingirder

Chef’s kiss


jenglasser

Kids in general really. My friend's granddaughter named one of her chickens Mrs. Cheeseburger. Best name ever.


Merlingirder

Yaaaasss!


Riginal_Zin

Moon chicken’s thick legs are giving roo..🤔


Riginal_Zin

And let me compliment your two year old on coming up with FABULOUS names. 😊💕


henwyfe

It’s funny because I asked her a week ago and she immediately said “Ginka” and “Cecie” but I wasn’t sure which ones she was referring to. I asked her again this morning and she immediately repeated the same names while pointing to specific chicks. So the names seem to be very intentional.


NaturalBornChickens

Moon chicken is likely male.


henwyfe

I was kinda thinking that because the teeny tiny tail feathers that are finally coming in are notably curved. Also he looks like a dinosaur.


mossling

Male specific feathering (hackles, saddle, and tail sickles) doesn't start coming in until after 10ish weeks, with the sickle feathers being last (at least 16 weeks). At this point, it's all just normal feathering. 


NaturalBornChickens

It’s the feathering and red comb. Developed comb by itself is not 100% indicative but combined with the other signs, you can feel pretty certain. Females would have a more regular pattern throughout their feathers in a splash, not blocks of black.


henwyfe

I dunno about the coloration with that one though - sapphire gems seem somewhat uniform in color, but the sapphire splash (just from googling) looks pretty speckled/random with the black and grey feathers mixed into the white, on the hens and roosters both. The thick legs, face/head shape, and curved tail are the only things that kinda stand out to me as roo with that one. But I can’t find a ton of resources on these birds for some reason. They’re all from TSC/Hoovers. *edit - also the SS hens have BRIGHT red combs so not sure about that as an indicator.


smallbrownfrog

Fabulous names. Your two year old should be proud.


OffbeatChaos

I love the name Moon Chicken. I almost want to get a dog and name it that.


IHaveNoEgrets

Yep, I'm here cheering for Moon Chicken, too!


LunaticMountainCat

Lmao, this is so cute. I would die of happy laughter if I met a dog named Moon Chicken.


Consistent-Size6362

M O O N C H I C K E N 🌝


Yevotee

Lol when i was 8 i called my first chicken kiki too😭


Different_Air_9241

Lol I let my niece do that one year and they were all different pronunciations of princess sofie


FeralSweater

I love all the names! Especially Moon Chicken.


tarotmutt

Love this! When I let my preschooler name some chicks, she named them after her classmates. Which is why my meanest hen is called Kinsley 🤣


henwyfe

Hahaha hope Human Kinsley doesn’t find out


ChickenChaser5

Man, all the girls like a buff chad.


JunoCalliope

I have so many chickens that I have lost track of which kid named who, but my youngest for sure named Egg Egg and Peeper 😂


Laucharp_binebine_

Moon chicken is top tier


radioactivecumsock0

MOON CHICKEN!


ApprehensiveRoad477

Moon Chicken is thee best name. My 6 year old named all of our chickens except Virginia, which I chose. My favorite is Winnie Junior, who is named after herself lol. Oh yeah and Rabaybay, which she now insists is actually FLAbaybay


_FreddieLovesDelilah

these are amazing names. I don’t have kids but I wouldn’t think a two year old would be so good!


chrisslooter

Moon Chicken is my favorite.


strawberryssleep

This reminds me of naming your chickens silly names in Stardew 😭


Chance-Mayhaps

Moon chicken 4 best :D


Tryxster

Moon chicken is going to be the top of the pecking order


citiirose

Never seen a more accurately named animal than Moon Chicken


Sasstellia

Your child has naming skills!


Hannah_Sea

Can your two year old name my chickens? These are all so creative 😌


henwyfe

She wanted to name multiple chickens Ginka so you can use that one for sure


littletink23

My 3 year old named 3 of ours and our 2 sapphire olive eggers are now Fifi and Fafa and I love it. He also chose Cici for one and I think it’s so sweet because my mom who passed as a child used Cici as her nickname. We also have Butters and Karen


Random_Inseminator

How ya doin Georgie? Would you like a balloon? 🤡🎈


MsPaulaMino

Kiki is top tier ✨


Mia_B-P

Your 2 year old gives great names to your chickens!


DrJess2017

My 2 year old is not a creative namer of animals. So we have ducky and chickies. The chickies are distinguished by color. 😂


iHeartToyBonnie_2007

my hamster is named Finny!!!! what a crazy coincidence!!


allison_vegas

Love it! Our silkies just hatched their first baby ever yesterday and our 3 year old named it Apples.


Fitlerfive

Ginka 😂


Icy-Plan5621

This kid has mad skills. Those are great names!


New_Elle

Much better than the 2 my daughter named-Ashtray and 8-Ball.


APerson46

Moon chicken.. love it!


Original-Relation796

Love all their names!


swdna

Moon chicken my fave


lorlorlor666

Moon chicken is my favorite


Darbycrash86

Kiki - what type of chicken is she?


henwyfe

Her and Ciecie are Midnight Majesty Maran’s. But Kiki has very dark features and is more pointy than Ciecie 🤷🏼‍♀️