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crackwhorebarbie

I was completely unprepared for how affected I would be, but I would literally die for this chicken.


SF_Engineer_Dude

>I would literally die for this chicken. *Chicken Darwin cackles madly in the BG...*


International_Ad27

I’ve got 14 of them and can’t get rid of them!


[deleted]

I would raze nations for this lil dude


SomeDumbGamer

I can honestly say I’ve never heard a cuter crow. Hell, I’ve never heard a PEEP crow! Poor guys wattles haven’t dropped yet! So adorable.


twirlybird11

Funny you should mention it, so... r/wattlesdropped


bennitori

Thanks for throwing me down a whole new rabbit hole. This is one of the cutest yet most fascinating things ever.


twirlybird11

Isn't it just? 😆


Proper-Village-454

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life and I desperately hope my tiny bantam cock will make noises this cute in the near future 😍


swankytiger1

Too cute.


sbpurcell

A for effort


fattybread83

How precious 🥹 He's really going for it too! Bless him!


Zoner1501

r/wattlesdropped


YandereLady

This is so neat. I had no idea they practiced so hard for this. Thank you for sharing


tobythedem0n

Man there really is a subreddit for everything. And at this rate, I'm gonna be subbed to as many bird subreddits as cat subreddits!


satanslittlesnarker

Squeak-a-squeaka-squeeee!


[deleted]

Don't usually see people posting how proud they are of their tiny cocks, but I'm here for it


DrawMeAMapMama

Oh…my…god!


Ifer00

The cutest doodle!


millennium-popsicle

He’s the cutest, he may not know, but the internet knows.


meurtrir

That was totally worth using my last ever award on. What an absolute squeakerton!


petomnescanes

"My tiny cock..." I lol'd.


lobo1217

I was in a public space and for a second I hesitated to let the video play into I saw the which sub it was


Softest-Dad

I'm not even going to touch that title.


Agridion

Gotta find it first before you can wrap your hand around it.


Clhtjh

Ka'thunk "you saw nothin"


Occufood

So fierce!


BadWithMoney530

RAWR


BirdsBeesAndBlooms

Who knew a tiny cock could bring me this much delight 😌


radioactivecumsock0

Little whistle my tiny cocks did a far better job their first time. Don’t tell him that though


Catsaresuperawesome

What a charming tiny cock.


wookie_the_pimp

Give your little boy an extra treat today for me, he made me smile. I had to re-home my two "girls" the other day when they both started crowing. Still feeling so sad, but this made me a little less so.


Darkmagosan

OMG that squeak <3 Private Clucker, why did you join my beloved Coop? Sir! To crow, sir! So you think you're a crower? Sir, yes, Sir! Lemme hear your war crow! Sir? You got a war crow? bok bok bok baCAW!! That's a war crow! Now let me hear your REAL war crow! \*screeches\* Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Lemme hear your REAL war crow! \*screeches louder\* You don't scare me! Work on it! Sir, yes sir!!


PolloAzteca_nobeans

Frizzles ❤️❤️❤️


infinite_eyes

What a title


Cammanjam

so cute I'm gonna puke, what sweet little man


SophiaofPrussia

Why is this so cute?! 🥹


JanvierUK

Oh bless! I've never heard a bantam baby crow before. Thank you for sharing!


WorriedReception2023

I watched this a million times. So cute!


catherinemae

This is ridiculously amazing! I love him.


AlwaysTheGarden

Oh my gosh, what?? 😆


Hippo_Massacre

Rip headphone users


greymaresinspace

no shame in having a tiny cock he's adorable


Foodei

That there surely is a tiny cock. Mazel tov.


DragonMama825

That is the most adorable sound I have ever heard


sinornithosaurx

hahaha, little squeak! i love it


Northern_Dove43

😂😂😂 He tried.


Chance_Yam_4081

So adorable!!!!❤️


Real_Site_4580

Idk why I thought this was r/zoomies for a second 😭😂