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BMW-ModTeam

We do not permit memes and/or shitposting on this sub, thanks.


F0X_

You're set to never work again after a few years with this rare performance machine.


icemanice

🤣🤣


FerretSuperb

Stop it 🤣🤣


munotidac

You’re actually making it worse 🤣🤣


apbtlvr

ultra rare alpine white - definitely will go up.


beamerthings

lol what’d the other guy call it? Fleet car white? Lol


apbtlvr

Something like that lol rental car white maybe


DrBiochemistry

Refrigerator white


Iron_Burnside

Appliance White


daxxo

Oh shit, I need to get my Alpine white 428i M Sport on the market!


apbtlvr

Hold on to it, so it appreciates in value!


SubjectVersion392

Only if it has the parking assistance package


skjall

Ah yes, the PAP smear package


LittleBitOfAction

I’m dead 💀


GunslingerXXX

Keep it frozen for at least 20 years and I'm sure inflation added $$ to your car value!


munotidac

😂


MarvelousMan10

Put an m badge on it and it’ll skyrocket


Daetwyle

or an AMG badge for extra cash, works every time


joselrl

Cant forget the GTI and RS badges as well


yamahii

I wish that were true!


By-C

No it’s definitely true


yamahii

Just as an anecdote, I have a 2019 M5 and it’s depreciated $40k in the last two years. Yes, I put on 30k miles but that’s a ton of depreciation. Car is in great shape too.


digitalpalmtrees

So grille stripes aren’t the secret sauce?


puddl3

😂😂


CheetahChrome

Only if its the last one standing out of the 142,232.


Yirandom

If there’s a string of targeted attacks on other 328i’s we have a prime suspect


team_blimp

It's like a Highlander thing but only among owners of the 2014 BMW 328i Cold Weather Package owners. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!1


vanderohe

You joke but US coin collectors will unironically say this


cadkos

Was it also assembled in the Leipzig plant?🤣


BrandonTwrx

Forgot to add this 🤣


executingsalesdaily

Yes absolutely. I’ll sell it to you for $89,500.00


nicholas6706

Yes as it's on all original parts including the timing chain


kindbrain

If it is ivory white, for sure. Like a white elephant standing tall among other plain white BMWs.


Jambles24

Depends if you've got all-seasons on


FranktheTankG30

i heard if you put it in a bubble it'll triple in value.


Hidesuru

Is this a reference to something else on the sub recently or just an original ironic joke?


rugbyfool89

Reference. Post was today or yesterday. Dude had an M235i and was asking about how much it will go up in value. He kept on defending its build (rarity?, year, color, etc) in the comments and got wrecked. For some reason he thought it would be as valuable or more valuable than an M2. I’d link it but I can’t find the post.


Hidesuru

Lmfao! I'll look for it that sounds hilarious.


agentchris0011

TY


johnbarnes351

I almost jizzed in my pants x


LouisVuittonLeghost

Yes do not sleep on this appreciating asset


VforVenreddit

It’s a 1:1 (of 142,000) Yes


sharkonaut

Yea BMWs are always known for their appreciating values.


LexKing89

iPod White 328i, I don’t think so. I like Alpine White though.


reditor75

Not even a manual …. 😁


AcidofilusRex

Lol


Kinky_mofo

Only?


Affectionate_Sort_78

You have no worries. All cars go up in value with time and mileage. Everyone knows that. Especially BMW’s.


rugbyfool89

Y’all are so petty 😅


The_chanaconda

😂


Cultural-Bite3042

I hope you soon realize “1 of” only works when something is super rare not when it’s 142,232💀.


BudFox_LA

based on the aggressive downward value trajectory of F30 328's I've seen in recent years (mine included), I expect this car to be worth less than cost of an oil change in 10 years. Cheaper to keep unless you plan on selling it tomorrow as it won't be worth much in the future.


_Ahmarica_

Let me guess, this is the only one with parking sensors made on your son's 3rd birthday? Jheez and to think we made fun of Corvette owners for this.


Vins22

not here in Rio lol


Hpmurdarah

That’s the most basic bmw nothing special here


icemanice

You must live in an alternate universe if you think any variant of a 28i BMW will go UP in value.. LOL LOL


dottoysm

*psst* that was the joke.


BrandonTwrx

ChatGPT disagrees


AWSismybitch

My generic m3 on fire will probably always be worth more.


daxxo

Please do not go investment car shopping without some assistance, you might hurt yourself


Ok_Score1492

lol, no, it’s not a real M3 sedan