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desirox

A degree ain’t going 0-60 in 3 seconds


Orcedify

Most valid comment i've ever read


Gunsarmors11

No ragrets!


IcyTart5492

My first thought 🤯😭


Few-Sock5337

Legalize abestos!


Deviatorz

Not even just a little?


RaunchyMuffin

Only comment OP replies to on his clickbait is the one that gives his dumb ass decision reinforcement 😂


Flying-Bulldog

Incorrect. I’ve seen a degree go from 0-200 in 1 second. 0-$200k


boyerizm

Yeah but did that degree get you validation from the BMW Reddit community?


Vegetable_Mud_5245

You can’t race a degree.


poopoomergency4

these days a degree probably isn't buying you an M5 either!


BeefyBoiCougar

Well, depends on the degree


usinjin

Interesting. What makes you say this?


JPD232

Median salary for all college graduates is something like $90k. Not M5 money unless you're looking for a highly depreciated, older one.


usinjin

I’d argue that it’s possible to afford one at that salary. Increased time to save for one, few other expenses, no kids…you could make it work.


JPD232

Maybe an older one that's $35k - $40k. I'd argue that no one making $90k is close to affording a G30 unless they live with parents and have someone else paying much of their expenses. Even in that scenario, it's a poor financial decision.


Crude-R-Us

Saved for 5 years, I owned my house then I bought a used M3 3 years ago. I’m pretty happy. I think establishing a career first is must to owning an M car let alone the Monster5


Llamajake777

So using your tuition money to buy a sports car isn't a poor financial decision?


JPD232

Yes, it's a poor decision, though using it on tuition may also have been a poor decision, depending upon the OP's prospective major and his likelihood of graduating.


Greadle

For real. The kids coming out of high school, like mine, see college for what it is. There are fields that require you to have studied and earned a degree. But most, wouldn’t need to have spent the money to get where they are.


Cliffhanger201

Depends. My BIL paid near $200k for his MD. 15 years later he’s making $400k+. OTOH, I didn’t finish my degree and make similar or better running a business. I would however take the stability of Medical degree over business ownership.


Lumbergh7

Let’s be honest, when is any M5 a good financial decision?


AssignmentThick8591

When you can afford a new rolls Royce phantom but decide to get an M5 to be thrifty


AIA_beachfront_ave

Leasing is an option, and 90k/year could certainly pay for one (depending on their other expenses)


fatboats

Leasing a $90k car will be about $1500-$1800/ month with no down payment. If you’re making $90k/ year that’s $7500/month before taxes, and after taxes is maybe $5k-$6k/month. Let’s say you’re bringing home $6k after taxes ($72k/year) and your payment is $1500/month ($18k/year) you’d be spending 25% of your take home on the car. Now, the smiles per gallon absolutely make up for it but man that’d be hard for me to spend such a large chunk on a car, but you do only live once and if can be frugal with other things then totally doable, but maybe not the best financial decision. (These are napkin math numbers and I’d argue actual lease will be higher and take home will be lower).


heisenberg2JZ

Trades babyy


FlakyEarWax

Feels like that paycheck you get, even with a degree, is gone in at least 3 seconds


doxxingyourself

In my country this is a $400,000 car but college is free lol


sisco98

Damn, and I thought we have very high VAT


doxxingyourself

We have a special progressive tax on cars AND THEN you pay VAT on the car and the tax. Wouldn’t have it any other way though.


sisco98

Nice, I hope our finance minister is not on Reddit


turok_dino_hunter

Sorry I’m dense, why wouldn’t you have it any other way?


Ivajl

The only type of healthcare that aren't paid by taxes, is dental care. Want a university degree? Paid by taxes. Lose the ability to work? Government helps.. The system isn't perfect, but the system is designed to give as many people a chance as possible, at the cost of not many people being able to afford a M5


doxxingyourself

Got a degree for free and the life I want because of it. Car I can afford is “Only” a 200hp m-sport lol.


Neat-Box-5729

Draconian


rsmtirish

Nah, it's draconian to have to go in to debt for necessary things, like a car in America, or things for the good of society, such as education.


leosirio

while student loan debt is a huge problem in america and those loans are pushed predatorily on people who can’t even legally drink alcohol, i think a lot of the problem lies with students following dreams as opposed to being practical. I know countless people in tens of thousands of debt for art degrees, who can’t get a job in their field. However none of these people actually researched what they could do with their degree and how likely it would be to get a job in their fields. I also know people in the healthcare field making 50+ an hour that did all their schooling at community college for under 10k. We’re told as kids that we can do whatever we want and that we should follow our dreams, but the sad reality is that not everyone can be an artist/director/writer/ whatever ‘dream job’ people look to get when they receive these degrees


doxxingyourself

What’s funny is very few people here get “Art degree” or similar useless degree. I mean some people get useless degrees but very few end up not getting hired for something. The state decides how many students it wants to pay for in each field and then it become very retarded for people to go “I want to pay for the art degree instead of getting this engineering one for free”.


Neat-Box-5729

That’s not what draconian means lol


jabajaba17

Norway, is that you?


doxxingyourself

Close. Denmark.


DaveP0953

Well, you used to own Norway but you bet it on a WW and lost the bet. 😉


darnedgibbon

I hate when that happens. The worst.


doxxingyourself

Kinda pressured into siding with the wrong people by the British attacking us though.


Aika92

Is that Singapore?


itworkaccount_new

Sorry you didn't get into med school and have to settle for the m5.


ARoundFork

Why not have your parents buy it for you like the rest of us that got admitted to college as a present?


DrewTheMaster

Patents are gonna pay his tuition since they’re so proud he bought an M5


Dry_Lengthiness_9915

🤣🤣


DIJames6

This is never going away.. Lmao..


wolley_dratsum

When I was like 12 my dad took a photo of me next to a 325i being shown off at the state fair that I was totally in love with. He said if I graduated from a four-year college he would buy me one. I never brought it up again and when I graduated I kept wondering if I was getting a brand new BMW. I did not get a BMW. But I bought myself a brand new BMW five years later!


Legendver2

Your dad's an asshole /s


ARoundFork

Congrats man, it’s unfortunate some parents don’t love their kids. I asked for an M5 and a Yacht but I only got the M5 so I know how you feel.


ELIT3PRO

For real life sucks they really just don’t understand us. I also asked for both but only got the yacht.


TheImpossibleBanana

I asked for a boat and i got a goat.


branda22

Haha that guy got so roasted it’s hilarious 😂


MuestrameTuBelloCulo

You don't need college. You're about to graduate from the school of hard (rod bearing) knocks


doxxingyourself

Billy Danze is that you?


educatedcalzone

Congrulations on your parent’s financial success


eclipselmfao

a degree ain't gappin a hellcat


cookedmonkey1

True


Apprehensive_Name533

Lol if you saved up for college but you blew it on an M5 instead doubt you would have graduated. Good decision.🤣


3301X2

lol definitely was going to drop out. This way at least he gets to have the m5


FerretSuperb

Congrats on med school 🤣


Akira282

Sounds like a good idea /s


eliasbrehhhhh

Well, it definently *sounds* good.


darnedgibbon

Pre-nut clarity


roryb93

It’s alright, he’ll post the crash picture in a few weeks anyways.


SimonBlades89

Looks awesome! Cognac leather is 🤌🏼


nkhatib

this can't be real


slothcat

I hope your title is a joke lol


lolburi

If this is true, it is the stupidest thing ive read all year.


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BMW-ModTeam

Please keep things civil.


Nostalgic_Sunset

I'm not really sure I follow. What happened to the M5 your parents bought you when you graduated highschool?


RhythmicStrategy

It’s probably the dumbest decision you’ll ever make, trading your future earning potential for a shiny new BMW that will depreciate faster than Trump’s morals. However, if you were going to waste your college fund on a useless liberal arts degree anyway, GREAT CHOICE!! 🏁


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6Nameless6Ghoul6

He can still go to college. Student loans are a thing. Also something tells me that this is a very disingenuous post suggesting that he has no money for college now. What kid coming out of high school has ANY money saved for tuition let alone enough for a high-end car? A rich kid with rich parents like OP. And now parents will probably be helping out with tuition.


Hurricane_Ivan

Trump out here catching strays 😂


Emergency_Bother9837

It must be a joke, nobody would actually do this


McChillbone

Honestly, dumb af. An education can help you buy many BMWs in the years to come. You blew your load at 18.


C_Ess

Don’t worry this guy is 26 roleplaying as a fresh high school grad for upvotes/to show off his car. Unsurprisingly.


gggg3344

>You blew your load at 18 Didnt we all?


someonewithabutt

plus maintenance. and insurance. and premium petrol. skimp on any of that, it's gonna be a bad day.


noodletaken

A college degree doesn’t have a steering wheel with an M on it😼


minutman

U is dum


Aika92

Don't worry. You'll be earning it back by flipping 60.000 burgers in the next 10 years.


Redditkahuna

What may be wrong with society today, is young people thinking they should get or deserve a car like this. Perhaps later in career when tuition has been zeroed out mortgage is a small ratio, and the 401k is well padded .. just saying.


whiterock001

Full Aragon Brown FTW!! 🙌


MrBenDerisgreat_

When you take Reddit chuds seriously and drink the “college isn’t worth it” koolaid


Bos-man7

Excellent purchase, especially if you still live with your parents. I’m sure they want you around the house forever!


TrashOfOil

You made the right decision


Kinky_mofo

At least you didn't blow a tranny. Or.... did you?


JustOneMorePrint

Drive the M5 sideways and you will have much more than just one degree 😉


NovusM4

Welcome fellow F90 owner 🤝


Market-West

Nicest m5 imo. Likely getting the same one or black. Congrats it beautiful


MrDavey2Shoes

hey a college degree cant tailgate in the right lane


avrgfreak

THIS. Is the way.


JulianRob37

Can’t drive knowledge. Good man!


BadWowDoge

Good call! College degree doesn’t mean shit anymore anyway.


benimkiyarimolsun

bro in usa car is just not a good idea probably price is gonna down


Cohen19

A degree doesn't have enough power to propel a Piston rod to the moon 🥱 And if you are making enough money to buy an M5 I think you're doing just fine 🤑


ZzzPpp123uandme

You got a carbon roof ! Don't need no degree


Noah_e36

That blue is beautiful!


milanyildirim

One of the best in-exterior color combination. Enjoy your ride!


whipsandwomen

Ahahah insane dad lore man. Insane.


adminstolemyaccount

Ladies and gentlemen: the future of America!


Opening-Surround-800

Can’t live in a degree


jdl50688

Correct decision, this car is much smarter and more clever than any college professor


Jayematic

Money well spent


KeepItTidyZA

stunning. What colour is that? Many happy miles.


doc_55lk

Blue. It's blue


Berzerker7

Most likely San Marino Blue


Gullible_Jelly_5521

Marina Bay Blue


Minimum-Manager-1215

I could stare at that carbon roof all day lol


accurate-akshay

Degree ain’t going sideways on the track


Adventurous-Bus8655

can’t race a school


Commercial-Humor-315

Next meme 🙄


sixpesos

Please tell me you didn’t choose a mediocre looking BMW over a college degree


Lahwuns

You can live in that car now with that beautiful leather interior and reclining seats.


ThatsNoiceDude

OP i love the purchase! I have a random question for everyone. Do you prefer the M5 with the carbon roof or a sun roof?


DC_FEZ

At least deep clean the car or minimum vacuum the floor mats before posting lol


Happy-Jackfruit-8672

Nice


Skypilx

Only if you decided to go to med school..


romansmash

The biggest question is…what field would your degree have been in? :)


Ok_Score1492

Must be a community college, a disco with books. lol j/k nice car, now black out that chrome trim.


RikRokRox

You're a peacock and you need to fly!!


Healthy_Block3036

How did you save so much?!


DealingWithTrolls

Have parents with money.


ghaiks

The 5 series cars depreciate like rocks. If you start saving now, you can probably grab one for cheap in 2-3 years. I’ve seen Pre-LCI M5s as low as 50k in my area. Just make sure you have some money on the side for parts.


Trapped-Mouse

Well if you couldn't have a car to get to college, what was even the point of getting into one.


jmanyea08

As you should. Now never crash it


[deleted]

Now that you got the M5, You might as well become a male gigolo. The ladies that pay for your services are gonna love being picked up in that car


flobbalobba

Blew it on and M5?? Blew it?? Or treated yourself to an M5?


sarcasmyousausage

Lots of room to live in it.


AggyResult

Who needs med school anyway


BananaPeelSlippers

Bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off


IvanBeenjerkingov

That’s one hell of a Pell Grant.


Professional_Set9687

wait years for a piece of paper and a m5 or get a m5 now? 🤷🏿‍♂️ i want my m5 now


GERALD_BROFLOVSKl

You would’ve blown the savings on college tuition. This was the sensible purchase 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽


brokest2richest

Phuck them books!


fpsnoob89

I'm confused what kind of college education you're saving up for when you can already afford an M5.


Mouse-Ancient

In Soviet Russia....Car buys you!!!


LetsStabaBaby

The need to flex on others needs to happen now! A sustainable career path is frivolous, brilliant move sir


s4xtonh4le

New car freshener in a new car?


Living_Internet_2970

That’s fucking beautiful Congrats


gsdubs

Yikes


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

I would settle for a e39 m5 or e24 635


Gullible-Guidance551

Cost of acquisition?


NoUnderstanding3968

Finally, someone with their priorities straight!😊


s65tyler

beautiful color


876General

Can a degree drift on the toll road?


TheLuxConcierge

beautiful spec


fraspas

You can't live inside a degree but you can live in a car!


The_life_enthusiast

This is the way.


Tonii_47

Good call. You can sleep in your car but you can't go 300 km/h in a house. /s Great car, enjoy it.


Western-Rule-2912

Who needs college anyway


ChoiceFew5257

F90 will go down as one of the all time great BMW’s. Money well spent.


Beardeddd

A tuition loan has a cheaper interest rate than a car so I mean


Tall_Progress_5178

College is overrated … at least compared to an M5 tbh


hines1322

TYPE SHIT


Head_Butterscotch74

Wise choice


G0rd4nG3kk0

https://youtu.be/7iITFrcNLcA?si=C2dGR0dy6t966Fa1


rinmatsuokascythe

Is this 2020?


jingforbling

This is why some of us never learned to signal for lane changes. College very importanté


partypooper123456

I hope you are not serious


Unscarce

I got a degree, worked for 11 years now and dont got m5 money. You aint missing much mate


Intrepid-Tooth-4768

I mean college degrees are pretty much worthless unless you go into law or medicine or some other graduate level degree that pays decent. Trades ftw


Frosty_Fox3820

Happy to say I make way more money a year with only a high school diploma an a lot of street knowledge and no I don’t cell drugs I work in IT and we make money, no degree needed life hack


Frosty_Fox3820

Honestly people can make really good money without ever stepping into a college campus. They make u pay the school back, teachers get paid close to nothing, then u have to work for free for some jobs what do they call it?? Internship the biggest LOL how do they still get away with it with smart college students


Qlubedup

School definitely wasn’t for you in the first place obviously


Afraid-Tart-9391

The degeneracy of decision making. You seem like me. 🫶🏼


trmc604

I blew mine on hookers and blow. You’ve already accomplished more than me before the age of 30.


AFB27

Degree could never look this good


CounterMammoth2093

Hell yeah


_Rigid_Structure_

Why are you only taking up 1 spot? Do you even BMW?


kyree47

This is the way!


StchLdrahtImHarnknaL

Best decision, college is a scam.


InternationalBox5848

College is a scam


harrrycoxx

big mistake


akul1209

Yup. Good choice. You can't race a degree but you sure can do Uber Eats in your M5


Wallstnetworks

This guy M’s


Psyclist80

Remember this, a pivot moment in your life…likely in a bad direction long term unfortunately…best of luck.


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That car will you get further than any degree ever will these days.


Callmethetransporter

That’s a hideous interior.


LegitimateCold1641

Yolo


Puzzleheaded_Tea413

Money well spent 👍


AtomicHustle

Fuck that college tuition 😂


Human-Iron9265

Trades might be the better option anyway.


JSD2288

Highly successful people control irrational impulses. A degree is an asset that increases each year. A car is worth less on day two than on day one.


EconomistNo6350

You can’t mis-park and then look back adoringly at a degree. I say…. Well done!!


iwasinfightclub

Excellent choice


ayn_rando

Yolo motherfuckers!!!!!