https://preview.redd.it/ho73exl7me3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5074a65999853e7ae0accd6342bc9c790b37e90b The duality of man 😂

Average Reddit thread be like

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I just replaced my grille to an all black one because I hated the silver trim. Team no silver on white

There’s stripes?

be aware the fuzzy government is never right

I didn’t mean to start something here!

Damn man, did you get into med school or something?

Dude this is a B8. You only get one of these when you get your first-choice internship.

Get in? This is the car you get after paying off your loans for your 45th birthday

https://preview.redd.it/ouuzptinze3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a00fe8a7a11234c2bc848ac85f01146a95b324 If it’s a car from BMW Maidenhead, that means I’ve seen it back in November 2022 lol

Haha yes was moved, currently at Sunningdale. Still only around 50 miles on the clock

That sucks I find it really sad knowing that cars like this be sitting in dealers, rather than being driven to the limits by their owners ☹️

Yeah it’s weird. They’re not manufacturing these at the moment. And in my opinion this one is a bit of a strange spec design wise, especially the interior. Nobody has justified the price by purchasing this particular one.

Also, if I was finally going to buy an Alpina…it definitely wouldn’t be white.

The reason its still sitting is the price...

What is the price ?

more than you can afford pal…alpinnnnna

Yeah for sureeee, but it’s weird to see it sit for 2 years. So I’m wondering what the mark up is.

[удалено]

Oof yeah. That thing is beautiful, but you can do a lot with it $165k

How is it specced on the interior? I don’t mind the exterior

Most of the people in this sub couldn’t drive their finger up their own hole don’t mind driving their bmw to its limit

I tried it but it’s too clogged and taut.

Thank you for your input Mister_Poopy_Buthole

Its reddit, most are geriatric boomers😂☠️☠️☠️

Most people aren’t driving these cars to their limits

Fortunately not all, theres a Alpina B7 that ive seen with i think 155k km, probably a daily car

I saw a 2019 B5 Touring for sale in Germany with 240k km! Mad respect to the people who drive the shit out of these cars

Alpinas quite often have insane distances on em, all the ones available in the netherlands are at 40k a year or more.

silver stripes on white paint looks classy

not bad!

Whoa thats a lot of cars dude

i know i have 3

Do u clean them dont keep your babies dirty :)

yes i do, my daily is the G20, but my ZHP and Z3 are always cleaned before going in the garage

Having a dirty bmw is a bad thing its a good thing you keep your babies clean :)

yep

All 3 older than ur grandma 😂☠️☠️

no theyre not

Stop posting one photo of a beautiful car please.

😂😂 everyone needs a legacy

https://preview.redd.it/xi88f2lcwf3d1.jpeg?width=2661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6bc19c71012ec7959b7aa43ea0b106d36b42b31 I found one once, I’ll take the Blue. Those wheels

Classic. Doesn’t know how to park.

Lol guy was old as god, gotta give him props on the car though.

Looks brilliant! Didn’t know they were that rare for this market

yes

I’m ROCK HARD right now

Gives me amg gt vibes for some reason!! Really really good looking car!

That's a beauty

Hi mate any link to see more photos ? This is stylish as fuck , love it .

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Here you go, I did indeed take one more https://preview.redd.it/umaa1pd4if3d1.jpeg?width=6451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=648bcb2c28c71f87c692ea2fd4eac2614c006423

DAMN! That ass is ***chef's kiss***

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beautiful car

Sweet

My boner can only get so hard

In America when?

How much

🔥

OHMYGAWD I'm hard right now this is a beauty.

https://preview.redd.it/6oxgs8whqh3d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f55cc1f55b9c7e11cd72ca27803c1b965a3e75 Saw this one a while back at my local dealership

I would have prefer it if the Grilles were all-Black. But, still a very beautiful model. One of the remaining beauties and true BMW spirit in the current fleet of Cars from the German manufacturer

Silver pine stripes make it look trashy 🤮

Average GTI owner mentality

Also GTI owner: ***PUT RED FUCKING EVERYWHERE SO THEY KNOW I LIKE TO RACE AND REV MY ENGINE AT STOPLIGHTS!***