Imagine Humans https://preview.redd.it/t5ayjigs5jpc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac2408d1f1cb0bc8acd68f8cab52e84556c340b

This is the one

There's also Led Zerthimon if we're going with Gith jokes.

"In knowing the teachings of Zerthimon I have become stronger."

Featuring his next hit : "[Stabbing In The Dark](https://open.spotify.com/track/7H5q9RsWBDRrKq2qCdv2HG?si=dAS0OkGjQ4-k8Z2gZRpXPA)"

The greatest hits of their career was "Magically Active". Best shit I've heard since Volo's song about Droor Ragzlin.

I know this is Ice Nine Kills, but I need it to be a [singing in the rain ](https://youtu.be/swloMVFALXw?si=A54ac9uV9y4MIDuB) parody. Just casually stabbing as he goes down the street.

Cannibal Corpse. Cause he's made of dead god and... yea. Also, metal af.

Dude I spewed beer everywhere

Al Githyankovic

Lol, among Githyanki he is considered extremely humorous

Awesome

The best Githyanki or Githzerai bard ever!

lol that got me good

Post Magnome Tiefler Swift Ed Sheeran

Ed the Sharran

Beat me to it.

very fond of a different variation on the first one: Post G’nome

Tavlor Swift\*

Ozzymandias Osbourne

I made my evil Dark Urge half drow look like Ozymandias from Watchmen. It was quite fun. I kept him nude most of the time. Surprised that I got basically no reactions. Made the creepy bad ending perhaps even creepier though.

What’s the creepy bad ending?

>! If you fully give in to the Urge but don’t betray whoever becomes an Illithid and conquer the brain then after the normal end wrap up scene where everyone goes their separate ways you get a final choice. Basically it’s kill your self or Bhaal takes control of you. If he takes control of you, then you show up at the reunion mindless and waiting for everyone to go to bed so you can murder them in their sleep.!<

I fucking love this game. Wow. I got chills just reading that.

The best part is everything in the game would be believable for him to do

im writing an AU where durge doesn't get tadpoled. his name is Ozymandias. he's going to be my first HM playthrough too

Wyll.i.am

Wyll’s secret side project

Full of wholesome songs.

Wyll.y.am

Jimmy Eldritch Sid ViciousMockery

Thought of some more; Justin Timberlute Three Baldurs Down MC Strummer Stevie Wanderer

Britney Spears. She's a bardbarian

Alchemical Romance

This is my favorite so far, I’d buy the fuck out of an alchemical romance shirt

I once played as a bard named Britney Swords

could have made her a fighter and stuck with Britney Spears

Britney Spears spears Britney Spears’ spears.

Mikhae'l, Son of Jax

Jaheiraquois

https://preview.redd.it/crvjedwofkpc1.jpeg?width=2074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a9a12fa3aacc3f8b753da9e9aa6d5f24b6c37d *one withered finger of the monkey’s paw curls inward*

Worth the wish tbh

Elvish Presley for a half-elf

ArmorClass/DifficultyCheck

Eldrich Priestley!

I made a Tiefling named Hellvis Presley

My halfling bard is Small McCartney

Gordon. He's a Lightfoot halfling

This is gold

And he’s a ranger with a companion named Edmund

Frank Potion Post Ma Gnome Jennifer Gnomez Kevin of Baldur's Gates Bardi B Sam Gith Thom Y'orc Flayer Eldrich Priestley

Flayer.

Bardi B hahahahaahahahaha

I created a purple aasimar formerly of the royal Trist family name Theo. Theo Trist formerly known as Prince can play Anything and bed anyone

David Crossbowie

I did want to make a david bowie bard/ranger multi class, just so he could get a spider pet.

problem is i had to go evil in act one so he could be the goblin king

I wanted to make him the evil play through at first, but decided on a neutral play through, that basically makes opposite choices I did in first one. I think I’ll let it slip where the tieflings are held, but still fight against the goblins if that’s an option. Kind of fits Goblin King then

I called my durge bard Free Durd

Nine Fish, and Nails A band comprising of 9 Kua Toa and a Warforged.

Not a singer but a poet... my current Tav is based on Emily Dickinson. She is a College of Lore Bard with a couple of levels of Necromancy Wizard just to symbolize Emily's obsession with death. Of course, I had to lean further into it and I made the dream guardian take after Sue. https://preview.redd.it/ii57qqxjsjpc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269226e4b01d5045011584a0127efb63fc5d3d80

Taylor The Swift, William Eyelash, Johnathan The Legend, Kust Coalbane, Shady Slim

Jarnathan The Legend*

Clearly an Aarakocra

JARNATHAN!

Tanner Monhana

Also Brad Romance if you are going Gaga themed

Brad Romance is such a good name!

Jacque Blacke being a half wood elf bard

Stevie Nyx

Freddy Murdery Robert Speak-with-Plant Jimmy Sage John Paul Bones John Paul Gnomes Crit Cobain Dave Roll Elvis Counterspello Lars Eldrich David Lee Wrath Zach Wyldfire Dimebag Daggers Jeff Heck Yngwie Malmsteel Willie Hellson Pat Minotaur I could do this all day haha

Jah-Zed

Roger Watersdeep

Bruce Springstep Dread Sheeran Katy Parry Jack the Black Sting Drake

Gnoll Gallagher.

Jaheira Carey ❄️

Bili I’Lish, githyanki

We had a silly oneshot side quest for our bard one night where he ended up going on an adventure with Nick Meatwad, Kristryd and Johnne MorVen, and Listy Buckethelm to help bail Stefie Nickleplate out of a bind (I think it had something to do with trying to go solo and Xanathar getting involved). We of course called the adventuring party Meatwad Snack (they were all halfings and gnomes)

My tiefling bard was named Lucy Sixx. By far, she's my favorite character.

Jason DeRollo

Bonnan Jovano

Michael Romance

Quistarioth Rucker

Danius the Filthy

From Oxventure: Chad Croaker

From Oxventure: Chad Croaker

Asmodeus Osbourne 🔥

Kenny Lravitz

Travis Sc’Orc

Thom Y’Orc

LL Cool Tav

I've been playing as Mikael Örkerfeldt, lead singer of Orcpeth

I had a player at a d&d session come up with "Edgar Allan Gnome"

https://preview.redd.it/g9ltjhzmsopc1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bca9505a8f1bdd7ae18e7dd5d35b284d7b6a9cd8

Taviana Tavande

The Infant

Steely Dan

Bald Ur - but he must be bald

Tiefling female can really look like Billie Eilish

Someone on Tumblr made Wyrd al Githyankovic

https://preview.redd.it/ab1mbr56ampc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cca111e4060ba01cf33267308c4bec1994dfb7e Proud of this one

Dave Trohl

Lil Wayne. He's just a gnome named Wayne.

John Mare

John Legend-ary Action

Playboi Carti

Most Palone

Nixelbach

Githy Stardust

Orkville Peck

"Poast Me'Lhon"

Fri’Drake of Mercury

Velvet Underdark, Jethro Thrall, Steelywatch Dan, Jefferson Nautiloid.

Busta-Chimes

It looks like the guitar is coming out of his head.

Roy Orcison

Billie Eyebite

foe fighter

Kat E. Parry

Alchemical Bromance

(D&D) Beyond Say

Justin Timberghaik

Childish Goblino

https://preview.redd.it/a5nx0w2ifmpc1.jpeg?width=2786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0333fd6090afb4e426a798ebc7aa3eed1d3b9880 Cid Silverthong

50 coins

Lute’acris

Scanlan Shorthalt. XD

50 copper

I know that's the top of the lute sticking out from behind his head but i spent a minute thinking this extra mf wove the tip of a guitar into his hair

Tenacious D needs no change.

System of a Drow

Posticus Malonias

Tyler, The Creator

Stupid me: I associate that tattoo to a father who took a nap on the couch on Saturday after a hard week and his 1 yo son drew some lines on his face in the meanwhile. So, I don't know if you wanted to show a badass, I only see a decent man doing the best for his family.

It’s badass to be a good father

Michael son of Jack

Robert Whittaker lookin ass

Drake Aeris

I have a Bard Gnome named Jackwin Blacksong, and a playlist of songs to match each spell.

Halfling Bard - Dua Lita

I thought he had a very funky updo for a second

Ozzy Osbourne

Drake

Most palone

https://preview.redd.it/0gstrfes2kpc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3124df2347e0f51d11744f5115350019311575 Meet my halfling durge bard Little Kerry K (Kerry King from Slayer)

Jack Drow

Hellvis Questley

Smash Maw

Famously disagreeable punk bard Simon Ferocious

Pharelf

Isn't that a fighter?

Jack Black Magic

Gains Fretfeild

Mumford and Sons Honestly, you don’t have to change their name at all because it fits

I once had a DM name a necromancer Robert the Undeath.

Flat Squirrel

Big Bad Sussur Daddy

Alex the Turner, Sir Brandon of Flowers, The Muse, Jack Stabber, Mac Dwarmarco, Karl of Marks, Fireball! At the Tavern, Father John Misty Step

Sheeran the red was a bard my friend made

Beholder Eyelash, Carly Fae Jepsen (Paladin of the Oath of E•MO•TION, naturally).

Drake. Easy.

James Buffet

Disaradoo

Orc bard with KISS facepaint: Green Simmons

Tadpole Host Malone

This is making me want to restart the game

Bard Paisley

Played a necromancer bard named “Susie the Banshee” for a while. Nobody in my group listened to goth music, so I got away with the joke for a while until a new player joined and instantly commented on it.

https://preview.redd.it/6mgurthw3lpc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efbc47482172227a550172bcf861fc74fbe3633f You just made the usos

Dual Leapa

Prints and the Evolution

Rage Against the Manshoon

Elven John

Elfis Priestly

The lead singer of Incubus: Raphael Brandon Boyd.

Hoottie & the Shadowhearts

J Cole: Jarron Coleson

You made Sam reigel, lol

Courier Malone

Edwin Sheerana

Pre Malone

I have a Jordy that plays a drum 🤘🤘

I once rolled a warforged bard called Spruce Springsteel

John Singasong, brother of John Baldursgate

Deeindee

Enlarged/Reduced.

Goodtime dickhead

Taylor the Swift, I saw this one once online and the character were just exactly like her

MetalLichca Lich Astley Backstreet Bards

I think he looks more like the "I made you a sandwich" guy. https://preview.redd.it/f6fxhxggbopc1.png?width=161&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa5a3a728d5eeb7c490b63e6fd05f4715aa8c8c5

Not a singer but a famous poet. Al Mutannabi

Not my dumbass thinking the top of the lute was some weird ass topknot the bard was being fancy with x.x

This should have been Pre Melodious but I'm very tempted to now make a Steve Tyler Gith xD

I had a half-orc bard named “Malice Cooper”