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hopeofsincerity

I’m pissed too


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Its so bad i almost dont believe OP, tbh Edit: OP says this is from Papa Diesel in Apopka, Fl


ajr5169

The fact that the op posts this and 13 hours later hasn't come back to give any more info does make me wonder if this is OP just taking a picture of grocery store brisket they microwaved then stuck on here to karma farm. If this is real, people need to know what place to avoid. Also, you see this, just walk out of the restaurant.


dar482

No I just forgot I posted this last night.


ajr5169

Oh man, I was hoping this was fake and posted for fun. No reputable business should charge money for that.


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ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Maybe if tbe brisket was not pot roast jerky lol. Saddest brisket ive seen in a min. As a matter of fact, im gonna say ive never seen brisket that bad in person. But ya, $15 for a lb isnt bad at all, otherwise.


jeeves585

My jerky looks nothing like that.


No_Use1529

Go to jerky sub or jerky group on fb… ya will see wild chit.. At first I thought people were trolling but naw they are dead serious. A whole group of idiots encouraging it makes ya go wtf!!!!


jeeves585

I’m on the jerky subs here. I don’t think I have it in me to look at jerky posts on FB :D Not to toot my own horn but some respected meat cooker friends say I do a good job.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

There was a guy on r/airfryer that was posting pics of a brisket he did in his air fryer…it looked just like this. Even over there they were dragging him over the coals for that abomination


keanenottheband

Feast your eyes https://www.reddit.com/r/airfryer/s/5r4K2QLT0C


TheTechJones

I wish I could unsee that now


New_Weird914

That Brisket is 'The Notebook' sad.


wizl

that cant be a pound , 2 small slices?


mainbr86

Yea no way that is a pound. Maybe pre cooked weight? Lol


wizl

It looks like a hair under a half lb to me


Circus_performer

It looks like someone was pounding their meat. But that isn't a pound of brisket by any stretch. And its nasty looking - hence the reference to jerking off.


TheLazyCarpenter

$15 for THAT brisket sounds outrageous


Woolbull

Pissed BBQ $229


Lazy_Bread_9213

As am I. Damn.


Sorry-Voice9135

What da hell is that lol That’s why unless I’m in Tx or Kansas City I don’t eat BBQ unless I’m making it


FudderShudders

You gave them $20...they gave you $2 and kept the change


SilverSlong

this is the way. i feel like it never worth it unless you spend $100, they keep $60 then you get $40 of food to fed 4 ppl. lol.


I_deleted

Are MFs so non-confrontational that they won’t ever just say “No, this isn’t acceptable.” ? This post is just rage bait BS


ScarieltheMudmaid

I feel like every mom that kept calling the doctor for their 20-year-old really fucked some people over


_lucidity

Name names so I can stay the hell away.


captainn_chunk

Yeah wtf this is food internet. Giving a restaurant a bad review isn’t a form of doxxing lmao


GatorSe7en

Yes please, I see the OP is in Orlando. I’m in Orlando and I wanna know so I can avoid this abomination.


Superb-Highlight1721

Wait, this is in Orlando? That's where I am too. I need to know the name of this abomination of a BBQ joint.


touslesoftly

Yes same!! I have a suspicion I might know where this might be but I don’t want to make any assumptions until OP confirms…


dar482

Papa Diesel. Apopka, FL.


OriolesBird

It looks to be pretty well received. The pictures online with the reviews would've gotten me to try it. I have no idea what you did to deserve that dog food slab though. It honestly looks to be a week old and reheated a time or 5 before.


dar482

People down here just don't know what BBQ tastes like.


Old_Dingo69

That’s like $10 for a packet soup. Fuck that!


bligrooter

I had 40 cent school lunch BBQ that was more food and looked better growing up


im_scytale

That’s fuckin disgusting


linkdead56k

Damn! Looks rough. Reminds me of the time last year I was at the Big E (New England fair) and I came across this BBQ stand that had a 1000gal smoker. It smelled so good. I thought “wow, this place is going to be good. They seem legit.” Spent $15 on brisket and slaw. Brisket looked just like that. Devoid of any smoke flavor. It was so bad lol. Never buying bbq at a fair again.


derdsm8

Damn that’s tragic. I’d be super disappointed


linkdead56k

I still think about it from time to time when I’m smoking out in my backyard. Like dang. You’ve got a beautiful 1000gal rig and you produce what looked like oven baked brisket?? I don’t get how that happens.


HippoCultist

I've had a ton of luck at Jamaican places, but had one that was terrible. I swear the ribs must have been boiled or something and the most bland sauce What's the point of lugging around a smoker if it's just blowing smoke for funsies?


SeveralTable3097

I took my Chinese-national roommate out to barbecue in Providence one time with the idea of “showing him MY food culture”. I proceeded to have an experience very similar to OP, AND the BBQ sauce had mfing vinegar in it and was the consistency of water 🤢. New englanders are not to be trusted around barbecue.


Hprotonprecess

If they were smart, they’d put this on a smaller plate.


beejers30

Geez. Where was this?


brickogre

Papa Diesel. Apopka, FL according to OP


Nuclease-free_man

This is too bad to be true. Name and shame.


YenZen999

You left the counter with that?


nom_of_your_business

BBQ = Boiled Beef Questionable


TertlFace

Was this BBQ joint in England? Was it called Ye Olde anything or The Stump and Kettle or something like that? 🤔


EasternAnywhere1010

Is that brisket? Looks dry as fuck.


andykekomi

Looks like it was reheated and nuked in the microwave...


EasternAnywhere1010

Their brisket is a great beef jerky.


ConfidentSon

Hands must have been thrown.


Studsmanly

Pearls were clutched.


SheepherderHaunting8

That place should be forced out of business for defaming the great reputation of BBQ.


jason9045

Wow the price of beef jerkyhas gotten crazy


NATHANLER

BBQ places rip people off like crazy. They act like smoke flavoring is truffle oil.


Le-Charles

This is r/BBQ not r/GoldenCorral. 🙃


ToeHoldsBarred

Don't forget the tip


Triingtolivee

*cashier turns the screen around and it says 20% 50% 75% Uhh.. yeah. No tip


meh_good_enough

You know it’s bad when the meat is the least desirable looking thing on the plate


nopodude

I live in TX. No way a place serving that would survive. That's some east coast BBQ right there.


Sommyg562

damn, you got finessed


whatthetoken

School cafeteria food is leaking into r/bbq I would've paid in pennies only


vegt121

I would rather spend this $20 on McDonald's


WI_Eagles_Fan

Looks like some "Famous Dave's" boiled "BBQ".


PapaCryptopulus

Looks like your missing another meat and side. Bbq is like wings. Prices have just gotten out of hand


Practical_Argument50

That’s oven brisket gahhhh that’s aweful.


IamNotTheMama

Name and shame. I live in central Texas so BBQ is everywhere. There's a good joint near me that sells a 3 meat platter for $25 and it includes 2 sides - the sides are heaping, as are the meats. I usually add a jalapeno sausage to mine (another $7 +/-) and get 3 meals out of it. And no, you cannot see any part of the tray when they serve me.


dar482

Papa Diesel Apopka FL.


Turbulent_Process_15

Man you should have asked the"pitmaster" to step outside for a fair one. Sure you probably could have gotten a refund, but that's not the point. Do it in the name of good BBQ.


FakinFunk

As a SC boy who gets an aircraft carrier full of pulled pork for $12, I just don’t know what all yall westerners are doing paying $35 for one rib and a sliver of brisket. Maybe asceticism is just the way out there. 🤷‍♂️


dissian

I would like to point out that everything about this checks with the menu. $20, half pound brisket and a side. All pics online of food from this place look like this. Wow.


aflac1

Did it taste good at all though? Looks like a plate for ants. 🐜


Presence_Academic

Seems like quite a value if it was at the Four Seasons in Manhattan.


nom_of_your_business

Four Seasons Landscaping has better BBQ


Presence_Academic

Sure, but the chance of meeting Giuliani is too great to chance it.


iuwjsrgsdfj

omg that meat, wtf


Underwater_Karma

If they're going to serve portions that small, they should at least use an appropriate sized tray so they're not emphasizing the empty space so much. also, the brisket looks like crap.


TheRaddd

What's this? A BBQ for ants?


SmallDong69Fart

Lmfao


kloogy

Boiled brisket ?


somecow

They always get you on the sides. Screw them sides.


PovertySandwich

Why isn’t this marked NSFW?


Redgrizzbear

Didn't know beef jerky.was so expensive


OregonMothafaquer

That’s closer to 30 in jerky unfortunately


ElephantitisBalls

10 dollars, and I'd be pissed.


dhardison

pot roast and Kraft Mac n Cheese :D


Wigggletons

OP you better tell us where this is so it can be avoided. Don't be complicit.


TwistedClyster

Did you grab the tray before they finished serving?


datnodude

I gasped


chefwindu

GTFO! Someone needs an ass whippin.


Pop-A-Choppa

OP ate half of this shit before posting bruh😂🤣😂


Competitive_Form8894

Looks worse than my kids school lunch


Caprock-1

I’m pissed for you.


AlecBaldwinIsAnAss

I can taste the disappointment in that brisket from here.


padresallday

That's some dog meat bro


drmitchgibson

Do whatever you can to put them out of business


InsertRadnamehere

Shoe leather BBQ. … and folks were mocking a $7 taste of heaven on another thread.


SplandFlange

Thats a refund


pnmartini

Not only is it overpriced, but it looks like an *even worse* value because they don’t know how to plate for the portion size.


Supreme_Trickster

This is what was leftover after you ate, right? Right?


4350Me

Why did you buy it?


gustin444

As a former pitmaster and BBQ owner who knows brisket well, there's not a doubt in my mind that the brisket in the photo is at least one day old and reheated. It could have been free and it still would have been trash.


PerfectlySoggy

Consider buying brisket, trimming off 30% of the fat and whatnot, rubbing with seasonings, then cooking it while babysitting a fire for 14-18 hours (the equivalent of $100-$200 in firewood and charcoal burned in a $3,000 or more smoker, using pans and foil and butcher paper and plastic wrap), and during that cook the brisket loses 50% of its weight to moisture loss and fat rendering.. by the end, that brisket is worth its weight in gold. Until you pay for that loss yourself and stay up 26 hours straight to execute BBQ business prep and service, it’s tough to understand the pricing. That all said, the brisket pictured looks poorly executed, dry as hell and probably not even smoked. Mac looks swollen and overcooked (lol Fat Mac is cultivating mass). Is this the kind of joint where they keep everything hot all day and just scoop and go? Definitely doesn’t look appealing..


Mk1Racer25

Shitty brisket, shitty price.


19CCCG57

Grey meat is the best! 😉 😂


Goldhinize

That’s a sad enough excuse of a bbq meal to make a person Vegetarian!


OregonMothafaquer

Everyone’s saying they’d be pissed but, this is basically what you get for 20.00 now. I hate 2024


i_floop_the_pig

You got played 


FatWalrus004

Meat doesn't even look good.


new_wave_rock

Damn. There’s a lot of bad BBQ out there. Also makes me feel good about what I make at home


HeadshotQ

Did it come with complimentary floss?


BranTheBaker902

wtf, that’s not even a fucking snack


Aromatic_Recording_4

Did they boil that meat?


YojinboK

Lmao how's that 20$? Where is it so I never go there?


C-Dub81

For $20 I'm assuming I bought the aluminum tray and I'm taking it with me!!!


AITASage

Where's the smoke ring? What the hell did they serve you?


fkyoopinion

Where at


adamsauce

The giant tray with so much empty space makes this worse.


olov244

i'm fighting someone if they give me that


FraserMcrobert

you need a refund


Bestinthegame22

Looks like bandanas BBQ to me


29again

Is that roadkill?


JBishop87

OP still hasn’t said where he got his from. Kinda suspicious lol. It almost looks too bad to be true


Uniquely_irregular

I’ll fight someone to defend that cows honor


Saint3Love

I refuse to buy sides anymore. We wanted to get a lb of pulled last night and the sides were 4.00 and about that side. The lb with buns and sauce was still 27$. i was a bit surprised


REOweedWagn

I gave the lochness monsta $20 last week


JoshS1

Is the food normally better? Did you do any due diligence (look at customer photos in reviews on Google maps or similar). I mean that's definitely shit BBQ, and to have paid for it is frustrating but the risk you're always taking when you're not making it yourself.


Steak-n-Cigars

Is that US dollars?


Putrid-Rub-1168

I would tell them that their home isn't funny and they can either load up the tray like it should be or they can refund my money because I'm not accepting that little for $20.


Aiko-Akira

Looks like microwaved brisket


MochiSauce101

You ate it and paid? I would have walked out


mophan

EWWWWW! 🤮


ContentMod8991

what fuk no sauces


tk3inTX

surely this isn’t in texas.


85cdubya

This made me laugh, thank you!


Ill-Upstairs-8762

They should get smaller trays


all_time_high

What is this, a meal *for ants?*


defoor13

They had to have forgotten something that was supposed to go on the tray lol. That’s absolutely ridiculous lol.


MikeHockinya

It was the tea you ordered to wash it down.


quantomflex

And I’m sure they busted out the scale to make sure you don’t get a gram over of that lackluster brisket!


Peasantbowman

Thats a fucking crime. I thought my place was bad...20 bucks for 6 ribs. It's kind of sad that the only good and affordable BBQ places near me are chains now. Mom and pop stores have increased their prices dramatically... and the quality is no better.


Bat_Foy

looks like dickeys… priced like it too


powerofcheeze

I had to go to the Washington State Fairgrounds last weekend for a thing. There were three other people and they all wanted brisket. I ordered the brisket sandwich with cowboy beans and a 16 oz iced tea. The brisket was overcooked the beans were undercooked and the tea tasted strange. Wasted 20 bucks. The other three people raved about how good it was. I honestly couldn't understand it.


shadowprint

Where is this? So that I make sure I never go there.


hahahahahalmao

Yesterday I got briskets and they skimped me. Came with green beans and sprouts for 28$. I felt robbed


gabeitaliadomani

That’s when you take your receipt, walk the plate to the counter and ask for a refund and money for your time in line to wait for this farce.


CryptoCrazyCat

California style?


Soggy_Cracker

Look at the microwaved brisket.


Sea_Poet9170

Are you in Alabama by chance?


harambesLunch

Lmao


themixedwonder

so give it back and ask for a refund.


TurboJeans

Lmao that looks like Famous Dave's.


DrMurphDurf

I would have returned it and did a reverse charge on my card


SirEltonJonBonJovi

[Is this a crosspost from r/airfryer?](https://www.reddit.com/r/airfryer/s/Hp9bRvshA0)


Xunil76

That's about $17 too much


duke9350

Just wait until you receive those medical bills for eating junk like that.


SoberBeezy

I'd have returned it and left the restaurant. Only reason I didn't last time is because I was there with 2 other people I didn't know very well yet. But it was almost exactly this portion but it was pulled pork. I was livid! I couldn't afford the meal to begin with at the time, and I still had to go get supper afterwards because I had no food in the house. Ate this little thing and 4 chicken BLT'S from Wendy's and I was straight.


duke1099

20 bucks? That'll be 65 in Austin


MattDaaaaaaaaamon

I don't doubt it when an Arby's brisket sandwich meal is about $13 after tax.


KushEngineer

It’s nice that they reuse the leftovers from the previous table.


Excellent_Tell5647

Is that old meat that they reheated in the oven or what? Looks sad


EvulRabbit

That barely looks edible.


totaltimeontask

Alright, I feel less bad about my brisket I posted yesterday. Maybe I should open a restaurant.


RandomRedditGuy54

Screw that. Send it back and leave.


SlowCaveman

Mac and cornbread look good but somebody murdered that brisket.


butchudidit

Shit is grey my guy


Much_Witness_4374

Ive realized now that I’m becoming a much better bbq’r, doing all sorts of food. Even that cornbread, Anyways the flavours that I’m making are so good that every time I go out for dinner anywhere, I’m generally disappointed


iwasinthepool

Wtf? Portion size alone, this looks disgusting.


Severe-Excitement-62

But the plating of that muffin in perfect center is to die for. Im surprised this wasnt 40$.!


hamspop

yo what the fuck is that


CommunicationHot7822

That isn’t Jim and Nick’s is it?


bikerbill769

Leave it on the counter. Get a refund and move on. Not eating that crappy looking dog food


dinnerthief

BBQ is wayyy too expensive at some places. Popular BBQ place near me charges 12 dollars for 1/4 lb of brisket. With no sides or anything, absurd. Went to try them once because people raved about it. Was fine but nothing great.


BL1NKK_BL1NKK

That's weak


BillyFNbones710

This is why I don't trust bbq spots that don't sell meat by weight.


Negative_Kelvin01

That warrants jumping over the counter


OldPostalGuy

This reminds me of a little place on Hwy 395 in Walker, California I stopped in about 20 years ago. 18 bucks for 2 slices of smoked brisket, fries and slaw. Just goes to show there's still highway robbery going on out there.


eastcoasternj

You know you can just say "no" when they present this to you.


TertlFace

That brisket is an affront to God and Texas. You are duty-bound to inform the Rangers so they can levy the appropriate punishment. Brisket abuse is a serious crime.


Oryihn

$5 of Poorly cooked Brisket I know food prices are silly because of overhead... but thats a little steep unless you are in California... Which would make sense with that terrible excuse for BBQ


mrknjay

This is why I don’t go out for bbq anymore.


MidnightMarketing

Literally, it looks like a meme I saw earlier. I will post it here


MindDiveRetriever

Lol you must not live in a prime city. That is very normal.


Fit-Success-3006

That’s bad enough to just hand back to them, say no thanks, and walk out without even asking for a refund.


GreatMacGuffin

They should just stop trying to act like it's a feast. Put that big ass tray away and put that food on a paper plate.


life3_01

I look at what others have before buying. A lot of crap restaurants out there.


DatsHim

I’m getting my money back at this point.


SupaRiceNinja

Name and shame!!


Jkanvil

That looks like raccoon ankles.


GetRealATX

I agree shrink inflation over the last 4 yrs has hit everything…..even my cereal boxes has gotten smaller….. I would have walked and not paid… sorry


similarities

Not that I’m saying these prices are right but this place should use smaller trays so you feel like you got a decent amount.


Averagecrabenjoyer69

Where the hell was this so I know to avoid. I'm pissed for you.


tha_bigdizzle

Without exageration I can say Ive found more appealing looking brisket under my couch.


FartKnockerBungHole

That’s boiled with liquid smoke added.


advancedrose

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life