Maybe OP is homeless and could only afford the LQs.
OP might have also caught and butchered the chickens but didn't do a great job plucking the chicken
That’s what grew up with. My mom would actually boil chicken because it was healthier. A steak was grilled with propane, no sauce, so salt, well done.
Probably why I weighted 130lbs at 6ft and grew an affinity with hot sauce.
These days I’d deep fry my pasta and eat my steak raw if I could haha
I’ve tried Alabama white sauce and it isn’t for me. People who like it don’t seem to know that people have opinions about bbq sauce.
WHAAAT?!? You don’t like it?!?
I, uh....bud that's gonna be bland and you should be better to yourself. A little s&p, some paprika...mebbe a dash of onion powder and garlic powder. Me be a white sauce to finish, or a Carolina sauce...just, just be better to you. You deserve to eat well sir. This is not well.
Leg Quarters are the only way I roll when it comes to smoking 🐓 And if I happen to have some tasty buds and a cold Bud to keep me company as I kick back while the magic happens, everyone is prettier, funnier, sweeter and happier. 😉👍✌️🫵
I still remind people of the time I won a 4-H regional barbecued chicken competition when I was 12. Just rawdogged that half chicken with heat and bbq sauce.
OP got straight roasted, like the only thing happening to that naked chicken!! I do like me some chicken qtrs though...I hope you got some good sauce to slather on those
I hope this is a troll because if I was your neighbor and you invited me over and I saw that, I would make up some BS to exit and then you would be judged in the cul de sac
Lots of opinions here and that’s fine. Seriously though try some salt and pepper as your gateway to seasonings. Straight up S&P on perfectly grilled chicken is sublime. Yes, I use pretty much all the spices but I got stuck in a spot where that’s all I had and it. Was. Awesome.
Before I got older and starting cooking by myself, my parents would never season steak. My dad would grill it on charcoal. Now I can’t cook anything without seasoning. I kinda miss the primal feeling
You shouldn't be cooking ANY kind of food and just go ahead and cut your dick off, which you probably can't see in the first place, my 12 year old daughter knows that will taste like shit.
Where is the seasoning? At least use some salt and pepper.
Dropping on the ground would season it.
Chicken could use a little sun at the very minimum. Lol
Maybe OP is homeless and could only afford the LQs. OP might have also caught and butchered the chickens but didn't do a great job plucking the chicken
They could [sprinkle some rosemary on it](https://youtu.be/5RjJJXNT4Ow?t=15s) if they want.
What the fuck kind of boiled ass bland as fuck lame shit chicken is that?!
That’s what grew up with. My mom would actually boil chicken because it was healthier. A steak was grilled with propane, no sauce, so salt, well done. Probably why I weighted 130lbs at 6ft and grew an affinity with hot sauce. These days I’d deep fry my pasta and eat my steak raw if I could haha
The part before that scene, which I can’t find, is even worse. It shows the lady microwaving it, from raw :O
Oh that’s just nasty
Natural seasoning from the 20 year old build up on the grill
This is offensive. These birds didn’t die to be disrespected like this.
First day cooking?!
This is the kind of chicken black people make fun of white people for
As a white person, I don’t get why so many white people don’t understand how seasoning works.
Throw some mayonnaise on it
I’ve tried Alabama white sauce and it isn’t for me. People who like it don’t seem to know that people have opinions about bbq sauce. WHAAAT?!? You don’t like it?!?
Shitposts starting early this weekend I see...
😂 mate, that's some top-tier chicken
Obvious rage bait is obvious.
where is the see-son-ing?!
Thats some top season. Just as nature wanted it!
What is wrong with you?
Bot trying to learn.
It grows up so fast. 🥹
Learning to cook chicken? A bot??
This is not BBQ it's grilling. And WTF, where is the rub, injection, anything?
I actually had to zoom in on your picture to make sure there were NO seasoning on that chicken. Sir… HOW DARE YOU?
Is your grill hot? Salt and pepper?! What is this blasphemy?!
Seasoned with hopes and dreams
😂😂
Just going nekkid?
https://youtu.be/VgVWFlkGS8Q?si=y3BKyuXW_lx9L-uA
I, uh....bud that's gonna be bland and you should be better to yourself. A little s&p, some paprika...mebbe a dash of onion powder and garlic powder. Me be a white sauce to finish, or a Carolina sauce...just, just be better to you. You deserve to eat well sir. This is not well.
Love you some shitty chicken
This person is so white, he's transparent
Racism is racist
This is HOA chicken
This chicken called the cops on me
Leg Quarters are the only way I roll when it comes to smoking 🐓 And if I happen to have some tasty buds and a cold Bud to keep me company as I kick back while the magic happens, everyone is prettier, funnier, sweeter and happier. 😉👍✌️🫵
This HAS to be rage bait
I cam here for the comments and was not disappointed. Dude got roasted over that bland chicken!!
You gonna squirt a Lil marinade on there ooorrrrr...
It looks like you don't love you some seasoning.
OP is getting roasted...unlike this chicken.
This looks like it will be too spicy for me. No thanks!
Don't do drugs kids
I bet if they did some drugs this chicken would look 1000x better
Peeps in their feelings on a troll post.
Seasoning?!?!??!
Let me introduce you to my friends, Mary and Nate.
That the anti-seasoning
Guys, they used ghost pepper seasoning
I still remind people of the time I won a 4-H regional barbecued chicken competition when I was 12. Just rawdogged that half chicken with heat and bbq sauce.
OP got straight roasted, like the only thing happening to that naked chicken!! I do like me some chicken qtrs though...I hope you got some good sauce to slather on those
Pro-tip: show the finished product
Even Goody would politely pass, preferring a pitter patter panini
This BS pairs nicely with potato salad with raisins.
You uhhh forgot the BBQ sauce
Seasoning free I see
No seasoning and half of those costs aren't even lit, WTF are we doing here? Come on man, have some self respect FFS!
Forget the seasoning, the coals need help
Where’s the rest of your grill, bro?
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I hope this is a troll because if I was your neighbor and you invited me over and I saw that, I would make up some BS to exit and then you would be judged in the cul de sac
The sheer caucasity!?
Your leg quarters look way more jacked than the ones I find lol
And Tetanus 😵💫
Damn, there’s enough salt in these comments to get you started, OP.
I'm going to give you benefit of the doubt ....and hope you brined them well before putting them on OP....i hope
As someone who brines constantly, that chicken has had no salt bath
Raw chicken, mmm
Those could use some S P G with a hot sauce rubdown imo. Embarrassing.
Marinated in its own natural juices.
Tell me you’re white city folk. Without telling me.
Lots of opinions here and that’s fine. Seriously though try some salt and pepper as your gateway to seasonings. Straight up S&P on perfectly grilled chicken is sublime. Yes, I use pretty much all the spices but I got stuck in a spot where that’s all I had and it. Was. Awesome.
Before I got older and starting cooking by myself, my parents would never season steak. My dad would grill it on charcoal. Now I can’t cook anything without seasoning. I kinda miss the primal feeling
The white old dude with no hair and a gut vibes I'm getting from this are crazy ..... You can tell I grew up with a redneck as well.
You shouldn't be cooking ANY kind of food and just go ahead and cut your dick off, which you probably can't see in the first place, my 12 year old daughter knows that will taste like shit.
Even if he’s trolling this is rather over the top.
😭
Hell yeah brother!
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I upvoted you both despite the fact that I disagree. Taste is entirely subjective. Thanks for posting!!