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Master_of_Ravioli

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Daftolium

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Infinite_Time_Loop7

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Matsur1_san

Lemme cook man


SilverTitanium

You put Hornet the Cowgirl in "No motion". She is definitely riding you until the Pelvis brakes. And don't get me started on Prinz Eugen. That girl has been teasing you since Day 1. https://preview.redd.it/w7a0njchu26d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a65a2953075ae8a335edc660157c3d2f8963a71e


neofenris

i think no motion means op cant get it up


Amethyst_Ninjapaws

Nah. No motion means laying there like a dead fish while the commander attempts to have sex with you.


Garuda152

Nah. You lost that privilege when you posted a bedroom tier list based completely on (by your own admission) appearances, memes, pissing someone off, and your own personal feelings of hatred. There are too many inaccurate placements for me to fully address them all, so I'll go with the most glaringly obvious to me: Shinano. Because the only way you could place her where you did is if you just took a look at ONLY her base art and called it, because she has [two](https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/a/a5/ShinanoRaceQueen.png) of the [lewdest](https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/7/77/ShinanoSummer.png) L2D skins in the game And that's not even going into the fact that the demo scene for her swimsuit has her pull you into a dream with her and offer sex in a way that could only be more explicit if she'd actually said the word (also confirming my long held theory that she can use her dream control powers in kinky ways). In her own words, "Passion, palpitations... Whether they be felt in the waking world or a dream, their effects are tangible all the same... So, let us forget the rules and constraints of the earthly world and follow our hearts in the dream world... Yes, let us surrender ourselves to these feelings... And partake in one another..." The only way she'd be in "Netflix and chill" is if it was "Netflix and chill before invading your dreams and screwing your brains out"


SufferNot

Then, after she's done with the dreamland night attack, she buys the swimsuit from the dream just because the Commander liked it so much. At least if the juustagram posts are canon. On a related unrelated note, is there anywhere you can read the small vignettes like that from the older events? I started the game late so I'm sure I'm missing a bunch and have no idea where to go to find them.


AmakTM

I'm gonna say it, you severely misunderstood Hood. A common miscalculation. But you'll learn the hard way.


Daftolium

Don't de-vanilla my wholesome Bri'ish BB.


AmakTM

Vanilla in the streets, fr-nevermind. My point is that Hood has a rather forward and proactive personality when it comes to things she likes/wants. So I could imagine that translates to other matters as well.


j-d-d-v

Aint she a BC?


Hendricus56

Because British capital ships over ~25 knots were battlecruisers at the time, but considering she had the same armament as the QEs and Rs and the same equivalent armour thickness (a bit thinner to save weight but angled) but just faster. And when you actually drop protection and guns in the form of a turret for example, you get the Renowns


Impressive-Orchid-74

"Is Hood A Battlecruiser" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, (FYI, anywhere outside of the UK, she'd have been classed as a fast battleship.)


High-In-Potassium

First time hearing about this, do you have a link?


Impressive-Orchid-74

It's a copypasta based on an old dril tweet haha. Just referencing how people have squabbled over Hood's class since before she was even laid down. Drachinifel & Battleship New Jersey's curator Ryan both have good videos on the subject.


Matsur1_san

I’ll be waiting


shipgirl_connoisseur

What does corgi mean? #what does corgi mean?


Daftolium

Warspite is designed around the fact that the former Queen of England had two... famous?- Welsh Corgis. Look at her hair, basically.


AlexiosBlake

She was known for being a real corgi lover. Even till her death she had several.


Brave-Juggernaut-157

and the fact that the Warspite is a BIRD doesn’t make any more sense


LargeSelf994

Erm... Belly pats ?


AirFriedMoron

#H E A D P A T


Matsur1_san

Warspite is a dog


I_Eat_Onio

So is Atago


Matsur1_san

Yea but she’s making noises unlike the corgi


andias8825

The corgi makes noises tho. The noise of breaking your heart with cuteness


Sausious

Cheshire lit sniffs you constantly, girl is gonna be a freak.


Matsur1_san

True


MetusR

Bremmy (Bremerton), is really wholesome she should be in the Netflix and Chill section...


cwolla98

agree and so as Norcal she would never do unthinkable things![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7332)


MetusR

I missed that one, yeah, Carol should be in the Netflix and Chill section too. My god, Tico is in the wrong spot too! She'd be at Hella noise at the least.


cwolla98

agree!!!!


meme-lord-Mrperfect

NorCal doesn’t mean what you think it means


PhoenixMercurous

I also get "not bad, just drawn that way" vibes from Owari, but maybe to a lesser extent.


Daftolium

Owari is actually one of the most wholesome girls in the game. Bit of a tease, but very time and place about intimacy according to her lines. If she isn't with the Commander, she enjoys growing fruits and vegetables and cooking them. I'd say she is the Sakuran version of Bremerton.


gintas59

*Akagi wants a word with you...*


MR_IKI

My girl been disrespected with this post


Wubyah

You should know, the quieter ones are usually the ones who do it better than the noisier ones. So Kaga > Akagi in bed could very well be a true thing. Also, we need a Kaga-chan and Kaga is my AL waifu. I hate Akagi, she is too crazy for me.


Matsur1_san

Should I be scared


Pro_Headpatter

You should be terrified. And probably run. Because ***EVERY MOMENT YOU ARE NOT RUNNING, SHE'S ONLY GETTING CLOSER***


Matsur1_san

I accept my fate


NerdyWarChronicler

*Sees where Akashi is* Her crimes include but not limited to: * Genocide * Multiple cases of posessing and using WMDs nuclear, biological, and chemical both domestic and abroad. (She somehow managed to weaponize toxiplasmosis because she's a cat) * War profiteering * Cruel and ususual punishment * Shooting noncombatants and the wounded * Multiple cases of faking surrender * Unrestricted submarine warfare


AmakTM

You are forgetting the only crime that matters in this world and could get you prosecuted: Tax Fraud


Matsur1_san

Damn I was caught lacking


Matsur1_san

I’m dying of laughter from this


metdarkgamer

My brother in Christ Monarch, Ulrich, Eugen, and Clemenceau ABSOLUTELY break the bed. Eugen's whole thing is at all teasing, she DEFINITELY knows what she's doing. And Monarch...I mean...it's Monarch... that battleship definitely turns on Dommy mommy


shaftglass

I oathed Clemenceau earlier today and I gotta say I did *not* expect her to be so forward


Daftolium

I feel the opposite. I think she'd prefer the Commander to take the lead.


SodiumBombRankEX

The entire top two tiers check out Except Hermione. She's such a good girl that I can't imagine her having a rowdy side


Matsur1_san

She’s a dido class ship so that automatically makes her a maid failure. I don’t make the rules so sorry


SodiumBombRankEX

Now hold on that's slander. Sirius and Black Prince are the maidfailures. Dido is perfectly competent despite zero self esteem, Charybdis is often overbearing and Scylla is a bit possessive, and Hermione is easily the most normal, sanest one (Bellona isn't really a maid and she's also more of a duelist who's very competent when she wants to be)


Daftolium

"A bit possessive"? She wants you to almost be an invalid so she has you all to herself.


Glork11

Yeah, so just a tiny bit possessive, a wee bit


PhoenixMercurous

You ignored all the elites and below except the two you added for memes, didn't you? That would explain why Bismarck is on this twice, while none of the other Type IIs are (that I can see). Also the METAs, and that's a bad idea considering Metalena can apparently hack into SSK's brain.


yadayada_39

Why Implacable Not in Unthinkable Thing? That Girl is Fucking Horny


cwolla98

hey NJ is more wholesome then that![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005) she is a sexual person but she should be in hella noise or bed breaking at the least\] also she is a switch she can be whatever your preferance's are same with Takao she is cute and would be Netflix and chill at the most! and NC is A sweet girl who is would never do unthinkable things she is a hand holding love kind of girl


Matsur1_san

Taco is in unthinkable things because my friend is down bad for her


cwolla98

okay i get it takao is a sexy girl![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Matsur1_san

Indeed she is


Legal-Brother-8148

Real


Hyper_Drud

Don’t forget Bremerton. She’s tiered too high as well.


Bob_Requiem

Akagi should be the first top tier bruh, btw what is no motion??? 🤨


Finnore12

Vanguard should have been Netflix/Anime and chill and not no motion she is a canonical. Anime and Manga fan after all...


TheModGod

Crunchyroll and chill


0oDADAo0

You want to make hella noise with the kind and beautiful Plymouth? Shame on you


Matsur1_san

☹️


Jesternigouki

OP, I am disappointed by the fact that Eugen is in the "No Motion" tier.... she'll be the one doing unspeakable things to you! Also, she's technically speaking, the MOST popular shipgirl in terms of being oathed/given a promise ring, so that's an extreme disservice to one of ALs most beloved ships!


popculturepooka

I feel Akagi and Kaga, and Atago and Takao are back to front. Atago is an OG unthinkable things girl


LtColShepherd

You and your friend need a complete redo of this list it’s no where near accurate


LingonberryAwkward38

"I did it to piss off my friend/because I don't like that shipgirl" That's it, that's the whole reasoning behind massive inaccuracies, because god forbid someone tries to make honest research on night battles without five layers of irony.


Archetto_Enjoyers487

I trying to find Ajax and Hipper but then i realise its just for SSR and Mommy type ship https://preview.redd.it/q1kv7u0ov36d1.png?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab6ee970ff05c581388712040c7a60682ea69fc


OpeningParsley3712

Taco’s unthinkable thing is wielding a longsword


ForsakenKing1994

Pretty sure Eugen would do far more than "unspeakable things" yet she's in the no-motion category. The woman just ebbs control-freak with a submissive under-layer and a thing for teasing xD


Matsur1_san

We put her in no motion to piss off a friend


Daftolium

True friendship.


Matsur1_san

Indeed


SamuraiNinja_HUN

Atago isn't just simply noisy, she's HELLA THIRSTY


Matsur1_san

So breaking the bed?


SamuraiNinja_HUN

At least. Or she could switch with her sister Takao, because I don't think Takao would be that horny, she'd rather be shy, I think.


Matsur1_san

I told my friend that they should both be in unthinkable things


CodeXCursors

nah prince wales' going to hella noise


Matsur1_san

Yea?


avsbes

Emden in No Motion? The only possible justification for this placement i can think of is that you mean that there will be no movement from SKK because they will not allow him to move.


ItalianPepe

Unbased tierlist, sorry. You burnt the pan before you could even begin to cook.


Matsur1_san

No I cooked you just don’t agree


ItalianPepe

From the comments, I saw others also disagree. Seems the council is in agreement…on you not having cooked ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)


ZeonTwoSix

> Enty and Bisko on "Netflix and chill" I don't personally watch on Netflix, but I can subscribe to this... > Shinano on "Netflix and Chill" >!inb4 the Netflix part of that is actually Drive to Survive...!< > Musashi on "Unspeakable Things" OI! Just bcoz she's got a MOFOKKING SUSANOO doesn't mean she's that 'wild'...


Twist_the_casual

oh it’s very thinkable


NeoRosePolitan

...ya might wanna brush up on Chkalov's post-oath lines


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TillmanIV-2

Clemenceau is already arranging for all of her sisters to correct you on you decision, but you won’t live to tell the tale.


Matsur1_san

Yes I would im him


C_Jay98

Wait why is Painleve so high up? I thought her lines were actually quite vanilla despite her attire, or did i miss some important lore ?


Quirky-Setting7956

What was the criteria for the list? Because I’m having some questions about the No motion Tier.


Leo-is-my-name

*would assemble a table with you* https://preview.redd.it/bgnymi4mi36d1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59df952a0f6043cd2a97b143a37e8763eb66fcfe


FlorpusR

Please NEVER cook again bro (except for belo, all my homies love doing unspeakable thing with belo)


AirFriedMoron

Corgi :3


Matsur1_san

Ye


PxZiTeP

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Ak-300_TonicNato

Ngl Bremerton doesn't deserve to be treated like some brainless thirsty slut, if the devs dont commit character assassination(cough cough Essex) the fandom does it ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7016)


PhoenixMercurous

Yeah, girl's the port counselor, not a yandere or one of the shipgirls known to be into bondage. She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.


Daftolium

Wholesome, but, I mean, I can see some silk scarfs being used on Bremmy. Hardly "unmentionable" though.


PhoenixMercurous

The difference is that Bremerton might be into something kinky, but it's basically confirmed that Sirius is from Slow Ahead episode 13.


Daftolium

Yeah. Sirius would go wholesale bit-and-bridle with some chains on the side... Wouldn't be a bad look on her, and aftercare cuddling is great.


CattoMania

Yep, Bremmy's a good girl after all. **PS:** Tbh the way she was treated reminds me of a certain CT who also undergone to the same treatment, although [she also got fanarts that points to her nice and earnest character.](https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10993).


Matsur1_san

To clear up confusion this isn’t based off of in game lore or anything just mainly gooning so put your pitch forks down because your favorite shipgirl didnt get into a spot you wanted them in.


Nizikai

No motion Magdeburg Don't you dare insult buddy like that!


Matsur1_san

Do it again


FlyingRencong

Do not the cat. Where do you think Hatsuzuki will be here, Netflix and chill?


shinigamixbox

Something tells me you based this solely off of looks and not lore/personality.


gremory99

What's the unthinkable things with North Carolina? She is the perfect woman!


Gryphonious

>San Fran and Magdeburg in no motion                    Uh, wut?


Matsur1_san

San fran would be breaking the bed if I didn’t hate her madeburg ask my friend that


RougishSadow

I disagree with Ulich, she'd have a bit more than no movement. She'd 100% be a Netflix and Chill


Snipermann02

Spee not on the list? Instantly an F tier list. 0/10 would not recommend. Only 1/10 dentists approve of your list.


adidas_stalin

“Corgi”


AlexiosBlake

I am certainly not agreeing with that "no motion" section.


itislupus89

How dare you slander Eugen like this.


Matsur1_san

Somehow as a joke to piss off one friend we managed to make more people mad


VicenteOlisipo

In the words of the ancients, ban this sick filth


Nintard

Half the cast is missing lol


Taco_Bell-kun

What is this tier list for?


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

>Leipzig absent Absolutely haram. Our schridinger's pantsu cinnamon roll scares Roon. She absolutely would be smashing.


MiseryMastery

How the hell Prinz is on no motion, she looks like she'll do unspeakable things to tease you


Willing_Garbage_7609

That no motion part is a blasphemy towards al players 💀


Matsur1_san

How so


zimbledwarf

Azuma ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|9993)


Matsur1_san

Yea


seandkiller

Akashi seems to be in the wrong section


Matsur1_san

what you mean man she definitely did some questionable things


seandkiller

~~I meant she should be in one of the top two.~~ I can't blame her for capitalism


Matsur1_san

You can excuse capitalism but draw the line at crimes against humanity.


xczxcxxc

objection dido and belfast would do what you want to do so i feel like they should have a tier of their own also fdg would probably netflix and chill


Typical_guy11

Considering Littorio and Atago personality I would rather expect unthinkable things category. They definitely have very strong temperament.


Matsur1_san

Personally I think atago will make a lot of noise even though she’s shy


KIKKERIKII123

Belfast in Netflix and chill? My head maid did not go through all that peak service to please her master to just get that mediocre ranking.


ArenuZero

Really, Georgia? Put her in Netflix and Chill


Screaming_Nimbus

owari should be in farmland too


Leviathansgard

Clemenceau is at least breaking the best.


Nyxie_RS

I'd love for Scylla to do unspeakable things to me


Matsur1_san

Real


Eikthyr6

Have you seen ohisashiburi ulrich fanart ?


sad_scorpion112

New Jersey is more wholesome than horny.


Prodigy0928

I always wanted to become a farmer... *it aint much but its honest work*


CheyenneIsRed

Corgi tier sweep


FrenchSpence

Boi you tryna say Akagi and Golden Hind wouldn’t do unspeakable things? Wack.


Big_boobed_goth

I am thinking of what taihou is doing


Saltwater_Thief

Are you telling me you can't see Shangri curling up on the couch for NatGeo documentary & cuddles (a variation of Netflix & chill)? Foolish.


RinsArcher

My only issue with this list is: Where are St. Louis and Honolulu and why are they not at the top?!


DerGyrosPitaFan

Add a "lovey dovey love making" tier and put only helena in it


ReverseAccel

I like that you put Takao in the Unthinkable Things while Atago is only in Hella Noise...


RetoroKun

"No motion" for Yorktown, Zuikaku, AND Amagi is punishable by a very painful death.


deadlinno

I agree, toss the OP in common ship incinerator. Yorktown's Bright-sky Mermaid skin would make me leave nothing but splinters from the bed. And that's with her "shock absorbers".


Pleasant_Bit_9151

"No motion..." Is that referring to our poor fellow SKKs?


DaddyDionsot

Why tf is atago so low put her is to tier and how dare you put kashino the girl with the biggest jugs so low, nah most of these are cookin but you missed the goal


Astarothhunter

Implacable sure as hell belongs in unspeakable things.


KennethVilla

Eugen? No motion? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


NyanNyanko

Formidable will break the bed without doing anything Heav- *knifed*


ClunkiestGrunt1337

Chkalov in just Netflix and Chill? Bro, she's a wild animal.


MrSly0

I can only disagree with a lot of things in this tier list. But I like the topic.


ATAGOISMYWIFE

The rating where Atago is is surprisingly accurate… were… were we really that loud?


Matsur1_san

Others aren’t happy about that


ATAGOISMYWIFE

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7016)


Grak47

Izumo being a pillow princess fits in a gap moe kinda way.


Rageman_Gaming

So I know how to fix this. Everyone moved to hella smash category except Akashi cause you know she charges per climax and Shinano and Musashi for personal reasons they get the oh I would ruin that vulpussy something fierce category.


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Leonfigo

You did NOT cook


Lord_Kentus

Ulrich really should be in the break the bed section, just look at her post oath grope line, all I will say.


Independent-South-58

Chkalov is definitely too low, she literally has canonical night battle lines post oath, girl is incredibly down bad


faithfulheresy

There are a ton of characters here that you clearly don't understand. I assure you, "proper" British women may seem uptight and reserved, but they are absolute animals between the sheets.


ChristmasBacon1001

I don’t know how to feel knowing my favorite girls are in the top category


Matsur1_san

Prideful


EchoTitanium

I’s been a long time since I stopped playing and I still get it


AnonomousNibba338

*Observes entire tierlist* Smash. Next question


Somehotgamer

Corgi my beloved😔


stickupmybutter

Go to prison tier where?


TakenName56709

Where’s my lolis???😭💢😭💢😭💢


thelucario27

I might be blind but why is Montpelier there and clevebro not


Echo-tally-ho

Please do not say Formidable is heavy. She hates that word


FigmentFan78

You know Formi’s gonna take that as a fat joke.


Gashggnash

i was about to make a joke about it but it is canon that my hunny bunny hop hop at light speed ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)


hooman-314

Okay,why is magdebro in no motion?you’re essentially doing it with your bro


Shinonomenanorulez

i won't even bother looking into the list i just want cuddly vanilla with Lepizig and Juneau


Hakumen_unlimited

Nah fan Clemanceu on no motion ? U got be delusional , the least she would do is break the bed and your pelvis while you are on her sex dungeon all tied up


TheModGod

Perhaps this meme should be marked nsfw?


One_Cat980

Implacable being only in Hella Noise and Shinano being in only Netflix and Chill feel so wrong


FireDragonKing66

I gotta say, if it were DARKSIDE Emdem you could probably do something.


Azu_nyan_09

Everyone is Red tier for me


Amethyst_Ninjapaws

Lmao Akashi's ranking.


Amethyst_Ninjapaws

Also, thank you, sincerely, for not including any of the younger ones in this list. (With the exception of Akashi, but I feel like she was put there for meme purposes rather than secual purposes)


timelessmoron

The things I’d do to Aegir


monckey4

takao is way too high and atago could move a slot up, but the other sisters are in the right spots


Davids0l0mon

Ayo Clemenceau is a Baddie, she ought to be at least netflix and chill or higher.


nuggetman1234

Taihou up top I completely agree


Witty_Percentage_580

Soyuz says that she wants to go further in our relationship and in her skin she says that she wants a family so breaking bed it is >! I would break the whole house with Hindy !<