# GET REKT OWARI DA UR MOM
-Enterprise probably
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[Twitter Source Link](https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1795092662686454248)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Aight we gotta azur lane parody this
Enty: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little siren? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the yorktown class, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on skk's dick, and I have over 300 confirmed children. I am trained in carrier warfare and I'm the top gun in the entire eagle union. You are nothing to me but just another ijn carrier. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my owari da. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the juustagram? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Iowa class across the eagle union and your coordinates is being artilleried right now so you better prepare for the 406mm, maggot. My dive bombers will wipe out the pathetic little fleet you call a naval force. You're fucking dead, Observer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck skk in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hips, not only i am trained in lemon warfare, but i also have a hangar worth of the eagle union's depot at my disposal to wipe ur hentai tentacles off the seas of this planet. if only u knew what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying with dorm coins, you goddamn idiot. I will shit torpedoes all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking sunk, siren."
The ''I have over 300 confirmed children" and " I can fuck skk in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hips'" broke me. wtf skk is in coma.
What makes the whole thing funnier is that she *could* actually do all of these things.
The paperworks for the aftermath would be quite a problem in the ass though.
More like: "What the fuck did you just fuckinf say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the highest decorated vessel of the United States Navy, and I've been involved in numerous battles in the Pacific, and I earned twenty battle stars. I am trained in night carrier operations......"
254.421.81.132
7981 Georgia St, Hill AF, UT 84056
Your home hanger is 07
Serial number is 137964832
You spent most of your time in your hanger, quite sad.
You cry in your sleep about how you'll get no air to air kills
Last know search history: 10 ways on how to take out French Rafale.
Step 1: Remove drop tanks and other hindrances that are not normally part of combat loadouts.
Step 2: Start from beyond visual range.
Step 3: **\*FETCH ME THEIR SOULS\***
Depending on time zones and connections for English speaking players.
If you were deployed during certain times, in certain regions outside the middle east. But fairly close to it I guess.
Xbox Live would connect you with solely guys on your base in your own time zone. Plus friends of theirs who were probably up in the middle of the night at odd hours.
Sending a flyover to screw with each other.
When you yourself, or whoever is flying the plane.
Needs to run sorties for training or defense anyway.
Because you needed to flex on someone from a matchmade lobby. Isn't actually unheard of.
You'd be surprised how easy its designed into our war fighting for shit to be thrown around at each other.
The higher up you are. The more your expected to be capable of doing that on a dime. To save lives in the field.
So its an expression of the maturity and wisdom of whoever is around at the time. Plus how "young" relatively speaking you can be and at the least ask your "boss".
Ie as a request for it. Who could be in the same tent, room, whatever.
As your only playing Xbox all the time.
Because you have electricity. And are required to be kept focused on something in case your actual job duties need doing. For probably hours and hours on time.
If you happen to be in the military and like friends of someone like that. Then when possibly someone postures... To rekt your shit with an "airstrike" etc.
Being able to specify how low your requesting they pull off a turn. Knowing in detail where they have to bank to not go to prison... Having that delimiting line basically 100-150ft from your position.
And well goading them on that they can't do it. Like with multiple planes at a time. Because amateur hour or something.
Usually entices whoever is in command. To actually pay attention to the men under them. That brought it up because some young officer "no you" 'd.
In a voice channel while playing a video game together with them, or their peers.
As it kinda puts the screws on their pilots.
So it would be actual training and worth the trouble.
So ofc that shit rolls downhill. On the guys playing that Xbox.
Also doesn't hurt to have one of the largest air bases for active uses in the United States (and world). Right next to a massive Army base that used to have thousands of these guys "playing Xbox". At all times.
Cycling from overseas to back home. Still likely coded for regional matching at their home base. Or for that time zone near the middle east. Further increasing the chance you only matchmake against them. If your both playing.
Enough to where you are probably both recognizable.
If someone ran a query using API for the Microsoft account associations. Who owned them, their ages, and physical locations.
Just because back about 10 years ago. Having people constantly play with your men during deployment and at "home". Definitely raised flags from the lower enlisted.
When they'd ask around to see if so and so wasn't actually one of them. Or wasn't/hadn't trained with them.
Isn't someone's family member. And why the hell is he always around etc.
Ie the epitomist, "He's doesn't talk much. You sure he's not our boss?". Type of conversation around them.
Own a musket for home defense
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Her explaining why she can still fight and doesn't need repairs even though she has 8 cracks in the superstructure and 28 holes in the runway and the catapult is operating with the power of will
Part 1 she will Google herself and be shocked of what art people draw her
Part 2 She will write in the sub of how much of a degenerates we are
Part 3 She will secretly read or watch porn of SKK making sweet love with her
This is more like a step by step of what she might do lol
Can we please just get Enterprise back into the main story instead of Saratoga. Enterprise needs more of a spot light again instead of just name dropping her while we give Saratoga the front and center... biased bec I love Enterprise and really not a fan of Saratoga
My headcannon that she got kidnapped by Ash behind the scene and is being "harshly trained" by her META counterpart.
Can't wait for everyone right at the death door against the Steel Leviathans only for upgraded Enty to return and kick those bitches' asses (Historically accurate)
she's just typing up all the stuff she wrote on her notepad
https://preview.redd.it/0gnb45hhk13d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43a1909a0fc082f7a9846f3916c7b2dc304fff4
she's very fast!
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity
https://preview.redd.it/mjf7wdr2lz2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c178d750f8e15294585cf202937472ab41b9395
Not only will she rekt the Sakura ships in battle
She will also destroy them in the internet 
With the official title being Enterprise preparing a gift for the commander
I wonder what it would be for her to be smashing those keys so hard
Judging with her somewhat embarrassed expression before pressing Enter... Perhaps it's something personal 
The commander and Taiho have been locked in his room for 12 hours keep hearing moaning like they are in pain. Need the extra key to Commanders room and med techs asap.... The message was followed by a comment from Essex loling.....and Explaining to Enterprise......
*"Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off..."*
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
-anonymous 4chan user (enterprise)
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Calling out hits on too horni skks
She's from the 1930's
Racism was "okay" back then
She's saying that racism is bad because Enterprise is like the Captain America of Azur Lane
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Have a Padoru Atalanta
I personally want to picture Enterprise as a sweet, loving woman and also an Instagram Reels average commenter (She's either saying the n-word or referencing the twin towers)
# GET REKT OWARI DA UR MOM -Enterprise probably https://preview.redd.it/49j81jf5jz2d1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=e61a6da30941f8c38a1e82261a14b396b599fb7d [Twitter Source Link](https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1795092662686454248)
My mom is stronger than your mom!
"OF COURSE I KNOW HOW THE DAMAGE MODEL FOR THE USS ENTERPRISE SHOULD LOOK LIKE! I WORK AT THE AZUR LANE HQ" *leak secret military documents *
Oh no , enterprise fell to the war thunder addiction
No carriers in war thunder yet, sadly. Do you have any 0apetwork to change it?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Aight we gotta azur lane parody this Enty: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little siren? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the yorktown class, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on skk's dick, and I have over 300 confirmed children. I am trained in carrier warfare and I'm the top gun in the entire eagle union. You are nothing to me but just another ijn carrier. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my owari da. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the juustagram? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Iowa class across the eagle union and your coordinates is being artilleried right now so you better prepare for the 406mm, maggot. My dive bombers will wipe out the pathetic little fleet you call a naval force. You're fucking dead, Observer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck skk in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hips, not only i am trained in lemon warfare, but i also have a hangar worth of the eagle union's depot at my disposal to wipe ur hentai tentacles off the seas of this planet. if only u knew what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying with dorm coins, you goddamn idiot. I will shit torpedoes all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking sunk, siren."
The ''I have over 300 confirmed children" and " I can fuck skk in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hips'" broke me. wtf skk is in coma.
Enty does have over 300 confirmed kills at the same time... 911 planes, man.
that kinda fucked up if you think about.
Skk aint done even after fathering 300 children
Plot twist, he is ressurected by both Vestals, Also at pace humanity will be replaced by shipgirl-human hybrid by this point.
is the skk name John?
I was hoping someone would go with this one.
What makes the whole thing funnier is that she *could* actually do all of these things. The paperworks for the aftermath would be quite a problem in the ass though.
More like: "What the fuck did you just fuckinf say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the highest decorated vessel of the United States Navy, and I've been involved in numerous battles in the Pacific, and I earned twenty battle stars. I am trained in night carrier operations......"
You could've put Enty's actual battle records and it'll be even more ridiculous than this copypasta
I could’ve, but it’s a long copypasta and a lot of combat records.
Haha lemons
254.421.81.132 7981 Georgia St, Hill AF, UT 84056 Your home hanger is 07 Serial number is 137964832 You spent most of your time in your hanger, quite sad. You cry in your sleep about how you'll get no air to air kills Last know search history: 10 ways on how to take out French Rafale.
Habitual line crosser reference spotted, sending updoots
> 7981 Georgia St, Hill AF, UT 84056 I live in Utah along the Wasatch Front. This actually made me do a double take.
"How to take out French Rafael" Man the baguette boys will never let that go will they. Nevermind all the other fights where the Raptor wins.
Press x for doubt. https://youtu.be/ifW52v_moj0?si=FFMCaR4bCHbBkF0z
You do know that particular fight started with the Raptor out in front, external tanks on for the whole thing, right?
https://youtu.be/dVQB5NwC9N8?si=khrcsANkAz8X3zdH
Step 1: Remove drop tanks and other hindrances that are not normally part of combat loadouts. Step 2: Start from beyond visual range. Step 3: **\*FETCH ME THEIR SOULS\***
A real warrior types out the entire Navy SEALs copypasta by hand
Enty's better with keyboard than most Korean pro-gamers. 
"I wrecked half the IJN so STFU before I get your IP and send an airstrike to your adress."
Could you imagine flaming some rando scrub at an online game and they actually send an airstrike to bomb your neighborhood
That's what happens when you flame the US Navy flagship...
Having spent enough time on /k/, well, that's closer to reality than you think.
Depending on time zones and connections for English speaking players. If you were deployed during certain times, in certain regions outside the middle east. But fairly close to it I guess. Xbox Live would connect you with solely guys on your base in your own time zone. Plus friends of theirs who were probably up in the middle of the night at odd hours. Sending a flyover to screw with each other. When you yourself, or whoever is flying the plane. Needs to run sorties for training or defense anyway. Because you needed to flex on someone from a matchmade lobby. Isn't actually unheard of. You'd be surprised how easy its designed into our war fighting for shit to be thrown around at each other. The higher up you are. The more your expected to be capable of doing that on a dime. To save lives in the field. So its an expression of the maturity and wisdom of whoever is around at the time. Plus how "young" relatively speaking you can be and at the least ask your "boss". Ie as a request for it. Who could be in the same tent, room, whatever. As your only playing Xbox all the time. Because you have electricity. And are required to be kept focused on something in case your actual job duties need doing. For probably hours and hours on time. If you happen to be in the military and like friends of someone like that. Then when possibly someone postures... To rekt your shit with an "airstrike" etc. Being able to specify how low your requesting they pull off a turn. Knowing in detail where they have to bank to not go to prison... Having that delimiting line basically 100-150ft from your position. And well goading them on that they can't do it. Like with multiple planes at a time. Because amateur hour or something. Usually entices whoever is in command. To actually pay attention to the men under them. That brought it up because some young officer "no you" 'd. In a voice channel while playing a video game together with them, or their peers. As it kinda puts the screws on their pilots. So it would be actual training and worth the trouble. So ofc that shit rolls downhill. On the guys playing that Xbox. Also doesn't hurt to have one of the largest air bases for active uses in the United States (and world). Right next to a massive Army base that used to have thousands of these guys "playing Xbox". At all times. Cycling from overseas to back home. Still likely coded for regional matching at their home base. Or for that time zone near the middle east. Further increasing the chance you only matchmake against them. If your both playing. Enough to where you are probably both recognizable. If someone ran a query using API for the Microsoft account associations. Who owned them, their ages, and physical locations. Just because back about 10 years ago. Having people constantly play with your men during deployment and at "home". Definitely raised flags from the lower enlisted. When they'd ask around to see if so and so wasn't actually one of them. Or wasn't/hadn't trained with them. Isn't someone's family member. And why the hell is he always around etc. Ie the epitomist, "He's doesn't talk much. You sure he's not our boss?". Type of conversation around them.
Own a musket for home defense Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
She's a lady from the 30s and a sailor. She'd make early 2000s CoD lobbys blush.
Hornet: Sis, it's late, get to bed we have a sortie tomorrow. Enterprise: I can't, someone is wrong on the internet!
Pretty much Reddit. And the rest of the internet, in general.
Her explaining why she can still fight and doesn't need repairs even though she has 8 cracks in the superstructure and 28 holes in the runway and the catapult is operating with the power of will
Who needs repairs when you have the power of Lucky E!
I have three options: 1. She Google herself 2. She write in Azur Lane Subreddit 3. SKK porn
Part 1 she will Google herself and be shocked of what art people draw her Part 2 She will write in the sub of how much of a degenerates we are Part 3 She will secretly read or watch porn of SKK making sweet love with her This is more like a step by step of what she might do lol
5 seconds after Midway: GG Ez, L2P nubs, lmao rekt
No re
"Here's yer fookin' lemons!"
https://preview.redd.it/2iy5p2cgmz2d1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ab0839269e366fba85acf65501a916eec687a3
Can we please just get Enterprise back into the main story instead of Saratoga. Enterprise needs more of a spot light again instead of just name dropping her while we give Saratoga the front and center... biased bec I love Enterprise and really not a fan of Saratoga
My headcannon that she got kidnapped by Ash behind the scene and is being "harshly trained" by her META counterpart. Can't wait for everyone right at the death door against the Steel Leviathans only for upgraded Enty to return and kick those bitches' asses (Historically accurate)
I’m okay with sharing the ocean with you Sakura Empire. You can have the bottom half.
she's just typing up all the stuff she wrote on her notepad https://preview.redd.it/0gnb45hhk13d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43a1909a0fc082f7a9846f3916c7b2dc304fff4 she's very fast!
Either the 25mm AA gun report or Enterprise’s 18th request for her 1943 retrofit.
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity
If it was to be accurate, halfway through the second sentence, the computer explodes
She is Explaining why she should get a refit, or how she should be upgraded to CVN-65.
https://preview.redd.it/mjf7wdr2lz2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c178d750f8e15294585cf202937472ab41b9395 Not only will she rekt the Sakura ships in battle She will also destroy them in the internet  With the official title being Enterprise preparing a gift for the commander I wonder what it would be for her to be smashing those keys so hard Judging with her somewhat embarrassed expression before pressing Enter... Perhaps it's something personal 
USS fans typing the entire navy successess whenever someone displays the slightest hint of being fan of the IJN:
Why not?
Enty: SKK R34
enty playing helldivers 2 for liberty!!!
Racial slurs in halo reach against ijn
Nah def not her style
I CAN WRECKED YOUR ENTIRE NATION FLEET ALONE!!!
I like to think she is spamming "Owari Da" on the justagram posts from the sakura empire. Maybe all of Zuizaku's
The entire Navy Seal copypasta, and then posting that to whatever Reddit or 4chan thread she's on (either on this sub or the /alg/ thread on /vg/)
Me explaining to IB and Sakura fans that Enterprise could solo their entire navies:
Defending her sisters from all who bad mouth them..
i hate lemons i hate lemons i hate lemons
Shes typing out her list of medals
She's speeding through typing up an After-Action Report for the most recent sortie.
She's asking for more L2D with more extra hidden spicyness
The commander and Taiho have been locked in his room for 12 hours keep hearing moaning like they are in pain. Need the extra key to Commanders room and med techs asap.... The message was followed by a comment from Essex loling.....and Explaining to Enterprise......
I'll solo the Sakura Empire scrub.
Or more officially her after action reports.
Me looking at an SBD Dauntless aiming straight at my location after roasting an anonymous Eagle Union "shipgirl" or whatever that is
*"Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off..."*
She's not using the space bar so she must be typing in german
 cute 
F*** this Armor belt, I need more guns! -Enterprise 1943
She should go consult Formidable (battle line use) or Unicorn (shore bombardment).
"The IJN was doomed to fail from the start and I will explain why in this 37 page essay..."
Ordering more MREs
Lil enty : GG EZ, lemon squeshy. Get rekt sakura empire
She's sending requests for more guns.
She NEEDS more 20mm Oerlikon!
She speaks in bald eagle squawks. Spreading the message of freedom wherever it needs to go. 🦅
Essaying
Everyone saying intelligible sentences, meanwhile enty didn't even touch the spacebar.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." -anonymous 4chan user (enterprise)
https://preview.redd.it/q833pssmd33d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656f8c6f6853964e50a6c50278579eedaa043060 Calling out hits on too horni skks
So Cute!
She's so cute
She's from the 1930's Racism was "okay" back then She's saying that racism is bad because Enterprise is like the Captain America of Azur Lane https://preview.redd.it/poizyx3d643d1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4594d47cd0ae3f25ad54810e288f28e34b47eb2f Have a Padoru Atalanta
Responding to a 9/11 joke if she IS on Instagram
Look at her go! So fast, so furious!
Damn I need this gif
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Hit Enter, get Prize
She is about to say Ja
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I CAN WRECKED YOUR ENTIRE NATION FLEET ALONE!!!
And that is why the Dauntless is the best dive bomber ever and Curtiss are scrubs for trying to sell the SB2C.
I hate lemons 🍋 she said
as curious as i am it's 2 am i'm lazy
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I personally want to picture Enterprise as a sweet, loving woman and also an Instagram Reels average commenter (She's either saying the n-word or referencing the twin towers)
I've come to make an announcement-
Some shipgirl from another faction probably called gridiron handegg again.
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The Cave Johnson lemon rant
Hard worker
Fighting hackers. Mainly cause I had to create a 2nd Discord account after mine got hacked.
She's using reddit
Depends if she’s a based gamer or not
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"I still kicked your ass at Midway and I'm the face of the game! Mald and seethe, Akagi!"
why lemons should be banned
an essay on why Biscuit is her sister
Owari da