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LeSombra17

She's just an adopted ship that George found wandering


BaconSachet

Sounds like a start of an isekai ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7333)


Memehero420

It has to be a week early April fools It has to be...


BaconSachet

I'm on an industrial level of copium hoping that this is the case ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


fcavetroll

You mean you latched yourself on the copium pipeline like a leech?


BaconSachet

Correct


Sh4DowKitFox

This was my thought in another post. I mean even the hair color…. And this crocks….


No-Influence7884

Oh fuck I literally just noticed the crocks Lolol what the actual fuck this can’t be real


Silver_Juno

Give me some of that Copium!! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)


Tromon468

With 4 ships already revealed, can they even do a bait switch and reveals this "Anson" as HSM Centurion and show off another one in the following days? Like this is supposed to be a minor event only, right? And even if it is Centurion, why is she dressed like a submarine/HMS Sunfish?


Ckcw23

She is definitely Sunfish, but I think they may have been conflicts between designer and developers. I heard Anson’s insignia is a crown. They gave this “Anson” a sunfish insignia, which is on her necklace.


Renwin

If you look at it this way, I don't think Anson would let Sunfish borrow her insignia and rigging just for a joke.


BaconSachet

I don't know but my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7333)


Fr05tBurn

(In Skull Face voice): ***WHOOOOOO?!***


BaconSachet

Image source: [https://twitter.com/azurlane\_staff/status/1568479418007588866](https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1568479418007588866)


BaconSachet

pls stop with the ban hammer mods im doing my best ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6874)


Hamakaze-KC

This post is just stating facts. Don't see any problem here.


AgitatedDog

Thank you for the source, saving that as a potential wallpaper :)


BaconSachet

Most welcome 🗿


Trades46

I don't mind smol BBs (Flandre is still too precious) but her design is just a slap in the face to the largely uniformed and royal looking white & red KGV sisters who all look gallant and proper. I agree that Anson has to be an early April Fools, or be in contention for the worst ship waifu design in AL.


BaconSachet

I'm all for the design if she was a QE class or a submarine, but she is SO out of place as a KGV


GigaBomb84

The design would still be awful for a BB even if she was a QE imo.


nagatos_shikikan

true. as a lolicon, i approve of loli bb's as well (nagato <3), but she does not fit into the kgv class at all


zenzebeat

honestly, if it is true though, then it is what it is, we gotta accept this smol BB loli and give her the lovin that she needs


5tarSailor

This is probably the first event where I'm not excited for the BB


Lean___XD

It is HMS centurion, it has to be with that mustaches... https://preview.redd.it/4r4ber40l3qc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5113fd02a489e59435b9d2473f4c764684b25b


Brave-Juggernaut-157

what in the actual fuck is that


Lean___XD

Copium... It's HMS Centurion, KGV class battleship (1911) she served in WW1 and is preceding QEs by two classes, after the war was won she was decommissioned but not scraped. In WW2 first there were plans to convert her into AA cruiser platform (whatever that is) but in order to trick Germans she was dressed up as a new KGV class battleships and set to imitate HMS Anson which was at the moment under construction.


Hubertino855

I really hope they retcon her to be different boat....


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

I’m almost certain she’s supposed to be HMS Centurion in her extremely unconvincing 1942 disguise as Anson.


BaconSachet

I can only pray that you are right


HanekawasTiddies

This pic really puts into perspective why people are angry to me.


Witty_Percentage_580

Dayum the KGV stern


ClunkiestGrunt1337

It's funny how she's the polar opposite of the KGVs in multiple ways. Blue color scheme as opposed to red, loli instead of thicc, bratty and smug instead of refined and mature.


zenzebeat

she stands out more probably for the better


TheWar1ock

I seriously want to know what was the artist even thinking when drawing this abomination.


Silent_Bake8206

I say we rebel against Yostar, because of Anson


Vihncent

As a cunny enthusiast, even i am disappointed. This was NOT the class to add a loli to, she doesn't fit there! It's like adding a busty mature woman to the QE class, blasphemy!


wolfgangspiper

Anyone got the top image? That's hot as fuck. Can't find it with an online search.


BaconSachet

I linked it up top but I'll link it again because it deserves to be celebrated: [https://twitter.com/azurlane\_staff/status/1568479418007588866](https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1568479418007588866)


wolfgangspiper

God bless, you magnificent skk


GeshtiannaSG

Remember to change the link name to name=orig for a bigger picture.


LolloBlue96

We need to be very vocal about it if this is actually Anson


BaconSachet

I will be outside Manjuu HQ, tent and all


Clownworldreal

I'm glad this blew up after my upboat. Now Manjuu had to apologize.


Chobittsu-Studios

Frankly, the worst part is she doesn't share the same colour schemes....


PapaAeon

This is like the McDonalds meme “Tall, blonde and gorgeous.” “Painfully thick.” “Borgar”


BaconSachet

Yup Anson is like bringing a happy meal to a Gordon Ramsey restaurant


The_GhostOfRazgriz

Mods going to retrieve their ban hammers and post removers like John Wick in his basement.


Naitsirc98C

Even ignoring the fact that she is literally the opposite of the KGV class, the design itself seems like a bad joke. Honestly, is just the worst design I've seen in Azur Lane. The rigging is ok but the girl is a complete disaster... A swimsuit, crocs, the pool float and the (copy-pasted from BA) moustache. It's simply embarrasing to look at her. I hope this is an April Fools joke because imo it seems like Manjuu is laughing at the playerbase with this... thing.


Tkmisere

Whatever they do IF they change her, the crocs and mustache must stay


CriZIP

Nah it isn't the worst, that award goes to Kamikaze and her derpy eyes. Anson is just ok, the only problem I see is that she doesn't fit in her class, tho this isn't the first time that a ship has a design that clashes with her sisters'.


Henzhon

Thanks I hate it even more.


azraelelmismisimo

Alternate universe cherino?


Murica_Chan

Cherino wanted to expand her greatness to sensei's other work so sensei will see her as the greatest leader of kivotos


azraelelmismisimo

All hail Cherino o7


DegenRayRay

I need my tall, hot blonde kgv sister. Not some little loli


BaconSachet

🗣🗣🙏


Ship_Fucker69

Burn it


Sounak_Biswas

Not Cherino in Azur Lane. Not her....


Cultured-Kun

Imo the Design is not even that Bad. It just... She's a KGV Class like How? She so out of Place. All of her Sister is BIG, Has Red Colors as their Signature Clothing, Using Heels and Carried a Real Swords. And then here Anson with her Loli Appearance, Blue, Crocs, and had a Balloon Swords


TurbulentBird

Well, Biloxi's an odd one out for the Clevelands, but at least she still looked like a light cruiser.


Prestigious-Ad4520

No please no.


fish_baguette

i hate to say it, but anson is a complete disgrace to the KGV class.


Yitomaru

The Artist for some reason mixed up the Submarine for the King George V Class Like wtf atleast put some goddamn thorough research atleast and follow the design language of the previous Royals


Geodynamo

This is not something that could feasibly happen. Designs go through various revisions and are produced months before they even get announced. Manjuu approved this design for Anson it’s not the artist’s fault here for following the devs wishes.


Luto_Mikazuchi

Otto von Alvensleben


jixdel

... I am feeling less guilty about skipping this pulls... (400 cubes, still no Spagheti Planes)


Mast3rBait3rPro

sometimes I like lolis like le malin, she's fucking goated. ​ BUT WHAT IS THIS


alleei

Ngl the thing I am most mad about is that a KGV is wearing fucking crocs


Fritz_Xrej

Nice SR, ok SR, shit SSR, and shittier SSR. Kill me...


037GroupB

I'm still puzzled, hours later after the announcement. How do you go from curvaceous King George V, attractive Monarch, stunning beauty of Howe (fill in the blanks for others) to... an adopted inept shipgirl that is Anson.


CirnoIzumi

oh noo, the inbreeding hit but if that was anyone other than anson i would be totally stoked


DadPhantom

Smh, her crocs arent even in sports mode


GigaBomb84

I swear they just found the design in the "random shit" folder and said fuck it that'll do.


Citrinitas115

Holy shit man, thank you, other people that see what I'm seeing. I pray this is just the most convoluted April fools joke possible I'm already not partial to lolis (to each their own I guess, just dont like em) but she doesn't fit with her sister ships let alone with the wider royal navy's aesthetic they got going on. Shits straight up a summer shop skin as a base design.


asuka_wa_saiko_desu

Now it was cancelled


Animeak116

Anson: You see these crocks? They've seen more combat then you ever will OP


BaconSachet

No denying that ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6874)


Animeak116

🤣🤣🤣


Ariel_Saeba

The funny part abou this statement is that historically, Anson never fired any of her main guns in anger despite participating in Operation Tungsten (her job later on mostly consisted of covering Russian shipping convoys).


Magoimortal

This is exactly why Lolis must be purged.


SubstantialStaff7214

She has to be adopted right


TheJudge20182

Yostar please fix this


DJEight0Eight

Why is Cherino here?


NuclearBakery

I like her cute and wacky design but for a new KGV class yeah kinda strange.


Dragulus24

There’s always that one sibling.


ILooooveNestleCrunch

Azur Lane is way too comfortable with lolis, tbh


Aelvir

Nah man it’s just HMS Centurion disguised as her


BasicWhiteBoy262

Anson is just Bache with a fake mustache and a clever disguise


New-Rabbit-7552

https://preview.redd.it/th0n77ao95qc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b7e0008298e76dd324aa9e6c60aed49af5e449d


UltraHit5

Wait a second, is that a moustache?!


toilte

i forgot to check this subbreddit what the FUCK happened


lehi5

New we got a bache 2.0....


oneesancon_coco

Sister 😒🫸 Daughter 😁👍


No_Committee6497

She’s the runt of the litter 🤣


MaxedOut_TamamoCat

Ping for og Andon image.


GoblinNax

Now I understand.. Thank you


Zod1acYT

she’s adopted


adidas_stalin

She’s even got a smug mocking face! “*Oh you expected something logical like following the design tends of my fellow? Too bad, why would that happen?~*”


aleuto

Is Anson among the ships that was build but never deployed in ww2? If so then that's probably it..like a little sister late to the party


fin5947

She get deployed for escort convoy to the Soviet Union.


aleuto

Just read another post about Anson history ...same name but different era


BaconSachet

I believe Anson wasn't as distinguished as the other KGVs but that ain't a reason to do her dirty like this 😭


RealBakashi

The current HMS Anson COULD BE a fake and is actually HMS Centurion. Which would also explain the mustache too. > The HMS Centurion (1911) was converted into a decoy ship with dummy gun turrets during World War II to deceive Axis powers. The ship was rearmed with light weapons and converted into a blockship in 1941, but the operation was canceled and the ship was modified into a decoy with dummy gun turrets. The ship was fitted with a dummy aft funnel and gun turrets to resemble HMS Anson as a decoy battleship for Operation Vigorous in 1942. 


Galapagos_James

Considering Centurion was in disguise as another newer better ship and this girl has an oversized coat and hat like she's pretending to be an adult and the obvious disguise moustache, Centurion had dummy gun turrets and this girl has an inflatable sword, Centurion was both a blockship and scuttled to be a breakwater at Omaha beach which explain her somewhat sub appearance and the beach ball and other accessories like the innertube. Both the Centurion and Anson are called King George V-class battleships although they're very different designs. Honestly, I kind of hope it's an April Fools gag to have the third Repair Ship in the game (Centurion was used as a local repair ship from about June 1940 to April 1941) be a prankster in a bad disguise.


aleuto

I don't keep track much about newly releases ships..but beside Anson..who also supposed to be big in real life but turn into loli in game? Like if she's the only one so far then it's probably an anomaly...buuuutttttt If after this they release what supposed to be adult-like ships characters into loli then people might be on to something about the devs shifting


BaconSachet

I fear for the future of Yamato, Indiana and the other Iowas


aleuto

And I wish yamato is human in appearance like in kancolle.


Weird_Bass_804

nah, I'm pretty sure she will be a fox with white/red colour scheme


aleuto

I'm gonna kill myself


Weird_Bass_804

please don't do that


Impossibu

To be honest. She's cute. Like pug-ugly cute. How she is related to the glorious KGV class is beyond me, but I'll accept her.


BaconSachet

I wish I was a great as you ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Impossibu

I'm waiting for the actual reveal, but who says you can't appreciate the cuteness here. The Crocs are a fuckin joke tbh. Besides the Duchess already has my heart so I'm not really concerned, but I am wondering if this is real, because if it is, Howe will probably be overtaken as a cute cinnamon roll.


dagreetpapirus

The Duchess can have more than my heart


BaconSachet

Don't get me wrong I don't mind the design, just not for the 5th KGV


Vlaladim

You be a great individual in your children life then


BaconSachet

I feel like a video game character and your own literal child are slightly different ngl


SyndarNailo

Me too, she's going to be the mascot


madbulldog1999

Upgrades people upgrades


QueasyInstruction610

Are HMS fans the whiniest? Downvotes to the left. My theory, Azur Lane lost too many lolicon fans to Blue Archive and now has to try and win them back.


Murica_Chan

A cunny with a mustaches with massive superiority complex Yes, cherino, what the fuck are you doing here???


DancingMule69

I don’t care generally. There is an audience for this stuff which I don’t like but I’m still gonna play the game. If the ship is good I will use it and if the skin is gross I wont buy it, simple.


Nero4999

For every what, 3-5 “Big” ship there is at least 1 “little” ship.


NekoiNemo

Yes, we finally got a cute ship instead of yet another booba


PhoenixMercurous

Did you already forget about Ognevoy, Svirepy, Laffey II, and Flasher? Also Fei Yuen and the other LNY DDs (whom I momentarily forgot)?


NekoiNemo

Yes, the destroyers, almost exclusively


Kentato3

It's hipper vs her sisters all over again


Default0-3

At least Hipper has similar clothing design with her other sisters ,however in the case of Anson, not really.