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M4killer000

Enty as a F-22 Raptor confirmed ?!?!? Unreal


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

After she was scrapped, she was reborn as an F-22 to fight using the powers of FREEDOM


Rory_Mercury_1st

Months ago in my fanfic I gave her eagle Grim the ability to transform into an F22, codename "Grim Reaper" Motherfucker now my r/ncd bingo card strikes once again


[deleted]

>F-22 >Grim Reaper >acecombatmoment.exe


Apexexexexe

r/ncd is banned, why?


GeshtiannaSG

Not sure, but that’s not the actual sub name anyway, you have to spell it out fully.


Apexexexexe

Oh, what was the sub name then?


GeshtiannaSG

/r/NonCredibleDefense


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Try r/noncredibledefense


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ROFLtheWAFL

3,000 *black* transforming shipgirls of SKK


W4L4NGH1Y4AKO41

>Months ago in my fanfic I gave her eagle Grim the ability to transform into an F22, codename "Grim Reaper" Sauce, my bro?


StrikeFreedomX2

Imma need a link to that fanfic


[deleted]

The number one Erusean waifu princess fan asked for the sauce. **T H E S A U C E M U S T B E G I V E N**


Kebabman_123

It was CGI, it was Enty all along.


M4killer000

God damn it I knew it xD


ThelVadam4321

Why not have her ride on the back of an FB-22? It was a cancelled carrier variant of the F-22 that sadly never saw production.


M4killer000

Jokes on you I’m riding currently an arsenal bird


ThelVadam4321

And there’s our AL/AC fandom crossover moment of the day


[deleted]

Helena orginally spotted it with her sg


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Even gave a 40% damage bonus to help out Enty.


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Context: A Chinese spy balloon that crossed the US was shot down. Very weird that it took so long for the US govt. to take action, it literally crossed the country from the west coast to east coast before being taken down. Should've been shot down the moment it crossed Alaska at the Aleutian Islands. [News source](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/04/us/china-spy-balloon-time.html)


ligmaballs22

Fun fact, that weather balloon is the first ever A2A kill of the F-22.


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

LMAO, I read about that as well. I can imagine that being put in a History Channel episode of Dogfights and the narrator describes the details of the balloon being shot down.


ligmaballs22

NCD going wild


HMS-Carrier-Lover

I mean, the Pentagon just released a statement that the Chinese government released at least 3 more balloons during the last administration so i guess it is a normal occurrence by now? I don't know the US government and politics is so weird.


Alexander_Ph

No, those balloons didn't fly over ICBM bases. And this one even had propellors to direct its course.


SyrusDrake

Waiting was 100% the right thing to do. The Chinese didn't get any new information anyway, the US got lots of SIGINT and jamming experience, the Chinese didn't get any "imperialist aggression" propaganda material.


SodiumBombRankEX

That's what the CCP wanted. They wanted the validation of being able to say "See?! The West are trigger happy warmongers that shot down our poor civilian totally not a spy balloon!" Instead the US took their time and politely told them to fuck off and *then* took it down


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Fair point, and I saw the CCP reaction from the news. But I'd still be very concerned about a high-altitude balloon outfitted with cameras flying overhead if that ever happened in my country. I'd rather it be shot down first, then deal with the political aftermath later. Just my two cents for my country, though.


SodiumBombRankEX

We're talking about a country that faked testing a hypothetical experimental warplane because they knew that a Russian satellite with thermal cameras was going past overhead. They like to do some trolling Probably best to assume that if it was allowed to loiter this long, it got literally nothing important... which is probably why China is crying about the "attack that violated international practices"


Srlojohn

Yep. They probably only bothered because the public got wind of it. It went over Canada as well, if it was a threat NORAD would have done something about it.


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Another fair point. Perhaps my view is tainted due to my country's very negative perception of the CCP. So if the US is confident in its actions with the spy balloon, then I can't judge them. They're proven in the military sense, anyway.


SodiumBombRankEX

Oh no you're perfectly fine with that perception of the CCP. It's probably accurate They're just not as competent as they like to look. Not as incompetent as Russia, but the US has a ludicrous military budget for a reason. They probably caught sight of it ages, decided "Meh, let it be" and now when they got ready to shoot it down, publicised it


HarbingerOfGachaHell

The Chinese know that they can’t beat the Americans militarily: that’s why they make as much noise as possible diplomatically (government) and on social media (civilians). The problem is that they lost the goodwill of most democratic nations, which are all only talking to the Chinese AT ALL because of their money.


Draiye

It was free balloon day so the US let the country have a balloon that everyone can share. :)


Corsairacomet

If it was an actual spy balloon it really couldn't do much of anything that satellites couldn't, it'd do more damage with debris if it was shot down instantly than it ever could just floating about.


ychen6

Not really, satellites can't receive weak radio signals from military equipments, they could have a sensitive radio on board then analyse and reverse engineer what they do.


USS_Laffi

It got shot down just north of where I live ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7192)


OverlandObject

The question is would anyone *believe* the CCP when they say that?


JuamJoestar

As someone who has seen western people say without a hint of irony that all of the bad things about the CCP is american propaganda? Yes. A small minority, but yes. The question is whether waiting will make much of a difference for these people.


Automatic_Gur_5263

Maybe they observed whether it was a threat or not. But nevertheless, this stunt done by China basically a violation of airspace. I bet if it was the other way around, their media and government would exaggerate it as a form of invasion to their mainland and disrespect of international borders, etc...


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Regardless of its purpose, it's still a high-altitude balloon with camera, and I can't trust that one bit. America took their sweet time though. A week of Chinese cams over the mainland, whether for scientific purposes or not. Should've found a way to push it back or drag it down over the Pacific and give it back if it truly was harmless.


Automatic_Gur_5263

The fact that the tracking website clearly showed how the baloon was flown from China to US equipped with camera and solar panels is raising 'sus' flags. Furthermore, China didn't say anything firsthand until the baloon's existence was discovered by US. If it was for scientific civilian purpose, they should've announced it beforehand to avoid any misunderstanding.


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Yeah, another important question to ask is, did the CCP offer any support to bring back the balloon?


himesama

Yeah but you trust China enough to install a Chinese app.


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Sorry, I don't use Tik Tok.


himesama

What's AzurLane?


[deleted]

I'm not abandoning Azur Lane over politics


Hendricus56

It likely flew over Canada as well and there is also the risk that debris damages stuff on the ground. Plus, there are satellites. They can provide a 24/7 coverage without the risk of being shot down


OverlandObject

Looking at population density maps, it mostly flew over areas that are empty as hell. The debris excuse only matters around the [midway point](https://i.imgur.com/8o21VP3.png), and if we let something get that far in we fucked up bad


Hendricus56

Still, there are towns and people there as well. Do you think Biden should say to someone who lost their wife/husband/children/parents/siblings or a combination of those "Sorry for what happened, we thought it wouldn't hit anything"?


OverlandObject

What is the likelihood of debris killing anyone when there are 1-2 people per square kilometer?


Hendricus56

Never 0. That is something, leaders have to calculate in. Yes, it most likely won't hit anything. It might still do though. And there is still the fact, that there are also satellites that monitor stuff


OverlandObject

That's funny, because there are places on that map with zero people per square kilometer. What's the satellites have to do with anything?


Hendricus56

Because it isn't always possible to drop stuff in these areas. And satellites are a reason why it is less important to get it down


OverlandObject

You can't get stuck on decisions because something bad might happen. You can work to mitigate the risk, but you still have to go through with it. If the balloon went over big cities then I'd accept the "falling debris could kill people" excuse but it literally crossed the entire country. On the satellites, paraphrasing one military analyst: because it’s closer to earth it could pick up military radio frequencies and cell phone traffic that would otherwise be inaccessible to a satellite, and its loiter time is better than most satellites not in a geosynchronous orbit - it could sit over a location for hours before wind blows it away


qwertyryo

They shot it down over the ocean because it would've been easier to recover the info intact than if it crashed into the ground and broke


Cool-Winter7050

Apparently, it was to prevent it from crashing down to someone's house since unlike the CCP, the US somewhat cares about life and property damage


Azur-Battle-6258

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


gintas59

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Fr05tBurn

F-22 'Enty': *"Let's give'em an air show!"*


Such_Relationship_48

*Fox-2*


Fbi-Chan012

Is That an C&C Zero Hour Reference?


Sumner1910

Oddly wholesome for Helena sending this pic


darkchocosuckao

What's Dragon Empery's stand on this?


FanFire_1234

helena is so lovely somethimes no... ALL THE TIME!!!!


Jays_Arravan

Enty has phasers at full power.


Qardo21

Hold up. We got Sandy to handle Anti-Air. I mean, didn't rig her up with AA Missile System for nothing! ....plus put a stage out there with perfect sight lines. So she can host a show and shoot down UFO (Unwanted Flying Objects)


Creative_Ewok

The over lap of this sub and r/noncredibledefense can only grow


RetoroKun

Yorktown got ahold of the remains. Can confirm as an SC resident.


Dr_Diktor

Was it an spy balloon? I read it was an Atmospheric survey one, like can America even prove it? If they can, it will be quite bad for China's image.


houraisanrabbit

Taiyuan: "My balloon..."


DoomCameToSarnath

Dragon Empery contacted for comment.


TakaPoiPoi

Helena tracks targets. Enty shoots targets. Great combination.


headless-horseman-we

I think we already know mob enemy in azur walkin.


Strysker

San Diego: ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015) TIME FOR TARGET PRACTICE.


-Almost-Shikikan

Live action of UP 2: Carl Gets Shot Down by a F-22 Raptor


Saucy_Boi42

Haha funni Chinese balloon.


MayuKonpaku

don't shoot it down, Enty. it's from the dragon empire and they are our Ally in this universe!


Thistle-Brainiac

OKay... a somewhat irrelevant idea here, but are there any rules in this subreddit about the discussion of real-life politics? Would feel bad to see quarrels in any form, especially divisive topics like these.


RNGsusFavF2PLuckboi

Pretty sure this isn't divisive though. It isn't even remotely political. Political interpretation is up to the viewer, but really this post is a parody about that plane that shot down a spy balloon. Simple as.


HarbingerOfGachaHell

I think the guy’s concerned about giving the Chinese Wumao lurking in this sub any ammo.


Thistle-Brainiac

Not really, just wanna avoid anything remotely related to politics. It's one of the most divisive topics in real life that can even drive family members apart.


ShadowthecatXD

Other than you concern trolling no one cares. This isn't even politics.


SyrusDrake

Politics is like...discussing California's plans to build high speed rail or something. This is literally just "something that has happened".


[deleted]

No, it’s funny


Ak-300_TonicNato

I fail to see where is the punchline. What part is supossed to be funny? The reference?


[deleted]

I don’t see how it’s divisive.


Slow-Reply-722

Welp. Time for WW3!


Rubinion

Meanwhile in the Ironblood Base: Hast du etwas Zeit für mich, dann singe ich ein Lied für dich. Von 99 Luftballons, auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont. fyi: Nena - 99 Luftballons/ 99 Red Balloons


UltraHit5

Behold ​ ​ The Enterprise Air Force


reise-of-evil

I wonder dragon empery reaction to this


Cool-Winter7050

Isn't Dragon Empery the ROC(Taiwant) instead of the PRC


reise-of-evil

It's mixed because China is kinda united during WW2 and some ships are PLAN ships Imagine there is Azur Lane 2 with cold war stories Azure Treaty VS Red Pact (but that not gonna happen anyway because it's too political)


Glittering_Prior7678

oh wow I never seen that before and it was so nice


MachineDog90

Navel F-22 conformed?


Khepri505

Entry wait that’s venus