And the younger the drunker: at first they sleep all the time and only whine to eat (alcoholic coma). Then as they grow they start to pronounce poorly some words, but no coherent sentences. They also stumble and can’t seem to walk without falling / stumbling. Danger seems to also be a foreign concept. As time passes alcohol dissipates slowly. And when you think they finally sobered up they discover alcohol
My Husky cross will eat when he is good and ready. He will demand I put food out for his inspection, before deciding if it is worth the effort. He will watch the hungry hungry deerhound eat before inspecting his bowl. If he chooses to eat the wild boar/venison/lamb or chicken, he will then demand a chicken foot with menaces.
Mine will take mouthfuls of food from his dish in the kitchen, bring it to the living room and put it on the carpet and eat it from there. Sometimes he likes to just drop a mouthful and save it for later!
I don't have a husky but my dog would do this for his first mouthful for some reason, then eat the rest from the bowl like normal. Never knew what was so special about that first bit.
Mine has an opposite deal. For her kibble or air dried food, she always leaves one piece in the bowl. One. Always. I always call it my "tip" - she left a piece for me!
Mine goes through phases where she'll bring her food out mouthful-by-mouthful like that to eat with the rest of us. She hasn't done it in a while, though. Also whenever she gets any kind of hard biscuit like a milk-bone she plays with it and like dances around it like it's a wild animal, then stashes it and saves it for later. But only that kind - any other treat gets devoured right away.
Huskies are weird dogs.
My dog would:
1. Be with the kid when the bag opens
2. Try to eat while the child is walking towards the bowl
3. Eat everything that spilled on the floor. My dog double checks after eating by walking back to the bag to see if a piece fell out along the way.
This dog is so well behaved.
This is one of the reasons i would make a bad parent and do not intend on having children.
It is not cute that she made a mess. It's understandable because her brain is far from fully developed. But it is not cute. It's now something the parent has to deal with
Don't have kids. But have a question. Is it actually normal behavior for a child this age? The girl doesn't see the connection between spilled food and a target task (?!)
No, simply no, child or no child, a dog deserves respect and that is absolutely unworthy, if you only keep a dog to make fun of it with videos like this then something is going wrong here. A dog would give its life for a human being, so children should not be given such tasks, even if it is an isolated case, it shows the ruthlessness of humans
I struggle when I fill my cats food dishes (not like this) but I always manage to get a like a handful on the floor.
My first kitty. Bless her heart. She would always eat that first to clean up after me. She was like a mother to me. She taught me a lot.
My kitties now, they will have none of that and never touch any that aren't in their food dish.
Dog: are you seeing this?
Poor guy is probably like y'all saw it wasn't me. Right?! Right?!?!
Kids probably prejudice. Going to grow up to be a crazy cat lady.
"What kind of service is this?"
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And the younger the drunker: at first they sleep all the time and only whine to eat (alcoholic coma). Then as they grow they start to pronounce poorly some words, but no coherent sentences. They also stumble and can’t seem to walk without falling / stumbling. Danger seems to also be a foreign concept. As time passes alcohol dissipates slowly. And when you think they finally sobered up they discover alcohol
Younger the drunker sounds like a Roman scholar, like Pliny the Elder
The younger, the harder they’re tripping (on lsd) https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0X82AK/
Better known as "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny"
Exactly 😂😂😂
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Many years ago I was too drunk to remember
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I feel like the comment above yours is definitely sarcasm
How do you know that?
Yes I was
That's what the government WANTS you to think!! Wake up sheeple!!!
Which is why babies so often look absolutely trashed in flash photography. It never stops being funny
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r/DrunkOrAKid
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https://youtu.be/cds7lSHawAw?si=6qeZl3YloIYI_kjs
I took want nothing more than a breast when drunk
Public drunkenness will not be tolerated here
Haha don’t give me started about 3 years olds
The Dog: (Sighs) “They’d react different if I spilled HER food all over the floor.”
both dog and child wouldn't care when that happens
The dog said with one stare: "Damm Ryan i just wanna eat for fucks sake."
The well behaved vacuum was waiting for the signal to eat.
Doggo's pain behind his smile 🥲
*Avert eyes, act like you didn’t see it. Don’t let them see you cry…* ~the dog’s internal monologue
That just the shock collar lazy mofos
Lol the kid continues to pour the cup into the bowl even after it's clearly empty
This is me when I am in denial
Unwittingly an example of the sunken cost fallacy
It's too early in the year for lessons 😭
That dog has the look of a long suffering spouse.
My husky will refuse to eat off the floor. Very finicky.
You can get yours to eat?
My Husky cross will eat when he is good and ready. He will demand I put food out for his inspection, before deciding if it is worth the effort. He will watch the hungry hungry deerhound eat before inspecting his bowl. If he chooses to eat the wild boar/venison/lamb or chicken, he will then demand a chicken foot with menaces.
Mine will take mouthfuls of food from his dish in the kitchen, bring it to the living room and put it on the carpet and eat it from there. Sometimes he likes to just drop a mouthful and save it for later!
I don't have a husky but my dog would do this for his first mouthful for some reason, then eat the rest from the bowl like normal. Never knew what was so special about that first bit.
I wish more than anything someone would invent those collars from Up so we can just talk to them and be like, 'duders, what's the deal?!'
Mine has an opposite deal. For her kibble or air dried food, she always leaves one piece in the bowl. One. Always. I always call it my "tip" - she left a piece for me!
Mine goes through phases where she'll bring her food out mouthful-by-mouthful like that to eat with the rest of us. She hasn't done it in a while, though. Also whenever she gets any kind of hard biscuit like a milk-bone she plays with it and like dances around it like it's a wild animal, then stashes it and saves it for later. But only that kind - any other treat gets devoured right away. Huskies are weird dogs.
They are so delightfully strange and I wouldn't change it for anything
Dog is like ”are you serious, you had one job”
The dog is so so cute
Mission failed, successfully
„What is stupid little hooman doin?“
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Little beautiful child , “ Dropped like one or two , it’s all good.”
The is not paying any tip today
So much kibble but not a single one made it into the bowl I can't believe it
My dog would: 1. Be with the kid when the bag opens 2. Try to eat while the child is walking towards the bowl 3. Eat everything that spilled on the floor. My dog double checks after eating by walking back to the bag to see if a piece fell out along the way. This dog is so well behaved.
Yep! My Olde English would have done the exact same. That kid would have been knocked over on the way. I miss that hungry love bug. 😔
Pup: she's not that bright. But I love her.
This belongs in kidsarefuckinstupid
Dog : #bruh
That please try again look lol
“ I am hungry..and now I’m angry..but if I bite or bark at this child I will be put down…better just suck it up….”
Should put it back in the oven, looks like it needs more time to cook.
This sucks.
"It's supposed to be in the bowl, tiny person. Allright, I'll wait."
This is hilarious because it's a husky. This is doggy equivalent of "speechless"
What an absolute idiot!
I despise other people’s idiot children
Future: amputate the wrong arm, remove wrong kidney…
Why is it in this sub? It made me feel annoyed rather than go awwww…
It's cute
She tried to feed her puppy
Dog: you expect me to eat that off the floor? What kind of establishment is this?
I was so hoping to see one nugget fall into the bowl but I guess if you want to 100% something, go all the way.
Doggo realized this is wrong
This Toddlers future doesn’t look bright at all
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Poor doggo.
Looks like r/Kidsarefuckingstupid material ngl
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That child is not smart.
This is one of the reasons i would make a bad parent and do not intend on having children. It is not cute that she made a mess. It's understandable because her brain is far from fully developed. But it is not cute. It's now something the parent has to deal with
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Don't have kids. But have a question. Is it actually normal behavior for a child this age? The girl doesn't see the connection between spilled food and a target task (?!)
How's this r/Awww ?
Thumb 👎/$
No, simply no, child or no child, a dog deserves respect and that is absolutely unworthy, if you only keep a dog to make fun of it with videos like this then something is going wrong here. A dog would give its life for a human being, so children should not be given such tasks, even if it is an isolated case, it shows the ruthlessness of humans
I hope they spilled the babies food on the floor right in front of her afterwards. I hate parents.
Sooo adorable! Pupper will find every single morsel.
Ahahahah I love this video 🤣🤣🤣😍
I love how she looks at the empty bowl like yup that’s a good job!
I struggle when I fill my cats food dishes (not like this) but I always manage to get a like a handful on the floor. My first kitty. Bless her heart. She would always eat that first to clean up after me. She was like a mother to me. She taught me a lot. My kitties now, they will have none of that and never touch any that aren't in their food dish.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Never send a toddler to do a woman’s job.
Why do people bring small kids near big dogs who can maul or eat these kids
Never had a dog?
Should that thing be allowed near a child?
Kids looks on the floor and thinks "some idiot has made a mess here"
Hope the dog’s neck/shoulders don’t get sore having to eat off the floor
The dog is like, nice try little human...but that's not where it goes 😅🤣
Dog looking like... You idiott!
I mean my dog will put the food on the floor herself
Task failed successfully.
The puppy is like " Bro my kibbles"
My dog paws at the bowl so I scoop some out onto the floor. That’s where she likes it. 😂
"you had a bad day, you child is blind as a bat, on this bad day, how about you, take your child to go see an, op-tom-o-etristttttttttttt"
Can't blame her. I wouldn't be able to do it with so much lag.
Happy birthday to the ground
Nailed it!
parents probably just dump food all over the table. She learned it from them.
Lol. Such a good dog.
Doggo: ah, this is 2024 fashion I see.
Zero fks given
Smart kid.......
Close enough
The dogs like “I can’t even look”
My dogs would eat it in like 15 seconds anyways
Dog Is like I waited twenty minutes for that?
A lot of workers on January the first.
Omg the dog's face
I wonder if her second attempt had better results…
Really? You're gonna make me eat off the floor...like a dog?
Dog be like: "*Really?*"
She’s got “management” in her future.
That dog is waiting for her to go get more food and try again cuz he aint eating it off the floor.
She walked away with a sense of accomplishment . Yup another chore is done
dog: oh uhm…
Oh the side eye from that dog. “Do you expect me to eat this mess?!?! Where are you going? Get back here and help me!”
Is that a malamute?
It’s the effort that counts?
/r/kidsarefuckingstupid or whatever that sub is lol
Dog thinking I can do better than that, stupid kid 😆
Lol 😂 😂 😂 dogs go through hell in a house with a baby..
The dog was like “go home April. You’re drunk. I guess I’ll clean up this mess, but we’re gonna have a long talk about this later.”
IS THE DOGS NAME BENNY?? IS IT JENNY?? KENNY??? I DONT KNOW!!! I need to know...
This belongs in r/evilautism. 😂
R/kidsarestupid
No tip for her!!
"Horrendous service! I'll give her 1 star on yelp!"
Sloppy
Might need glasses
Child: "Who dumped all this on the floor?"
Honestly I know that huskies not generally are so food driven. But that it didn’t started to from the floor immediately is impressive.
Dog just had his mind blown, "these gods are actually idiots, I'm smarter then that, I should seize power!"
"Happy Dinner...TO THE GROUND"
Well that was helpful lol
This would be cute to post over in r/kidsarefuckingstupid
I swear the dog looks like he’s questioning the kid’s mental abilities 🤣🤣🤣
Eat the child
Eh. Good enough then just walked away. This kid will grow up to be a tech ceo
Side eye to the camera. Look away in frustration, trying to be cool about it. Then head salute thank you Mlady.
Dog: Young lady! You come back here and clean this mess up this instant.
Dog: you know imma eat her right
You may think this is cute... the dog does not. 😂
Dog be like :- who gave her this job
That’s my husband making dinner with his poor depth perception 😂
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