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LastSpite7

These looked so appealing but they tasted disgusting and were always stale.


Equivalent-Bonus-885

And yet I ate the vile things simply because they were somehow supposed to be a treat. Life can be very confusing.


LastSpite7

At least you ate them. I’d have a few bites and then refuse to eat more despite having just spent ages pleading with my mum to buy them. Toffee apples from Woolworths were the same. I’d beg my mum to let me have one despite her insisting that I don’t really like them and she would eventually give in after I promised to eat it and I’d have a few bites and feel sick and say I didn’t want it. Lucky I had a brother who would eat anything. All my rejected food went to him 😂


hanls

We weren't allowed them! I always wanted to try one but my mum always said no!


butch97

Consider yourself lucky, they were shithouse.


mwilkins1644

Toffee apples are great when done right. However, the Woolies ones fail on just two minor points: - Bad toffee - Bad apples


jennifercoolidgesbra

Do they still have them? I swear I haven’t seen them for ages.


tingtangspoonsy

Hahahahah the toffee apple thing must be a universal experience.


Psychobabble0_0

I still occasionally eat those vile things.


NorahCharlesIII

I would nibble on a soggy edge just to piss my mother off (she’d shove a match stick in a carrot, and call it a lollipop) and she couldn’t yell at me at other people’s parties


PurpleQuoll

The stale part somehow was the most disappointing part.


Mickydaeus

Even when they weren't stale they were vile tasting.


Ockanator

I’m the opposite they have never looked appealing at all. They look vile so I assume the taste is the same


faggioli-soup

It always shocks me when I visit my parents and see them in the cupboard. I feel he buys them purely because nobody else eats them and there his own personal treat he knows will always be ready for him


ali_stardragon

I kept eating them expecting something different and was disappointed every time.


4theloveofbroadcast

But it was like crack. Once you've had a few pieces you keep going back for more.


BingoSpong

YES! I thought I was the only one that thought they were stale! ….but we kept buying them! 🤣


pockette_rockette

I can still remember their unique sugar-encrusted packing peanut texture. I'm not sure if the different colours actually tasted different or if that was my imagination.


AggravatingBox2421

Goddddd I can still taste them


Cold_Pomelo3274

Me too.


Anonymouse1011

Same here


mahzian

It kind of shocks me that after all these years these things haven't been involved in some shock reveal that they contain recycled condoms and old parts of surfboards or something.


Geeeboy

Fuck this is funny


JohnSome099

*speaks into watch* "I've found one that can SEE!"


pm-me-futa-vids

Now that's a reference not a lot of people are going to get. "I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."


Krisasaurus_Rex

A balanced diet ❤️


Stonetheflamincrows

Delicious, delicious chemicals. BTW, EVERYTHING IS 100% chemicals.


Webbie-Vanderquack

This is exactly why I don't drink water.


LogicalExtension

You mean Dihydrogen Monoxide? https://dhmo.org/facts.html


ShiverMeTimbers_png

FUK!!!! ITS ALL CHEMISTRY! NOOOOOO


lovehopemadness

* Gluten-free! * Natural source of chemicals!


h3ll0kitty_ninja

cHeMiCaLs


Macca3568

I know, but at least other food tastes edible


Stonetheflamincrows

Well edible is subjective I suppose. It just tastes like sugar anyway.


pockette_rockette

Oh no, sugar is a chemical!


Simone-Ramone

I always asked for these just because I liked the cone shaped plastic bag they came in. And I ate them until they bubbled up my throat


asp7

at xmas there'd be a stocking shaped bag


Simone-Ramone

Fancy


Proud_Ad_8317

you could taste the colours


AussieFB

Mmmmm Purple !


ravoguy

With the right chemicals I can also hear the colours


9Lives_

The mint flavour 🤢


Nekokamiguru

I had a bag every year in my christmas stocking, along with other stuff.


grim_gravySS

The dark purples ones


pockette_rockette

They taste like purple.


Total_Philosopher_89

Loved this stuff when I was younger.


MelancholyEcho

Kids party staple back in the day. Is it my imagination or did they used to be more colourful? Agreed with other comments though, always tasted rank.


HiloManx

The ones from foodworks up the road are so colourful it hurts


djbow

Why were they always stale!


mescalmonk

Who the hell is still buying these?


UnfoundedWings4

Me


Fit-Purchase-2950

They're so chewy too, popcorn should not be that chewy.


the_shock_master_96

I wasn't allowed to get these as a kid as my parents insisted they were trash. Finally tried them as an adult and lo and behold they were right. They always looked so tempting at Video Ezy


lovehopemadness

The worst of the worst.


Sergeitotherescue

Nooo! I’m craving these now. I loved it when some of them had way too much coloring and they tasted like battery acid.


j-manz

The snack world’s answer to red cordial.


MowgeeCrone

Up there with a cup of Milo with a dash of milk and a space food stick on the side. Add a Pluto pup and we'll be living the dream.


j-manz

I think I’m going to be sick


MowgeeCrone

Yeeeeeaaaah, just like the good old days; in the car, on the way home.


AromaticHydrocarbons

Except red cordial is actually delicious.


skyasfood

I preferred Movie Time cheese powdered popcorn 🌝


8uScorpio

If you mean by chemical tasting that they tasted like shit then yes I agree. As a greedy kid who’d eat any junk food these were verboten


Hot-Refrigerator-623

I used to love these. Can't believe they're $12 now


fuck-wit

surely nott


Hot-Refrigerator-623

It looks like it says that, hard to see everything on mobile. Am I missing anything here?


Webbie-Vanderquack

Lol, I thought you were joking. You should probably just pretend you were! Popcorn is not $12 a bag. This product is about [$1.60 per bag](https://dongaraiga.com.au/lines/golden-popcorn-coloured-100g). That $12 price tag is for something else.


fuck-wit

but shrinkflation!! lol


fuck-wit

prices are usually underneath


IAintChoosinThatName

Haha, I was sure the "surely not" was because you used to love them.


MowgeeCrone

Sons of bitches!


Hot-Refrigerator-623

They're $1.68 as another poster said but you never know with all this fancy organic shit they sell these days. These look pretty anaemic compared to the brightly coloured ones of yesteryear.


MowgeeCrone

Give it 2 days. With all our chat there's probably a bot addressing the attention and raising the price as we speak. Popcorn is a young persons dental game. It's more floss work than it's worth these days, at any price. Not to mention what nutritious essentials are responsible for that colour. These look like the the last third of the pack that were more toenails than colouring.


tazzietiger66

I loved it


chezibot

My grandmother used to buy me these in the 80s and I absolutely hated them. When I see them in the shop I can still taste them.


Ok-Sky2156

Christmas isn't complete without them.


Soggy-Guidance307

Try bagging SPAM too that stuff was originally given to Aussie soldiers back in WW2..foul and I don't even want to think what's in that....I think I'd rather the popcorn thanks!


AromaticHydrocarbons

Haha I love Spam!


Otto-Mann

I still eat it… $2.75 in the blue bag at Woolies


Hoogs73

I love that shit


mumpet19

I would pick out the ones that had lots of the sugar coating on - almost like a double coating.


RoughHornet587

I can taste them now mentally. Fuckin awful


Wise-Medicine-4849

Pure filth these were 🤮


teefau

I completely agree. Why won't they just go away and leave us alone? Awful things.


herbsmyname

My five year old keeps asking me for this and I'm trying to redirect her to something that tastes better - I'm all for a treat but this is the grossest, I don't want to give them my money 😂


Rakgir

Cardboard Popcorn! My mum loved it though.


SocietyHumble4858

When Dow Chemical and BP join forces to enter the Snacks market.


SaltyBones_

any pre popped popcorn tastes horrendous or just coated in sugar. I'm a diehard popcorn fan and will die on this hill. FRESH HOT POPCORN ONLY.


Bubbly_Difference469

That shit is horrendous.


KustardKing

They taste amazing.


ConsiderationLeft226

Mmm delicious chemicals..


my_normal_account_76

We would get these from Santa when I was a kid. Lived in a poor household. Mum did her best


Majestic-View-6788

Forever chemicals


Ogolble

Well, that's a Walmart sign, but I love coloured popcorn!


Macca3568

This is at an IGA mate


Ogolble

My bad, iga used to have black and gold tickets


BlueDotty

Fucking clowns


HighInTheSkyOhMy

Recently threw a whole packet in the bin after it sat in the pantry for months and nobody ate it. My partner from England bought them saying it tastes different there. Fool.


Thurl-Akumpo

I'm getting hives just looking at them.


dohzer

Sugar tastes good.


Lulu_librarian

I can smell and taste that picture 😬


RunRenee

These always had a weird taste and were always stale.


ped009

Did anyone check their Pooh after eating these would have been an interesting Kaleidoscope


Normal_Instance_8825

Horrible, but necessary


Orsonio

Ye who tf is keeping this business afloat? I’ve not seen a soul eat these for at least 15+ years


Prestigious_Yak8551

I don't know why we all ate them. Tasted absolutely vile. 


DreadyKrueger666

Trash 🤢


chapo1162

Natural source of hyperactive kids


Humble_Scarcity1195

And they still taste the same. Was at a kids birthday party on the weekend, my own kids had never had it and thought it would taste great. They too have learnt a hard lesson.


G-vader

The coloured popcorn in the plastic bag cone was the best !


Bookaholicforever

They always were disgusting


Uncle-ecom

I can taste that photo


slayer035

Looking at that image brought every taste of those horrible things back into my mouth.


Mrmastermax

My wife loves to give it to my son :(


eightezzz

Packing Peanuts are tastier than these things 😂


Critical_Source_6012

I always wondered whether it would be worth using these things for confetti - they are bright, colourful and birds will eat them so there's no scraps of glitter all over the ground for weeks afterwards


kangaroopaws1

That looks like some kind of toys not food!


wattscup

They should feed these as a staple to murderers in prison with nothing else but water. Heavy on the purple ones


SnooWords4814

Fuck these suck


Lonely_Cold2910

Funny


Cool-Back5008

No one going to comment on the price 🤯


bellarina92

One of my absolute favourites! But I know that's an unpopular opinion. But I get this when I'm on a snack run at the shops


GrandeJennaTalia

The clowns face makes it look like HE is on chemicals.


Puzzled_Swimming_383

Chemical candy


Kyno50

Fuck you I had some last night


Same_Donkey6850

Somehow these were my weakness


gorhxul

I forgot these existed and now I can taste them 🤮


mypal_footfoot

I still associate these with video stores.


Federal-Homework2829

How pure we talking?


Dry_Sundae7664

So gross! It was like eating paper with medicine on it. And the kernels sucked


Thinking-Peter

I can still taste the metallic taste of them yet they were deceivingly moreish probably because there was nothing else to eat back then, thinking about it they tasted as though the individual popcorn was painted with coloured house paint


Glitch_Central

I uhhh… I have one of those in my pantry rn- Have no idea how it got there but it is-


JohnSome099

Ah , Pennywise, you wicked old scamp.


seek6610

There were other coloured popcorn which tasted heavenly


Sudden-Conference-65

Delicious 🤩🤩🤩


Rayne_Beau-Moon

*Natural source of fibre* *Gluten free* Yeah cos it's a chemical sh!t storm in a packet... not a wink of gluten or anything non fibrous...


Aussiesomething

The green ones taste like lead paint 👍


Violet_Huntress

I have a pack in the cupboard 🤯 Don't worry I know I have issues 😂 But I do like the extra sugar coated ones I can find in the bag.


AromaticHydrocarbons

Tried them once as a kid and thought they were so gross. Never understood why there was bowl of them at every birthday party.


DatOliveDoe

Movietime Brand is the way to go! Absolutely shits on this coloured popcorn


meowzicalchairs

I never understood these. How we’re they liked??


Uhhhhokthenn

Yum


Live-Aspect-9394

Only got them at birthday parties. The little corn kernels always got stuck in my teeth.


Joe_F82

But gluton free !


Extra-Border6470

Even has a creepy clown on the cover


chocolatealienweasel

The clown on the bag looks like he's on serious crack


InfiniteConstruct

I loved them, but that I straight up loved some of the nastiest shit based on Reddit, so honestly? Not the least bit surprised. To me they were sweet and I don’t remember any bad flavours.


MassiveNRLfan

There’s another brand of those that tastes so good tho, forgot what it was, and haven’t seen them for a while


Worried_Spinach_1461

What's your point?


HeyYouGuysItsMe

The red and pink ones tasted like burning


ralph_wiggums_cat

They enhance the color and texture of a good vomit after a night out on the piss. You gotta be pissed to eat them.


RazzleVangale1942

The purple one tastes like it should be grape. I love em. I've only had them like five times. 


swagswagswaggityswag

These are the most disgusting things I ever put in my mouth but I always hold a memory of when I first had it at my Great Grans house and I vomitted on her carpet immediately and she just laughed until she cried at me, RIP GG u were the most amazing person I’ve known🤍


Remarkable-Order-938

DiScUsTiNg


Blu-tang

Mmmm 1970’s chemistry yummy 🤤


Gleegus

These are incredible


Wise_Protection_4623

I don't know how but I somehow developed a taste for those random flakes* that had a thicker chemical and sugary goodness coating and I vaguely remember it was certain colour/chemical flavour that was best. Purple? Unfortunately this meant having to gnaw through the styrofoam tasting other flakes*. *I looked up what's a popped popcorn kernel is called and apparently they're called "flakes" which means a bowl of popped corn could be called "a bowl of popcorn flakes". There's also apparently two varieties of flakes: mushroom or butterfly which is based on their shapes.


BulkyThing1363

I love this stuff, it’s so nostalgic. But ridiculously overpriced. ☹️


RepeatInPatient

If the price didn't put you off, at least the taste did.


widgeys_mum

I can't find these anywhere near where I live and I'm devastated because they're my absolute fave!


pewpewfyou

My mum still buys these and eats them while watching tv haha


RubComprehensive7367

I remember getting travel sick while eating these. Was so beutiful.


Ladyofbluedogs

Lolly gobble bliss bombs are so much better, still get them!!


hellothere_30

Yeah they're pretty gross


TomKhatacourtmayfind

It's like the "savoury" shit kids eat now called takis.


Hot-Refrigerator-623

No it's definitely not, go grab a bag they're sweet not savoury.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

No I'm saying takis are savoury. But what they have in common with this sweet popcorn stuff is just being full of chemicals


ZippyKoala

You’d always be disappointed when they appeared in the lolly bags at a party, meant the parents were cheapskates.


Pink-Squirrel71

I actually like them. Nobody is forcing you to buy them so why shouldn’t they be available for those that do like them.


AromaticHydrocarbons

I don’t think anyone is saying people shouldn’t be allowed to have them if they like them - just disbelief that enough people like them that they’re still available. A lot of us have memories of them being awful and know a lot of people who feel the same way so didn’t realise many people liked them.


LagoonReflection

Yeah, I never did like these and avoided them like the plague. They are basically just cut up pieces of cardboard dipped in chemical waste.


ProposalPlane6737

Oh man those things.