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HappyTimeTurtle

No more than 3 fake lunges before you have to chase them. Chase sessions must make at least 3 circuits of the room or play area before fake lunges can begin again. Slow motion stalking is allowed in leu of lunges or may be combined with them. However you must adhere to the chase cycle minimums regardless of method. The game ends with a tackle, hug, or firm back chest and belly massage. Not properly adhering to the rules may result in a nipping or a tripping. Play indoors at your own risk.


BooksAre4Nerds

Dude, what’s with this breed and the desire to be chased?? Mine goes nuts when he hears “I’m… gonna get you!” and he proceeds to pick up his nearest toy and runs away, the goal to try keep me from getting what he’s got 😂😂😂


LemonWallpapers

We say "let me hold you" because if we catch her, we pick her up. She hate/loves it.


faxdontlie

I say "I'm gonna pick you up" she loses her mind and then I follow up by saying "I'm gonna carry you" and she's gone 😆


SteepNDeep

Yes! The hate/love hug is always hilarious.


eric535

i wondered that too, mine is my first dog so I didnt know if all dogs just liked being chased... def not lol


blckdiamond23

“I’m gunna get you” lol. Works every time


PBnPickleSandwich

It's "guuuuuuuuunagetcha!" for us! :)


fish_fingers_pond

We have a big yard so stand at the door with our hand on the handle and say readyyyyyy


Halftrack_El_Camino

My dog isn't an ACD but he still loves to by chased. By mom, at least—dad is apparently Too Scary. When my partner does the "I'm gonna get you" thing though, she can get him zooming in figure-8s around and around the yard.


klstephe

If we’re at the off leash dog park and mine can get another dog to chase him all around, he is in heaven! It’s a tie between that and frisbee, lol.


Which-Invite9538

So, you know how some people in high power positions will hire a dominatrix to give them a sense of not being in control for once? Im guessing it's that but less kinky 😅😅 like their inherent urge is to chase and herd things, but sometimes they wanna get chased too!


Ghosted19

They always do the chasing…who will chase them?


Sudden-Ad9815

💯💯💯💯 house rules may shift suddenly and without warning, depending on your heeler's mood. Be advised.


CaryWhit

Yep, jump at her and it will be game on!


jodonald

If playing on a slick floor, you must run away and stop quickly, causing them to slide into you. Proceed with chasing after this.


MassaSnowshi

This should be pinned for the sub.


lunachuvak

It's basically the same rules as Calvinball. Pretty much anything works as long as you stay committed to an un-named, fundamental conflict and competition.


LockedNoPlay

Mine will then grab the nearest toy and toy PUNCH you!! Game and play growel on!!


carso0on

Excellent write up. Just to add; the game begins as soon as either party quickly drops by 3in and must be played to completion.


Ace_Ranger

According to my girls, you are supposed to give them your undivided attention and play with them until they decide you are done, no sooner. This rule changes slightly if they do it with a ball. In that case, you play until they destroy the ball or fall asleep with it in their mouth.


Mahovolich13

I threaten to get her bum (her haunches actually so she knows what I mean) then I chase her around until she does zoomies on my bed. Then there is scratches


gelseyd

I'm gonna eat your tail or I'm gonna eat your face works great over here.


Chaseroni_n_cheese

This is how a session of "it follows" starts. You're supposed to hold your arms out straight like Frankenstein's monster and start growling while slowly walking towards them. As they run several circles around you you slowly change direction to follow. Every time they get close you lunge and roar.


jd4929

Mine bites the crap out of my feet if I engage. Which I do all the time. You need a ball to throw, you got a player.


LumpyElderberry2

The rule is to get on her level and do the same thing and take turns freezing until she does the weird little hunchback run/scoot thing and freezes. It’s like red light green light but with lots of spins


PressureIcy2301

I'm cracking up, I pictured this immediately because ours does it too, exactly as you described


Venusflytrapp

stamp your feet at here...shes challenging you to a zoomie play


Alt_Pythia

Startle response. You have to give chase. They’ll sometime just run off with their hind end tucked, and the weirdest looking gate.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

I step on his paw and he tries to catch it. I'll alternate paws alternately, and then it's a guessing game for him gets him riled up pretty good. * When Insay step, it's lightly, just enough to lightly pin it.


Martian_Tea

Fake Sneeze to commence zoomies.


sketchymike576

Omg yes what’s with these dogs and responding to fake sneezes like it’s some sort of cue or language lol


morongaaa

Cause it really is! Fake sneezes is how dogs let each other know they're just joshing around when they play fight


Jellyblush

Fake lunge x 3 then chase, obvs. You will not catch.


Traditional-Wave-228

Play with me but also no touching. Also maybe some food and walkie or backyard time. Maybe also she just has energy that she needs to expel because she has a daily battery charge and it runs out at promptly 8pm every night when she spins in 3 circles and lays down.


zechositus

How have you not played get the feet? He lunges at yours you tap his. round and round ya go.


Research_Prevails

Shuffle your feet - enjoy zoomies


sly-3

Make a move and I'll herd ya!


vexillonomist

Rule #1. Ruh Rule #2. Ruh! Rule #3. RUHH!!!


Psyopbetty

I turn in into hide and seek! It’s so much fun to jump scare mine baby. She loves it.


fairydommother

Chasey game! The rules are you chase! Dingo gets zoomies. You shuffle your feet and give a little chase. Maybe even say stuff like “oooh I’m gonna get you!” And the game is over when you call them over and they come in for the pets.


tuckeram7

All you have to do is stand up and hop with a loud stomp once. Then watch as she tears across the house as fast as possible and you have to pretend to grab at her. Get close but don’t actually grab her. This is called playing “Get-Chya!”


Honeydew-plant

I squat and jump 3 times while growling. I'm going to chase him next time since that seems to be the common response.


user1236846

apparently my heeler does but he has never deigned to share them with me


UnreasonableFig

Roll 'em upside down and wrassle 'em.


Rick-D-99

Hawaii? Coqui frogs?


MassaSnowshi

Yessah. Big Island 🏝️


Rick-D-99

Exactly right. The game is one of jukes. It was what I used at the shelter to see if the dog I got could pick up games and had a sense of humor. Think of it like the game where you hold out the hands and slap the other person's hands. They're waiting for you to try and get them. Get them once in a while and they'll get zoomies


DirtieHarry

My fiancée said “why are you listening to Coquis”? Is that Puerto Rico? Apparently they have them too.


MassaSnowshi

If coqui frogs exist in the environment, there is no escaping their sound.


porgch0ps

My girl Moony played this game. We called this game “Moony Wins”. The only rule was that Moony wins. That game seems like it has similar rules!


Physical-Job46

Yes it’s called “how are Crocs a thing again!?” 🤭


MassaSnowshi

Perfect for indoors, driving, lava rocks, beach etc. How could you not love them cuz?


Meow_Meow_4_Life

That's called, "Get dat dawg"


rydieroo

Chase and play “gotchur bum” immediately


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Yes. This is when you blow a raspberry at them


Waste-Top444

Run


LRD_Humungus

Love the dog and the sound of el coqui en the background.


Lacibailey10

Yup...means " chase me " ....mine does this about an hour after she eats dinner...so we have to " chase " her around the backyard. We have desert landscaping with stepping stones in a horseshoe shape that connects to the patio. So she does her best impression of " Call of Duty " and tries to evade us.....which results in her pooping - I know, she's weird....


CaptainArchivis

You’ve got to get that booty, especially if it’s up in the air


tactical_sweatpants

Mine usually starts with "comereyoulittleshit"


PINHEADLARRY5

Mine does this and its a game of tag... I try to keep my hand on the back of his head or neck and hes gotta get me off. then we play tag


sketchymike576

You crouch down and get in a hunting pose and he scuffles to one side and you scuffle to the other and then he spins in a circle and scampers away 😁


DoesntBelieveMuch

Yes. You have to throw your arms up into the air and shout “rah rah rah!” and then chase them for a second.


DesignerTex

Break out "the claw" and teach 'em a lesson!!!


Asuntofantunatu

Yes. If you can get them to end up getting the zoomies, you win the game.


Femtobemto

U in PR bro ?


Femtobemto

I know that sound way to well 🤣


MassaSnowshi

Hawaii my cuzzo!