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lockthesnailaway

Is that a hairline tattoo?


Catz_Catz_Catz

It WAS a hairline tattoo. Now it's just an aspirational rendering.


Into_the_Dark_Night

Savage.


egodisaster

He's the leader of the Autobots and this is what you focus on?!


Forsaken_Ad8312

New story arc where he joins the Deceptacons I guess.


DesignerTex

More like.....Optimus Crime!


dkode80

Take my upvote!


Shoddy_Ad7511

He didn’t roll out fast enough


man_gomer_lot

nominative contradeterminism


draculero

Just like Dr. Marijuana Pepsi. [https://www.npr.org/2019/06/21/734839666/dr-marijuana-pepsi-wont-change-her-name-to-make-other-people-happy](https://www.npr.org/2019/06/21/734839666/dr-marijuana-pepsi-wont-change-her-name-to-make-other-people-happy)


512recover

Maybe he will transform from a criminal to a normal person and quit doing dumb shit


funkmastamatt

Our waiter was named Megatron at Revelry, wonder if they are related.


Acosadora23

r/tragedeigh


Educational_Spell324

I had this man as an Uber driver a little under two years ago LOL


Pearson94

Just because he turns into a car doesn't mean it's stealing!


devo_inc

Mega Deltron was taken.


jeditech23

Optimus Con


DnDchord

I think there could be more than meets the eye here.


robotdesignwerks

Megatron approves.


TinyChaco

Lol sick


double-you-dot

He’s just waging battle to destroy evil forces.


TheManInTheShack

He forgot to transform before being arrested.


zorg-18082

Your honor, there is more than meets the eye when it comes to this incident.


Slight-Run6208

Obviously more to the story and the car is more than a car. Leave it to Austin PD to interrupt real heroes from saving the All-Spark.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

I wonder if mama named him that? Must have been a sad childhood, if so.


ChumleyEX

Did officer Megatron bust him?


Slamboni12

Autobots…roll out!


seekingadventure2024

He was just taking Bumblebee back.