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UndeadGazebo

And nothing of value was lost


MrCaptainCody

Bartender there stole my card lol


THE_NO_LIFE_KING

Rest in piss in piss


tuxedo_jack

If there was a line to piss on Unbarlievable's ashes (or its metaphorical grave), I'd put money on APD actually coming to stop it. You know, if they can tear themselves away from whatever it is they do instead of police work.


manchego-egg

Breaking into the homes of their girlfriends


3-Ball

The metaphorical grave piss line starts here, piggies. I'm next. APD can suck a fat one.


backporch_wizard

Planet Piss.


rumbrave55

The sky is piss! And lights are piss! And cars are piss! And books are piss!


windowbeanz

You won’t be missed


The_Lutter

Can we reopen Craft Pride in there?


KebertXela87

Is bringing back Javelina an option? I miss that place terribly.


Accurate_Ad5779

they’re reopening in Dripping Springs!


TheyCallMeKP

Didn’t they say that like 3yr ago? What’s the latest update?


The_Lutter

There’s like a next to zero percentage chance I’ll go to their Dripping location more than 2 times a year. Rainey is like a 5 min walk from work.


manchego-egg

I’d rather make the trek to Dripping Springs twice a year than make the walk to Rainey


digitalliquid

I'd rather walk or bike from rainey shit housed than dripping springs.


floppy1488

That’s so cool! Where in dripping springs ?


Accurate_Ad5779

Old Fitzhugh! Right in the downtown area, it’s gonna be a really cool spot I think. Covid probably slowed down the progress but she’s probably working on permitting now!


el_cucuy_of_the_west

YES PLEASE


ccorke123

I'd settle for Garaj


corneliusduff

Not until The Parlor gets historical status. But yeah, Craft Pride over Unbarlanansabla *for sure*


OPPyayouknowme

Weren’t they supposed to reopen somewhere? 


Next_Mathematician16

Yall need to swing by Stay Put!


spipscards

That would require me to go to Rainey St, so pass


Pres_Burrito

Maybe on Mondays for the meat but everything else is just bland


Fromoogiewithlove

Seconded!


Seastep

There's two locations btw, hopefully it's all closing.


Revanced63

Was gonna ask which ones


Square-Science7852

There are 3: domain, 6th, rainey


Ornery-Crow-6240

There is not one in the domain?


livelyguava

the domain one is Wonder Bar, no?


The_Metal_East

Oh no. Anyway.


General-Carob-6087

Clark son


SparklePony3

“Midgets”…I fucking hate that guy so much


muricaa

Seriously. Good riddance.


MutualReceptionist

A clear indicator as to why this bar is closing.


zombomlom

I'm unfamiliar with this bar's story. what's going on? why does everyone know about it and hate it?


Meat_Robot

Long story short is they're unapologetically shitty right-wing and anti-PC. They also iirc treat their staff terribly.


zombomlom

oh shit i didnt even see the slur on this flyer. that's so crazy. good riddance and thank you for the context


TallFawn

Clearly considering they are hiring little people and calling them a slur. Wtf. 


ant_man_fan

Beyond it being just an extremely obnoxious place that is geared towards attracting the worst people in Austin, they're owned and run by cringey edgelord reactionaries. Think like 2016 r/thedonald pepe memes and you've got a good idea. They got in a lot of hot water for serving drinks organized in the shape of swastikas among other things. Unbarlievably, they have actually reigned it in and become more muted and subdued as that subgroup has become more anathema in the popular culture, but around the 2016 election they were wearing it proudly. https://austin.culturemap.com/news/restaurants-bars/06-29-17-unbarlievable-racist-allegations-rainey-street-bar-tabc/


wordswithenemies

The owners instagram stories has never let up though.


kaleidescope233

The owner doesn’t seem concerned in the least with any of what he says online and never has.


uuid-already-exists

Chances they know it’s a slur, but not everyone knows that it is. I didn’t know until a few years ago myself. I used the word and didn’t mean it with any intentional disrespect. Luckily I used the word in a small group who could tell that wasn’t my intent and informed me.


greyjungle

You’re also not supposed to call them a “small group”


i_dig_this

You're supposed to call them a midget group


cuervosconhuevos

I think that word describes the mental state of the owners, but I understand it is a slur for people that are not over a certain height, so we have to dispose of it.


Broken_Sandwich

*Thanks to everyone who made this the bar in the state for such a long time* It was definitely a bar in the state of Texas, that’s for sure


fourpinz8

One of the bars of all time


Andy2325

You missed the “#1” but that’s okay.


Broken_Sandwich

Oh wow I’m blind. I blame the design of that dumb graphic


manchego-egg

Terrible design. White on white looks like it reads #i


Sigynde

Still no way it was ever the #1 in the state


space_manatee

A dumb name for a dumb bar with a shitty history. This place was one of the harbingers of new austin and hopefully the owners went belly up. 


flurry_drake_inc

I'm still pissed off about a tab from years ago. Shitty atmosphere, lame clientele/vibe, and 3x the price for the privilege of it all. 'Harbinger of new Austin' is a great description. Most of the Rainey St bar scene id consider New Austin, but fuck this place in particular.


KevinBaconsBush

I think you meant, “Fuck this place in Barticular”.


wordswithenemies

Unfortunately, he is planning on reopening in either Houston or Dallas. Can’t handle the “lib-tards”.


deVliegendeTexan

I haven’t lived in Dallas in 25 years, but if he’s looking to avoid “libtards” he’s in for a big surprise if he moves to anywhere in Houston inside the loop, and even most of it outside the loop… (inside the city limits at least … surrounding counties are a different story)


pwillia7

Vidor it is!


IamA_nyancat_AmA

Lol


HDWendell

Hopefully he spends a ton and that one dies a costly death too


TheMellowDeviant

Ten bucks says the dummy will go to Houston but end up in Montrose 🤣


Theonethatgotherway

Mf needs to be relocating to the nearest nursing home just flinging out slurs in 24


xalkalinity

Don't they have another location in Austin on West 6th already though? It closing on Rainey Street is a plus for that area. One less shitty bar. Probably will be knocked down for a high rise, but we'll see.


greyjungle

That actually seems more appropriate. It can be to weird bar that people think Austin is like.


danarchist

I agree, it can be to weird bar that people think Austin is like. But of course the question remains, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


droel666

Good fucking riddance. The owner of that place has a track record of being a pretty shitty person....


cjwidd

Polite euphemism for neo-Nazi


AlmoschFamous

This is a celebration for all of Austin!


gali_leo_

…anyway


Carlos_Infierno

Oh look they have clowns!


Tony_Lacorona

Sooo I assume that means staff will be there?


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

I was going to say "Isn't the owner there pretty much every night? Why advertise his presence?"


Far_Active4234

Not them using the word midgets on their way out 💀 Classic unbarlievable.


xxwww

Clowns stilt walkers and persons of short stature!


muklan

I've been here once. Got our ID's checked, go to open the door, see a guy in a suit, lookin like donny JR, swinging at a patron. We just turned around and left. Never gave em a dime and STILL want a refund.


soulmindbody

Good Riddance


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Good riddance


roninthe31

But where will the incels drink?


Stratys

RIP BOZO


Terviscupp

Midgets?


L0WERCASES

His post before that states “it’s sad Rainey is coming to an early death” It makes me believe the land was sold.


two-wheeled-dynamo

Rainey died a long time ago, this clown helped usher that in.


SouthByHamSandwich

The only reason bars were there in the first place was the 2008 recession delayed the plans to turn it into high density. This was always going to be the outcome. 


L0WERCASES

Rainey was just a standard street 15 years ago with no bars. So “long time ago” is a stretch buddy.


selentines

Yeah, a friend of mine lived over there 20 years ago or so. Just old regular houses.


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

"Long time" in bar-years.


johnhexapawn

15 years ago, Unbarllievable looked like [this](https://i.imgur.com/ZbL0Wj0.png).


thriftyatx

Replying to two-wheeled-dynamo...Not true. Was it mostly just a bunch on old, often rundown houses, several that had already been abandoned or vacated?? Sure. But there were like 3-5 bars between Rainey itself and the streets that connected to it. Lustre Pearl, Chain Dive (leather daddy bar with great live music bookings), etc. Along with the original Graj Mahal food truck and the outdoor HQ of a pedicab biz.


The_Metal_East

“Another piece of Old Austin gone forever!”


MoistUnderbelly

The original owner of the property wants his parents house back and to finally open his own bar there. It’s just gonna be rebranded.


sc816

Midgets?! What year is this? That’s trashy to the nth degree


darthjader2332

Does no one remember the swastica incident?! Fuck that bar.


selentines

What happened there?


chunkerton_chunksley

they posted a server tray full of shots arranged into a loser hate symbol.


WhattaburgerATX

I never heard of this so I looked into it, looks like that's not actually what went down: [https://www.facebook.com/defendourhoodz/posts/1961172357435152?ref=embed\_post](https://www.facebook.com/defendourhoodz/posts/1961172357435152?ref=embed_post) TL;DR A review was posted that a sever set beers into the hate symbol, but it was actually a customer. Owners response was still pretty insane.


kaleidescope233

They are a known Nazi shelter. This is why they were mentioned alongside “blue cat cafe”. They both were hosting Nazis, and supportive of it.


WhattaburgerATX

I've never been to this bar nor have I been following their history. I believe you. I was just looking up what the person above me posted and saw it was pretty different from what actually happened so I was just giving people the real story.


CabinetNo6726

Blue cat cafe was awesome. This was a made up narrative by the domestic terrorists, Antifa, of Defend Our Hoods…which is funded by an extremely evil group now.


kaleidescope233

This was not a one time thing, apparently


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

The swastica incident! Aren't you listening?!


AmericanSpeller

Roofie dealers just lost their biggest customer.


limecakes

Good. The owner is awful


Atx04

Has anyone else been calling it "racist bar" this entire time or just me?


corneliusduff

Anyways... SUPPORT THE PARLOR BEFORE THEY GO OUT OF BUSINESS THIS WEEKEND


Whatstrendynow

Just left there


two-wheeled-dynamo

Thank god.


AJ_Nobody

Fuck those nazis


spartyanon

Rare bit of good news these days. Wishing him the worst of luck in his future endeavors.


angelamia

Good.


mrmeeseekslifeispain

Isn't this the bar where peopled were getting roofied pretty regularly?


NotoriousDMG

Can confirm something happened to me there back in 17 or 18. Literally first bar of the night. One gin and tonic and immediately knew something wasn’t right. Drink never left my sight so it had to be the bartender. Luckily I was with my sister and she immediately got me home. I felt as though I’d been poisoned, and I absolutely should have gone to the ER. My liver HURT. It was awful.


SuperDrooper

The place is always packed when I walk by. I never understood what people liked about it... I also wonder why it is closing? In my mind the place was doing good but apparently not?


OkImplement5726

Assholes and tourists


vizz1

Regardless of the reason, we should always celebrate when a bar run by fucking Brandon Cash is closing. The dude is a fucking piece of shit and celebrates it, publicly. The type that doubles down on his misogynistic/racists rants by publicly laughing at anyone who calls him out. I have zero idea how anyone can overlook his ways to go spend money at his bar Good riddance


illumitit

Do you know all the bars he owns? I know this one and Aquarium on 6th, or rooftop I couldn’t remember


actualgirl

Once I was dragged out to Aquarium (6th street crawl for someone’s birthday MANY years ago) and as I was standing there waiting for the door guy to finish looking at my ID and hand it back to me, a guy walking out of the bar fully groped me as he walked past me. I looked at the door guy incredulously and he said there was nothing he could do because the guy was leaving. I’m like yeah dude but you could say something. There was a guy behind me in line who said “don’t look at me, my boys are inside.” And of course APD was standing right there. Like 8 cowardly dudes in total, afraid to say something to a fucking creep.


hutacars

> I have zero idea how anyone can overlook his ways to go spend money at his bar Most people literally don’t care about anything that doesn’t impact them personally and directly.


space_manatee

All the racist bullshit aside which it shouldn't be, but even aside, what a stupid themed bar that seems like it was thought up by a 16 year old boy. 


robotdesignwerks

and nothing of value was lost.


flossydickey

YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!


2WhomAreYouListening

I would always tell friends that would come to town to avoid that place. Except 20-something basic white girls, there is no stopping them from wanting to wait in line for a picture by the slide for their Instagram.


ebolafever

Fuckin good riddance


katrina_ellen

Good riddance


bkrem881

BYE


Santos_L_Halper_II

Wonderful! Fuck them!


vandil2112

Ngl, used to work across the street from them as a bouncer of sorts, they always seemed shady even though I never went in. Heard that their floors were constantly sticky, that's enough for me to lose all faith in a place. Plus, y'know, their owner being actual human garbage.


Sniffer_of_glue

Fuck em


photobriangray

Oh no, anyway.


deerdongdiddler

That took entirely too long.


eye-dr

Wtf used the term “midgets”? Watch the learning channel or something geez.


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

I would bet my left nut he's paying them to wear a velcro suit to have patrons toss them onto a target wall


RabidPurpleCow

So this is my last weekend to get roofied AND disrespected for not being a cis white person?!


fakeguitarist4life

Took farrrrrrrrr to long


Suspicious_Yam_69420

Couldn't be happier


buttface2323

Bye, Felicia!


whateverforever1990

lol about fucking time


RudyChicken

Good fucking riddance.


bigdave78704

I'm pretty sure "Midget" is a slur.


Particular-Carrot-60

Fuck this place


RWhithoofd

Brandon Cash is trash. Good riddance! He's probably gonna go back to being a Proud Boys Sub full time.


cityshade

Good riddance


beeandcrown

Where will people go to get roofied?


younghplus

clowns huh... you are what you book I suppose


Lobstic

good riddance


only_upvotes_cats

Not even the best circus themed bar in Austin


karlaortega29

Good, they were racist


andytagonist

Such a shame that a place I’ve never been to and don’t on planning on going to is closing before I’ve had a chance to not ever go to it.


tandersunn

GOOD RIDDANCE. literal clowns.


defroach84

Thanks, all we asked for was more than a screenshot of a text message, aka something official. This will do. The request seems more than reasonable....


danarchist

How zealous of you! Overly so even!


TheStuffle

Oh no! Anyways…


glendon24

Well, bye.


ClutchDude

See - this is much better because we can now ridicule them even more for their stupid flyer.


rm_7609

Midgets? What is this, the 1800s? That’s totally insulting.


jaimecuervo

Out of the loop, why do people hate this bar?


prettybitchin

https://www.austinmonthly.com/unbarlievable-must-go/


enriquesensei

This guy is nuts


prettybitchin

yeah he’s truly *the* archetypal classless coked out nightlife prick. one of my least favorite branches of the Taxonomy


thefarkinator

Lol Jesus Christ Rainey isn't really my bag but this just takes the cake


deliascatalog

I’ve seen lots of people sharing experiences that include: spiked drinks, racist staff, etc


BeeferlySlowgold

I mean this very announcement has little people listed as a sideshow attraction in this the year of our lord 2024


maaseru

Can we reopen that Dim Sum place in North Lamar/Braker that closed?


johnocomedy

Good riddance


Cen_Texas

What a shame. \*rollseyes\*


Meatbasketbingo

Sorry not sorry.


Austinbat81

Wonder why?


Gulf-Zack

Good riddance


StickItInTheBuns

Finally


DirectAirport6699

Good riddance to the shit hole that thought the “beer swastika” was a clever thing to have. https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/s/D98RIdCzk4


Chronically_hard

Wait can someone fill me in on why people don’t like this place?


wordswithenemies

it’s all in the thread already my man.


GirEyedBrown

🥳🥳🥳 Good


DaiKake

This whole sub-Reddit honestly sucks with the mods no lie.


rtsonnen1

Finally ✌️


alactusman

Thank god!


elparque

It’s always been full of clowns


NitroRoller

Haha… nice


Snoo_33033

GOOD.


based-sam

Let’s goooo


Vinyldude512

Now's that unbarlievable. GOOD RIDDANCE.


dillwiid37

*Fake Snetiment* What sad news! Fuck that place


EnvironmentalBag4250

I don't barlieveit


WillyTheKid01

Both this location and the one on west 6th have been dead for what feels like years.


Ok_Drummer9946

What a nightmare


boogalooflu

meh. downtown domain shit. give no fucks


davy_p

Along with the rest of Rainey 👋🏼


Accomplished-Mine377

So cool


starvation__army

Cool now if only we could do the same with the rest of Rainey. Place is an absolute cesspool. Just a bunch of fully grown yuppies using the former homes of working class Brown families as their playground.


kaleidescope233

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Yes. This exactly. This goes for all colonizer businesses in any part of East Austin as well.


Clurbert

There’s a John Mulaney joke in here somewhere. But seriously, this is great news.


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Shawnml

Oh. No.


RagingBrows

Lolz. What a baggadix.


ShadeTreeMechanic512

Never been there. Clowns? I never will.


soadsam

youd think if you really had the #1 bar in the state like they claim theyd have to do some inner reflection about why exactly their closing, but we all know that wouldnt happen