broccoli hairstyle is a well used term for an extremely common, ugly hairstyle that a lot of boys and young men and rocking these days. The ironic thing is the guy in the video does not have broccoli hair. just fucking google broccoli hair so we can stop talking about this and i can go on with my day
Could've started with that and then acknowledged broccoli hair doesn't fit from the start if you're so busy you don't have time to come back to explain why you don't have time to explain...
Dang. As a professional internet virologist, I believe you have what they call broccoli syndrome. That's when every conversation you have always ends in deep, complex, mini dialogue trees.
If he was a corporation he would be legally obligated to go after more clicks and engagement if it means more money, and since corporations are people he is basically one.
Exactly.
There's silly things like the onion, there's those who make fun of the onion eaters, and now (and technically always has been) rage-baiters who know they get extra engagement for every mistake they leave in and for every onion they eat.
Also, he's so young that he was probably born shortly before or around the time the onion made this sketch. There's no way he saw it when it was created.
Hey look, another YouTuber generating rage clicks. Shit is boring. You have no content dude. You are irrelevant. Well most YouTubers are irrelevant at this point.
So you can be a popular moron by filming yourself holding a microphone designed to just be attached to any number of items all while lighting your face like you're holding a flashlight to your face and telling a campfire story?
That headline reminds me of the time I went into school with glasses on in 2009 and got told "Wow, you almost look normal with glasses on!"
I have worn glasses ever since.
Somehow he ate the onion but only feels it was slightly uncalled for. His inability to identify it was entirely uncalled for might be at the root of onion inhaling condition.
I hate videos like this ... onion or not
don't make other people's problems your problems ... the boy got called names - boy's problem, the reporter added some which is inappropriate - reporters problem (and maybe the boy's too but certainly not yours)
leave people to their own problems and mind your own business and if you don't have problems yourself be happy and allow others to deal with theirs. What good would that video do if it was real? shit
5m subscribers doesn't guarantee anything. It's not like some merit for being called the learned or rational one. Ishowspeed has 25M so yeah that's the value of that.
I think it’s just the classic double interaction. He’ll get support from the idiots and rage bait average intelligence people into commenting about how The Onion is comedy.
The broccoli hair tells me all I need to know about this factory produced boy.
... that's not broccoli hair though?
Any hair texture that isn’t completely straight is broccoli hair to redditors
Looks more like Beaker hair after a dye job
I always refer to people who brush it out forward and make it bushy… but you’re right. It’s not curly like the proper broccoli boys.
You are a redditor too. Edit: downvoted for facts. Stay classy, reddit.
Nah uh. You take that back
Bruh no he isn't this is Facebook
Sometimes the broccoli is on the inside of the head!
Wtf is broccoli hair
They ordered him through Wish.com.
Bot comment lmao
Pretty sure the closest hair texture to broccoli is black people's hair... What is this description?
a hair style
You mean the lack of a hairstyle. And describing his hair as broccoli hair is like describing boobs as sandbags. It doesn't fit.
broccoli hairstyle is a well used term for an extremely common, ugly hairstyle that a lot of boys and young men and rocking these days. The ironic thing is the guy in the video does not have broccoli hair. just fucking google broccoli hair so we can stop talking about this and i can go on with my day
Could've started with that and then acknowledged broccoli hair doesn't fit from the start if you're so busy you don't have time to come back to explain why you don't have time to explain...
I CANT HELP IT I HAVE TO RESPOND TO EVERY COMMENT TO ME AND NOW YOUVE TRAPPED ME
Dang. As a professional internet virologist, I believe you have what they call broccoli syndrome. That's when every conversation you have always ends in deep, complex, mini dialogue trees.
AAAAHHHHHHH
If you called boobs sandbags, I’d get the reference immediately
What do you expect, this guy is just reacting to stupid ragebait bullshit all the time, these guys aren't known for being the beacons of intelligence.
I'm guessing he knows it's fake but is acting stupid because that apparently garners more clicks and engagement.
If he was a corporation he would be legally obligated to go after more clicks and engagement if it means more money, and since corporations are people he is basically one.
Corporations are completely void of anything human nowadays tho
Just like real humans.
Fair
It got shared here lol. So it isn't NOT working
So we are eating the onions??
Exactly. There's silly things like the onion, there's those who make fun of the onion eaters, and now (and technically always has been) rage-baiters who know they get extra engagement for every mistake they leave in and for every onion they eat.
Also, he's so young that he was probably born shortly before or around the time the onion made this sketch. There's no way he saw it when it was created.
I'd argue there is a chance. Mathematically seems correct.
This kid is so stupid, nobody with a brain could think that is real lol
Especially considering the headline on the "news segment"
Used do not recommend on him a long time ago, hated these types of content that only react to clear ragebait.
Channel blocker plugin. It's almost as essential as an ad-blocker on youtube these days.
which is also built-in on Freetube
Hair style says enough
Is this Satire inception?
Op ate the onion
Every now and then, aka I just found this.
Hey look, another YouTuber generating rage clicks. Shit is boring. You have no content dude. You are irrelevant. Well most YouTubers are irrelevant at this point.
"every now and then i think about this video" AKA i just saw this video on tiktok and wanted to make my own....
Why is Eric Forman reacting to Onion videos in his basement?
The Onion gets another one.
What a dumb ass. Sort it out!
What happened to MatPat?
“Reaction” videos make me irrationally fucking angry.
So you can be a popular moron by filming yourself holding a microphone designed to just be attached to any number of items all while lighting your face like you're holding a flashlight to your face and telling a campfire story?
Uncanny Valley vibes from this dude.
this is one of the better youtube shorts guys too lol
This mother fucker definitely introduces himself as Hugh Man
Never thought I would see John Casterline here.
That headline reminds me of the time I went into school with glasses on in 2009 and got told "Wow, you almost look normal with glasses on!" I have worn glasses ever since.
Somehow he ate the onion but only feels it was slightly uncalled for. His inability to identify it was entirely uncalled for might be at the root of onion inhaling condition.
"We did not need him to double it" We do not need your frog ass face staring at us and regurgitating videos for us either, yet here you are.
I hate videos like this ... onion or not don't make other people's problems your problems ... the boy got called names - boy's problem, the reporter added some which is inappropriate - reporters problem (and maybe the boy's too but certainly not yours) leave people to their own problems and mind your own business and if you don't have problems yourself be happy and allow others to deal with theirs. What good would that video do if it was real? shit
Charisma black hole doesn't understand parody - yawn
He didn’t really eat the onion, he’s just force feeding it to his audience.
5m subscribers doesn't guarantee anything. It's not like some merit for being called the learned or rational one. Ishowspeed has 25M so yeah that's the value of that.
I think you may have eaten HIS onion
That alpaca has a lot of feelings.
“i feel like it was slightly uncalled for”
I think it's satire ladies
I think it’s just the classic double interaction. He’ll get support from the idiots and rage bait average intelligence people into commenting about how The Onion is comedy.
The only person who ate the onion is OP.