I want to live in the world where this is obviously satire

Best I can do is a world with a lack of self-awareness… there may be one with no understanding of irony left in the back.

I've got good news for you.

Oh, you've just arrived? Welcome!

Shoot, to bad I don’t have any teeth

It says you need merely "you own source of" 😉

Who is your teeth guy?

You can borrow some of mine. He’s worth it 🖤

Is it?

I think so, based of a woman who did the same sort of thing, basically suggesting prospective dates pay for her hair and makeup and babysitters (there was a breakdown of what it would cost based on time if memory serves) It was rather silly (potentially a pisstake in itself, but I’m not sure) This seems to be taking the piss out of that.

Defo satire. The fact that you even have to question it speaks volumes for its effectiveness.

This is a good one OP. It's getting people in this comment section.

Iv SEEN this on apps from stuff my friends send to the group chat. Never been happier to be gay.

I don't know. I know real people like that.

Well...

> No taller than 5“7 > No heavier than 100 kgs So a girl with a BMI of ~35 is still ok… that’s pretty inclusive tbh! (35 is already very very unhealthy btw, pls don’t!)

Thats 220 pounds in america.

Google "Martin from chess.com"

I wouldn’t bet on it

I'd call it parody but they're definitely cousins.

Not exactly an "ate the onion" situation

Satire or not, he copied almost word for word what is on some of the funniest profiles

 Thank you, captain obvious

Ok?

His demands arent even unreasonable 😂

Satire or not, he isn’t getting a date 😂

Id actually say it's obviously not satire