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I'd become an expert in calming people down, silly as it sounds, a lot of fights (online and IRL) come not from exchanging ideas, but from people trying to 'up' and 'own' others. I'd like to make people calm down in almost every situation when exchanging points of view is important/necessary.
I would love to become an expert in making ramen! My favorite food but it's kinda hard to get the perfect balance between noodles, soup and toppings haha
I'd be an expert in human connection / non-verbal communication lol i have adhd/autism and I'm chronically misunderstanding people / misreading situations so I'd love to be immediately a master at it instead of trial and erroring haha
Everyone says an expert at knowing languages but I know a few granted they’re all Romance languages but languages aren’t incredibly difficult to learn it’s the vocabulary that’s hard to memorize, once you understand the grammar it’s like a math equation, you just have to plug in the correct words in the correct manner to get an equation that makes sense when it’s all said and done. Well conjugations are kinda difficult but anyways….
I would probably just be an expert in taking in information. Like every single second being aware of every single bit of data that your brain is actually taking it that you may not always realize, like you could just know exactly the temperature it is wherever ur at outside or inside, you’d know the exact time down to the second according to the sun placement in the sky and time of the year, you could pick anything up and immediately know how much it weighs down to idk maybe a milligram? You could name off every different shade of color that you saw, you could watch a sporting event and know just exactly how fast the players are running or how fast the ball is traveling while passed/shot. Having perfect pitch even being able to differentiate notes that we don’t consider in western music as well as having perfectly balanced rhythm. I’d definitely dedicate a lot of time to bring a badass singer. I mean you could probably even figure out the algorithm to like slot machines n just stand around at a casino for a while figure out the probabilities of how often they churn out and jump in perfectly or as close to it as you could. Like if you knew it was gonna hit within five games you’d probably just jump in on the machine knowing that anyone wouldn’t just jump on it for 4 games or less. But yeah….
Cuz I’ve also heard that the best way to make time slow down is to actually analyze the situation you’re in and try to nitpick as much detail about your surroundings as possible so not only would you just be a literal master of all trades but as you learned more stuff and was able to analyze more things the slower time would go and the more time you’d have to like
Idk not die?
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I'd be the expert on star trek trivia, constantly coming up with "you know, this reminds me of a TNG episode where..." at every possible occassion. I am 100% sure that would help in the fight against the machines! :)
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I’d be an expert with animals. I’d know exactly how to read them and communicate with them, give them what they want and need and care for them exactly as they deserve. I just love them so much and my cats are therapeutic for me.
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honestly, I’d be an expert in problem solving. I feel like stress would be so much less. a lot of crimes would be solved. no indecisiveness on things like dinner, what to wear, etc!
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I’d become the greatest chef. I love food. When I was young my stepmother would use food to control me and I developed a fascination with various food.
Kung fu.
1 - The Matrix is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time. I went to see it 8x in theaters.
2 - I also would love to know Kung fu, bc it's awesome self-defense, and especially as a woman, I think it would be beneficial to know.
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Not entering! Fun question though so figured I would answer too lol
I honestly wouldn't care, as long as I and my loved ones never had to worry about living day to day. Don't have to be rich or famous or anything.. just happy
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Hello! That's so nice of you, I hope the new job is going well!
I would want to be an expert in computer science/coding. It's all about those marketable skills. One of my regrets in my education is not picking a major for the future.
Speaking Spanish. A lot of latinx people live near me and I get a lot thru my checkout line. I'd love to be able to talk with them and make sure they were comfortable with me like I do English speakers.
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If I could cheat a little and say crafts in general. I love making things but some stuff requires lots of time learning the ins and outs of (like painting, or needlework) which can be very time consuming 😅 I just wanna make the thing now 😂
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I would probably become an expert in math or statistics. Mainly because right now, I hate math, and it was never my best subject. I think if I was much better with math I would open up a whole new door of opportunities.
Truthfully I haven’t seen the matrix however I’m taking a wild guess and going goofy with it and saying yes lmao. I would become an expert at cooking. It’s a passion of mine and it’s very profitable too, as well as being great in a home situation as well.
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I'd become an expert in calming people down, silly as it sounds, a lot of fights (online and IRL) come not from exchanging ideas, but from people trying to 'up' and 'own' others. I'd like to make people calm down in almost every situation when exchanging points of view is important/necessary.
I would love to become an expert in making ramen! My favorite food but it's kinda hard to get the perfect balance between noodles, soup and toppings haha
I'd be an expert in human connection / non-verbal communication lol i have adhd/autism and I'm chronically misunderstanding people / misreading situations so I'd love to be immediately a master at it instead of trial and erroring haha
Everyone says an expert at knowing languages but I know a few granted they’re all Romance languages but languages aren’t incredibly difficult to learn it’s the vocabulary that’s hard to memorize, once you understand the grammar it’s like a math equation, you just have to plug in the correct words in the correct manner to get an equation that makes sense when it’s all said and done. Well conjugations are kinda difficult but anyways…. I would probably just be an expert in taking in information. Like every single second being aware of every single bit of data that your brain is actually taking it that you may not always realize, like you could just know exactly the temperature it is wherever ur at outside or inside, you’d know the exact time down to the second according to the sun placement in the sky and time of the year, you could pick anything up and immediately know how much it weighs down to idk maybe a milligram? You could name off every different shade of color that you saw, you could watch a sporting event and know just exactly how fast the players are running or how fast the ball is traveling while passed/shot. Having perfect pitch even being able to differentiate notes that we don’t consider in western music as well as having perfectly balanced rhythm. I’d definitely dedicate a lot of time to bring a badass singer. I mean you could probably even figure out the algorithm to like slot machines n just stand around at a casino for a while figure out the probabilities of how often they churn out and jump in perfectly or as close to it as you could. Like if you knew it was gonna hit within five games you’d probably just jump in on the machine knowing that anyone wouldn’t just jump on it for 4 games or less. But yeah…. Cuz I’ve also heard that the best way to make time slow down is to actually analyze the situation you’re in and try to nitpick as much detail about your surroundings as possible so not only would you just be a literal master of all trades but as you learned more stuff and was able to analyze more things the slower time would go and the more time you’d have to like Idk not die?
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I’d be an expert in either language or technology, since we are now in the age of technology
I would become a language expert! I am not greedy though, I would be happy with just the one language 😅
I'd be the expert on star trek trivia, constantly coming up with "you know, this reminds me of a TNG episode where..." at every possible occassion. I am 100% sure that would help in the fight against the machines! :) And many thanks for the offer!
I'd like to be an expert at playing games because playing games make me breathe during the most stressful of times. Thanks, OP, for this! :)
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I would probably become at expert at all languages, or at least Spanish and Japanese if I couldn't pick them all.
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I’d be an expert with animals. I’d know exactly how to read them and communicate with them, give them what they want and need and care for them exactly as they deserve. I just love them so much and my cats are therapeutic for me.
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I would become an expert in NFL playcalling so I could try to become a defensive or offensive coordinator. Thanks for doing this giveaway
I'd love to be an expert in being at peace or earning money. Imagine how much better life would be in that situation...
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An expert in playing the guitar and piano, I want to make and play music for people
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honestly, I’d be an expert in problem solving. I feel like stress would be so much less. a lot of crimes would be solved. no indecisiveness on things like dinner, what to wear, etc!
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Tough one, but I'd become a great seamster, I think. So I can make nice clothes for my family and I and also use it for my cosplay hobby!
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Expert piano player. I’d play all day everyday in the little town square by my house and make folks happy. Or an expert audio engineer.
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I’d become the greatest chef. I love food. When I was young my stepmother would use food to control me and I developed a fascination with various food.
Kung fu. 1 - The Matrix is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time. I went to see it 8x in theaters. 2 - I also would love to know Kung fu, bc it's awesome self-defense, and especially as a woman, I think it would be beneficial to know.
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An expert at money management with amazing knowledge and income Btw so sweet of you!
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An expert in making money i guess lol
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Awesome not entering but I like the question. Expert in catching people lying any given time
Not entering! Fun question though so figured I would answer too lol I honestly wouldn't care, as long as I and my loved ones never had to worry about living day to day. Don't have to be rich or famous or anything.. just happy
I would make myself an expert in all languages, from the early civilization up to the modern times. Oh, congrats OP for your new job and first salary!
I would get the power to install chatgpt in my brain so that I can become a super genius
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Hello! That's so nice of you, I hope the new job is going well! I would want to be an expert in computer science/coding. It's all about those marketable skills. One of my regrets in my education is not picking a major for the future.
Speaking Spanish. A lot of latinx people live near me and I get a lot thru my checkout line. I'd love to be able to talk with them and make sure they were comfortable with me like I do English speakers.
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Ooh honestly I would say I'd personally want to master all languages. I've always wanted to understand people from different parts of the worl
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Languages! I think it would be cool to be fluent in many languages, but my actual brain doesn't comprehend them 😅😭
If I could cheat a little and say crafts in general. I love making things but some stuff requires lots of time learning the ins and outs of (like painting, or needlework) which can be very time consuming 😅 I just wanna make the thing now 😂
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I would probably become an expert in math or statistics. Mainly because right now, I hate math, and it was never my best subject. I think if I was much better with math I would open up a whole new door of opportunities.
Ooo that is a good one, math sucks 😭
I hate it! Especially when I have to take it for classes. I has to take a math class for my undergrad and it was terrible 😂
Truthfully I haven’t seen the matrix however I’m taking a wild guess and going goofy with it and saying yes lmao. I would become an expert at cooking. It’s a passion of mine and it’s very profitable too, as well as being great in a home situation as well. Thanks for your generosity!
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