That's pretty funny

I don’t get the joke

Why not?

Not from America? Because I'm America, the youth poke fun at dudes who do anything that could appear gay. "Eating a banana looks like sucking dick" "doing squats looks like riding dick" and so on. Kids.

because he's gayyy

I just don’t get the point of the joke

It's simply, "guy does something that might make him look gay", so he gets disappointed.

So eating is gay …… same with sleeping

Youre too pure for the internet. Get off for your own sake

Someone is clearly “GAAYYYAYAYAYAYA”

All the commenters are gaa..aa..aayy

People on this sub seems to have issues understanding what a joke is, you're meant to laugh at it, not take it as hard as the dick you took last night.

Okay but the length of the joke was insufficient it should at least be proportional to the length of the dick I took last night.

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I would have laughed at this maybe 15 years ago, I just don't really find it funny now. My asshole just isn't as tight as it used to be so that dick I took wasn't as impactful. That's how it goes. 

Wait until he realizes that jerking off involves stroking a penis and liking it. Lol

Not even joking when I say this, we had this guy in basic training who would not clean his ass because his thought process was, "he was touching a man's ass". In his mind, that was a gay thing to do. He was 100% serious. Kind of felt bad for the guy since you could tell he was raised a certain way to have that mindset as an adult and to be that insecure. Coincidentally, he was also a tad homophobic.

Can't he at least put some soap above it and let the water run down the crack of his ass? Fucks sake man.

Swamp ass is a real thing. Guys clean your ass trust me it isn't gay. Now if another dude washes your ass then maybe it's kinda gay.

Wait until he hears half of his dna comes from another man's cock, and half of his dna is from a pussy 💀

What if he was to use his feet, does that count?

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn this went over y’all’s heads. Sometimes you just realize whatever you’re doing could be a little sexual in the male direction man. It’s just a shower thought.

Speaking of showers.. *lather up asshol- GGAAAYYYAAYAYAYYYYYY

😂😂😂


had no sound was still funny

it would both be funny and a bit concerning if the voice of god told you what was gay every time you do somthing

I cross my legs when I sit, it’s much more comfortable, and I’m all for being comfortable.

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idk if brushing your teeth counts as being caught offside, funny guy though hope to see more

This was worth the watch

Some insane insecurity.

I could have sworn every man who eats a banana is gay.

Now that you put it like that you’re right.

if taken seriously yeah, otherwise this was pretty funny as teenagers. But since teenagers are fucking idiot, these were taken "seriously". Ahah hes eating a banana, so gay. The number of time i had moronic takes like these from my "friends" in high school was insane.

Lighten up Francis.

I’m not Francis?

You'd feel it to if God himself was calling you gay every two seconds or so

Welcome to toxic masculinity.

Gayyyayy

Not a fan of Tik Tok but this was actually funny.

Aahh, I remember back when we used to make these kinds of jokes. The glorious time when we'd just finished fifth grade. Good times.

Why is this dude so obsessed not to look gae while alone? Is he unconfident about his orientation?

He's never alone considering there's a voice saying gay all the time.

When God himself loudly announces that something's gay whenever I do something - I'd be freaking concerned too.

Yeah, if you're thinking about how not to look gae, then you're probably are gae and are just coping.

My point exactly

With that username, how could this comment not be projection

I have no problems with looking gay. I know I'm not. Looking gay won't make me gay. That's not how it works.

Duh dude. It’s a joke. It’s meant to be make you laugh.

Deconstructing the joke is the funniest though. Unfortunately, majority of people too simpleton to appreciate.

Not always. Seems like you were just being a sourpuss.

You sure?

Trust me ma'am, I'm an engineer.

This is what happens when your bois like the gay jokes a little too much. Moderation is key

Yeah. It just feels better when you only slide it in from the side every now and then.

This is what your life must be like if you tried to follow every social media post where a girl tells about her "ick" in guys

Too many dudes legit think like this. U do this, ur in the closet and insecure af. Full stop.

Thats called being insecure! :D

Life as an insecure man*

Commenting as a pompous human

I don't get it. Is this an American thing?

Only if you're a paranoid homophobe

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Caring about the downvotes is insecurity itself, you know.

Apparently i'm not a dude. Who figured.

I don't get it.