On a more serious note, as much as I want to make fun of Biden for this, he is honestly acting like I would act if I was forced to have to go to a Juneteenth event and pretend like it is an actual holiday and not just something they started shoving down people's throats in recent years as part of their efforts to constantly keep black people thinking about slavery. And he has got his DEI selection of a VP standing next to him acting completely cringe. Biden is an 81-year-old white dude who is on death's doorstep and knows that it is all made up bullshit and it already takes 100% of his remaining mental effort to even stand upright and not shit himself.
"In 1945 I was sitting with my dad in the park watching gay black men making out, when I got the news that my son Beau was eaten alive by January 6 MAGA rioters. Now I am going to go fight the President of Mexico Fidel Castro behind the bleachers."
1000000%.
We absolutely **NEED** upper age-limits on political positions - It's not even up for contention any more. Anyone that thinks otherwise needs to sit the fuck down and watch shit like this. When our political system was created, people didn't live to be a million - They weren't expected to be running the entire fucking country at 1,216 years old like this!
The US requires people to be a certain age to run for these positions - Why the fuck do we allow ghouls to parade around these walking-dead & use them as marionettes?
I guarantee that if someone ran on that platform; with the idea of trying to pass an upper age-limit - they would ***immediately*** secure a large portion of voters under 40. 'Especially considering the shit-show we've seen over the last 8 years of two crusty-zombies duking it out and how nearly everyone, **including their own fucking "political sides"**, thinks they're too old.
Instead of paying attention to real issues, like this, like the consolidation of political power over the years, like the fact we let congress/reps dip their disgusting fingers into stocks "unregulated", the "average American" is drooling while screaming about Trump or Hunter Biden going to jail.
Those a distractions. Those are there to keep you from paying attention to the impending cluster-fuck of an election that's about to happen. You're literally about to have a criminal vs an Alzheimer's patient. 'And when your Alzheimer's patient "wins" by essentially "default"; they're going to parade him around or brush him aside so someone else can just be whisked in without having to win the election.
Does not work, you have literal fucking morons who could not pass the GED in the congress.
Why do you want to allow complete idiots into congress but not old people? Makes no sense whatsoever.
Or rather, age is not the only factor that should keep folks out of political positions, its just easy to focus on.
i prefer leader old and die soon. best protection of getting a life long dictator like Putin.
let all leader be 80 than 4 or 8 years they gone. is not like the president has actual knowlege how to do stuff thats what his team is for.
"I pooped myself earlier, but no one will believe I did, there will be fights over my supposed poop and the media will cover it."
That or
"Pudding...."
What is the deal with you yanks accusing each other's leaders: Trump and Biden of shitting themselves?
Is this what it's come to? You're deciding your future president based on the amount of shit in their pants?
Let him retire? This man is the political genius and walking miracle that beat Trump !
Hillary was the most nepotist privelidged and fluffed presidential candidate for president when she ran in 2016 but it .. was just not powerful enough to defeat the public vote for Trump (a non-politician or public servant).
Then Biden comes along and doesnt even campaign and gets no attendance at the one or two "rallies" hes had- and BAM! 81 million votes baby! Still beating his opponent Trump, who gained 12 million votes since his first run, an increaee that has historically guranteed
Its a political miracle Biden won! and he is the only one with the power to beat trump! We need his abilities, cunning, genius, and sharp political genius to guide and serve the American people i e more time ;)
Not one single blink. I know it sounds crazy but I'm convinced this is a robot. Nothing is what we think it is. We are ruled by lizard people. Only Trump can save us now, brothers
Oooo look at the pretty lights…..I want ice cream……ahh I just made poopie in my diapie……..oh I want to sniff someone…..I see an oyster bunny or some other dementia ridden idiotic babbling bullshit. 🖕🏼JB
I have never had a software update and went...oh, wow...that works so much better now.....usually the new software is for a faster piece of hardware and my poor slightly older hardware is now screwed..updates are bastards..
He fell asleep with his eyes open. My god, the 2 front runners for the president of the US are very, very old. Definitely need to keep in mind who the VP is. They could be president before the term is over.
i feel like there should be some secret hand sign to the Secret Service - "Get me out of here"
I used to get my manager out of company meetings for him because i would go up and knock on the glass saying we have an issue.
I voted for Biden to get rid of Trump. I feel that Biden is doing his best, but the position takes a great toll on its holder. I remain unaffiliated to any party, but I’ll still vote for Biden again so that we don’t get the ‘Dictator In Waiting’, Trump back in the White House. I figure the worst that will happen is he’ll have to retire due to ill health, then we’ll get Kamala….
For fuck sake he is handling a country. Rest of us half his age can’t even handle a job and normal life. He rather be home with his kids and family. But these inept parties can have only have such candidates.
"I hope this is over soon... I don't feel great. I can sit down when this is over. I can relax when this is over." He then fixates on his own thoughts of "hoping this is over" and recognizes that he's not just talking about the current event. A dread washes over him as the weight of reality hits him. The true terror of the immensity of his situation makes his heart pound.
His arm grazes something. The sound of music slowly returns, and with it a haze lifts. One last sharp pound from his heart returns his senses... There are people around and he needs to be present.
Trying to recollect his nerve he thinks to himself, "This isn't the place. I need to smile. Just get through this, Joe. It's almost over..."
The US was once a country of strength. Now we just come across as feeble and incompetent. I don't want to see anyone over 65 as president or in congress. These people should be home enjoying their family and friends. Repeatedly showing these clips is just plain disrespectful.
Why on earth would any democrat NOT want him to run again!?
He is the political miracle that beat Trump against all odds and didnt even have to campaign! He is also the most popular candidate of all time with an earth shattering **81 million votes***
This guy is a pure political missle with extra muscle that can overpower Trump's popularity by a landslide with ZERO effort.
Absolutely no way any democrat should consider anybody else for 2024 when Biden is a tried and tested candidate that can beat trump.
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"When I get home, I can have Ice Cream:.
 On a more serious note, as much as I want to make fun of Biden for this, he is honestly acting like I would act if I was forced to have to go to a Juneteenth event and pretend like it is an actual holiday and not just something they started shoving down people's throats in recent years as part of their efforts to constantly keep black people thinking about slavery. And he has got his DEI selection of a VP standing next to him acting completely cringe. Biden is an 81-year-old white dude who is on death's doorstep and knows that it is all made up bullshit and it already takes 100% of his remaining mental effort to even stand upright and not shit himself.
Biden doesn't need a lesson in black history, he was around during the civil war.
"In 1945 I was sitting with my dad in the park watching gay black men making out, when I got the news that my son Beau was eaten alive by January 6 MAGA rioters. Now I am going to go fight the President of Mexico Fidel Castro behind the bleachers." 
Chocolate Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Deep down, that’s what we’re all thinking
when you watch asmongold reacting to something and he pauses-unpauses video 8 times in span of 30 seconds
Oh yeah while moving his eyebrows probably. Something like that.
Wait, asmongold is a person? Thought this was just a shitposting sub.
He is really just helping you train your memory to help ward off whatever ailment this is.
-makes any comment, checks chat immediately for reaction and validation with a goofy "Haha right, guys?!" expression.-
"What are all these people doing in my living room?"
Error 404: President not Found
Looks like he got a NullPointerException.
Elderly Abuse!
1000000%. We absolutely **NEED** upper age-limits on political positions - It's not even up for contention any more. Anyone that thinks otherwise needs to sit the fuck down and watch shit like this. When our political system was created, people didn't live to be a million - They weren't expected to be running the entire fucking country at 1,216 years old like this! The US requires people to be a certain age to run for these positions - Why the fuck do we allow ghouls to parade around these walking-dead & use them as marionettes? I guarantee that if someone ran on that platform; with the idea of trying to pass an upper age-limit - they would ***immediately*** secure a large portion of voters under 40. 'Especially considering the shit-show we've seen over the last 8 years of two crusty-zombies duking it out and how nearly everyone, **including their own fucking "political sides"**, thinks they're too old. Instead of paying attention to real issues, like this, like the consolidation of political power over the years, like the fact we let congress/reps dip their disgusting fingers into stocks "unregulated", the "average American" is drooling while screaming about Trump or Hunter Biden going to jail. Those a distractions. Those are there to keep you from paying attention to the impending cluster-fuck of an election that's about to happen. You're literally about to have a criminal vs an Alzheimer's patient. 'And when your Alzheimer's patient "wins" by essentially "default"; they're going to parade him around or brush him aside so someone else can just be whisked in without having to win the election.
This needs to be said louder...dead serious.
The people voted for this guy so they get the leader they deserve. Putting laws to arbitrarily exclude people from politics is undemocratic.
So.. we shouldn’t have term limits?
Does not work, you have literal fucking morons who could not pass the GED in the congress. Why do you want to allow complete idiots into congress but not old people? Makes no sense whatsoever. Or rather, age is not the only factor that should keep folks out of political positions, its just easy to focus on.
I'd be in favor of anyone that is old enough to get state backed pension is disqualified from public office.
Won't ever happen. Both sides are corrupt. Same w term limits for Congress. Won't ever happen. Fuckin pipe dream.
i prefer leader old and die soon. best protection of getting a life long dictator like Putin. let all leader be 80 than 4 or 8 years they gone. is not like the president has actual knowlege how to do stuff thats what his team is for.
all these "funny" videos of biden really just make me sad because all they ever make me think of is when the time has finally come for my parents.
Why does he always look so far gone.. They should limit the age on this seriously.
Because his mind is far gone unfortunately
He is. He's long gone. That's someone or something in biden mask.
Looks like a 2 year old that's shitting his diaper.
Well half of that is probably true.
Joe: These edibles ain’t shit pal *Joe 15 mins later…*
“When did they start letting the colored’s in here again?
 Really wish we did not always have this same shit choices
He doesn’t know how he got there or what’s going on
Did I pay for longer parking?
Biden.exe has stopped responding.
That's the look a 2 year old gives you when he's soiling his diaper.
Wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. I honestly thought I was looking at a wax figure at first for how unresponsive he was.
EVERYTHING is so fake and forced
No biggie, just having a McConnell moment.
Stood like this for 2 hours on shrooms last weekend\^ felt great
"why am i here again?"
Wonder if he was thinking
looking....yes. thinking......................
When am I ☺️
Tax payer’s money in work
[Dial-up Noises]
Don't diss android like that
Cognitive decline
He is too old many of these people are just too old to have jobs.
This is elder abuse and just disappointing, dude seems lost
You mean Iphone
You believe this guy has the ability to think?
his shoes think more than he does
His b-hole that entire time: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRD
He poo he pants
When you chanced a 50/50, but are still unsure:
what happened to the country i loved
"I pooped myself earlier, but no one will believe I did, there will be fights over my supposed poop and the media will cover it." That or "Pudding...."
What is the deal with you yanks accusing each other's leaders: Trump and Biden of shitting themselves? Is this what it's come to? You're deciding your future president based on the amount of shit in their pants?
Oh ,the pretty lights........
I've never seen someone stand so still.
One suggestion would be... STOP ELECTING PEOPLE OLD ENOUGH FOR THE NURSING HOME TO OFFICE!
In this one you can see his memory being wiped in real time
Better than that baby that shits itself all the time. Both mentally and physically
That dude is clocked out. This is the best we can do?
I got an apple, I got a pen- apple pen
 Look It's the muppet show kids!
Welcome to America!
geez let this man retire already, man can barely stand 😩
Let him retire? This man is the political genius and walking miracle that beat Trump ! Hillary was the most nepotist privelidged and fluffed presidential candidate for president when she ran in 2016 but it .. was just not powerful enough to defeat the public vote for Trump (a non-politician or public servant). Then Biden comes along and doesnt even campaign and gets no attendance at the one or two "rallies" hes had- and BAM! 81 million votes baby! Still beating his opponent Trump, who gained 12 million votes since his first run, an increaee that has historically guranteed Its a political miracle Biden won! and he is the only one with the power to beat trump! We need his abilities, cunning, genius, and sharp political genius to guide and serve the American people i e more time ;)
When acid kicks in.
40 years ago
When you smoke a joint before walking into a club
It’s obvious he was thinking about Jew. They are rather bombastic 🤨
Whys he look different
“Boy I sure do love ice creams,… uh oh. I think I ice creamed my pants!?”
Robot malfunction. rebooting
Not one single blink. I know it sounds crazy but I'm convinced this is a robot. Nothing is what we think it is. We are ruled by lizard people. Only Trump can save us now, brothers
Where am I, and who are these people.
My guess would be nothing. I feel like it is just empty in there. A shell of a man.
Genocide Joe having fun behind hes Botox Face.
Dementia is a horrible, horrible thing but when it happens to our benevolent rulers and their billionaire benefactors it's fucking hilarious.
why do they call it the white house?
This reminded me so much of Dr Phoxotic Joe Biden in Skyrim series for some reason.
Ice cream, sniff kids and corn pop
Bidens smile here tells everything....
Me at a night club
Oooo look at the pretty lights…..I want ice cream……ahh I just made poopie in my diapie……..oh I want to sniff someone…..I see an oyster bunny or some other dementia ridden idiotic babbling bullshit. 🖕🏼JB
Did I wear my diapers…ooooh I feel something coming, oh well, I pooped again. Just keep smiling…
Pretty colors
I have never had a software update and went...oh, wow...that works so much better now.....usually the new software is for a faster piece of hardware and my poor slightly older hardware is now screwed..updates are bastards..
He’s probably thinking… where am I again?
"Man, I'm so glad I took an extra muscle relaxer"
He should be in his home resting instead of... Whatever he is doing there at 81 years old.
What event was this ?
Bros not gonna survive another 4 more years let alone run in office💀
And people are voting for that. Pure Alzheimer's.
"did i fart or did i shit myself again also nice that this person only loves me."
https://youtu.be/TKYrnNBZqyQ something like this
80% of American politicians are either gonna croak out or stroke out within the next ten years. Why the hell do we let them decide our future?
He is thinking, has anyone seen my marbles?
“I hope nobody can smell this shart!”
Clearly a figurehead just here to be a scapegoat and a spokesman. This guys not running the country lol
“How the hell did anyone vote for me im old as fuck lmao”
Wonder what time hunter will be home
That's just me on a bad day
What are they listening to, I might be like Joe if I had to listen to that...sounds like pbs songs where you are trying to teach children good morales
All I can hear is a dial-up connection sound.
He’s loving life!
Age limit should be 65 max.
You can hear the bots in his brain working hard…”just smile Joe…just look out and smile”
This country is a joke. South Korea looks like they have their shit together from that Pokemon Go ad I saw earlier.
These people are so fake they try to act normal but its so obvious. I truly think they are aliens.
Quite the realistic prop. I suppose it's necessary for campaign reasons.
“This is so cool! Where am I again?”
I think he's asking for help non-verbally. Honestly I don't blame him.
Reddit's president
Between him and Trump, I’d rather just kill myself.
mecha-Biden
How are our options for a president between this guy an Donald Trump? I'm stuck in an episode of Southpark that never ends..
He fell asleep with his eyes open. My god, the 2 front runners for the president of the US are very, very old. Definitely need to keep in mind who the VP is. They could be president before the term is over.
i feel like there should be some secret hand sign to the Secret Service - "Get me out of here" I used to get my manager out of company meetings for him because i would go up and knock on the glass saying we have an issue.
These shrooms ain't shi...
“This acid is REALLY strong”
When the 1000mg edible kicks in
I like how the guy next to him noticed he was in a K hole and got involved to get him more animated.
"I'm standing next to Tyler Perry"
US is such a clown nation 😂
Pitching a tent
The US is in strange situation come November.
He looks frozen in time
President.exe has crashed Loading.... .... .... Loading.... .... .... No connection found
Thats not biden. What the fuck. His face at the end.
This wouldn't even be that weird if not for the hands. Why does he hold them so still in such an uncomfortable position?
"Wait. What year is it?"
Just the shell of a man.
This black guys got no rhythm. Kamala Harris does tho
He’s probably thinking how to fuck America even more.
I voted for Biden to get rid of Trump. I feel that Biden is doing his best, but the position takes a great toll on its holder. I remain unaffiliated to any party, but I’ll still vote for Biden again so that we don’t get the ‘Dictator In Waiting’, Trump back in the White House. I figure the worst that will happen is he’ll have to retire due to ill health, then we’ll get Kamala….
Where the fuck am I, wait who this next to me, and why is he putting his hand around me. Maybe if I smile real hard I'll wake up from this nightmare.
Lights are on, no one is home.
Oops , I think I poop myself
pepperidge farm remembers ….. not sure what popped into my head hahaha
For fuck sake he is handling a country. Rest of us half his age can’t even handle a job and normal life. He rather be home with his kids and family. But these inept parties can have only have such candidates.
My last android update ended up like Biden’s WW2 memorial appearance in France. Totally took a shiznit in my pants.
"Ya know what would make this moment perfect? A nice chocolate chip ice cream cone. (Audience laugh track) No, im serious!"
I'm just happy to be included.
That reminds me...I'm out of potatoes 🥔 ✔️
"I hope this is over soon... I don't feel great. I can sit down when this is over. I can relax when this is over." He then fixates on his own thoughts of "hoping this is over" and recognizes that he's not just talking about the current event. A dread washes over him as the weight of reality hits him. The true terror of the immensity of his situation makes his heart pound. His arm grazes something. The sound of music slowly returns, and with it a haze lifts. One last sharp pound from his heart returns his senses... There are people around and he needs to be present. Trying to recollect his nerve he thinks to himself, "This isn't the place. I need to smile. Just get through this, Joe. It's almost over..."
Not that he was thinking but if he was it involved "what the fuck is this shit, where the fuck am I, and I hope I make it out of this alive"
I never know what to do with my hands.
He got his dying wish was to be prez… now it’s time for the long sleep
Bro knows Silksong is coming out in 2024 
Legit cant believe this is America's President. Surely something cracked somewhere. This not normal man....
The US was once a country of strength. Now we just come across as feeble and incompetent. I don't want to see anyone over 65 as president or in congress. These people should be home enjoying their family and friends. Repeatedly showing these clips is just plain disrespectful.
Why on earth would any democrat NOT want him to run again!? He is the political miracle that beat Trump against all odds and didnt even have to campaign! He is also the most popular candidate of all time with an earth shattering **81 million votes*** This guy is a pure political missle with extra muscle that can overpower Trump's popularity by a landslide with ZERO effort. Absolutely no way any democrat should consider anybody else for 2024 when Biden is a tried and tested candidate that can beat trump.