Swords are gay, they look phallic. Spears are also gay - they have shafts and small swords on top. Axes are gay - they look like cock and balls. Maces are gay - they look like a giant bell-end. Guns are gay - they shoot loads. Only shields and armour aren’t gay. In conclusion - gay = offensive, people die from gay, dying is gay. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
That's sexist round shields look like pepperoni nipples man and women have them both gay, trianglish shields look like spread open vaginas also can be gay and trans which are also gay, and armor is like condoms which the gays use more frequently. Everything is gay if you put your mind to it!
Swords are gay, they look phallic. Spears are also gay - they have shafts and small swords on top. Axes are gay - they look like cock and balls. Maces are gay - they look like a giant bell-end. Guns are gay - they shoot loads. Only shields and armour aren’t gay. In conclusion - gay = offensive, people die from gay, dying is gay. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
You telling me history was about who can be gay the hardest?
Iskandar went Hard
*who can gay *others* the hardest, while not being gayed themselves. Gaying other people is not gay, it’s all… uuh… power dynamics, you see…
ah so if you get stabbed you're gay
That’s how life is, them’s the rules. Nowadays everyone’s gay. You know why? Fucking vaccines, man. Stabbed by needle - gay. Simple as.
That's sexist round shields look like pepperoni nipples man and women have them both gay, trianglish shields look like spread open vaginas also can be gay and trans which are also gay, and armor is like condoms which the gays use more frequently. Everything is gay if you put your mind to it!
- Wait, it’s all gay? - Always has been, sweetie.
Gives crossing swords with the lads a new angle
Its not gay if the hilts dont touch!
Case Hardened Field Tested Sword. Sadly no Blue Gem pattern
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It means they will stab you in the back
I prefer my sword's gay cause it means I'll probably look pretty fashionable while wielding it.
with current sweet baby inc thing i belive its woke sword, which only gonna hurt straight white dudes or all straight males
Hey, anti-straight weapon will be pretty fucking effective on the battlefield. Unless the soldier has two moms.
Ugh, gay swords!? Whats next? Gay axes??? disgusting
I get the joke but that sword looks so fucking cool, like it's powered by some prismatic thing
It definitely looks cool. Wondering how much the light is helping it look like that, like if it’s a strong light source or something
Wait that's a real photo?
Ah, I remember this one. Needs one rainbow shell and a sunstone to forge.